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所以我們搭的是私機,也就是私人飛機

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因為我已經是公司的營運長了

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第一個40歲以下的

4
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但我也要說,我在房間裡也是營運長喔

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我在說笑話啦

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但也百分之百是真的

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可以失陪一下嗎?

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我可能得去上個洗手間

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可能?

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好

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我有點建議
-你他媽怎麼會跑來這裡?

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艾倫,在我們幾個月的治療中

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我聽你一直說會孤單終老

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你描述跟膚淺女的超爛約會

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就好像問題在她們身上
-怎麼回事?不要吃我的薯條

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聽我說,治療中最困難的部分

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是有時候病患的敘述並不可信

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所以我開始好奇你說的可能都是一派胡言

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現在我知道了,你根本一派胡言,艾倫

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你得走了
-不...

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這是好消息,因為我們可以著手處理了

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現在跟我講話的這傢伙並不是你

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我要你開始讓那些女人
看到那個善良、迷人的人

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我在治療時見到的那個脆弱的人

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她來了

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做自己就對了

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滾啦
-做自己

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我今天哭了四回

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我的天啊

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(是今天3點,好嗎?保羅留)

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(好,不過簡訊不需要署名)

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媽的,幹?妳走路要看路

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抱歉我闖進了泳池房

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妳說什麼?

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因為你肯定是待在泳池房裡

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所以你沒理由出現在我家廚房

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妳可以用一般的話來酸我

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因為妳說那些複雜的影射...

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我覺得沒有必要

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我在清理,是從軍的習慣

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等等,流理台上的蘭花呢?

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那盆插著棍子的土嗎?

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我丟了,我覺得它應該是死掉了

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你覺得它死掉了?

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對,它是妳朋友嗎?請節哀

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不是你的東西就別動

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好

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我去從垃圾桶拿出來
-不,算了啦,算了...

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沒關係,妳想要,我就去拿
殭屍蘭花馬上就來

50
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請問有事嗎?
-只是在找一盆死掉的盆栽

51
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那不是你的垃圾

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好,重新開始吧

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好,我叫做尚恩,我猜妳應該是凱倫吧?

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我是潘
-潘,他們家認識這個人

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妳何不回家去
在街坊鄰居應用程式上發布文章

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聊聊社區的變化?

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潘,他住在我家

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妳是來送歡迎馬芬蛋糕的嗎?

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等等,差點把人打死的傢伙住在你家?

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吉米,你在搞什麼鬼啊?
-沒關係,艾莉絲沒意見

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不,我有意見
但我同意潘是個種族歧視者

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我會搬進退伍軍人住宅
-嘿,你不用對她解釋

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我怎麼會是壞人?

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莉茲跟我只是想要保護社區

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別說了,不是“莉茲跟我”

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寶貝,妳需要我幫忙嗎?
-不用

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謝天謝地

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嘿,吉米
-嘿,德瑞克

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嘿,潘
-嘿

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不,沒有“嘿,潘”,我們不喜歡潘

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知道了

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去死吧,潘

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我喜歡那傢伙

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《誠實診療室》

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嘿,媞亞跟我以前會跟小加夫婦一起健行

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真棒的故事

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心臟停的時候通知我
-好

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我可能會吐給你看吧

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嘿
-嘿,布萊恩

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跟我爸來健行

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太壞了啦

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你怎麼誰都認識啊?

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我就住在兩條街外,都沒人跟我招手

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去你的

85
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那跟招手也差不多

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他怎麼會有朋友?我說真的

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他超壞的

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對揮拳很在行,超強的

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嘿,今晚去喝一杯吧

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我們可以邀小加一起

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在你因為我太善良體貼
跟我斷絕關係之後

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我都沒怎麼見到她了

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對,我最近也不怎麼跟她混在一起

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很不幸地,媞亞不在了
小加覺得我們又老又無聊

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什麼?

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讓她看看我們在大學是怎樣啊

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不過結束時間要提前很多
酒也得少喝很多

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我也不能一直說自己是撩妹聖手

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我真懷念直男布萊恩
-是啊

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他以前都會說
“女生的那裡真美,對吧?”

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不美嗎?

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還行啦

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是啊

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也不像是主要賣點之類的

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對...
-好

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血壓控制得不錯

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你的膽固醇上升了一點點

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你還記得我們之前有說過
要吃得健康點嗎?

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我記得,但我沒在管
-太好了

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我們花了一點時間
但我們找到正確的藥物組合了

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你的反應能力、肌動技能似乎都很好

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很好

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那你的心理健康呢?

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我知道接下來會怎樣,我只是...

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我儘量不去想那些

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只要我有需要
我就會播放其中一首我最愛的悲傷歌曲

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讓我自己悲傷個整整15分鐘

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但當我的鬧鐘響起,我就甩開悲傷
繼續過我煩人的生活

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(好,不過簡訊不需要署名)

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(太好了,保羅留)

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嘿
-嘿

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真好看的衣服,今天有事嗎?

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是我開新車的第一天,我得隆重打扮一下

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對,我還得替它取名字

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我在想取名影疾

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大家都知道這是《魔戒》裡甘道夫的馬

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沒有人知道
-好啦,但這樣很酷

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我也在考慮黛博拉

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密爾德雷還有巴拉克

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但我不知道啦

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嘿,不如我之後去接你
然後送你去開會吧?

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那樣你就能看小黛有多棒

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媽的,我選好了耶

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不用,謝了

135
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我今天無法聽妳放的音樂

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好

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祝你今天愉快

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...一個女孩的故事

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她的眼淚淹沒了整個世界

140
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她在照片中的模樣是如此悲傷

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我絕對愛她
當她在做什麼該死的事情時?

142
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笑的時候

143
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妳絕對不會一件衣服穿兩天

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妳的秀髮落下的樣子,每次都不同

145
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可以說的話從來都不缺

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新的特斯拉,混蛋

147
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這是一個女孩的故事

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她的眼淚淹沒了整個世界

149
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她在照片中的模樣是如此悲傷

150
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我絕對愛她,當她...

151
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你是認真的嗎?

152
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我的天啊

153
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這輛車是全新的耶

154
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老兄

155
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新車啊?不錯喔,妳是在倒車嗎?

156
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不是我的錯

157
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小加新車上的保險桿超大支的

158
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所以你是在說小黛活該?

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很棒的名字,它看起來就像個小黛

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謝謝
-不客氣

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嘿,跟他談啊
-我不想

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我知道,但你得說話
-不要逼我啦

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好啊,你這個小王八蛋

164
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保羅,你覺得你繼續開車安全嗎?

165
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你知道的,因為帕金森氏症

166
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我幾個月前通過了強制性的肌動技能測試

167
00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:05,694
我只是開車技術爛

168
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你覺得值得冒這個險嗎?
我可以開車載你上班

169
00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,574
不要啦,你住得太遠了

170
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我們家只隔一條街,我可以載你

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00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,161
妳早上太煩了

172
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什麼?什麼鬼話?

173
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我自己開車
-我的天啊

174
00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:22,461
嘿,我覺得妳早上很有趣

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真的嗎?謝謝

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也許下次你他媽可以說些什麼,好嗎?

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00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:29,051
抱歉

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我要開車去修,你晚一點要來接我,混蛋

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他們為何認為是帕金森氏症導致意外?

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因為它可能會影響判斷距離的能力

181
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太慘了

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不,不慘,因為那不是原因

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我是說終究會很慘

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謝謝妳說清楚

185
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那妳有做嗎?妳有跟妳爸吃晚餐嗎?

186
00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:57,371
如果我們現在共進晚餐
他就會變成一個大白痴的樣子

187
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有可能,他常常那樣

188
00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:01,458
也許我會搞砸吧

189
00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,460
我現在不太好相處

190
00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:04,962
我本來不想說的

191
00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:07,506
妳沒有分椒鹽脆餅給我吃

192
00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:14,763
所有的事都讓我心情很糟

193
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即使一個盆栽被丟掉也會

194
00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:19,434
那個連我媽最愛的盆栽都稱不上

195
00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:20,978
我就是會想像她在澆水

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哀痛是個狡猾的小混蛋

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會偷偷襲來

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00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,860
我有個妳能試試看的方法

199
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只需要花差不多15分鐘

200
00:09:32,364 --> 00:09:33,615
你要跟我說,還是...

201
00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:36,577
我有點口渴

202
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把妳的點心全都偷來了

203
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,261
(小加:3點來克勒格修車廠接我?)

204
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(不用了,我有車搭了,謝了)

205
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你看起來真帥

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00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:24,333
嘿,兄弟

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我知道現在是你的治療時間
而且你喜歡這些運動

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但我心裡在煩別的事

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我們可以早點離開嗎?
-我可以啊,行

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嘿
-嘿

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這是新的嗎?
-吉米派我去格鬥賺錢

212
00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:42,559
嘿,沒有這回事
-什...

213
00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,937
那只是幾場良好、乾淨、合意的攻擊

214
00:10:45,521 --> 00:10:46,688
好,聽起來很好玩

215
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,900
莉茲,我不知道妳在幹嘛

216
00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:52,569
但是我看到了一個朋友
做了某件很糟糕的事

217
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:55,197
我今晚要去跟她攤開來說
所以現在不是談天的好時機

218
00:10:55,197 --> 00:10:58,867
不,沒事啦,我只是過來
為了早上的事道歉

219
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,411
我不要再插手你的生活了

220
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:02,955
好,謝了,莉茲

221
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,874
我還想說你會開心點

222
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:08,585
我說過了,我有事在煩心

223
00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:11,964
而且我永遠也不會相信
妳會不來插手我的生活

224
00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:15,133
我用我兒子的命發誓

225
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,802
哪一個?
-讓你選

226
00:11:16,802 --> 00:11:19,263
康納
-康納不行,他是最棒的

227
00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:23,851
你看著吧,我會不再管你的事

228
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:25,811
第二

229
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:27,604
你朋友幹了什麼事?

230
00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,439
莉茲,妳有毛病

231
00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:33,277
我在開玩笑啦,晚安

232
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,530
莉茲,妳現在轉身的話
我就跟妳說我朋友幹了什麼事

233
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,201
我們總會見到面的

234
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,666
嘿
-嘿,茱莉,謝謝妳過來

235
00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:50,627
什麼事這麼急?我為了你離開酒約

236
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:54,089
如果妳為了我離開他
那妳肯定還不夠喜歡他

237
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:55,841
你也沒說錯啦

238
00:11:57,676 --> 00:12:00,179
嘿,聽我說,我想要再做一次駕駛評估

239
00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,848
為何這麼急?
-出了個小車禍

240
00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:06,310
拜託,就算為了我吧

241
00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:09,188
好,來吧

242
00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:11,398
大家約會不是會盛裝打扮嗎?

243
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:14,902
穿得這麼隨便,妳確定會來電嗎?

244
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,153
你閉嘴

245
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,659
我從沒玩過,但我的運動神經很強

246
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:23,744
所以我要去玩
-好

247
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:26,663
因為你是個沙包洞小白...
-我很確定我不是

248
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,917
好,我得讓你知道一件事

249
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:34,046
當你進洞的時候
就得喊出“沙包洞”,要超大聲

250
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,966
一定會很好玩
-超好玩

251
00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:43,305
嘿,今天是誰去接妳?

252
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,265
你在說什麼?
-修車的事

253
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,352
最後是誰去接妳的?
-是啊,是尼可來接我的

254
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,480
尼可最棒了

255
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,607
他是啊,對
-真的超棒的

256
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,651
棒透了,算是個偉人

257
00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:59,947
跟一位這麼優秀的男士交往
感覺一定很棒吧

258
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,156
你想要上尼可嗎?

259
00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,535
小加,我今天看到妳親別人

260
00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:07,538
好,吉米...

261
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:09,873
我沒有劈腿
-真的嗎?

262
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:14,920
看起來很有劈腿的感覺
拜託,都親成這樣了耶

263
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:16,964
別演出來

264
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:19,842
把舌頭收好啦

265
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,426
到底是怎麼回事?

266
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:24,263
聽我說,我有好一陣子都想跟你說了

267
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,807
但尼可跟我要離婚了

268
00:13:28,225 --> 00:13:29,893
沙包洞

269
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是我教他的

270
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,774
幹

271
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:39,945
嘿,跟你的問題相比
這根本沒什麼,好嗎?是很平和的

272
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:43,031
而且現在尼可還沒有對象
如果你還想出手的話

273
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:45,909
天啊

274
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,162
他現在保持節制的情況如何?

275
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,707
就跟平常一樣時好時壞

276
00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:55,627
但是,聽我說,這不再是我的問題了
讓我有點如釋重負的感覺

277
00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:57,588
小加,我很遺憾

278
00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:59,715
給我停止,不要那樣,你在做悲傷的表情

279
00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:02,801
這只是表情而已
有個長眠的老婆就是這表情

280
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,429
妳何不說些讓人很高興的事?

281
00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,014
我中樂透了,兄弟

282
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,182
謝天謝地

283
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,146
嘿,我會沒事的,好嗎?
為我感到高興就對了

284
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,734
沙包洞

285
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:20,736
他讓整個酒吧都跟著喊

286
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:22,487
沙包洞
-很好玩

287
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,489
很好玩...各位

288
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:26,825
我變成他們的王了

289
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,453
我剛剛跟吉米說我要離婚了

290
00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:32,956
小加
-不,她覺得很開心

291
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:36,210
那就恭喜囉,妳氣色真好
-天啊,謝謝...

292
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:38,253
妳就要瘋狂上床了
-沒錯

293
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,713
你看,要這樣才對

294
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,405
妳好

295
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,159
嘿
-妳還好嗎?

296
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,161
很好

297
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:15,415
我現在會每天都用力地哀痛15分鐘

298
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,084
只是在發洩情緒

299
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:20,003
就像我睡覺前一定要去尿尿才會好睡

300
00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,421
不是老人才會那樣嗎?

301
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,340
我想所有年齡的人都會

302
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:26,635
好
-好,我愛妳

303
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:33,934
勇敢點...幹

304
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,769
每次他媽的都這樣

305
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,232
幹

306
00:15:43,694 --> 00:15:44,695
好燙喔

307
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:47,990
嘿
-嘿

308
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,741
我可以吃晚餐嗎?

309
00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:54,037
好啊,晚餐,好啊

310
00:16:07,593 --> 00:16:09,553
我很感激你努力不小題大作

311
00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:11,096
真的超難的

312
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:17,769
太多了
-好,我知道

313
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:29,948
退伍軍人住宅竟然得候補,兄弟

314
00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,575
嘿,別擔心,好嗎?

315
00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:34,036
你就跟我住,直到事情解決

316
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:36,205
兄弟,我真的很感激
-不客氣

317
00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:38,123
嘿,我很感謝你幫我開車回家

318
00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:39,833
我需要做心肺運動

319
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,669
我覺得身材有點走樣,肌肉都有點軟掉了

320
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:46,882
兄弟,什麼鬼啊?你點頭了?
-沒有

321
00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:49,426
你應該要說:“不會啦,你沒有
你看起來他媽的好極了,兄弟”

322
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,178
不會啦,你沒有
你看起來他媽的好極了,兄弟

323
00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:55,098
太遲了,尚恩,你知道怎麼著?
我們在下次治療時間要來談談這個

324
00:16:57,768 --> 00:16:59,186
我的老天爺啊,保羅

325
00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:04,733
我又通過駕駛測驗了

326
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,777
很好喔,我拉在褲子裡了

327
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,821
討好別人的情況呢?

328
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:14,660
我已經完全不再為了
讓任何人開心而做事情了

329
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:18,789
其實完全不是這樣
因為我是為了讓你開心而這麼說的

330
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:21,750
但我很抱歉,我也許會
寄一張道歉卡片給你吧

331
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,252
葛蕾絲,別把自己逼得太緊,妳做得很好

332
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,713
妳設下了界線,妳自己獨立了

333
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,507
妳專注在照顧自己

334
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:30,801
在溫哥華,妳算是很厲害的了

335
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:35,347
閉嘴啦,沒有啦
我只是很感激你讓我離開了唐尼

336
00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:38,809
離開的人是妳,不是我,要為此感到自豪

337
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:40,602
好,我是啊,我很自豪

338
00:17:40,602 --> 00:17:42,521
很好,好的,討好人的部分再多努力點

339
00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:46,775
你去死吧,我開玩笑的
還是說...我沒有在討好人,再見

340
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,278
她掛了,好

341
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:55,367
安妮,妳先進去,我馬上就來

342
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:58,829
小吉,小吉吉,你好嗎?嘿
-嘿

343
00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:03,709
所以呢,我簽了離婚協議書,正式生效了

344
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:04,960
太棒了
-是啊

345
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,588
我跟布萊恩說他會成為男同志界恥辱

346
00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:09,214
如果他不能跟我連續出來兩個晚上

347
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:10,799
所以我們今晚要去我家

348
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,093
我們要來喝幾杯果凍酒慶祝一下

349
00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:14,553
你要來嗎?

350
00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:16,722
就像離婚派對,好耶
-是啊

351
00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:19,933
我應該要先去一下我朋友的腦腫瘤派對

352
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:23,604
也他媽的太壞了吧
但你可壞不了我的好心情

353
00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:26,190
晚點見囉,再見
-好

354
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,817
安妮,嘿

355
00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:37,075
可以聊聊嗎?
-跟你說了,我通過測試了

356
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:38,744
我不需要再被說教了

357
00:18:39,328 --> 00:18:40,329
是小加的事

358
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,749
我本來期待會吵架的

359
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:44,833
是啊,我感覺得出來

360
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:49,296
我媽說如果我科學當掉的話
她就要讓我停藥

361
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:53,717
但他媽的糟糕的是
如果我真的停藥,粉刺又會惡化

362
00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:55,385
那也算是一種避孕措施

363
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:58,347
拜託,高中男生才不在乎長相咧

364
00:18:58,347 --> 00:18:59,431
對啊

365
00:19:01,058 --> 00:19:03,602
別進我家來啊,而且,你怎麼又回來了?

366
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:06,396
退伍軍人住宅申請沒成功
所以我得多待一陣子

367
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:07,689
太好了

368
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:12,444
我很高興你來了
我是珊莫,你叫什麼名字?

369
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:13,695
門都沒有

370
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,323
總得試試看啊

371
00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:22,246
幹嘛啦,他挺帥的啊
要我的話就會把“住跟宅”都給他

372
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:25,582
妳會怎樣?

373
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:27,709
好,我要來拍合照了

374
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:29,419
我的天啊
-真是太可愛了

375
00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,338
我的天啊

376
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:45,811
小加要我今晚去參加她的離婚派對

377
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,605
所以呢?
-我不想去,感覺很假

378
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:51,567
我可以跟你確定,小加是真的要離婚

379
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:52,693
讓我覺得很幹

380
00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:56,572
合理啊,離婚總是讓同事覺得更難接受

381
00:19:56,572 --> 00:20:00,117
她完全活在否認中
她表現得她好像超開心的

382
00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:02,244
而且我知道你會怎麼說
-不,你不知道

383
00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,663
我會激動是因為小加選擇結束婚姻

384
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:07,666
而我根本沒機會做這個選擇
-好,你真的知道

385
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,712
拜託,孩子,你不能命令他人要如何哀傷

386
00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:15,674
所以小加表現出勇敢的一面,誰在乎呢?

387
00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:20,345
我呢,我抗拒了很久,然後才面對現實

388
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,389
但我後來像個英雄一樣直接面對了

389
00:20:23,849 --> 00:20:26,268
但你呢?誰知道你要怎麼表現哀痛?

390
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,103
你根本都還沒開始

391
00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:31,607
你在說什麼?我已經他媽的哀痛了一整年

392
00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:33,859
不,你是在讓自己麻木

393
00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:37,613
嗑藥、喝酒、玩女人

394
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:39,448
我跟你說過我都停了

395
00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:44,661
對,你將之轉移到過度介入病患的生活

396
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:48,332
我不知道我今晚能不能帶著笑臉出現

397
00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:50,918
重點不是你,她才是主角

398
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:52,044
你要去嗎?

399
00:20:52,044 --> 00:20:54,546
我沒被邀請,謝天謝地

400
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:58,133
但我可以教你個撐過去的訣竅

401
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,552
要花差不多15分鐘

402
00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:07,392
選一首曲子,悲傷得要命的那種
去感受自己的感覺

403
00:21:08,602 --> 00:21:13,023
嘿,Siri,播放菲比布里奇斯的
《我知道結局》

404
00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:15,817
現在播放菲比布里奇斯的《我知道結局》

405
00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:19,363
聽我說,我知道你覺得沒用

406
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:22,491
但如果你可以真正地敞開一次心胸

407
00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:25,077
別當個徹頭徹尾的膽小鬼的話就會有用

408
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:39,299
去妳的,菲比布里奇斯

409
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:43,387
去妳的,菲比布里奇斯

410
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:46,181
幹

411
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:53,939
天啊,真是對不起
你怎麼會已經在痛哭了?

412
00:21:53,939 --> 00:21:56,984
沒有啦,我本來就在哭了

413
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:01,363
這隻好可愛喔,牠有名字嗎?

414
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:03,198
是德瑞克取名的,小屎鼠

415
00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:06,952
對啊,因為牠長得像老鼠
而且會吃自己拉的屎

416
00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:09,663
她懂啦,等牠被領養就會改名字了

417
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:13,458
也可能不會,牠挺完美的
-妳下週要來看我比賽嗎?

418
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,002
我不會錯過的
-好

419
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:19,631
親愛的,你餓嗎?你吃屎吃得夠了嗎?

420
00:22:20,716 --> 00:22:24,052
呦,妳那個鄰居女士
隨時都那樣晃過來晃過去的嗎?

421
00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:26,471
差不多,她照顧了我一陣子

422
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:28,515
所以我試著時不時對她好一點

423
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,059
你看,莉茲

424
00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:34,229
我差點忘記跟妳說,我歷史報告得了A

425
00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:36,523
妳真棒,我就知道妳辦得到

426
00:22:37,107 --> 00:22:37,941
沒有報告

427
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,073
抱歉我還在這裡
-沒關係

428
00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:46,450
顯然不是沒關係

429
00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:47,534
呃

430
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:52,956
不是因為你,我現在很混亂

431
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:57,461
我本來過得很開心
然後我朋友發布了一張我笑的照片

432
00:22:57,461 --> 00:23:00,214
我就會覺得有點內疚,然後...

433
00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:04,092
我不知道,我就是覺得我不該笑

434
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,721
根本一團混亂

435
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:10,432
我懂

436
00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:16,104
也許你就試著別再丟盆栽了?

437
00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:18,524
對不起

438
00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:22,444
但老實說,那個盆栽死得比妳媽還透耶

439
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:26,907
兄弟,什麼鬼話啊?

440
00:23:28,075 --> 00:23:29,493
該死,太殘酷了吧

441
00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:32,162
是啊,那啥啊?
妳臉上那是啥?是笑容嗎?

442
00:23:32,162 --> 00:23:33,789
我根本不知道妳有牙齒

443
00:23:33,789 --> 00:23:35,415
“我不笑”小姐
-沒有,我沒笑

444
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:38,460
我是艾莉絲,我不笑,妳就是這樣
現在我在演妳,我沒有在笑

445
00:23:40,504 --> 00:23:43,382
小加,我到了

446
00:23:44,383 --> 00:23:48,011
我說“離”,妳說“婚”,離婚,“離”...

447
00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:50,973
“婚”

448
00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:55,269
妳不用為了我假裝

449
00:23:55,269 --> 00:23:56,603
我沒有假裝

450
00:23:58,063 --> 00:24:00,315
我想我只是覺得很內疚

451
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:04,945
如果這件事
讓尼可的憂鬱症又犯了怎麼辦?

452
00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:06,488
有一個簡單的解決辦法

453
00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:09,616
把妳自己的歡樂放一邊
永遠陪著他就對了

454
00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:11,869
你贏了,我會離婚

455
00:24:11,869 --> 00:24:12,953
很好

456
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:14,621
又救了一個孩子

457
00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:17,499
你知道這件事最糟的是什麼嗎?

458
00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:18,417
不知道,說吧

459
00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:22,337
算了
-別那樣,跟我說吧

460
00:24:23,130 --> 00:24:24,256
我只是...

461
00:24:26,175 --> 00:24:27,301
我真的很想念媞亞

462
00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:31,763
我真的希望她現在就在這裡

463
00:24:34,099 --> 00:24:35,142
而不是你在這裡

464
00:24:36,602 --> 00:24:37,644
什麼鬼?
-不是啦

465
00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:42,774
我沒有...嘿,有你很好
只是她是我的閨密

466
00:24:43,358 --> 00:24:44,526
我們分享一切

467
00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:46,403
她知道尼可的老二長怎樣

468
00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:47,821
我也知道你的老二長怎樣

469
00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:49,239
好喔

470
00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:51,158
我真的他媽的好想她

471
00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:53,744
是啊

472
00:24:54,328 --> 00:24:56,121
你看,我沒辦法跟你聊這種事

473
00:24:56,121 --> 00:24:58,207
不...
-這樣不對,不,我不該這麼說

474
00:24:58,207 --> 00:24:59,666
沒有不對...

475
00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:04,129
妳失去了妳最好的朋友,我可以陪伴妳

476
00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:07,549
嘿,過來吧

477
00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:13,347
妳真的知道我老二的長相?

478
00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:14,932
對

479
00:25:15,516 --> 00:25:18,727
哈囉,離婚派對

480
00:25:19,394 --> 00:25:21,688
好,可能現在不需要帽子,我去...

481
00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:27,945
她是怎麼說的?

482
00:25:29,238 --> 00:25:30,489
像這樣

483
00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:33,951
其實是這樣,朝東偏

484
00:25:34,826 --> 00:25:36,078
沒有比較好

485
00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:40,415
好,這樣就行了,感謝您在此購物

486
00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:41,708
謝了,祝你今天愉快

487
00:25:47,673 --> 00:25:50,259
嗨,不知道你記不記得我
-嗨

488
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:53,595
好,說吧

489
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:54,972
吉米的超級盃派對

490
00:25:54,972 --> 00:25:58,433
是鄰居啊,妳對妳的餅乾很自豪

491
00:25:58,433 --> 00:25:59,560
我是莉茲
-莉茲

492
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,062
我的餅乾超完美
-好...

493
00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:04,857
艾莉絲常跟我提起你跟她聊了很多

494
00:26:04,857 --> 00:26:07,651
而且還幫助她,她覺得你很聰明

495
00:26:07,651 --> 00:26:08,986
我是

496
00:26:08,986 --> 00:26:12,948
我變得很黏著艾莉絲
也許太黏了,我不知道

497
00:26:12,948 --> 00:26:15,993
這無所謂,總而言之,我有事在煩心

498
00:26:15,993 --> 00:26:20,414
但我不能去找吉米
因為我最近插手他的生活太多了

499
00:26:20,414 --> 00:26:22,499
真是無法想像呢

500
00:26:22,499 --> 00:26:25,460
嘿,我可能只是太過焦慮了吧
他只在那裡待了幾天而已

501
00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:29,047
但我看到他們兩個相處的樣子
看似都在打情罵俏

502
00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:32,342
我只需要你跟我說一切都沒事

503
00:26:32,342 --> 00:26:36,471
一切都沒事
-真的嗎?好,太好了

504
00:26:36,471 --> 00:26:39,183
我完全不知道我們到底在說什麼

505
00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:41,643
那孩子,尚恩啊,他住在他們家

506
00:26:45,564 --> 00:26:46,565
我不知道這件事

507
00:26:47,149 --> 00:26:48,400
幹

508
00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:56,325
嘿,保羅
-你讓病患住進你家?

509
00:26:58,035 --> 00:27:01,371
是泳池房
-你記得你向我保證的事嗎?

510
00:27:01,371 --> 00:27:02,789
關於艾莉絲,記得

511
00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:06,960
你不會讓你叛逆治療師的那一套

512
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,712
去干擾到她的幸福

513
00:27:09,296 --> 00:27:12,299
為何把你女兒放在第一位這麼困難?

514
00:27:13,008 --> 00:27:16,053
老實說,我覺得我們玩完了

515
00:27:16,053 --> 00:27:18,680
玩完...跟我玩完了?這到底是什麼意思?

516
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,391
我還不知道,我只知道我不跟你說話了

517
00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:24,269
好,你可以讓我解釋一下嗎?

518
00:27:25,812 --> 00:27:26,813
還在聽嗎?

519
00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:30,984
你是真的不回答我了?
你知道這樣有多幼稚嗎?

520
00:27:30,984 --> 00:27:33,195
我不在意,再見

521
00:27:33,195 --> 00:27:34,905
不,你知道嗎?等一下

522
00:27:34,905 --> 00:27:36,782
怎麼了?你現在生氣是因為...

523
00:27:36,782 --> 00:27:39,159
是因為越界,難道你就沒有插手我的事?

524
00:27:39,159 --> 00:27:42,162
你以為我不知道
艾莉絲15分鐘那招是誰教的?

525
00:27:42,162 --> 00:27:45,207
保羅,你背著我在跟她聊

526
00:27:45,207 --> 00:27:48,001
是嗎?那又怎樣?你有話要說嗎?

527
00:27:48,502 --> 00:27:50,045
有,你知道嗎?我有

528
00:27:54,675 --> 00:27:55,676
謝謝你

529
00:28:05,602 --> 00:28:06,854
很好吃

530
00:28:07,938 --> 00:28:10,107
嘿,要吃蛋糕嗎?

531
00:28:10,107 --> 00:28:13,569
莉茲送蛋糕來慶祝
我想像中的歷史報告得了高分

532
00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:20,659
(艾倫:你說得對,週四見)

533
00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:26,748
來吃一點蛋糕吧

534
00:28:32,713 --> 00:28:34,006
保羅?

535
00:28:34,965 --> 00:28:36,133
你現在是認真的?

536
00:28:37,301 --> 00:28:40,345
妳應該把車上鎖
這樣任何老瘋子都能上車耶

537
00:28:40,345 --> 00:28:44,141
保羅,你不能在帕薩迪納晃來晃去
隨便上黑人女子的特斯拉

538
00:28:44,141 --> 00:28:47,978
我可以從現在開始搭妳的便車上班嗎?

539
00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:53,275
我通過駕駛測驗了
但大限到時,我想照自己的意思來

540
00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:56,820
就像個英雄那樣

541
00:28:57,613 --> 00:28:59,573
你想聊聊嗎?
-我不要

542
00:29:01,909 --> 00:29:03,660
(吉米萊爾德,手機)

543
00:29:06,371 --> 00:29:10,000
嘿,保羅,我是吉米
又拒接我的電話嗎?

544
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,128
我知道你為何會生氣
真的,但是你反應過度了

545
00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:15,756
艾莉絲和尚恩處得很好

546
00:29:16,673 --> 00:29:19,843
我也開始覺得好多了
我的病患們都開始振作了

547
00:29:19,843 --> 00:29:22,513
嘿,兄弟,我的做法真的有用

548
00:29:34,942 --> 00:29:35,984
我再回電給你

549
00:29:36,610 --> 00:29:39,363
快啊,快點啦

550
00:29:40,489 --> 00:29:41,532
媽的

551
00:30:24,575 --> 00:30:26,577
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