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嘿,我是葛蕾絲,請留言

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葛蕾絲,嘿,我是吉米,我又打來了
但妳知道,對吧?

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所以妳才直接把我轉到語音信箱吧

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回電給我,好嗎?再見

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嘿,德瑞克

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早安啊,吉米

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嘿,你在幹嘛?

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莉茲早上都會霸佔浴室
所以我偶爾會出來這裡尿尿

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真是開啟一天的好方法,在雨中尿尿

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是超讚的方法

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感覺今天應該是吹東風

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嘿,我聽說你去了那個沙包洞酒吧

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好玩嗎?
-還可以

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他們有酒跟很一般的食物

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兩個沙包洞基地
-兩個?太讚了吧

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德瑞克,你又跑去外面尿尿了?

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沒有,只是在跟吉米聊天

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眨眼感覺很有事

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吉米,你視力很好喔

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他看起來有在生我的氣嗎?

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沒有,他沒有

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好,別再尿尿在花盆裡了

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只是幾滴而已
-別那樣了

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幾滴而已啦

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這些是道歉貝果
我不是故意要打小報告的

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我碰到保羅的時候
我以為他知道尚恩搬進來了

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是啊,妳把我搞慘了

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沒關係,但妳把我搞慘了

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沒關係,但是,沒錯,妳把我搞慘了

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對不起

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我討厭害人家無端惹上麻煩

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那如果活該呢?
-那是我最愛的

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說真的,別擔心
保羅不會一直生我的氣,會沒事的

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那就好,再見
-好,但妳把我搞慘了

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我知道

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好,我很期待見到妳

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來辦公室,然後去家裡

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好,那到時見,寶貝,再見

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誰是你的寶貝?是個性感尤物嗎?

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是我女兒

41
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抱歉

42
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嘿,她單身嗎?因為自從我離婚後

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我一直想做新的嘗試

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開玩笑的,我只是想讓你尷尬而已

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妳真在行
-謝謝,快給我上車吧

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可以放那首我喜歡的歌嗎?

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該從哪開始聊?

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我們可以在家裡聊
為何要大老遠跑來這裡?

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尚恩

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我的筆記本在這裡

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《誠實診療室》

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你有跟你爸媽說你暫住在我家嗎?

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沒有,如果知道我跟治療師住在一起
他們一定會很生氣的

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好,我承認這他媽的是挺奇怪的

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好,我得說,兄弟
你看起來輕鬆多了,有精神了

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我們再挖深一點吧?
-不要

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抱歉,這完全是我的錯
讓你以為這是個問句

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我的意思是肯定句,我們再來挖深一點

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尚恩,我們完全都還沒聊到
你在阿富汗的時候

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我不會說謊,吉米
我最近狀況一直都他媽的好

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好嗎?幹嘛要去管那時候?

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那是我的工作啊,兄弟
我拿到的學位就是去管那件事

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在愛管閒事大學拿到的學位

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其實是一所大專,我不說幹話了

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嘿,我們不能永遠逃避

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還不能聊

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好

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謝謝
-終究會談到,沒壓力

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兄弟,家裡見

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嗨,我是小加,我是這裡的治療師

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你本來是指派給我的

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然後我把你轉給了吉米

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好
-好

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所以,都好嗎?

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很好,我起初不太喜歡這治療的爛事

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不過現在我有點喜歡

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我感到很欣慰

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那妳為何把我丟給他?

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老實說,我覺得你們很適合彼此

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也許你們能彼此幫助

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真棒,我一直都很想幫助有錢的中年白人

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能有回饋是很好的,所以...

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嘿,早安,妳是喜歡馬鈴薯的女孩嗎?

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不,保羅,我是個
喜歡馬鈴薯的堅強黑人女性

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這是在幹嘛?

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我的蔬果箱送來了太多馬鈴薯

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等等,你現在把農產品訂到辦公室來?

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我有好多問題要問

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你是祕密大廚嗎?
你要在這裡煮菜?你能教我嗎?

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妳到底要不要這些他媽的馬鈴薯?

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我要兩顆馬鈴薯幹嘛?

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如果你要送的話,那我要馬鈴薯

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給你,嘿,拿兩個去
-好耶

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嘿,我剛剛在跟尚恩進行治療

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我覺得該開始
處理他的創傷後壓力症候群了

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但他完全不談

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是啊,這在退伍軍人中很常見

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我只是想知道他何時才會覺得可以開始談

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很簡單,永遠不會

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你搞砸了,因為建立了雙重關係

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他覺得比起他的治療師
你更像他的朋友跟室友

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你覺得這樣會不會有用?
如果我要求他重新設定我們的界線...

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抱歉,你剛剛叭我嗎?

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沒錯

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我跟你說過別跟病患變成那種關係
而你還是那樣了

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無所謂,這不表示我就得跟你一起

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我不要跟你談一丁點這件事

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但你要跟我談馬鈴薯

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談一整天,好好享用啊,兄弟

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用煮的、烤的、炒的

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全部揉在一起拿去生火,我不在乎

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也許我就把馬鈴薯當蘋果啃吧,保羅

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別鬧了

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汪

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電解質

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我沒跟妳要

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他跑來這裡幹嘛?

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新盆栽嗎?那是啥?蕨類?還是...

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我不知道
-好

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很好

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你跑來幹嘛?

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對,只是把我修改好的遺產計畫送來給你

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因為這三年你都不回
我的電話、郵件和簡訊

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這可不是值得驕傲的事

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現在來討論?

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現在不適合,我女兒要來

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女兒傻瓜,我喜歡

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沒回應?沒話要說?好吧

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她要來做替代能源的演講

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有個小空檔

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所以她只有幾個小時能來看我

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真巧,這是其中一個我最愛的詞

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我就在這裡等
然後請她簽你的醫療委託書

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我不要
-什麼?不行

135
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照你的診斷看來,我不建議繼續拖延

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當事人保密特權只適用於刑事律師嗎?

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還是假裝的律師也適用?

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遺產法是真正的法律,我是真正的律師

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是還不是?
-是

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我保證不說出去

141
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梅格不知道我得了帕金森氏症

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所以,你們兩個關係不好嗎?

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我保證不說出去

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別再說了
-好

145
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在她小時候,她媽跟我離婚了

146
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她們搬去了東岸,我們疏遠了

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很難保持聯絡

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為何?那時候還沒發明電話或飛機嗎?

149
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抱歉,你在掏心掏肺,我卻在搗蛋

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你的自覺就是你最大的優點

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所以你真的覺得我得現在就做?

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對

153
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好,我會跟她說,我會簽好這些文件

154
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太好了,你要把這些文件寄回來給我

155
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還是要送到我市中心的辦公室來?

156
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不,其實我比較喜歡有人到我這邊來取

157
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我不用這麼麻煩
-好

158
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但我可以派我的助理凱文去處理

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凱文...

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凱文

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我是凱文,對吧?

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好,下次見囉

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感謝你過來

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是我的榮幸
-都沒先說一聲

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我有,我打電話、傳郵件也傳簡訊了

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所以...

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嘿,小可愛
-嘿

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我聽到妳在運球,我有空喔
-好

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好球
-畢竟我有三個兒子

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其實康納今晚要從大學回家來

171
00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:06,231
幫我跟他問聲好
-我會的

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嘿,莉茲,嗨
-嘿,小加

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我只是想來跟艾莉絲一起
用我送的球投投籃

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好

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我記得妳說過妳送了她一顆籃球

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沒錯
-很好

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妳們玩得開心吧
-謝謝

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好,很好,很高興見到妳

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我的天啊,我也是

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對啊,鞋子很棒喔
-謝謝,是喬丹籃球鞋

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很棒,真不錯
-是啊

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再見囉

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很高興
-稍微啦

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真他媽的,妳們恨死彼此了

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閉嘴,投籃啦

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好喔...

187
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就是這裡,你可以把鞋子脫掉嗎?

188
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這不是強迫症,因為我住過日本,所以...

189
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我很確定妳跟我說過
妳從沒離開過帕薩迪納

190
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好,好啦,這是強迫症
但日本人可不是笨蛋

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好

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我來囉

193
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我要坐在妳家沙發上,穿這著件

194
00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:06,375
我剛剛坐在公園長凳上的牛仔褲,好嗎?

195
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,422
現在換妳了
-我得去換家裡穿的衣服

196
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,341
這些是外出的衣服,我沒辦法

197
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這...
-嘿,可以,妳可以

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過來坐在我旁邊,快來
-好

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睜開眼睛
-我怕

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我知道妳怕,但我就在這裡陪著妳

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感覺如何?
-還行

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真他媽的,華莉

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感覺妳好像什麼都做得到耶

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華莉,妳很棒

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好喔,等等...
-我的天啊

206
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,165
我沒料到會這樣
-我好對不起

207
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,292
我好蠢

208
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:50,002
別慌
-我不知道自己在想什麼

209
00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:51,962
我想我會錯意是因為你跑來

210
00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:55,340
然後又說我好棒
但我知道我根本不棒,這...

211
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,301
嘿,等等,華莉,妳很棒

212
00:11:57,301 --> 00:12:00,053
而我...不行,華莉,別又來了
-我的天啊

213
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,389
這是我這輩子最糟糕的一天

214
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,808
我曾經在超市拉在褲子裡

215
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,102
還噴得到處都是,好嗎?
但這個才是最慘的

216
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:10,314
我真的嚇壞了
-好,別嚇壞,妳知道原因嗎?

217
00:12:10,314 --> 00:12:12,608
因為常有這種事
-真的嗎?

218
00:12:12,608 --> 00:12:15,444
沒有,我這輩子從沒發生過
但沒關係,我們沒事

219
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:18,906
我的天啊,我是個變態
-妳不是,嘿,停下來

220
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:22,159
沒關係,因為我對於
我們今天的成就感到很驕傲

221
00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:23,911
真是天殺的太成功了

222
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,538
聽我說,妳不用難過

223
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,000
我看起來難過嗎?
-沒有

224
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:33,337
但我不相信,太多眼神接觸了

225
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:37,799
幹

226
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,138
你忘了你的鞋子,所以...
-謝了

227
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,309
所以我才大喊“幹”
-好,再見

228
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:50,854
(我今晚要回家,妳何時有空?)

229
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,231
給妳,小親親
-謝了

230
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:53,607
哇,康納是哪位?

231
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,234
管家婆
-是啊,我知道

232
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,361
是莉茲的兒子

233
00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:59,905
天啊,她當然有個叫做康納的兒子

234
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:01,365
對,他從大學回家

235
00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:03,492
他是大學生啊?
-是大學生

236
00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:04,660
他可以算是個帥哥嗎?

237
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,828
妳在考慮給他來點親親抱抱嗎?

238
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,664
都做過了
-真的嗎?

239
00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:10,707
對
-到哪一壘了?

240
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:13,669
我上過他了

241
00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:16,296
全壘打
-對,是我的意思

242
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:20,300
我們在康納的房間裡念書
莉茲在做千層麵

243
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,802
然後我說

244
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:25,138
“嘿,你想要破處嗎?
這樣我們就不用再小心翼翼了”

245
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,767
然後他說
“好啊,妳要我去點根蠟燭嗎?”

246
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:32,229
不要啦,拜託,康納,蠟燭不行
-對啊

247
00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:34,356
但隨便啦,我很高興我做了

248
00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:36,483
很好,太好了
-是啊

249
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,653
妳媽有跟妳聊過關於性愛的事吧?

250
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:43,532
像是她跟妳說過確保做完以後一定要尿尿

251
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:45,367
諸如此類的?很好
-有

252
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,035
媽都跟我說過了

253
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:52,708
像是避孕和要確定感情上已經準備好了

254
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:55,460
她還說如果老二感覺奇怪的話

255
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,504
可以改變心意
-對,沒錯

256
00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,215
因為奇怪的老二多得是

257
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,843
對,妳媽是最棒的

258
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:08,015
她有沒有跟妳說如果花太久時間的話

259
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,475
隨時都可以把手指插進屁股裡來喊停?

260
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:11,560
抱歉,妳說什麼?

261
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,146
我的屁股還是他的?

262
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:15,856
在場的屁股都行

263
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:23,030
嗨,抱歉,我來找保羅羅德斯

264
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,073
那邊有一間候診室,就在轉角那邊

265
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,825
按下開關,就會通知他說妳來了

266
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,536
我不是病患,他是我爸,我是梅格

267
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,621
真他媽的

268
00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:32,706
妳是康乃迪克梅格

269
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,751
嗨,哇,我是吉米

270
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:36,919
帕薩迪納吉米

271
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,921
好,對啊,沒錯

272
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,631
終於見到妳真是太開心了
-我也是

273
00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:44,343
我的天啊,我聽了好多妳的事
沒有啦,但我很想聽

274
00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:46,053
保羅的辦公室就在隔壁

275
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,179
謝謝
-不客氣

276
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,473
你的桌上怎麼會有馬鈴薯?

277
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,142
梅格,是妳爸丟給我的

278
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,895
所以你們很要好囉?
-很難說

279
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,897
是啊,我懂
-沒錯

280
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,025
有一個被咬過了

281
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,401
他把我搞得很生氣

282
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,696
所以我故意生啃了一個,像蘋果那樣

283
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,950
保羅,你看我發現誰了

284
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,826
嗨,爸
-梅格

285
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,995
你有個好女兒,保羅

286
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,331
你這麼想,我真是鬆了一口氣

287
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,001
討厭的傢伙

288
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,296
我只是說誰都不能離開餐桌

289
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,882
要等到大家都吃飽,妳知道嗎?
-同意

290
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,634
三道菜全餐,點心、點心、點心

291
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:29,054
妳們在聊什麼?
-女性高潮

292
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,098
沒有那種東西

293
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,184
謝天謝地妳們笑了,好

294
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:37,521
妳們怎麼會偶然聊到這主題的?

295
00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:40,274
我想他搞不好能應付這個

296
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:42,734
也許妳應該給他個機會當酷爸爸

297
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,654
我今天超慘

298
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:48,615
妳不知道我現在有多需要當酷爸爸

299
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,201
我可以的,我一定會她媽的很棒,說吧

300
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,289
好

301
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,709
好,我在跟小加說

302
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:04,423
在康納上大學前,我們算是一起睡了

303
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,015
妳覺得沒關係?

304
00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:14,516
對

305
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:16,977
妳有用保護機制嗎?

306
00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:18,604
當然有

307
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,315
那他有用保護機制嗎?

308
00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:25,694
有,有啦,有

309
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,905
我很感激妳跟我說這件事

310
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:30,449
謝了,酷爸爸

311
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,492
我一點都不棒

312
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:41,210
老實說,我很高興妳跟他說了

313
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,379
真的嗎?為何?

314
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,006
因為不是妳說,就是我說

315
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:49,718
嘿,吉米

316
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:51,303
天啊,妳真是無處不在

317
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:53,805
要是這樣就好了

318
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,309
你還好嗎?

319
00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:00,979
莉茲,現在別聊開

320
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:03,440
我看得出你不開心

321
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:05,608
喂

322
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:09,070
你有聽到嗎?
-妳就是忍不住,對吧?

323
00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:11,365
妳就是得插手

324
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:13,367
好,好啊,莉茲,就來聊吧

325
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:15,577
妳知道妳總是批評我的教養方式吧?

326
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,829
是啊
-對,是啊,好

327
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,165
妳猜我發現了什麼事?

328
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,917
有人跟艾莉絲上床了

329
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,378
我不能跟妳說是誰
因為我不想背叛她的信任

330
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,630
但我讓妳猜猜看

331
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,091
是康納

332
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:31,927
天啊

333
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:34,596
“天啊”,妳只能說“天啊”?

334
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:37,558
我不知道耶,很合理吧

335
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:39,268
他們常常待在一起

336
00:17:39,268 --> 00:17:41,311
我是說...
-我的頭他媽的超痛,莉茲

337
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,441
最近我每次頭痛都是因為妳

338
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,861
除了有一次,我的頭撞到醫藥櫃
那次是我的錯

339
00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:50,946
其他都是因為妳,謝謝

340
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:53,782
謝謝妳讓我女兒一直待在妳家

341
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:57,536
我很感激,她很脆弱
妳兒子佔了她的便宜

342
00:17:57,536 --> 00:18:01,331
這樣說不公平,康納不是那種...
-妳知道嗎?我還沒說完

343
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:05,961
今天工作也不順利

344
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,172
一個病患躲著我

345
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:11,216
一個不對我敞開心房,還有一個跑來親我

346
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,177
莉茲,我知道妳不是心理健康的專家

347
00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:14,261
但這樣不好

348
00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:17,055
通常我會去跟保羅聊這種事

349
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:20,392
但因為妳,他只願意跟我聊馬鈴薯

350
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:21,643
這件事你原諒我了耶

351
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:22,853
我不原諒妳

352
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:26,231
別越界,莉茲

353
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:29,193
妳知道怎麼著?
從現在開始,不准妳來我家

354
00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:30,569
不准?
-不准妳來

355
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,988
不准妳來,而且不原諒妳

356
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:36,617
我得進屋去了,因為我現在又踱步又揮拳

357
00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:38,827
而且我超生氣的

358
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:41,163
吉米
-莉茲,我超生氣

359
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:44,374
不管妳在找的是什麼,這裡都沒有

360
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,502
莉茲?莉茲的目標呢?

361
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:49,296
莉茲的目標,你在這裡嗎?莉茲的目標?

362
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:53,634
不在這裡,去找妳自己的目標
妳自己的朋友

363
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,428
媽的,莉茲,去找事做啦

364
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:01,558
太好了

365
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:05,854
那麼,妳媽還好嗎?好
-她很好

366
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:08,440
她跟她的男人在遊歐洲

367
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,944
我得知道這一個叫什麼嗎?
-他們結婚六年了

368
00:19:11,944 --> 00:19:13,362
我叫他“兄弟”就好了

369
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:18,992
我給你帶來了梅森的新照片

370
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:22,246
哇

371
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:26,583
真是個帥小子
-對啊,他長得像爸爸

372
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,210
不,他長得像妳

373
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,128
我就是想要你這麼說
-太好了

374
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:32,047
好
-我接受

375
00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:35,384
真是太久不見了

376
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,345
不如我下個月騰個時間

377
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,097
去跟你們待一陣子?

378
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,141
好啊,那樣的話就...

379
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:46,728
太好了

380
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:50,732
但是梅森要去參加袋棍球訓練營

381
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:54,528
然後戴夫的媽媽在腳復原之前
都跟我們一起住

382
00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,655
她的腳怎麼了?
-沒人知道

383
00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:04,162
嘿,聽我說,我真的很想多見見你們

384
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:08,709
好,我們會找時間

385
00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:13,797
我的車就快到了

386
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:17,509
那麼,一切都還好嗎?你身體好嗎?

387
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,678
健康方面都還好嗎?

388
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:25,726
都很好,好極了

389
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:29,062
很好,你還在跟那個藝術史教授交往嗎?

390
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,565
沒有了
-不會吧,怎麼了?

391
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:34,610
她聽起來很棒耶
-她要我去參加火人節

392
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,695
她怎麼敢?

393
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:41,158
我能不能...我整理好再走,好嗎?

394
00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:42,993
不用,我來,放著就好
-你確定?

395
00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:45,204
對,我確定,謝了
-再見

396
00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:46,288
再見
-再見

397
00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:59,301
妳要我去揍吉米嗎?

398
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:01,053
不用,沒關係

399
00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:03,472
好,我很愛那傢伙

400
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:09,811
嘿,他來了,兄弟,你好嗎?
-嘿,爸

401
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:12,022
嘿,媽
-嗨

402
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,444
抱得真久

403
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,613
我只是很高興見到你

404
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:21,615
我晚餐要做你最愛的麵

405
00:21:21,615 --> 00:21:23,534
我是想說要來去泡個熱水澡

406
00:21:23,534 --> 00:21:26,078
然後跟朋友們去吃塔可餅,接著去提奧家

407
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,580
好,當然好,好好去玩吧

408
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:33,293
嘿,新的小狗叫什麼名字?
-牠是小屎鼠

409
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:36,630
誰是乖乖小屎鼠啊?是你啊

410
00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:38,924
好,真棒

411
00:21:40,926 --> 00:21:43,011
見到他真好,他需要去剪頭髮

412
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:54,189
幹嘛?

413
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,817
我從沒看過成年男子跳蹦床

414
00:21:56,817 --> 00:21:58,235
連太陽馬戲團裡的也沒看過?

415
00:21:58,819 --> 00:22:00,112
落膝式

416
00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:01,321
哇

417
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:04,658
我只是在排解一些他媽的極端憤怒

418
00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:07,411
好,我能幫上什麼忙嗎?

419
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:10,080
可以

420
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:14,293
你在海外的時候發生了什麼事?

421
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:17,546
什麼?

422
00:22:17,546 --> 00:22:19,756
聽我說,如果你不跟我談,我就幫不了你

423
00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:22,134
你都不敞開心胸,我覺得很煩

424
00:22:22,134 --> 00:22:23,260
來談吧

425
00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:25,304
你說的“沒壓力”呢?

426
00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:28,390
我不知道啦,兄弟,拜託

427
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:29,850
我今天需要至少一場勝利

428
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:30,934
你說呢?

429
00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:34,354
去你的,這就是我說的

430
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,649
去我的?
-我知道你聽到了,詹姆士,去你的

431
00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:38,734
你知道怎麼著?

432
00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:43,322
如果我不是你的治療師,我也會說去你的

433
00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:48,952
我可以的...我兩邊都行

434
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:51,163
跳啊跳,去你的,我跳

435
00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:54,499
嘿,莉茲

436
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,210
嘿

437
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,879
嘿,小加
-好酷喔

438
00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:00,964
好,這要怎麼弄?

439
00:23:01,465 --> 00:23:04,927
翻石頭的作業

440
00:23:04,927 --> 00:23:07,221
我去健行

441
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:10,933
找瑪瑙,帶回家,洗一洗

442
00:23:10,933 --> 00:23:14,061
選出漂亮的,用鋸子鋸斷

443
00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:15,521
持續翻兩個月

444
00:23:15,521 --> 00:23:18,106
然後裝進玻璃瓶,放在我的浴室裡

445
00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:20,400
因為燈光照進來的時候會很漂亮

446
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:24,029
我知道了,所以這對妳來說就像冥想

447
00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:26,490
不,不像冥想,像石頭

448
00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:28,033
妳想幹嘛?

449
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:33,288
我聽到了吉米

450
00:23:34,873 --> 00:23:36,500
稍早對妳大吼

451
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:40,295
妳不該被這樣對待

452
00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:44,633
每個人都覺得我只是個媽媽,我不是

453
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,593
我超酷的

454
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,887
我只用底片拍照

455
00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:51,682
大家都想要我的播放清單

456
00:23:51,682 --> 00:23:53,600
我有迷你刺青

457
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,686
這個是我最愛的,是比利時樂福鞋

458
00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:57,354
莉茲,那其實真的很棒耶

459
00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:59,439
謝謝,而且我是有朋友的

460
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:03,777
只是因為我的閨密離婚後搬去澳洲了

461
00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:05,153
我們努力保持聯絡

462
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:07,990
但我不知道那邊他媽的是幾點

463
00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:09,491
妳知道嗎?
-不知道,而且誰管啊?

464
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,368
沒關係,因為我有德瑞克

465
00:24:11,368 --> 00:24:14,872
我很愛德瑞克,但他很快就要退休了

466
00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:18,917
我一天只能愛他一小時又45分鐘

467
00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:22,629
不能讓他跟著我去這個房間、那個房間

468
00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:26,300
用那些蠢問題來問我家裡的東西要怎麼用

469
00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:28,802
也許我對艾莉絲太投入了,好嗎?

470
00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:31,388
也許我是,但我就是不懂

471
00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:34,892
插手去照顧一個

472
00:24:34,892 --> 00:24:38,270
沒有人照顧的女孩
怎麼會讓我變成壞人?

473
00:24:38,937 --> 00:24:41,315
嘿,這很難接受,好嗎?

474
00:24:43,442 --> 00:24:45,611
妳想爛醉一場嗎?
-非常想

475
00:24:46,195 --> 00:24:48,071
我得把話說出來,我說謊了

476
00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:51,491
那天我沒有帶籃球來

477
00:24:53,035 --> 00:24:55,787
謝謝妳,我也說謊了

478
00:24:57,331 --> 00:24:59,208
翻石頭真的就像是在冥想

479
00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:02,169
我知道,親愛的,我知道
-好

480
00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:07,341
(艾莉絲,嗨,都好嗎?)

481
00:25:07,341 --> 00:25:09,468
(在泡熱水澡放鬆一下,想一起玩嗎?)

482
00:25:09,468 --> 00:25:11,512
(不是詭異的那種)

483
00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:25,567
我知道你幹了什麼事

484
00:25:29,071 --> 00:25:32,282
所有醫療委託書表格我都沒簽

485
00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:33,659
其他都簽好了

486
00:25:36,203 --> 00:25:38,163
所以你沒能跟她說?

487
00:25:38,747 --> 00:25:39,873
情況變得複雜了

488
00:25:41,124 --> 00:25:42,251
是嗎?

489
00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:45,462
別坐下,結束了
-好

490
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:52,678
嘿,我不是治療師,但我處理過這種問題

491
00:25:52,678 --> 00:25:54,263
很多客戶都有
-是嗎?

492
00:25:54,263 --> 00:25:56,431
然後...我可以說一件事嗎?

493
00:25:56,431 --> 00:25:58,642
說
-我能不能...可不可以...

494
00:25:58,642 --> 00:26:00,060
能不能...
-老天啊,坐下

495
00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:01,103
好,謝了,我會...

496
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:06,608
如果你擔心她不會來照顧你的話

497
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:09,570
最好現在就搞清楚

498
00:26:12,948 --> 00:26:14,116
不,不是因為這樣

499
00:26:14,116 --> 00:26:16,869
那是怎樣?

500
00:26:16,869 --> 00:26:19,955
你可以走了,謝了
-好

501
00:26:19,955 --> 00:26:23,625
我其實覺得這一片應該是...對不起...

502
00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:26,503
萊爾德先生,我很抱歉

503
00:26:27,963 --> 00:26:29,381
我們是很負責地做,我保證

504
00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:32,176
真好啊,真高興聽到這句話
-好,很好

505
00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:36,763
我們只是在念書,然後就發生了

506
00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,473
真的要讓我知道所有細節

507
00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:40,976
她又漂亮又酷

508
00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:45,147
而且很有主見,你知道嗎?

509
00:26:46,148 --> 00:26:47,191
對不起

510
00:26:49,443 --> 00:26:53,572
康納,你沒有做錯事

511
00:26:54,615 --> 00:26:58,619
就因為我真的非常非常不喜歡這件事

512
00:26:59,453 --> 00:27:00,662
並不表示這是錯的

513
00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:03,207
不過,我還是應該先徵得你的許可
-不,別那麼做

514
00:27:03,207 --> 00:27:04,541
永遠別那麼做,不要

515
00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:09,296
好

516
00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:15,219
她不回我電話、簡訊,什麼都不回

517
00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:18,972
你會想跟她說
我情不自禁地一直想著她嗎?

518
00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:22,392
不可能

519
00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:25,729
我該不該...好
-要,絕對要

520
00:27:31,902 --> 00:27:35,447
她把那裡當度假地
-嘿,莉茲

521
00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:37,533
幹嘛?

522
00:27:38,951 --> 00:27:40,786
對不起,我太過分了

523
00:27:41,787 --> 00:27:42,788
沒關係

524
00:27:44,206 --> 00:27:46,583
我覺得我今天過得很糟糕

525
00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:48,669
我也是

526
00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:54,132
莉茲,我有因為妳為艾莉絲做的一切
對妳表達感謝過嗎?

527
00:27:55,551 --> 00:27:56,552
還有為我做的

528
00:27:58,512 --> 00:27:59,346
沒有

529
00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:02,432
謝謝妳

530
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:04,768
不客氣

531
00:28:05,352 --> 00:28:08,438
幹得好,吉米,來跟我們喝一杯

532
00:28:09,857 --> 00:28:10,774
快來

533
00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:15,571
德瑞克跟我以為康納要破處得等到...

534
00:28:15,571 --> 00:28:17,155
差不多30多歲吧

535
00:28:17,155 --> 00:28:19,908
對啊,康納看起來不是主動的那種

536
00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:21,994
但你知道嗎?

537
00:28:21,994 --> 00:28:25,205
你應該擔心的是尚恩才對

538
00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:26,540
沒錯

539
00:28:27,416 --> 00:28:29,501
他們很來電,我有看過
-對

540
00:28:29,501 --> 00:28:31,378
尚恩是個好孩子,好嗎?

541
00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:34,464
他不是那種的,所以...
-對,但問題不在他

542
00:28:35,549 --> 00:28:38,510
聽好,吉米,你女兒是青少年

543
00:28:39,011 --> 00:28:40,304
我們都曾經是
-對

544
00:28:40,304 --> 00:28:42,598
我們當時他媽超色的

545
00:28:42,598 --> 00:28:44,474
他媽超色的

546
00:28:45,517 --> 00:28:46,351
你想想

547
00:28:46,935 --> 00:28:50,355
後頭就有個皮膚黝黑又美好的黑人男子

548
00:28:50,856 --> 00:28:53,692
在泳池屋裡閃閃發光,而且還容易得手?

549
00:28:53,692 --> 00:28:55,277
容易得手?

550
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,321
如果妳們有一點同理心

551
00:28:57,321 --> 00:28:59,656
就會馬上停止這段對話,好嗎?

552
00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:05,954
我曾經上過一個尚恩
-真他媽的

553
00:29:05,954 --> 00:29:07,080
他名叫艾倫

554
00:29:07,581 --> 00:29:09,208
他是我爸的律師助理

555
00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:13,212
我在家族早午餐的時候
幫他打了一次強而有力的手槍

556
00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:14,505
在褲子外還是褲子內?

557
00:29:14,505 --> 00:29:15,797
都有

558
00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:17,424
我還用了煎餅奶油

559
00:29:18,842 --> 00:29:19,676
棒極了

560
00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:21,845
我的尚恩叫做比利沃斯

561
00:29:21,845 --> 00:29:24,056
是嗎?
-他在優格店上班

562
00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:28,060
我媽在我的內褲裡發現超多彩虹色的糖粒

563
00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:30,479
她以為我上了一隻小妖精

564
00:29:31,104 --> 00:29:32,064
好,妳們錯了

565
00:29:32,064 --> 00:29:36,109
妳們兩個都錯了,我跟妳們說原因
第一,妳們兩個是變態,兩個都是

566
00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:38,195
第二,我要帶走這個杯子,我會歸還

567
00:29:38,195 --> 00:29:40,113
第三,誰都不想要打強而有力的手槍

568
00:29:40,113 --> 00:29:42,574
第四,未來的早午餐之約,我全都取消

569
00:29:43,075 --> 00:29:45,285
第五,尚恩不美好
-他很美好啊

570
00:29:45,285 --> 00:29:46,828
第六,去妳們的

571
00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:49,748
吉米,青少女都會開幹的

572
00:29:50,249 --> 00:29:51,416
她們會開幹

573
00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:57,756
寶貝,康納上過床了

574
00:29:57,756 --> 00:29:59,508
德瑞克,別那麼粗俗

575
00:30:00,551 --> 00:30:02,427
好吧,妳有看到剪刀嗎?

576
00:30:02,427 --> 00:30:05,222
你有去放剪刀的抽屜找過嗎?

577
00:30:06,014 --> 00:30:07,015
好主意

578
00:30:10,269 --> 00:30:12,729
我前夫對止痛藥上癮

579
00:30:12,729 --> 00:30:15,274
那更慘

580
00:30:24,157 --> 00:30:28,036
嘿,我需要補充男子能量

581
00:30:28,537 --> 00:30:30,956
你在看球賽?
-三比二,道奇隊領先

582
00:30:30,956 --> 00:30:32,875
坐吧
-謝了

583
00:30:38,463 --> 00:30:41,300
九號打者上場,布朗森投球

584
00:30:42,134 --> 00:30:43,385
嘿,關於稍早...

585
00:30:44,136 --> 00:30:46,805
嘿,我知道你一定很挫折,因為我...

586
00:30:46,805 --> 00:30:50,517
不是,我把自己當主角

587
00:30:51,435 --> 00:30:53,395
那是很不專業的

588
00:30:54,479 --> 00:30:56,023
你知道我為何喜歡住在這裡嗎?

589
00:30:57,024 --> 00:30:58,650
當我住在我父母家時

590
00:30:58,650 --> 00:31:01,904
他們讓我覺得
只要不進步,就會很有罪惡感

591
00:31:01,904 --> 00:31:04,615
在這裡沒那種感覺
-直到今天

592
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,867
我搞砸了,對不起

593
00:31:08,911 --> 00:31:10,078
晚安囉

594
00:31:12,915 --> 00:31:15,834
這場球賽要進入延長賽了
如果你想留下的話

595
00:31:54,873 --> 00:31:56,083
尚恩,你還醒著嗎?

596
00:31:59,336 --> 00:32:00,879
天啊,你也太美好了吧

597
00:32:58,979 --> 00:33:00,981
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