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[Grace] Hey, this is Grace.
Leave me a message.

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[voice mail tone]

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Grace, hey. It's Jimmy. Again.
But you know that, right?

4
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That's why you sent me straight
to voice mail.

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So give me a call, okay? Bye.

6
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[clicks tongue]

7
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Hey, Derek.

8
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Morning, Jimmy.

9
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Hey, what are you doing?

10
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Oh, Liz hogs the bathroom in the morning,
so sometimes I come out here to pee.

11
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Not a bad way to start the day,
peeing in the rain.

12
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Oh, it's a great way.

13
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Feels like the wind's coming
from the east.

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Hey, I heard you went
to that cornhole bar.

15
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Was it amazing?
-It was fine.

16
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They had, uh-- They had booze
and mediocre food.

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Two cornhole stations.
-Two? Awesome.

18
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[Liz] Derek,
are you out there peeing again?

19
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No, just talking to Jimmy.

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The wink made it weird.

21
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You got good eyes, Jimmy.

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[chuckles]

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Did he seem mad at me?

24
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Nope, you're good.

25
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Okay. Stop peeing in the flowers.

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Oh, it's just a little tinkle.
-Oh, stop it.

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Just a little tinkle.

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These are apology bagels.
I didn't mean to narc on you.

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When I ran into Paul,
I assumed he knew that Sean had moved in.

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[sighing] Yeah. You really fucked me.

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I mean, it's fine, but you fucked me.

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It's fine. But yeah, you fucked me.

33
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I'm sorry.

34
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I hate getting people
in trouble when they don't deserve it.

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Mmm. And when they do deserve it?

36
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Well, that's my favorite thing.
-[chuckles]

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Honestly, don't sweat it.
Paul never stays mad at me. It'll be fine.

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I'm glad. See ya.
-Mmm. Okay. But you fucked me!

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[Liz] I got it.

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[Paul] Uh, yeah. I'm excited to see you.

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Come by the office,
and then we'll go over to the apartment.

42
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All right. See you then. Bye, sweetheart.

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Whoa. Who's your sweetheart?
And is she a sexy bitch?

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She's my daughter.

45
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My bad.

46
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Hey, is she single?
'Cause, you know, since the divorce,

47
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I've been thinking
about trying some new thangs.

48
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[laughs] I'm just kidding.
I'm trying to make you uncomfortable.

49
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You're very good at that.
-Thank you. Now get in the car.

50
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Can we play that song I like?

51
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["Every Morning" playing]

52
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[Gaby vocalizing]

53
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[song continues]

54
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[song fades]
-[Jimmy sighs]

55
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Where should we start?

56
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Why do we come all the way here
when we could just talk at home?

57
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Sean,

58
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my notebook's here.

59
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["Frightening Fishes"
by Benjamin Gibbard playing]

60
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[inhales sharply] Have you told your folks
that you're crashing with me?

61
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Nah. They'd be pretty weirded out
if they knew I lived with my therapist.

62
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Yeah, I'll acknowledge
it's pretty fucking weird. [sighs]

63
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Okay. I gotta say, man,
you seem lighter, energized.

64
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Let's dig a little deeper? [sighs]
-Nah.

65
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I'm sorry. That's totally my fault
for making that sound like a question.

66
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I meant to go down at the end.
Let's dig a little deeper.

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Sean, we haven't talked at all
about your time in Afghanistan.

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I ain't gonna lie, Jimmy,
I've been feeling pretty fucking good.

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Okay? Like, why would we fuck with that?

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That's my job, dude.
I got a degree in Fucking With That.

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[groans]

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From the University
of All Up In Your Business.

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It's actually a junior college. I'll stop.

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Look, we can't run from this forever.

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Not yet.

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[sighs] Okay.

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Thank you. [sighs]
-We'll get there. No pressure.

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See you at home, man.

79
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Hi, I'm Gaby. I'm a therapist here.

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You were originally referred to me,

81
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and then I actually referred you to Jimmy.

82
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Okay.
-Okay.

83
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Um... [smacks lips] ...so, um, how's it going?

84
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Good. Initially,
I didn't really like this therapy shit,

85
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but... [sighs] ...now I-I kinda like it.

86
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I am so glad. [chuckles]

87
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So how come you ditched me on to him?

88
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Honestly, I felt like you guys
would be a good fit for each other.

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And, like, maybe you guys
could help each other out.

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Cool. Always wanted to help out
a wealthy, middle-aged white guy.

91
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Well, it's good to give back,
so... [chuckles]

92
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Hey. Morning. You a potato girl?

93
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No, Paul.
I am a strong, Black, potato woman.

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What are we doing here?

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My farm box came
with way too many potatoes.

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Wait, you get your produce delivered
to the office now?

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I have so many questions.

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Are you a secret chef?
Do you, like, cook here? Can you teach me?

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[inhales sharply] Do you want
the fucking potatoes, or not?

100
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What the hell I'ma do with two potatoes?

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I'll take potatoes
if you're giving them out.

102
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There you go. Hey, take two.
-Ooh. All right.

103
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Hey, so I was just, uh...
[sighs] ...just in there with Sean,

104
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and I feel like it's time
to start unpacking his PTSD.

105
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But he-he won't talk about any of it.

106
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Oh, yeah. I mean,
that's pretty common with veterans.

107
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I'm just-- I'm wondering when he'll feel
comfortable opening up, you know?

108
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That's easy. Never.

109
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You fucked up.
Created a dual relationship.

110
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He thinks of you as his friend/roommate,
instead of his therapist.

111
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Well, uh, do you think
it might be helpful if I, uh,

112
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ask him to reset our boundaries--
-[imitates buzzer sound]

113
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Sorry-- [chuckles]
Did you just buzz at me?

114
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I did.

115
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I told you not to go down that path
with your patients and you did anyway.

116
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Fine. Doesn't mean I have to go with you.

117
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I'm not gonna talk to you about any of it.

118
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But you'll talk to me about potatoes.

119
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All day long. Enjoy them spuds, bud.

120
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Boil 'em, bake 'em, fry 'em,

121
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rub 'em together and make a fire.
I don't care.

122
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Maybe I'll just eat them like an apple,
Paul. [chuckles]

123
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[whispers] Stop.

124
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Woof.

125
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[sighs]
-Electrolytes.

126
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I didn't ask. [sighs]

127
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What's he doing here?

128
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[Paul groans]

129
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New plant?
What is that, a fern? Is that a--

130
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I have no idea.
-Okay.

131
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Oh. Great. [chuckles, inhales sharply]

132
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Why are you here?

133
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Yeah. Just dropping off the revisions
I've done to your estate plan

134
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since in the last three years, you haven't
returned a call, e-mail or text.

135
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Aha.
-That's not something to be proud of.

136
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[chuckles] Should we go over this now?

137
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It's not really a good time.
My daughter's coming by.

138
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Aw, girl dad! Love it.

139
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[sighs]

140
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N-Nothing? Nothing to add? Okay.

141
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She's giving a talk on alternative energy.

142
00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:02,357
She's got a quick turnover,

143
00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,776
so she's only got a few hours
to spend with me.

144
00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:07,654
Well, this is serendipitous.
One of my favorite words.

145
00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,199
I'll wait here, and have her sign
your medical power of attorney.

146
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I don't think so.
-What? No. Oh...

147
00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:17,372
Well, given your diagnosis, I don't--
I don't recommend stalling on that.

148
00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:20,959
Is attorney-client privilege only
for criminal lawyers,

149
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or is it for pretend lawyers as well?

150
00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,130
Estate law is real law. I'm a real lawyer.

151
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Yes or no?
-Yeah.

152
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Cone of silence.

153
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Meg doesn't know that I have Parkinson's.

154
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So, are you two not on good terms?

155
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Cone of silence.

156
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Stop saying that.
-Okay.

157
00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,691
Her mother and I split
when she was little.

158
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They moved to the East Coast. We drifted.
[sighs]

159
00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:49,947
Um, it was hard to keep in touch.

160
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Why? Was it before phones
or planes existed? [chuckles]

161
00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,828
Sorry.
You're opening up, and I'm ruining it.

162
00:08:57,913 --> 00:09:00,541
Your self-awareness
is your best characteristic.

163
00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:04,211
So you really think it's important
that I do this now?

164
00:09:04,795 --> 00:09:05,796
Yeah.

165
00:09:05,796 --> 00:09:09,383
[sighs] Okay.
I'll tell her, and I'll get these signed.

166
00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:12,427
Great. Do you wanna
mail these documents back to me,

167
00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:14,429
or drop them off at my office downtown?

168
00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:17,099
No, actually, I'd rather have somebody
come by my place and pick 'em up

169
00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:19,059
and spare me the hassle.
-Okay.

170
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,520
But I can have my assistant, Kevin, do it.

171
00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:25,899
Kevin. Kevin!

172
00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:29,403
Kevin.

173
00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,448
I'm Kevin, aren't I?

174
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Okay. I will see you soon.

175
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[grunts]
-Thanks for dropping in.

176
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Oh, my pleasure.
-Unannounced.

177
00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:43,333
Oh, well, I did. I called,
emailed and texted.

178
00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:44,835
[softly] So...

179
00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:52,259
[Liz] Hey, cutie.
-[Alice] Hey.

180
00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,178
I heard you dribbling. I'm open.
-Okay.

181
00:09:58,515 --> 00:10:00,767
Nice!
-Three boys.

182
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,770
Oh, actually, Connor's coming home
from college tonight.

183
00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:06,231
Tell him I said what's up.
-I will.

184
00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:09,693
Hey, Liz. Hi.
-Hey, Gab.

185
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:13,071
Just gonna shoot around with Alice
with the new basketball I got her.

186
00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,573
Oh, right.

187
00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:16,742
I remember the basketball you
said you got her.

188
00:10:16,742 --> 00:10:17,910
That's right.
-That's great.

189
00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:20,871
Well, you guys have fun.
-Thank you.

190
00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:23,790
Yeah, cool. It's really good to see you.

191
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,042
Oh, my God. Great to see you.

192
00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:27,586
Yeah. Nice kicks.
-Thank you. They're Jordans.

193
00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:28,670
Great. Good for you.
-Yeah.

194
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,172
[Liz] See you guys.
-[Gaby] Mm-hmm.

195
00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,715
Pleasure.
-Just a plesh.

196
00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:36,678
Holy shit. You guys hate each other.

197
00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,805
Shut up and shoot the ball.
-[chuckles]

198
00:10:42,226 --> 00:10:43,560
[Gaby] Okay, okay.

199
00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:47,022
[Wally] This is it.
Um, do you mind taking your shoes off?

200
00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:49,483
It's not an OCD thing,
I used to live in Japan, so...

201
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,027
Pretty sure you told me
you never left Pasadena.

202
00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:56,698
[sighs] Okay, fine. It is an OCD thing,
but you know, the Japanese are no dummies.

203
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:59,868
Okay. [sighs] Here I go.

204
00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,956
I'm gonna sit on your sofa
in the same jeans

205
00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:06,375
that I just wore
to sit on that park bench. Okay?

206
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,422
Now it's your turn.
-I need to put on my inside clothes.

207
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,341
These are outside clothes. I-I just can't.

208
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,634
It's--
-Hey. Yes, you can.

209
00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:19,221
Just come sit here next to me. Come on.
-[sighs] Okay.

210
00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:26,603
Open your eyes.
-I'm scared.

211
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,522
I know you are,
but I'm right here with you.

212
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,653
How's that feel?
-It's okay.

213
00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:36,196
I mean, shit, Wally.

214
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,865
Looks like you might be able
to do anything.

215
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:42,619
[chuckles]
-Wally, you are incredible.

216
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,455
Oh! Oh, no. Okay. Wait, wait, wait.
-Oh, my God.

217
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,165
I didn't see it coming.
-I'm so sorry!

218
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,292
I'm so dumb.

219
00:11:48,292 --> 00:11:50,002
Don't panic.
-I don't know what I was thinking.

220
00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:51,962
I think I misread the signs
because you came over

221
00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:55,340
and then you called me incredible,
and I know that I'm not incredible. It's--

222
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,301
Hey, hold on. Wally, you are incredible.

223
00:11:57,301 --> 00:12:00,053
And I-- No, Wally. Not again. Not again.
-Oh, my God!

224
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,389
This is the worst day of my life.

225
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,808
You know, it used to be shitting my pants
in a Whole Foods,

226
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,102
and I mean it went everywhere, okay?
But now this is it.

227
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:10,314
And I'm just freaking out!
-Okay, don't freak out. You know why?

228
00:12:10,314 --> 00:12:12,608
Because this-this happens all the time.
-[groans] Really?

229
00:12:12,608 --> 00:12:15,444
Nope, never happened before in my life.
But that's okay, we're good.

230
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:18,906
Oh, my God. I'm a demented freak.
-You are not. You are not. Hey, stop it!

231
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:22,159
It's okay because I'm fucking proud
of what we accomplished today.

232
00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:23,911
Goddamn it and son of a bitch.

233
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,538
Listen... [sighs]
...you don't need to be upset.

234
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,000
Do I look upset?
-No.

235
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:33,337
Ooh, but I don't trust it.
It's too much eye contact.

236
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:37,799
Fuck!

237
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,138
You just forgot your shoes, so...
-Thanks.

238
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,309
That's why I yelled, "Fuck!"
-Okay, bye.

239
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,356
Here, boo.
-Thanks.

240
00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:53,607
Whoa, who's Connor?

241
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:55,776
Nosy.
-Yeah, I know. [clears throat]

242
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:56,944
Uh, Liz's son.

243
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,404
Ugh, God.
Of course she has a son named Connor.

244
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,365
[chuckles] Yeah, he's home from college.

245
00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:03,492
He's a college boy?
-College boy.

246
00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:04,660
Is he a certified hottie?

247
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,828
Are you thinking about
giving him a little smooch?

248
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,664
Oh, been there, done that.
-Really?

249
00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:10,707
Yeah.
-What base?

250
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:13,085
Uh, I fucked him.

251
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,296
Oh, so last base?
-Yeah, it was my idea.

252
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:20,300
We were studying in Connor's room,
and Liz was making lasagna.

253
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,802
And I was like,

254
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:25,138
"Hey, do you wanna maybe lose our
virginities so we can get it over with?"

255
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,767
And he was like,
"Cool. Do you want me to light a candle?"

256
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:32,229
Oh, no. Come on, Connor, not a candle.
-I know.

257
00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:34,356
But it's whatever. I'm glad it happened.

258
00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:36,483
That's good. Great.
-Yeah.

259
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,653
Your mom had the sex talk with you, right?

260
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:43,115
Like, she told you stuff like, you know,
make sure you pee afterward.

261
00:13:43,115 --> 00:13:45,367
Mmm. Yeah.
-Stuff like that? Good.

262
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,035
Mom talked to me about it all.

263
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:52,708
Like, birth control and... [inhales sharply]
...making sure you're emotionally ready.

264
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:55,460
And she also said that
if the penis is weird,

265
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,504
you can change your mind.
-Yes, that is true.

266
00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,215
'Cause there are a lot
of weird peepees out there.

267
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,425
[chuckles]

268
00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:02,843
Yeah, your mom was the best.

269
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:08,015
Did she tell you that,
if things are taking too long,

270
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,475
you could always end things
with a finger in the butt?

271
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:11,560
I'm sorry, what?

272
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,146
[imitates fart]
-Is that his butt or my butt?

273
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:15,856
Any butt involved.

274
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,524
[both chuckle]

275
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:23,030
[knocks]
-Hi. Sorry. I'm looking for Paul Rhoades.

276
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,073
So there's a, um, waiting room
just around the corner.

277
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,825
If you flick a switch,
it'll let him know you're here.

278
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,536
Oh, I'm not a patient.
He's my dad. I'm Meg.

279
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,621
Holy shit!

280
00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:32,706
You're, uh-- You're Connecticut Meg.
-Oh.

281
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:35,751
[breathes heavily]
Hi. Wow. I'm, uh-- I'm Jimmy.

282
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:36,919
Pasadena Jimmy.

283
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,921
Okay. Sure. Yeah.

284
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,631
It's so good to finally meet you.
-You too.

285
00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:44,009
Oh, my God. I've heard a ton about you.
Not really, but I would've liked to.

286
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:46,053
[Meg laughs]
-Paul's the office next door.

287
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,179
Thank you.
-Yeah.

288
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,473
Why do you have potatoes on your table?

289
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,142
Well, Meg, your dad threw 'em at me.
[sighs]

290
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:54,895
Oh. So you guys are close?
-Hard to say. [chuckles]

291
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,897
Yeah, I understand.
-Oh, yeah.

292
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,025
There's a bite out of one of them.

293
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,401
He made me real mad,

294
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,696
and so I-I ate one passive
aggressively raw, like an apple.

295
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,950
Paul! Paul, look who I found.

296
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,826
Hi, Dad.
-Meg.

297
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,995
Got a--
Got a great daughter here, Paul. [sighs]

298
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,331
I'm so relieved you think so.

299
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,001
Fucking guy.

300
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,296
I'm just saying, nobody should be allowed
to leave the table

301
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,882
unless everybody's eaten. You know?
-Mm-hmm. Agreed.

302
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,634
Full three-course meal.
Snack, snack, snack.

303
00:15:25,634 --> 00:15:27,678
[Gaby laughs]
-What are you guys talking about?

304
00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:29,054
The female orgasm.

305
00:15:29,888 --> 00:15:31,682
Well, those aren't real.
-[both chuckle]

306
00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:34,184
[chuckles]
Oh, thank God you laughed at that. Yeah.

307
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:37,521
How did you, uh,
stumble into that topic? [chuckles]

308
00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:40,274
I think maybe, actually,
h-he could handle this.

309
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:42,734
And maybe you should give him
a chance to be cool dad.

310
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:45,654
Oh. I have had such a crappy day.

311
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:48,615
You have no idea how badly I need
to be cool dad right now.

312
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,201
I can-- I can do it.
I'm gonna fucking nail it. Let's go.

313
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,289
Okay.

314
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,709
Okay. Um, I was--
I was just telling Gaby about

315
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:04,423
how before Connor went to college,
we sort of slept together.

316
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:07,176
[breathes shakily]

317
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,015
And you're okay of it-- with it?

318
00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:14,516
Yeah.

319
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:16,977
Did you use protection?

320
00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:18,604
Of course.

321
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:21,315
[breathes shakily]
And did he use protection?

322
00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:25,694
Yes. Yeah. Yes.

323
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,905
[sighs] I appreciate you two telling me
about that.

324
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:30,449
Thanks, Cool Dad.

325
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,492
Oh, I didn't nail it.

326
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:41,210
I'm honestly-- I'm just glad you told him.

327
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,379
Really? Why?

328
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:46,006
'Cause it was either you or me.

329
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:49,718
Oh, hey, Jimmy.

330
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:51,470
Christ, you're everywhere. [sighs]

331
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,805
[chuckles] If only.

332
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:57,309
Are you okay?

333
00:16:58,644 --> 00:17:00,979
[breathes heavily] Not now. Not now, Liz.

334
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:03,440
Well, I can see you're upset.

335
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:05,608
Hello?

336
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:09,070
Hello over there?
-You can't help yourself, can you?

337
00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:11,365
You gotta butt in.

338
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:13,367
Okay. All right.
Let's-- Let's do this, Liz.

339
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:15,577
You know how you're always
criticizing me about my parenting?

340
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,829
Uh-huh.
-Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay.

341
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,165
Guess what I just found out?

342
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,917
Somebody had sex with Alice.

343
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,378
I can't tell you who
because I don't want to betray her trust,

344
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,630
but I'll let you guess.

345
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,091
It was Connor.

346
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:31,927
Oh, boy.

347
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:34,596
"Oh, boy." Is that all you got? "Oh, boy."

348
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:37,558
[Liz] I don't know. It makes sense.

349
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:39,268
They spent so much time together.

350
00:17:39,268 --> 00:17:41,311
I mean--
-My head fucking hurts, Liz.

351
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,441
And lately,
every time it hurts, it's because of you.

352
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,861
Except for once, I hit my head
on the medicine cabinet. That was me.

353
00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:50,946
The rest, you. Thank you.

354
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:53,782
Thank you for having my little daughter
over there all the time.

355
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:57,536
I appreciate it. She was vulnerable.
Your son took advantage of her!

356
00:17:57,536 --> 00:18:01,331
That is not fair. Connor is so not the--
-You know what? I'm not done yet.

357
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:05,961
Work was a shit show today too.

358
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,172
I got one patient avoiding me.

359
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:11,216
I got one who won't open up to me.
I got one who made out with me.

360
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,177
I know you're not
a mental health specialist, Liz,

361
00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:14,261
but that's not good.

362
00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:17,055
Normally,
I would figure this out with Paul.

363
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:20,392
But because of you,
he's only talking to me about potatoes!

364
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:21,643
You forgave me for that!

365
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:22,853
You're unforgiven.

366
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:26,231
Stay on your side of the fence, Liz.

367
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:29,193
You know what? From now on,
you're banned from my house.

368
00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:30,569
Banned?
-You're banned!

369
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:32,988
You are banned and unforgiven.

370
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:36,617
I have to go inside now
because I'm marching and pounding.

371
00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:38,827
And I'm so, so mad!

372
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:41,163
Jimmy.
-I am so mad, Liz.

373
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:44,374
Whatever you are looking for,
it's not here.

374
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,502
Liz? Liz's purpose?

375
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:49,296
Liz's purpose, are you here?
Liz's purpose?

376
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:53,634
It's not here! Go find your own purpose,
your own friends.

377
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,428
I mean, shit, Liz. Get a life!

378
00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:01,683
[scoffs] Oh, g-- Great. [sighs]

379
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:05,854
So, how's your mom? Yeah.
-She's good.

380
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:08,440
She's bouncing around
with her guy in Europe.

381
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,944
Am I gonna have to learn this one's name?
-They've been married for six years.

382
00:19:11,944 --> 00:19:13,362
I'll just call him "buddy."

383
00:19:13,362 --> 00:19:15,822
[chuckles] Oh, I-- I brought you, um,

384
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,992
a new photo of Mason.
-Oh.

385
00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:21,828
Oh, wow. [sighs]

386
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:26,583
He's a handsome kid.
-Yeah. [sighs] He looks like his dad.

387
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,210
No. He looks like you.

388
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,128
That's what I was fishing for.
-Beautiful.

389
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:32,047
[laughs] I'll take it.
-Yeah.

390
00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:35,968
It's been too long.
-[inhales deeply]

391
00:19:36,635 --> 00:19:38,345
How about if I find some time next month,

392
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,097
then I could stay with you guys for a bit?

393
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,141
Yeah... [stammers] ...well, that would be...

394
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:46,728
that would be great.

395
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:50,732
But, um, Mason's got lacrosse camp,

396
00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:54,528
and-- and Dave's mom is staying with us
until her foot heals.

397
00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:56,655
What's wrong with her foot?
-Nobody knows.

398
00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,907
[both laugh]

399
00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:04,162
Hey, look, I really would like
to see more of you guys.

400
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:08,709
Okay. Well, we will find the time.

401
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,377
[phone chimes]

402
00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:13,797
My car is almost here.

403
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:17,509
So, how is everything else?
Are you feeling okay?

404
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,678
Everything good health wise?

405
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:21,680
[breathes shakily]

406
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:25,726
Everything's great. Just great.

407
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:29,062
Good. And are you still dating
that art history professor?

408
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,565
No.
-Oh, no! What happened?

409
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:34,610
She sounded nice.
-She wanted me to go to Burning Man.

410
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,362
How dare she?
-[chuckles]

411
00:20:38,864 --> 00:20:41,158
Uh, can I--
Oh, I'm gonna clean up before I go. Okay?

412
00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:42,993
No. I got it. Leave it.
-Are you sure?

413
00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:45,204
Yeah, I'm sure. Thanks.
-Bye.

414
00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:46,288
Bye.
-Bye.

415
00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:59,301
You want me to kick Jimmy's ass?

416
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:01,053
No, it's okay.

417
00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:03,472
Good, I love that guy.

418
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:09,811
Hey! There he is. How's it going, buddy?
-Hey, Dad.

419
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:12,814
Hey, Mom. [chuckles, sighs]
-Hi. Hi. [giggles, sighs]

420
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,444
That's a long hug.

421
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,613
I'm just so happy to see you.

422
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:21,615
And I'm making your favorite pasta
for dinner.

423
00:21:21,615 --> 00:21:23,534
I was thinking
I was gonna hit the Jacuzzi,

424
00:21:23,534 --> 00:21:26,078
and then grab some tacos with the boys
and go to Theo's.

425
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,580
Yeah, of course. Have fun.

426
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:33,293
Hey, what's the new dog's name?
-That is Shit Rat.

427
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:36,630
Who's a good little Shit Rat? It's you.
-[growls]

428
00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:39,800
Yeah. Awesome. [inhales sharply]

429
00:21:40,926 --> 00:21:43,011
Great to see him. Needs a haircut.

430
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:54,189
What?

431
00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,817
I've just never seen a grown man
on a trampoline before.

432
00:21:56,817 --> 00:21:58,235
Not even at Cirque du Soleil?

433
00:21:58,819 --> 00:22:00,112
Knee drop.

434
00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:01,321
Wow.

435
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:04,658
I'm just trying to work out
some fucking simmering rage.

436
00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:07,411
Aight. Anything I can do to help?

437
00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:10,080
Yeah.

438
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:14,293
What happened to you
when you were overseas?

439
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:17,546
What?

440
00:22:17,546 --> 00:22:19,756
Look, I cannot help you
if you don't talk to me.

441
00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:22,134
I'm tired of you not opening up.

442
00:22:22,134 --> 00:22:23,260
Let's do this.

443
00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:25,304
What happened to "no pressure"?

444
00:22:25,888 --> 00:22:28,390
[sighs] I don't know, man. Come on.

445
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:29,850
I just really need a win today.

446
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:30,934
What do you say?

447
00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:34,354
Fuck you. That's what I say.

448
00:22:35,272 --> 00:22:37,649
Fuck me?
-I know you heard me, James. Fuck you.

449
00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:38,734
You know what?

450
00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:43,322
If I wasn't your therapist,
I'd say fuck you too!

451
00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:48,952
I can do it. I can do it.
I can do it both ways.

452
00:22:48,952 --> 00:22:51,163
Jumping. Jumping. Fuck you. Jumping.

453
00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:54,499
[Gaby] Hey, Liz.

454
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,210
Hey.

455
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,879
Hey, Gaby. [sighs]
-This is cool.

456
00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:00,964
So, how does this work?

457
00:23:01,465 --> 00:23:04,927
The whole rock tumbling thing?

458
00:23:04,927 --> 00:23:07,221
I, uh, go for hikes,

459
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:10,933
hunt for agates, bring 'em home,
rinse 'em off,

460
00:23:10,933 --> 00:23:14,061
pick out the good ones,
cut them with my saw,

461
00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:15,521
tumble them for two months,

462
00:23:15,521 --> 00:23:18,106
and then I put them in glass jars
in my bathroom

463
00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:20,400
because it looks pretty
when the light comes in.

464
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:24,029
I get it. So, like,
for you this is all just like meditating.

465
00:23:24,029 --> 00:23:26,490
No. It's not like meditating.
It's like rocks.

466
00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:28,033
What do you want?

467
00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:29,409
[stammers, sighs]

468
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:34,790
I overheard Jimmy, um,

469
00:23:34,790 --> 00:23:36,500
ripping into you earlier,

470
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:40,295
and you didn't deserve that.

471
00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:44,633
Everyone thinks I'm just a mom. I'm not.

472
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:46,593
I'm super cool.

473
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,887
I take photographs only on film.

474
00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:51,682
People want my playlists.

475
00:23:51,682 --> 00:23:53,600
I have tiny tattoos.

476
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,686
This one's my favorite.
It's a Belgian loafer.

477
00:23:55,686 --> 00:23:57,354
That's actually really fucking sick, Liz.

478
00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:59,439
Thank you. And I do have friends.

479
00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:03,777
It's just that my best friend
got divorced and moved to Australia.

480
00:24:03,777 --> 00:24:05,153
And we try to keep in touch,

481
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:07,990
but I don't know
what fucking time it is over there.

482
00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:09,491
Do you?
-Yeah. No. Who cares, also?

483
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,368
And that's okay, 'cause I have Derek.

484
00:24:11,368 --> 00:24:14,872
And I love Derek so much.
But he's retiring soon,

485
00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:18,917
and I can only love him for, like,
an hour and 45 minutes a day.

486
00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:22,629
It can't just be him following me
from room to room,

487
00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:26,300
asking me stupid questions
about how things in the house work.

488
00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:28,802
And maybe I did get too invested in Alice.
Okay?

489
00:24:28,802 --> 00:24:31,388
Maybe I did. I just don't understand

490
00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:34,892
how stepping in
and looking after a young girl,

491
00:24:34,892 --> 00:24:38,270
who no one was taking care of,
makes me the asshole.

492
00:24:38,937 --> 00:24:41,315
Look, that's a lot. Okay?

493
00:24:43,442 --> 00:24:45,611
You wanna get fucking drunk?
-Very badly.

494
00:24:46,195 --> 00:24:48,071
Gotta get this off my chest. I lied.

495
00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:51,491
I didn't have a basketball that day.

496
00:24:53,035 --> 00:24:55,787
Thank you. [clicks tongue] I lied.

497
00:24:57,331 --> 00:24:59,208
Doing rocks is exactly like meditating.

498
00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:02,169
I know, honey. I know.
-Okay.

499
00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:13,931
[message send tone]

500
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,267
[trampoline bouncing]

501
00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:25,567
I know what you did.

502
00:25:29,071 --> 00:25:32,282
I kept out all the medical power
of attorney forms.

503
00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:33,659
Everything else is signed.

504
00:25:34,159 --> 00:25:38,163
Oh. [inhales deeply]
So you weren't able to tell her?

505
00:25:38,747 --> 00:25:40,290
It got complicated. [sighs]

506
00:25:41,124 --> 00:25:43,377
Yeah? [inhales deeply] Um...

507
00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:47,506
Don't sit down. It's over.
-Right. [stammers] Um...

508
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:52,678
Hey, I'm no therapist, but I have--
I have dealt with th-this kind of an issue

509
00:25:52,678 --> 00:25:54,263
with a lot of my clients.
-Have you?

510
00:25:54,263 --> 00:25:56,139
And-- [stammers] May I say one thing?

511
00:25:56,139 --> 00:25:58,642
[scoffs] Speak.
-Can I-- Is it o--

512
00:25:58,642 --> 00:26:00,060
Is it okay--
-Oh, Jesus. Sit.

513
00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:02,271
Yeah, thanks. I'll be-- Um...

514
00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:06,608
If you're worried that sh-she
won't come through for you,

515
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:09,570
it's better to find out now.

516
00:26:09,570 --> 00:26:11,280
[sighs]

517
00:26:11,947 --> 00:26:14,116
[clicks tongue] No, that's not it.

518
00:26:14,116 --> 00:26:16,869
What i-- Well, what is it, then?

519
00:26:16,869 --> 00:26:19,955
Off you go. Off you go. Thanks.
-Oh. Yeah.

520
00:26:19,955 --> 00:26:23,625
You know, I actually think that this piece
gonna go right-- Uh, sorry. Sorry.

521
00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:26,503
I'm sorry, Mr. Laird.

522
00:26:27,963 --> 00:26:29,381
We were responsible, I promise.

523
00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:32,176
Oh, that's good. That's nice to hear.
-Okay, good.

524
00:26:33,385 --> 00:26:36,763
We were just studying, and it happened.

525
00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:38,473
Really just getting all the details.

526
00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:40,976
She's just so pretty and cool.

527
00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:45,147
And really assertive. You know?

528
00:26:45,147 --> 00:26:47,191
Ah.
-I'm sorry.

529
00:26:49,443 --> 00:26:53,572
You didn't do anything wrong, Connor.

530
00:26:54,615 --> 00:26:58,619
Just because I don't,
uh, like it so, so, so much

531
00:26:59,453 --> 00:27:00,662
doesn't mean that it was wrong.

532
00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:03,207
Still, I should've asked your permission.
-No, don't do that.

533
00:27:03,207 --> 00:27:04,541
Don't ever do that. No.

534
00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:09,838
So... [sighs]

535
00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:15,219
...she won't return m-my calls
or texts or really anything.

536
00:27:16,678 --> 00:27:18,972
Would you wanna tell her
that I can't stop thinking about her?

537
00:27:18,972 --> 00:27:20,224
[chuckles]

538
00:27:21,391 --> 00:27:22,392
Zero chance.

539
00:27:23,977 --> 00:27:25,729
Should I-- Okay.
-Yeah, a hundred percent.

540
00:27:26,438 --> 00:27:29,066
[sighs, blows]

541
00:27:31,902 --> 00:27:35,447
She kinda uses it as, like, a retreat.
-[Jimmy] Hey, Liz?

542
00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:37,533
Yeah?

543
00:27:38,951 --> 00:27:40,786
I'm sorry. I was really out of line.

544
00:27:41,787 --> 00:27:42,788
That's okay.

545
00:27:44,206 --> 00:27:46,583
I think I just had a really bad day.

546
00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:48,669
Me too.

547
00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:54,132
Liz, did I ever really thank you
for everything that you did for Alice?

548
00:27:55,551 --> 00:27:56,552
And for me?

549
00:27:58,512 --> 00:27:59,346
No.

550
00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:02,432
Thank you.

551
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:04,768
You're welcome.

552
00:28:05,352 --> 00:28:08,438
That was beautiful, Jimmy.
Come drink with us.

553
00:28:08,939 --> 00:28:10,774
[chuckles]
-[Liz] Come.

554
00:28:11,275 --> 00:28:12,276
[chuckling]

555
00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:15,571
Derek and I didn't think Connor
would lose his virginity till,

556
00:28:15,571 --> 00:28:17,155
like, his mid-30s.

557
00:28:17,155 --> 00:28:19,992
Yeah, Connor definitely wasn't driving
that bus. [chuckles]

558
00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:21,994
But you know what?

559
00:28:21,994 --> 00:28:25,205
The one you should be worried
about is Sean.

560
00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:26,540
Totally.

561
00:28:27,416 --> 00:28:29,501
They have an energy. I have seen it.
-[Gaby] Yeah.

562
00:28:29,501 --> 00:28:31,378
Sean is a nice kid, okay?

563
00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:34,464
He's not-- He's not like that. So--
-Yeah, but he's not the issue.

564
00:28:34,464 --> 00:28:36,300
Mm-mmm.
-Listen, Jimmy.

565
00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:38,510
You got a teenage girl.

566
00:28:39,011 --> 00:28:40,304
We were those once.
-Yeah.

567
00:28:40,304 --> 00:28:42,598
And we were horny as fuck.

568
00:28:42,598 --> 00:28:44,474
So horny as fuck.

569
00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:46,351
[imitates retching]
-[Gaby] Think about it.

570
00:28:46,935 --> 00:28:50,355
You got a beautiful Black man back there,
all that cacao skin,

571
00:28:50,856 --> 00:28:53,692
glistening over in the pool house?
With easy access?

572
00:28:53,692 --> 00:28:56,236
Easy access?
-Mm-mmm, mm-mmm, mmm.

573
00:28:56,236 --> 00:28:57,321
If you have any empathy,

574
00:28:57,321 --> 00:28:59,656
you will stop this conversation right now.
Please?

575
00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:05,954
You know, I had a Sean once.
-Motherfucker.

576
00:29:05,954 --> 00:29:07,080
His name was Allen.

577
00:29:07,581 --> 00:29:09,666
He was my dad's paralegal.
-[Liz] Oh.

578
00:29:09,666 --> 00:29:13,212
And I gave him a really powerful hand job
at the family brunch.

579
00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:14,505
Under or over the pants?

580
00:29:14,505 --> 00:29:15,797
Both.
-[Liz] Ah.

581
00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:17,883
And I used pancake butter.
-[Liz] Mmm.

582
00:29:18,383 --> 00:29:19,676
[chuckles] It was amazing.

583
00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:21,845
My Sean's name was Billy Worth.

584
00:29:21,845 --> 00:29:24,056
Oh, was it?
-He worked in a yogurt shop.

585
00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:28,060
And my mom found so many
rainbow-colored sprinkles in my panties

586
00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:29,895
that she thought
I was banging a leprechaun.

587
00:29:29,895 --> 00:29:32,064
[laughing]
-Okay. You're wrong.

588
00:29:32,064 --> 00:29:36,109
You're both wrong. I'll tell you why.
One, you're both perverts, both of you.

589
00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:38,195
Two, I'm taking this glass.
I'll bring it back.

590
00:29:38,195 --> 00:29:40,113
Three, no one wants a powerful hand job.

591
00:29:40,113 --> 00:29:42,574
Four, I'm canceling any future brunches.

592
00:29:43,075 --> 00:29:45,285
Number five, Sean is not beautiful.
-[both] He is.

593
00:29:45,285 --> 00:29:46,828
Number six, uh, fuck you.

594
00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:49,748
Jimmy! Teenage girls be fucking!

595
00:29:50,249 --> 00:29:52,835
They fuck.
-[both chuckling]

596
00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:57,756
Babe. Babe, Connor got laid.

597
00:29:57,756 --> 00:29:59,508
[chuckles] Derek, don't be crude.

598
00:30:00,217 --> 00:30:02,427
Oh. O-Okay. Have you seen the scissors?

599
00:30:02,427 --> 00:30:05,222
Did you look in the drawer
where we always keep them?

600
00:30:06,014 --> 00:30:07,015
Great idea.

601
00:30:09,184 --> 00:30:10,185
[laughing]

602
00:30:10,185 --> 00:30:12,646
You know,
my ex was addicted to painkillers.

603
00:30:12,646 --> 00:30:15,899
[chuckles] Oh, that's way worse.
-[laughing]

604
00:30:18,944 --> 00:30:21,154
[announcer speaking indistinctly]

605
00:30:24,157 --> 00:30:28,036
Hey. I need a little guy energy.

606
00:30:28,537 --> 00:30:30,956
You watching the game?
-3-2 Dodgers.

607
00:30:30,956 --> 00:30:32,875
Grab a seat.
-Thanks.

608
00:30:36,587 --> 00:30:37,754
[exhales deeply]

609
00:30:38,463 --> 00:30:41,300
[announcer] Here's the ninth hitter.
Brunson stops.

610
00:30:42,134 --> 00:30:44,052
Hey, about earlier, um...

611
00:30:44,052 --> 00:30:46,805
Look, I know it must be frustrating
when I don't--

612
00:30:46,805 --> 00:30:50,517
No, um, I made it about me.

613
00:30:51,435 --> 00:30:53,395
That was-- That was some weak shit.

614
00:30:54,479 --> 00:30:56,023
You know why I like living here?

615
00:30:57,024 --> 00:30:58,650
When I was staying at my parents' crib,

616
00:30:58,650 --> 00:31:01,904
they made me feel guilty
for not getting better.

617
00:31:01,904 --> 00:31:04,615
I never got that here.
-Until today.

618
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,867
I fucked that up. I'm sorry.

619
00:31:08,911 --> 00:31:10,078
You have a good night.

620
00:31:10,871 --> 00:31:11,872
[grunts, sighs]

621
00:31:12,915 --> 00:31:15,834
This game's going into extras,
in case you wanna stay.

622
00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:23,050
[Paul sighs]

623
00:31:43,862 --> 00:31:45,072
[sighs]

624
00:31:54,873 --> 00:31:56,083
Sean, you up?

625
00:31:59,336 --> 00:32:00,879
God, you're beautiful.

626
00:32:03,715 --> 00:32:04,716
[sighs]