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老友,有時我只是如常過日子

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遇到某種聲音或氣味,我就再陷入那狀態

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我不是指想起甚麼往事

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而是真的回到那個狀態

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傷害那些人

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你形容的回憶碎片超級普遍

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是我們大腦處理創傷的方式

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對,我的大腦衰到爆

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你的大腦塞滿了衰人

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有法官和批評者

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還有個坐在最深處的說
“食多點香辣雞翼吧”

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儘管你剛食飽飯,我超憎那個人

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要往前走,你就要...

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抱歉

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現在我滿腦子只有香辣雞翼

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早晨,你們在做甚麼?

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認識自己,就如你所講

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進展如何?

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難頂到爆

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我剛跟女兒講了柏金遜症的事

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結果如何?

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她下週飛過來打點我的醫護安排

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所以算是難頂到爆

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至少你在面對痛苦

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這很重要

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因為若你不面對痛苦

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它遲早會回來,在最意想不到時突襲你

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你在跟我定阿桑講?
-跟阿桑講

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因為你望住我
-我想望去邊都可以

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你做得很好,小子

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謝謝

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還是跟阿桑講

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總是要人讚,天啊

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但那句是跟我講吧,保羅
-對

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《誠實治療法》

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正

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抱歉,只是...雷克,我鍾意你

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但這眼神接觸太誇張了

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我覺得自己在香水廣告之類

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不緊要,我們可以減少眼神接觸

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好吧,對
-對,好吧

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你沒事吧?

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我噴氣笑了起來,以前好似未試過

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抱歉

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不如你錫我條頸吧,我鍾意那樣

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錫吧
-好吧,我們錫頸

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來吧

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鍾意嗎?是嗎?
-不鍾意

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抱歉,不關你事
我只是在想嘴唇的核突細菌

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若你想深一層,的確很噁心

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因為它好似有一整個生態系統

52
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那麼,非常感謝你

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嘩,好吧

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你跟他握手?

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我明白,我通常會留待做完愛才握手

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真有禮貌

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我想講,你選擇跟我講,我深感榮幸

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對,我所有閨密都識尼高

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我不能讓他收到風

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我不斷找男人上床,對吧?

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我只聽到我是你其中一個閨密

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那個人超索

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我就是不能...

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天啊,為何沒形容詞指女人“勃起”?

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因為“出汁”被日式上湯搶走了

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我到底有甚麼問題?
-沒問題

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你試過在晨早做愛,有誰會在晨早做愛?

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你又不是想引誘他娶你

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好吧

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麗絲又來接我了

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麗絲

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她在芝士舖硬上我

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你覺得“硬上”點解?

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跟不想和你傾談的人說話

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不是

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唏,保羅
-唏,麗絲

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我有東西要給你

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給我?

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熊仔糖?

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我的普拉提導師
有個老表的阿姨有柏金遜症

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她說對焦慮和手震很有幫助

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果然夠科學

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“大麻味迷幻”

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聽我講,最好的情況是有幫助

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最壞頂多是你嗨大了,再買多頂帽

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飲完酒不要食

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否則你會嘔

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唏,麗絲
-怎麼了?

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還有一件事

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別再硬上我,好嗎?

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但是...

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他以為“硬上”點解?
-不知道

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但他講得很有自信

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嘩,你終於買了

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講來聽聽

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這次我們會有正確反應
-沒錯

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我會向查理求婚

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好嘢

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我信你

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嘩,你這個專一淫夫,嘩
-對...

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那麼老友,你打算點求婚?

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好吧,我會邀請所有朋友去某處

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然後在他們面前求婚

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對
-明白

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若他答應,那就是驚喜訂婚派對

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若他拒絕點算?
-那麼我有齊所有朋友在場

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去安慰我

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點都好,我都是主角

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可惜我們家不夠大開派對

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真希望我識人住大屋,你們知道嗎?

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你為何不讓他在這裏開派對?

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我不知道,這裏最近沒有派對氣氛

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老實講,我還未準備好在家招待全世界

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但我們的關係大有改善

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我們?“我們”是指我們各自

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抑或以爹哋囡囡為單位?

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我明白你的表情,我不應該講“爹哋囡囡”

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父親,以父女為單位

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我明白了,你不鍾意我講“單位”

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沒錯
-明白了

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別這樣吧,以前你和媽媽經常開派對
媽媽很鍾意開派對

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擺媽媽上檯嗎?

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好吧,算數,就這樣決定
-真的嗎?

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噢,嘩

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等等,驚喜訂婚派對是點玩法?

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玩法如下

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查理以為這派對是慶祝
你贏了年度最佳治療師獎

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嘩,真黐線,仁兄,怎會有評判選我?

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對,所以才很黐線
-沒錯

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他以為我會提早過來幫你佈置,好得多了

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所以當他抵達時,我會提示你坐在琴前

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然後你開始彈琴

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好極
-我就唱我們首歌

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《你真美》
-過獎了,但歌名是甚麼?

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《你真美》

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你在講笑,但我卻不明白

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我揗雞了,不如改期?

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不要,唏,你在慌張

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仁兄,深呼吸...來吧

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一切在你掌握之中,對吧?

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看到嗎?所以你贏得年度最佳治療師獎

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唏
-唏

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你覺得大家會介意我不參加派對嗎?

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你顧慮甚麼?

145
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我怕老人家問我做盛行

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所以呢?
-對

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我目前失業

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而且住在治療師的泳池屋

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因為我暴力傾向突然發作,所以坐監

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不過愛麗斯,你好嗎?暑假過得如何?

151
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我媽媽忽然死了
所以我成個暑假都在呼天搶地

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聽似很好玩,我們去了緬因州
-對

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你還是應該來

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我想講的是,若有人問你尷尬問題

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我會扯開話題,我會保護你

156
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好吧

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去換衫吧
-換好衫了

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我去換衫

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誰會這麼早在派對現身?

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你們最先抵達

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怕塞車嘛

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我要急急恤髮

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就是為了再聽那笑話

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搞錯啊,我從未講過那笑話

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占美,對吧?

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怕塞車嘛

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有人來暖場了

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對,進來吧

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見到嗎?占美都憎那笑話

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你搞到他苦口苦臉
-只是普通表情,進來吧

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啊

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唏,爸爸

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嘩,你真美

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謝謝

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夠了,你可以趁未搞到尷尬前停嗎?

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你好似公主
-點解?

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我們去飲杯吧
-真靚女

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唏,麗絲
-嗨

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唏,麗絲老公

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你靚爆鏡
-她不鍾意被人讚

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你好似公主

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天啊,多謝
-有無搞錯?

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好吧,我邀請的人大多答應了
只得兩個拒絕,伯爾奈德彼得斯...

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他們未見過面
-對

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還是很傷我心

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另一個拒絕的是保羅

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他說今晚有重要事辦

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(美格)

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(唏,爸爸,明天1點到,你辦公室見)

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(很忙,我的行程如下)

191
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(見神經科、談長遠醫護)

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(見職業治療師、找支援小組)

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(大麻味迷幻)

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你好嗎?

195
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那麼,阿桑,你最近好嗎?

196
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唏,1970年代是怎樣的?

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認真問?
-對

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好吧,留心聽了

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因為我以前會電髮

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我很時髦

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而且不扣安全帶,是真的

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無人會理

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全國最受歡迎的糖果是煙仔糖

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細路超鍾意

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真的很正,我以前有部電單車

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唏,占美
-唏

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占美

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唏,天啊,唏
-唏

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很久沒見
-對,的確是

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對,我們自喪禮後就沒見過你

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艾力,抱歉,他真白癡,你好嗎?

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我過得很好

213
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那就好了
-真的嗎?

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你和提雅以前很登對
-的確是

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見到你真好
-天啊,我也是

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尼高也有來嗎?
-我們其實離婚了

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慘了...
-不,這是好事

218
00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:53,338
唏,太多“慘了”

219
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:56,091
太多“慘了”,我們沒事
-慘了

220
00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:57,801
她以前很愛你

221
00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:03,348
你們以前很登對

222
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:08,896
你們兩個很有啟發性

223
00:12:13,025 --> 00:12:14,443
看,我要添酒了

224
00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:16,236
要多杯龍舌蘭酒,謝謝

225
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,782
要兩杯,我恐怕未準備好開派對

226
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,576
人人都是白癡

227
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,870
天啊,不用多講,我同意

228
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:32,336
我上週約會過三個人
全部索到爆,知道嗎?

229
00:12:32,336 --> 00:12:34,463
我對住任何一個都無法“女版勃起”

230
00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:36,673
我一直在想怎樣形容它

231
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,342
昨晚我們食墨西哥菜

232
00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:40,719
然後我想到“濕牛油果”

233
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,763
不,我不鍾意

234
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,350
聽我講,或者我不再有性慾了

235
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,770
你知道自己在亂講,對吧?性慾會改變的

236
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:50,979
給你的,老婆

237
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:53,524
戴力,記得我以前成日想做愛嗎?

238
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,151
沒錯,青蔥歲月

239
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:59,905
現在我的性慾旺期是下午3點至3點20分

240
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:02,366
而且只限戴力當日沒煩過我

241
00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:04,701
好吧
-很少發生

242
00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,079
應該是查理

243
00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:10,290
我們要躲起來嗎?
-不是那種驚喜啊,麗絲老公

244
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,213
我以為你今晚有事,你怎會來了?

245
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,882
不知道
-好吧,那就進來吧

246
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,009
進來

247
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,636
各位,看看誰來了

248
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,847
她想殺我
-甚麼?

249
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,723
她想殺我

250
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,892
麗絲,你可否...

251
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,519
我沒有...嗨...
-不,不要

252
00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:31,854
我沒有想殺他
-好吧

253
00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,105
好,來吧...

254
00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:34,231
跟我來
-我要走

255
00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:36,233
不,別走,進來吧
-不,你可以留低

256
00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:37,401
不,我...
-來吧

257
00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:39,236
留低吧,去吃點東西
-拿碟吧

258
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:41,905
對,我們去拿碟
-天啊

259
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,491
3點至3點20分,時間很緊迫啊,戴力

260
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,159
對,我很明白

261
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:54,001
占美

262
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,878
彬,唏,彬...

263
00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:00,465
攬得好...
-收聲,別亂說話

264
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,885
唏,見過我的新女友琪雅娜未?

265
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,053
未啊

266
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,848
唏,嘩,嗨,哈囉,幸會

267
00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:12,269
你們是怎樣建立深度靈性連繫?

268
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,437
故事很有趣

269
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,230
我們在教堂認識

270
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:18,108
故事真有趣,你沒講錯,的確是

271
00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:22,196
見到你真好,琪雅娜,有史以來第一次

272
00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:23,447
幸會

273
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,118
我們其實很妒忌你的婚姻

274
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,829
老實講,阿金和我很慶幸今年終於完了

275
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,582
我們這一年很難熬

276
00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:36,460
但你家中有個治療師,肯定不會吧

277
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,711
事實會嚇你一跳

278
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,762
真不敢相信我以前會為玩而隊草

279
00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:50,307
對,1970年代後的大麻勁了很多

280
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,059
他是邊鬼個?

281
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,727
不如除太陽眼鏡吧

282
00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:56,980
好得多了
-對

283
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,649
我很口乾

284
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,150
你想飲甚麼?

285
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,861
雪條
-去拿雪條給保羅

286
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:06,156
假如他們沒有雪條呢?
-那就回家拿吧

287
00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,241
我的貴價雪條?

288
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,117
算數

289
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,788
那個侍應真衰格

290
00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:14,873
唏,大麻成還好吧?

291
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,166
不好

292
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,126
我話你知,你也要負責

293
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,087
我做錯甚麼?

294
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:23,507
是你叫我告訴美格我有柏金遜症

295
00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:28,512
她明天要飛來照顧我

296
00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:33,392
老實講,我一直想跟她多點相處

297
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,143
但她太忙了

298
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:39,690
當我說有病,她就拋開一切

299
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:41,775
因為她覺得有義務這樣做

300
00:15:42,401 --> 00:15:43,944
這樣是情緒勒索

301
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:49,241
好似你在所有人面前向查理求婚一樣

302
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:53,078
不,我不是情緒勒索
-錯了

303
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:55,122
是嗎?

304
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:57,082
他不算講錯

305
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,502
聽到吧?
-天啊

306
00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:02,254
你在笑甚麼...
-抱歉

307
00:16:02,254 --> 00:16:03,714
抱歉,我也食了一粒糖

308
00:16:03,714 --> 00:16:04,673
天啊

309
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:08,927
不,記得嗎?我們講過

310
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:13,265
領帶是用來戴的,記得嗎?
我們講過很多次了

311
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,684
我鍾意龍舌蘭酒混雪碧

312
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:18,478
是便宜版瑪格麗特,對吧?
-對

313
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,480
嘉比,唏
-嘩,唏

314
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,815
要添飲嗎?
-不用

315
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,442
其實我要飲慢一點

316
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,194
是我朋友,琪雅娜

317
00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:26,445
嗨
-嗨

318
00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:27,988
她幫我渡過艱難時期

319
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,448
我以前是性工作者

320
00:16:30,449 --> 00:16:33,076
但我們主要是玩Uno,因為我無法勃起

321
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:33,994
天啊

322
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,580
而且看《頂級大廚》
-沒錯

323
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,916
但我退休了,現在一切由彬找數

324
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:42,753
彬?你在話我知那條友能令你“勃起”?

325
00:16:42,753 --> 00:16:44,546
你指“蜜桃出油”嗎?

326
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,173
我鍾意那個講法,那...

327
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,635
麗絲,“蜜桃出油”

328
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,094
正啊

329
00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:01,188
很可愛吧?
-可愛過頭了

330
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,732
但我講過了,老人家只會談自己,就像...

331
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:05,442
哈囉

332
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:07,528
停車

333
00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:10,321
等等,停車
-有無搞錯?

334
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,535
你似乎在飲酒

335
00:17:14,535 --> 00:17:16,994
對,沒甚麼大不了,爸爸
-是嗎?

336
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:21,165
天啊,你沒事吧?要水嗎?

337
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:25,796
怎麼了?

338
00:17:25,796 --> 00:17:30,551
我明白你想顯得有型

339
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:32,302
在阿桑面前
-我沒有想顯得有型

340
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:36,223
我沒有想在阿桑面前顯得有型

341
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,684
乖女,我的天使

342
00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:43,230
我知你覺得他很靚仔

343
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:46,650
我聽到了

344
00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:49,027
我聽到你細聲講

345
00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:54,700
好吧

346
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:56,201
唏
-怎麼了?

347
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,870
老友,你剛才跟她說甚麼?

348
00:17:58,579 --> 00:18:00,873
我說:“你可以幾快跑上樓梯?”

349
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,126
你真詼諧

350
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,758
嗨
-你到底搞甚麼鬼?

351
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,051
我不知

352
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:16,096
有甚麼問題?

353
00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:21,476
很多衰人在這無聊派對走來我面前

354
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:26,648
跟我講提雅和我是模範夫婦

355
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:30,235
嘉比,我們不是啊

356
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:33,864
到了最後,我們甚麼都吵一場

357
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:37,951
我去探我媽時,你居然忘了接愛麗斯放學

358
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:41,788
我沒忘記,是遲到
別再話我忘記,我是遲到

359
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,541
天啊,占美,你根本不知這個家的狀況

360
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:46,710
你太沉迷工作了

361
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:50,380
老實講,若有一次離開的人是我就好了

362
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:53,133
又為此事吵?那就去返工吧,提雅,天啊

363
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,468
細聲點

364
00:18:54,468 --> 00:18:57,221
我覺得自己是騙子,小嘉

365
00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:58,305
你不是騙子

366
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:02,100
聽住,你我都知無關係是完美的,對吧?

367
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,644
我們靠它搵食

368
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:09,191
提雅去世前的多個月差到爆

369
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:16,406
抱歉,你不開心,是真的

370
00:19:16,907 --> 00:19:21,995
但我受夠了做你活得不快樂的藉口

371
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,207
對,我也受夠了

372
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,629
我們最後一次
在家開派對時,她臉上有個表情

373
00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:32,965
我見到

374
00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:35,467
我覺得她不再愛我了,嘉比

375
00:19:37,553 --> 00:19:39,137
我甚至不知她是否憎我

376
00:19:39,805 --> 00:19:41,557
她當時想離開我,小嘉

377
00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:44,935
就是因為一個表情?
老友,你沒事吧?真的要這樣嗎?

378
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:47,855
對,就是一個表情
是我成世人見過最差的表情

379
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:51,233
夠了,聽住,我知你們曾亮紅燈,我知道

380
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,194
但她沒想過要離開你,否則她會跟我講

381
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,238
她不會跟你講
-她一定會

382
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:58,448
她知我跟你很熟,所以不會跟你講

383
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:03,704
你要聽我講,認真的
提雅很愛你,是真的

384
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,039
證據呢?

385
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,208
證據?我怎會有證據?

386
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:09,793
正是

387
00:20:14,298 --> 00:20:18,218
你似乎覺得期望仔女照顧你是壞事

388
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:21,805
搞錯,我要發短訊給大仔馬修

389
00:20:23,432 --> 00:20:27,311
“我很愁很頹
若你不打給我,我會超級嬲”

390
00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:28,478
發送

391
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,110
拒接

392
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:37,154
厲害

393
00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:39,656
聽住,我替他們抹屁股、教他們做功課

394
00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:43,619
出席他們每場又長又悶的棒球賽

395
00:20:43,619 --> 00:20:44,703
我鍾意棒球

396
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:45,787
棒球很悶

397
00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:49,583
我去支持他們,所以他們應該支持我

398
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:50,792
我配得起

399
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,544
但我配不起

400
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:55,506
她小時候,她媽和我分開了

401
00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:58,550
我應該留在她身邊,但我沒有

402
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,178
好吧,聽起來是你做錯了

403
00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:04,223
但她還是會照顧你

404
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:09,520
若我是你就不會自怨自憐,我會感恩

405
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:12,814
對

406
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:14,733
很好,講完

407
00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:18,779
我想食芝士味的香脆東西

408
00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:21,573
戴力是誰?
-那個侍應

409
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:23,033
戴力

410
00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:32,876
唏,想談談嗎?

411
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:35,879
不想
-好極,我也不想

412
00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:46,723
好吧,這首歌肯定會令你開心

413
00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:56,733
查理,你終於來了

414
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,527
我去了買賀卡送給占美

415
00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:01,864
你真有心

416
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:05,450
哎喲,發生甚麼事?

417
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,160
你很快就會知

418
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:09,413
占美到底去了邊?

419
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:13,125
唏噢,開始了,準備好未?

420
00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:16,170
占美,即刻啊,表演時間到了

421
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:17,671
我在這裏

422
00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:23,969
好吧,開始吧

423
00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:26,597
查理

424
00:22:27,556 --> 00:22:29,391
今晚有事要慶祝

425
00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:31,935
但不是你想像中那樣

426
00:22:32,477 --> 00:22:34,021
好吧,準備好未?

427
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,107
來吧

428
00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:50,537
你真美

429
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,294
別這樣,快些少吧,來吧,老友

430
00:22:58,587 --> 00:23:01,965
在我心中
-在我心中

431
00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:08,263
你真美
-你真美

432
00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:10,516
不要二重唱

433
00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:14,353
在我心中
-在我心中

434
00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:16,271
難道你不知?
-難道你不知?

435
00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:23,987
你是我祈許的一切
-你是我祈許的一切

436
00:23:25,197 --> 00:23:31,370
你是我需要的一切

437
00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:32,579
天啊

438
00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:40,128
我嘔了

439
00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:42,005
我們知,老友

440
00:23:42,548 --> 00:23:44,466
好吧,我們要等一陣,我們...

441
00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:48,512
天啊
-真是齊天大聖

442
00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:53,183
算吧,一切都被破壞了,對,派對結束

443
00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:54,685
正吧?

444
00:23:54,685 --> 00:23:58,021
好吧,大家要望向另一邊,照做吧

445
00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,231
嘉比
-怎麼了?

446
00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:01,650
我嘔了
-我知,我見到也聞到

447
00:24:01,650 --> 00:24:02,651
我們走吧,芝士腸

448
00:24:02,651 --> 00:24:05,529
我嗨得太大,承受不來
-我嗨得不夠大

449
00:24:12,578 --> 00:24:14,496
占美真可憐,今晚是他的大日子

450
00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:17,875
叫占美去死吧,本應是我們的大日子

451
00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:20,878
本應是驚喜求婚派對

452
00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:26,049
要策劃一整晚已很難,根本無人幫我

453
00:24:26,049 --> 00:24:28,385
伯爾奈德彼得斯覆的電郵顯然是照抄

454
00:24:28,385 --> 00:24:31,138
她可能向所有邀請她去派對的基佬
發同一段內容

455
00:24:31,138 --> 00:24:35,142
然後占美變成《驅魔人》入面的女孩

456
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:39,062
簡直是大災難

457
00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:41,940
好

458
00:24:43,442 --> 00:24:47,112
好?你認同是大災難?抑或...

459
00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:50,324
我答應你的求婚

460
00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,827
是嗎?
-沒錯

461
00:24:58,332 --> 00:25:00,459
等等,我應該先給你看這個的

462
00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:05,214
很美

463
00:25:09,343 --> 00:25:10,427
戴上吧

464
00:25:12,179 --> 00:25:13,347
恭喜你們

465
00:25:13,972 --> 00:25:16,391
想知點樣維繫婚姻

466
00:25:16,391 --> 00:25:18,685
和預防跟女兒疏遠嗎?

467
00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:19,978
我不...
-老實講...

468
00:25:19,978 --> 00:25:22,022
積極溝通...

469
00:25:22,022 --> 00:25:24,358
若你的心理防衛機制跑出來
你們就玩完了

470
00:25:25,317 --> 00:25:27,027
但兩個軟弱的人

471
00:25:27,027 --> 00:25:30,906
總會找到方法連繫彼此

472
00:25:33,116 --> 00:25:37,079
阿桑,我沒事,你不用留低,去玩吧

473
00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:40,707
我在玩啊,現在跟你一齊很好玩

474
00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:50,634
到底在哪裏?

475
00:25:52,553 --> 00:25:55,889
愛麗斯
-抱歉,沒事...

476
00:25:55,889 --> 00:25:58,058
我只是以為...
-唏,你只是細路女

477
00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:03,063
我應該走了

478
00:26:03,564 --> 00:26:05,732
抱歉,我很抱歉
-我要走了

479
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:07,693
不緊要
-我真的不...

480
00:26:14,575 --> 00:26:17,870
慘了...大鑊...

481
00:26:24,543 --> 00:26:25,544
大鑊了

482
00:26:28,797 --> 00:26:29,673
有人嗎?

483
00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:31,758
嗨

484
00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:33,635
你沒事吧?

485
00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:36,889
感覺超好
-好極,好吧,太好了

486
00:26:36,889 --> 00:26:38,182
我漱完口
-對

487
00:26:38,182 --> 00:26:41,018
沖完涼和浸完浴
-對

488
00:26:41,018 --> 00:26:43,312
好極
-可能在浴缸睡著了

489
00:26:43,312 --> 00:26:46,023
應該是,因為你在入面成個鐘了,所以...

490
00:26:46,023 --> 00:26:48,275
好,或者大家會忘記
-對,天啊

491
00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:51,278
下面好似兇案現場
-大鑊

492
00:26:51,278 --> 00:26:55,407
總之,現在你似乎清醒,而且舒服一點

493
00:26:55,908 --> 00:27:00,787
你或者會想看看這東西

494
00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:04,750
是我的生日,提雅去世前兩週

495
00:27:05,626 --> 00:27:08,253
看看她眼中的愛意,她被你迷住了

496
00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:12,424
你為她的表情而擔憂?這個表情呢?

497
00:27:13,842 --> 00:27:16,762
老實講,這樣的幼稚廢話

498
00:27:16,762 --> 00:27:18,597
你以為她不會講我知

499
00:27:18,597 --> 00:27:21,350
我全部都知,占美,不只是好事

500
00:27:21,350 --> 00:27:26,021
她講過愛麗斯出世時,你不肯分擔工作

501
00:27:26,021 --> 00:27:28,649
對
-她講過你們在雷諾市

502
00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:32,361
一間外星人主題酒吧差點搭上一對夫婦

503
00:27:32,361 --> 00:27:34,363
對,那次...
-甚麼?

504
00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:35,447
本應很好玩

505
00:27:35,447 --> 00:27:38,450
我只想講,若她想離開你,一定會跟我講

506
00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:43,121
明白嗎?別再為此折磨自己,知道嗎?

507
00:27:43,121 --> 00:27:46,917
我真心覺得這是一點

508
00:27:46,917 --> 00:27:49,086
你會更容易專心記住的

509
00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:52,172
而不是提雅已死這個悲慘事實

510
00:27:53,590 --> 00:27:56,301
但占美,她愛你

511
00:27:57,344 --> 00:27:58,428
非常愛

512
00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:00,597
這張相就是證據

513
00:28:03,475 --> 00:28:05,769
謝謝,非常感謝你
-別客氣

514
00:28:05,769 --> 00:28:07,688
過來吧
-真是白癡

515
00:28:07,688 --> 00:28:11,692
不緊要,過來吧,沒事

516
00:28:14,695 --> 00:28:16,738
謝謝,你真是很夠朋友

517
00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:18,699
我知,不用你講

518
00:29:14,171 --> 00:29:16,173
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