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雷文,保羅說準備好接見你了

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終於到我

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麗莎,我們開始吧

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史提芬,跟我來,我們要離開這裏

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用來做甚麼?

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尋開心

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好玩吧?跟我來

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別遺下你媽

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我們真的要今日做?

10
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拖很久了
你媽媽想你撒她的骨灰,對吧?

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我知,但今日有點大風

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我不想她的骨灰吹入我個口
-聽住,我明白

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今週是我已故太太的生日

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我也感到無力進退

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我覺得我們應該往前走

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似乎關門了

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對,別擔心

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我見到你贏了一個大獎

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別批判我
-天啊

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但我在Google設定了關於你的內容通知

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真是無聊

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嘩,我剛才已講明,叫你別批判我

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沒錯,但我沒應承
-有道理

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對,美國心理學協會要給我事業成就獎

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恭喜你

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搞錯啊,不是好事

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我可以點樣幫助你渡過難關?

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不,我只是未準備好退休

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我可以出句聲嗎?
-我覺得你經常說話

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沒錯,但我有為此付錢給你
所以我說話很合理

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聽住,我20多年前來見你時...

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是22年前

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我是個酒鬼,婚姻破裂

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自尊心超低

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滿腦子都是要點樣自殺

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現在我過得很好
有一半時間行入那道門時

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我根本不知要談甚麼

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今日我想談老的感覺

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還有著皮褸是否適合我

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不適合
-真傷我心

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聽我講,保羅,你整趟事業生涯都是幫人

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值得被表揚一下

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有些人可能不同意

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是嗎?例如呢?

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好吧,我只想講你知...

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我很感激你

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多謝你,保羅

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別客氣

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你覺得著皮褲是否適合我?

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不適合
-連身衣呢?

51
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見面時間似乎夠了

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聽住,麗莎
人人在工作上都會被批評,明白嗎?

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你一聽到批評就十級嬲
但內容明明只值二級嬲

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你沒講錯

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唏,你的過錯不代表你

56
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但現在老闆覺得我蠢

57
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是你媽在你腦海的聲音
不是你老闆,你不蠢

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知道我怎會知道嗎?

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因為你正到無倫

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我最鍾意你爛口

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我向來都是這樣,死婆

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所以開90分鐘車來見你是值得的

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因為你都是正到無倫

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麗莎,我不是主角,但請繼續講

65
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但是,天啊,要90分鐘?

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對,為了見黑人治療師是值得的

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我不用向你解釋我媽怎會自戀

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或者我們家沒有過度互相依賴

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雖然我老表要套新西裝
就要全家一齊去商場

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我們是同一族群

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謝謝

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但老實講,你們家的確過度互相依賴到癲

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她以前坐在這裏?

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對,但要留她在這裏,感覺怪怪的

75
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你可以先跟她談談,或者會有幫助

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認真?
-沒錯

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講盡你以前無機會講的說話
-全部都講?

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老實講,可以不提你夢見她閹你,但沒錯

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好吧

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媽媽,有時你很惡頂

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超級無敵刻薄,諸多成見

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你從教堂偷了幾千美元

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我未聽過

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但你養大我是事實

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我愛你

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很感人

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謝謝
-大部分吧

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我們要撒這位女士的骨灰嗎?

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好吧

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你想幾慢都可以

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但別撒中我對腳

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收到

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我收回那句說話,快跑

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就在那邊

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保安員,停啊,喂

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一路走一路撒

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{\an8}一路跑一路撒

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{\an8}(玫瑰碗球場)

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《誠實治療法》

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(精彩旅程,呠呠)

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你整了甚麼?

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(哈囉)

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(愛麗斯萊德,哈囉,歡迎愛麗斯)

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唏

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我們只得這麼多

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但真的很快樂

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好吧,我很愛你

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{\an8}你連歌都聽不到

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{\an8}我知,但我很想加入

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{\an8}唏,禁足令可以停止嗎?

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{\an8}可以
-真的嗎?

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{\an8}兩個禮拜後

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{\an8}搞錯,真是離譜
-你偷用我部車啊,衰女包

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{\an8}算你沒講錯

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{\an8}唏,記得你以前曾經來躺在床尾嗎?

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{\an8}你會告訴我和你媽,你最近迷上甚麼歌

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{\an8}我們會開聽歌派對
-沒錯

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{\an8}然後我會播至愛勁歌給你聽

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{\an8}你就話我的音樂品味差

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{\an8}對,我很懷念那些時光

121
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{\an8}這樣講或會安慰你
你的音樂品味還是很差

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{\an8}幸好你沒改變想法

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{\an8}講真,咕咕娃是甚麼鬼?

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{\an8}好吧

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{\an8}敬戴力,飲杯
-謝謝

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{\an8}你們太有心了,我很感激

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{\an8}退休人士,頭髮還這麼濃密

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{\an8}簡直是人生勝利組

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{\an8}別讚我了

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{\an8}你打算做甚麼?

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{\an8}我不知,頭一年應該在家慢慢嘆

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{\an8}所以我邀請了大家

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{\an8}其一是因為我很替你開心

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{\an8}我很愛你

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{\an8}其次是因為我怕自己會忍不住自殺

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{\an8}那番祝酒辭很精彩

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{\an8}過獎了

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{\an8}我要宣佈重要婚禮消息

139
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{\an8}我們替戴力慶祝完了嗎?

140
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{\an8}不緊要,我可能幾週後
會跟朋友搞狂歡派對

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{\an8}有幾百人,所以...

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{\an8}你會邀請我們嗎?

143
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{\an8}我正式邀請你

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{\an8}抱歉,幾百人?

145
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{\an8}各位,“大力仔”比我們更識玩?

146
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我可以說甚麼?我愛人人,人人愛我

147
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沒錯,煩死人

148
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唏,嗨,應該輪到講我吧?

149
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我不知道
-抱歉

150
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是嗎?
-未啊

151
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應該未

152
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我讓占美復職了

153
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他又再成為我的婚禮主持了

154
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嘩

155
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你為何又再邀請他?

156
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因為我是宅心仁厚的王子

157
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夠了,我不知原來你是王子
-不

158
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我也曾指責他自私
故意令他內疚,所以...

159
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對,這才是原因
-對,很合理

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我還是不鍾意她們這麼老友

161
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我們才不會理你
-只會令我們情比金堅

162
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對
-對

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唏,抱歉,我遲了,走吧

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不緊要,其實我要去小便,我可否...

165
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嘉比,別踩過界,你忍得住的

166
00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:05,981
認真?你知我一日飲幾多水吧,等等

167
00:10:06,982 --> 00:10:09,818
早晨
-天啊,嘩

168
00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,904
嘩,這個驚訝表情不錯

169
00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:14,865
你不是要去廁所嗎?

170
00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:16,366
不,我可以忍一陣

171
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嘉比,她是巴林醫生

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你見過我全相,用名字稱呼我吧

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茱莉
-哈囉,茱莉,我叫嘉比

174
00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:28,921
好吧,我要去著返條褲

175
00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:31,215
但你嘗試逗這座火山開心吧

176
00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:34,134
他成為獲獎治療師,所以在發脾氣

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他的床上功夫值得獲獎嗎?正啊

178
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天啊,我不想知,其實我想

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甚麼?天啊,抱歉

180
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我一緊張就開始胡言亂語

181
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現在又發作了,抱歉

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你會帶她去頒獎禮嗎?

183
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去廁所吧

184
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她很好玩

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是嗎?

186
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聽我講,頒獎禮在拉斯維加斯舉行

187
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我未必會...
-不緊要 不...放鬆

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00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:03,413
我未必會去
-不

189
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:09,378
不,雖然我很高興你同事邀請我

190
00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:14,758
我們應該未到排排坐睇悶戲的階段

191
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:19,221
我從未去過那個階段,但我結過婚

192
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我不知廁所在哪裏

193
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沿著走廊行到盡頭的左邊

194
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天啊,她對長腿超正
-別再講

195
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,284
恭喜你
-即刻去

196
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好吧,我去...

197
00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:47,583
但講真,我超替你開心

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真的超有啟發性

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我還以為我老了就不能做愛...

200
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去啊
-現在我會活到老做到老

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正到爆
-別再講,去吧

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00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,976
有你在這裏工作真好

203
00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:08,604
企業會計的刺激世界

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希望你玩得開心吧
-爸爸,別講笑吧

205
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,650
掃描這些文件超爽

206
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若你讓我小時候就這樣做
我可能就不會踢美式足球

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對,好吧

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多謝你給我這份工,爸爸,謝謝

209
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:24,536
乖仔,我很開心你現在安好

210
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,249
好吧,繼續加油啊
-知道了,先生

211
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現在我有工開,終於可以給你了

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病人交租,真是令治療師無比驕傲

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你可以替我開心,同時繼續嬲他嗎?

214
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:48,519
我可以啊,恭喜你,小子

215
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:52,689
你有無搞錯?
-你真識變臉,保羅

216
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:58,153
唏,聽住,我在想你獲獎一事

217
00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:01,240
為何人人都這麼著緊這個爛獎?

218
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,324
甚麼獎?

219
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,201
保羅獲得金脾氣獎

220
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:06,578
得獎者都是大部分時間在發脾氣

221
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:07,746
哪怕毫無發嬲的理由

222
00:13:07,746 --> 00:13:09,540
保羅,你肯定會贏

223
00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:14,253
好吧,聽住,他們頒事業成就獎給你

224
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:16,129
代表你的事業生涯快完

225
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:20,259
他們覺得你還可以演講
不會步履躝跚地走上台

226
00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:23,387
口齒不清地亂講,在台上失禁

227
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:26,390
若發生那情況,肯定會全場站起來鼓掌

228
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,641
我的事業玩完了

229
00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:31,395
更加正的是,我個女覺得我是自私鬼

230
00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:35,399
聽住,你講的一切都是思想障礙,對吧?

231
00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:36,984
你要衝破它們

232
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:40,320
不如你邀請美格一家
去拉斯維加斯跟你慶祝吧?

233
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,572
你撞到個頭嗎?

234
00:13:41,572 --> 00:13:45,450
美格不肯睬我,梅遜只得十歲

235
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,286
他去賭城做甚麼?嫖賭嗎?

236
00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:49,329
唏,現在賭城適合一家大小了

237
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,958
他的意思是,你可以和外孫一齊嫖賭

238
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,877
他拍馬都追不上我

239
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:56,879
我出盡力的

240
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:01,717
多謝你來
-對,我來只有一個原因

241
00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:03,969
畫中人到底是我嗎?

242
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,347
對,的確是你
-你說甚麼?

243
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,849
是你

244
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:13,270
多謝,聽到男人說我是對的
令我的蜜桃出油,老友

245
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:15,898
我應該多點講你知

246
00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:21,820
聽住,關於我在畫廊說的話,我很後悔

247
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,113
但我原諒了自己

248
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,658
我思想掙扎了很久,花了少於兩分鐘

249
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:31,622
但那場展覽很精彩
我很開心見到你這麼成功

250
00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:33,415
謝謝

251
00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:37,294
令我想起當初相識時的你

252
00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:41,006
你覺得我們可以從頭開始嗎?
-你說甚麼?

253
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:44,426
有何不妥?我不覺得
我們不再愛大家,是我破壞婚姻

254
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:49,598
老實講,你還是我遇過最幽默性感的女人

255
00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:54,520
天啊,我很不高興你還是這麼容易氹到我

256
00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:56,730
想轉場嗎?

257
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,403
嘩,沒錯

258
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:05,697
沒錯,我覺得夠了

259
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:09,243
天啊,真不敢相信我們又來了

260
00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:11,328
很合理,對吧?

261
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:14,331
我的意思是,上得床就只有零次和無限次

262
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,458
對
-況且我真的很在行

263
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,877
對...
-自從我開始做尊巴健身操,對

264
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:21,088
我們很合拍

265
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,340
真的嗎?你覺得是陰莖和陰道相配?

266
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:25,467
我的意思是,下體很舒服

267
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,426
過獎了

268
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,761
我是讚我們兩個
-甚麼?

269
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,430
很滿意

270
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,307
你剛才救了我

271
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,768
老實講,我差點跟尼高上床了

272
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:37,354
他講為我改變了很多

273
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:38,730
他現在已成功戒酒

274
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:41,316
而且我有幾性感,你知我最鍾意聽吧

275
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,485
你的確很性感
-天啊,謝謝

276
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:45,112
對
-話雖如此,我在想甚麼?

277
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,072
我忘了幾辛苦才令他戒酒

278
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:50,617
我拒接教書工作、放棄了多場會議

279
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:54,162
我失去了很多機會
就是為了確保他會無事

280
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,791
所以多謝你的超級安全陰莖

281
00:15:58,876 --> 00:15:59,960
夠了,別客氣

282
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,925
它不想我講你知,但我的陰莖
不鍾意被人形容為“安全”

283
00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:10,429
不如形容為“粗碌”或“威武”?

284
00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:12,222
不如形容為“得體”?

285
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,765
“表現穩定”?

286
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,017
不如形容為...

287
00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:17,728
“工人階級陰莖”?

288
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:25,527
對,它鍾意...
-天啊,它鍾意

289
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:29,031
我鍾意,我會諮詢我的工會

290
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,287
唏,老婆
-唏

291
00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:36,705
想跟我去取信嗎?

292
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:39,875
你想我陪你行去車道盡頭?

293
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,084
來回啊

294
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,464
唏,兩位
-唏,兩位

295
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:46,548
殺死我吧

296
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:50,135
若麗絲講過會幫你創業,你為何不問她?

297
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,970
不,我們當時只是講笑

298
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,097
況且我爸給了我新工

299
00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:56,975
工作如何?

300
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:59,019
我很感激有這機會

301
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:00,729
慘了

302
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:05,442
你有望過這棵樹嗎?

303
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,819
樹幹很優雅

304
00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,031
樹枝強壯

305
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:13,575
美不勝收

306
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,618
戴力,你想跟那棵樹做愛嗎?

307
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:16,744
應該是犯法的

308
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,997
請話我知那不是阻礙你的原因吧

309
00:17:20,332 --> 00:17:23,417
聽住,我要幫你爭取麗絲入局

310
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,922
我們可以找嘉比幫手,況且我有石頭

311
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,968
我需要你講清楚一點

312
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:34,346
麗絲只把打磨得最好的石頭
送給她最愛的人

313
00:17:34,346 --> 00:17:39,268
她只送給我、戴力和三個仔的其中兩個

314
00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:44,314
好吧,婚禮開始,然後我會致歡迎辭

315
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:47,693
真的現在要聽?你不想要驚喜?

316
00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:50,112
沒錯,我不鍾意驚喜
-好吧

317
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:53,031
好吧,我會站在你身旁

318
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:56,285
麗絲扮賓客,準備好就開始吧

319
00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:59,162
要站得這麼近嗎?
-應該會是這樣

320
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,540
查理會站在這裏

321
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,917
別理他,他只會望住我

322
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,460
好吧

323
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,963
對,畀個五我,你做得到的,老友

324
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,549
是給查理的
-他一定鍾意

325
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:12,551
只想...等等

326
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,761
因為我很用心寫
-好吧

327
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,471
對...

328
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:18,390
真期待

329
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:21,685
對,這場合絕對令我想起
你做提雅我的證婚人

330
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:23,604
是“提雅和我”
-邊個會理?麗絲

331
00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:25,939
不,講錯就是講錯
-專心一點吧

332
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:28,567
“婚姻”

333
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:34,781
我需要一點時間

334
00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:37,993
嘩
-情況不妙

335
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:40,913
沒錯,但我現在很期待婚禮

336
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,749
我只需要重拾狀態,沒事了,我會放鬆

337
00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:44,875
好吧

338
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:46,627
在高中打籃球時

339
00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:49,171
當我被人奚落,我都會大受激勵

340
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,590
你可以扮覺得我做不到嗎?

341
00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:53,842
不用扮,根本是不堪入目

342
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,552
好吧,你去死吧,麗絲
-好啊

343
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,930
我講你們知,這次我讀出來就算了

344
00:18:57,930 --> 00:19:00,349
零情緒,純文字
-對,應該行得通

345
00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:03,644
“婚姻”...不行

346
00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:04,728
我死定了

347
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:05,854
而且無葬身之地

348
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:09,233
麗絲,平時是很搞笑,但今日例外

349
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:10,734
今日都有點搞笑

350
00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:13,904
今日例外,我超大壓力,我爸媽昨天抵達

351
00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:16,532
我爸已經問
是否所有同性戀新人最後都會接吻

352
00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:17,908
抑或是擊拳

353
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:19,076
拜仁...冷靜點

354
00:19:19,076 --> 00:19:21,703
我只是揗雞了一點
但我保證當日會狀態大勇

355
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,207
婚姻

356
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,627
麗絲,你去死吧,不關你事
-天啊

357
00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:31,421
主角是拜仁、虛構的查理我

358
00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:33,507
是“和我”
-麗絲,別挑釁我

359
00:19:33,507 --> 00:19:35,050
你應該扮賓客的

360
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:38,345
所以除非賓客們
都是鍾意食藍莓的花生友吧

361
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,471
否則你與角色不符

362
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:41,431
你去死吧
-去散步吧,別浪費唇舌罵她

363
00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:42,891
你去死吧,麗絲

364
00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:46,144
不准你破壞我的人生大日子,正字特警

365
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,231
藍莓真好味

366
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:52,025
你還好吧?
-非常好

367
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,194
感覺良好,我不是為此打給你

368
00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:56,405
我...

369
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,615
我知它是世界上最差的地方

370
00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,742
但你覺得拉斯維加斯如何?

371
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:06,081
別批評我,我超鍾意

372
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:07,916
我也是

373
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:12,796
我想問你、梅遜和狄夫

374
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:14,590
今個週末可以跟我一齊去嗎?

375
00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:16,633
我請客
-嘩

376
00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:20,846
慘了,不可以

377
00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:22,514
抱歉

378
00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:24,808
梅遜在週六有學校話劇表演

379
00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:29,813
好吧,不如你們週日來吧

380
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:33,483
我可以多留幾天
-為何非要這週末不可?

381
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:37,362
沒甚麼,只是我贏了終生成就獎
是美國心理學協會...

382
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:41,158
對,不,我差點忘了
工作至上,一切都是其次

383
00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:43,535
不,別這樣,我換個講法
-不講了,爸爸

384
00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:45,329
哪個週末都可以
-我要收線了

385
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:51,752
可惡

386
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:03,013
你甚麼都不識,給人的意見害死人

387
00:21:04,181 --> 00:21:05,390
是你的病人嗎?

388
00:21:06,225 --> 00:21:09,102
不,是我老闆和啟蒙導師,對

389
00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:12,856
嗨,保羅

390
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:18,820
保羅,你心情夠好嗎?
我可否麻煩你幫一個忙?

391
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:23,158
不可以
-好吧,其實我才不理

392
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:24,284
反正我會照講

393
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,915
我想申請教授職位
-教授職位?

394
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:34,211
嘉比,學術界是第五層地獄

395
00:21:34,211 --> 00:21:39,842
首先是嬰兒,然後是音樂劇
魔術、羽衣甘藍和學術界

396
00:21:39,842 --> 00:21:42,344
別批評魔術,你知我去過魔術營,好嗎?

397
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,346
我可以從你耳朵拉出東西,你會大感驚奇

398
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,348
別打我的耳朵主意
-好吧

399
00:21:47,516 --> 00:21:48,433
你想點?

400
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:51,186
我想拜託你替我寫推薦信

401
00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:53,480
你為何想做教授?

402
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,483
因為在目前見病人的時間以外
我還有能力兼顧

403
00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:57,901
我們已討論過了

404
00:21:57,901 --> 00:22:01,154
外表像我的教師越多
外表像我的治療師就越多

405
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,657
我不是指像我這樣又高又索

406
00:22:03,657 --> 00:22:04,741
我是指...

407
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:05,826
黑人
-正是

408
00:22:05,826 --> 00:22:09,413
況且,現在有了安全陰莖,我有很多時間

409
00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:11,456
甚麼是安全陰莖?

410
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:14,418
簡單、毫不複雜、不會毀你人生的性關係

411
00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:15,377
即是茱莉...

412
00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:17,171
冷靜點

413
00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:22,926
雖然她是女人,亦算是“安全陰莖”?

414
00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:24,094
沒錯

415
00:22:24,094 --> 00:22:25,179
正啊

416
00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:30,267
隨便你點寫推薦信吧,我會簽名

417
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:33,395
真的不會太麻煩你嗎?我可以代你簽名

418
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:34,479
好極

419
00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:40,861
這地方很正吧?
-超正

420
00:22:40,861 --> 00:22:43,155
是小婚禮,我們只會花一百萬美元

421
00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:46,158
真的嗎?
-他不是經常聽得出反話

422
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:49,620
誰不鍾意拜仁的笑話,他都會這樣講

423
00:22:57,961 --> 00:22:59,379
是婚禮統籌師
-唏

424
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,881
我轉頭回來
-好吧

425
00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:03,717
我鍾意他

426
00:23:04,218 --> 00:23:05,219
我也是

427
00:23:07,054 --> 00:23:08,639
我很開心你來了

428
00:23:08,639 --> 00:23:10,015
我才不會錯過

429
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,561
你會穿傳統燕尾服嗎?

430
00:23:15,646 --> 00:23:18,524
其中一套衫是傳統燕尾服,對

431
00:23:19,316 --> 00:23:20,901
原來你們會換衫?

432
00:23:20,901 --> 00:23:23,028
沒錯,像16歲生日一樣

433
00:23:23,737 --> 00:23:25,614
好吧,唏,我一直想問你

434
00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:31,078
占美本來是我的伴郎
但現在他會做婚禮主持

435
00:23:31,078 --> 00:23:32,162
所以...

436
00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:36,166
我想你做我的伴郎

437
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:42,256
你真是太有心了,拜仁

438
00:23:43,257 --> 00:23:44,258
但老實講,我...

439
00:23:45,843 --> 00:23:48,011
我還是想坐在你媽身邊

440
00:23:49,346 --> 00:23:51,265
當然,好啊,沒問題

441
00:24:02,526 --> 00:24:05,487
被禁足很難頂,但他總是在身邊

442
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:08,282
檢查我的功課、煮飯

443
00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:09,366
完全進入爸爸狀態

444
00:24:09,992 --> 00:24:12,244
那是好事,對吧?
-對

445
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:16,290
把帽還給我

446
00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:18,625
是你叫我戴的,因為現在又熱又曬

447
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:19,918
但現在我覺得熱

448
00:24:21,211 --> 00:24:22,212
好吧,搞錯

449
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:23,213
唏

450
00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:25,174
唏
-阻你們嗎?

451
00:24:25,174 --> 00:24:27,301
我們剛傾完了
-好吧,好極

452
00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:28,844
我可以嘲笑你頂帽嗎?

453
00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:30,679
我建議你不要

454
00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:33,056
想我送你一程嗎?
我想去探你媽,歡迎你跟來

455
00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:35,976
不用,我有踩單車
況且我有事要去幫阿桑

456
00:24:35,976 --> 00:24:37,144
好吧
-你沒事吧?

457
00:24:37,144 --> 00:24:38,228
超好

458
00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:39,313
好吧

459
00:24:40,439 --> 00:24:42,482
保羅,趁你未回去1940年代的新聞部...

460
00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:45,110
抱歉,你總會指出我的錯處

461
00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:48,780
我覺得是時候感恩圖報了

462
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:50,741
我不要了
-你不能拒絕

463
00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:52,075
慘了

464
00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:55,412
聽住,你邀請了美格去拉斯維加斯
你被拒絕,的確很難受

465
00:24:55,412 --> 00:24:57,497
但你知道嗎?至少你讓她知你的感受

466
00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:58,916
你要繼續這樣做

467
00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:00,000
他有道理

468
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,585
是誰叫你出聲?是你自己?

469
00:25:02,336 --> 00:25:05,130
我不能邀請美格共度週末是因為那個獎

470
00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:09,176
但他們可以把那個爛獎寄給我

471
00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:12,888
天啊,你不打算去?是重要殊榮啊,保羅

472
00:25:12,888 --> 00:25:14,431
別這樣,我跟你去吧

473
00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:16,099
這一點毫無吸引力

474
00:25:17,226 --> 00:25:21,605
不如邀請你的“‘火包友”醫生?

475
00:25:22,147 --> 00:25:26,193
你跟你的醫生上床?天啊
她靚女嗎?你鍾意她嗎?

476
00:25:26,193 --> 00:25:27,569
嘉比說他鍾意

477
00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:32,032
嘉比還說,她是這樣講的:“她對腳超索”

478
00:25:32,032 --> 00:25:34,368
明白了
-叫嘉比去死吧

479
00:25:34,368 --> 00:25:36,078
你鍾意她,保羅,問她吧

480
00:25:36,078 --> 00:25:38,330
你為何就是不肯示弱?

481
00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:40,541
孤獨堡壘這回事

482
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:42,876
已經過氣了

483
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:47,130
你有時要坦誠面對感受,放膽做浪漫的事

484
00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,258
這一招人人都受落

485
00:25:49,258 --> 00:25:51,134
放膽做超浪漫的事

486
00:25:52,010 --> 00:25:54,972
講完未?
-若你有聽我講的話

487
00:25:54,972 --> 00:25:57,307
那就有問題了

488
00:25:58,100 --> 00:25:59,101
你知我沒講錯的

489
00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:03,438
跟你那樣講的感覺超正

490
00:26:03,438 --> 00:26:05,816
唏,我愛你們

491
00:26:05,816 --> 00:26:06,900
拜

492
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,321
來吧

493
00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:13,490
我早講過他有改善吧

494
00:26:15,951 --> 00:26:17,244
真是煩死人

495
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:27,754
好吧,我看得出你是認真
想搞白人內疚感到會服務

496
00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:30,674
我還未決定好名字,但沒錯

497
00:26:30,674 --> 00:26:32,426
我需要投資者,你講過會投資

498
00:26:32,426 --> 00:26:35,429
我們當時在講笑
現在你要假裝當時不是講笑?

499
00:26:35,429 --> 00:26:38,223
我是啊,但現在我有點驚

500
00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:40,434
唏,別擔心

501
00:26:40,434 --> 00:26:41,894
你也撐他?
-對

502
00:26:41,894 --> 00:26:43,937
我最鍾意支持黑人小企

503
00:26:43,937 --> 00:26:45,647
你支持甚麼企業?

504
00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:47,107
我本身就是黑人企業

505
00:26:47,733 --> 00:26:49,943
要很多錢,我要跟戴力商量

506
00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:51,862
大家,冷靜點
-好吧,收到

507
00:26:51,862 --> 00:26:53,822
唏,“戴”子

508
00:26:55,490 --> 00:26:56,491
甚麼事?嘉士伯

509
00:26:56,491 --> 00:26:59,036
你同意讓麗絲用兩萬美元
投資阿桑的新到會生意嗎?

510
00:27:00,412 --> 00:27:01,413
好啊

511
00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:05,584
花點時間才能說服他
但他同意了,你加入嗎?

512
00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:09,254
我不敢講,我現在超忙

513
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:11,590
麗絲,記得你曾送它給我嗎?

514
00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:13,300
你擺石頭上檯?

515
00:27:14,510 --> 00:27:15,802
這塊石頭好靚

516
00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:19,348
我想要一塊
-不行,你還未夠班啊,嘉士伯

517
00:27:20,516 --> 00:27:22,309
你在媽媽去世時送給我的

518
00:27:22,309 --> 00:27:25,646
你說這代表你愛我

519
00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:27,189
你永遠都會撐我

520
00:27:27,189 --> 00:27:30,651
上年你一直留在我身邊

521
00:27:31,318 --> 00:27:34,071
我很感激,多謝你

522
00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:35,697
別客氣

523
00:27:36,281 --> 00:27:37,616
或者我的請求不公平

524
00:27:37,616 --> 00:27:39,701
但我想問你可否再撐我多一次

525
00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:41,119
幫阿桑嗎?

526
00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:45,332
你從未如此擺佈過我

527
00:27:45,332 --> 00:27:46,834
對,做得超好

528
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,461
怎樣?

529
00:27:51,255 --> 00:27:52,256
做就做吧

530
00:27:52,256 --> 00:27:54,633
好嘢
-好嘢

531
00:27:54,633 --> 00:27:55,926
好吧
-做得好

532
00:27:57,177 --> 00:28:00,973
老實講,我可以幫手
做市場推廣和公關,我擅長做宣傳品

533
00:28:00,973 --> 00:28:03,100
那就是最正的部分,你不用參與

534
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:04,601
全部由我一手包辦

535
00:28:06,395 --> 00:28:08,564
好啊
-謝謝

536
00:28:08,564 --> 00:28:09,815
做得好

537
00:28:09,815 --> 00:28:11,733
你是最好的,謝謝
-你正到爆,麗絲

538
00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:18,073
唏,把手給我

539
00:28:20,325 --> 00:28:22,661
感到有點傷心嗎?抱歉

540
00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:27,666
給我一塊石頭吧
-不行

541
00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:29,001
來吧,別這樣

542
00:28:29,001 --> 00:28:30,586
不行,你今日耍我

543
00:28:43,182 --> 00:28:45,392
嗨
-唏

544
00:28:46,643 --> 00:28:49,605
賞面跟我去一趟週末旅行嗎?

545
00:28:50,189 --> 00:28:51,023
幾時?

546
00:28:52,649 --> 00:28:53,859
即刻

547
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,238
你知自己很離譜,對吧?

548
00:28:59,865 --> 00:29:00,866
知道

549
00:29:06,121 --> 00:29:08,624
好吧,若有人問起,你要話一週前已約我

550
00:29:08,624 --> 00:29:11,585
而且我考慮了很久

551
00:29:11,585 --> 00:29:12,669
好吧

552
00:29:12,669 --> 00:29:15,380
給我五分鐘
-沒問題

553
00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:24,306
老友,你還是有一手

554
00:29:28,894 --> 00:29:30,938
{\an8}(提雅萊德
1980至2021年,賢妻良母與摯友)

555
00:29:31,522 --> 00:29:32,523
唏,你好啊

556
00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:35,442
好吧

557
00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:39,780
天啊,很美
-是嗎?

558
00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:42,616
我要補償你去年生日的災難

559
00:29:42,616 --> 00:29:45,619
當時我真的以為
我們兩個都想要部超大電視

560
00:29:45,619 --> 00:29:49,164
點都好,生日快樂,我愛你

561
00:30:12,271 --> 00:30:13,272
我幫你整理一下

562
00:30:13,939 --> 00:30:15,858
我們遲到了
-不,時間剛剛好

563
00:30:15,858 --> 00:30:17,442
你知道要講甚麼嗎?

564
00:30:18,777 --> 00:30:20,028
我會臨場發揮

565
00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:42,259
不好意思
-沒事,好吧

566
00:30:43,677 --> 00:30:45,053
這兩個位有人嗎?

567
00:30:46,722 --> 00:30:47,973
爸爸,你怎會來了?

568
00:30:47,973 --> 00:30:49,850
拉斯維加斯太熱了

569
00:30:50,601 --> 00:30:53,270
況且我鍾意四年級音樂劇

570
00:30:54,813 --> 00:30:56,398
狄夫
-保羅

571
00:31:06,992 --> 00:31:08,368
哪個是你個孫?

572
00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:10,204
應該是那隻大灰鼠

573
00:31:11,121 --> 00:31:13,457
是大象,爸爸
-是大象?

574
00:31:13,457 --> 00:31:16,627
其實是大灰鼠大象
-很好看的大象

575
00:31:16,627 --> 00:31:18,212
對,他很好看

576
00:31:18,212 --> 00:31:20,589
你看,這遼闊的叢林

577
00:31:25,677 --> 00:31:26,970
早知你鍾意她

578
00:31:27,554 --> 00:31:28,847
她搭檯而已

579
00:32:13,392 --> 00:32:14,351
你醒了

580
00:32:14,351 --> 00:32:17,104
好,聽住,嗨,我想給你聽一首歌

581
00:32:17,104 --> 00:32:19,481
天啊,聽歌派對回來了

582
00:32:20,232 --> 00:32:22,609
好吧,它會令你今早即時心情大好

583
00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:23,694
好吧

584
00:32:31,785 --> 00:32:33,579
好吧,我聽得出它的魅力了

585
00:32:40,586 --> 00:32:42,754
別掃我興
-收到,好吧

586
00:32:42,754 --> 00:32:43,839
好吧,謝謝

587
00:32:45,132 --> 00:32:47,593
我們出發去比賽時,在旅遊巴上播這首歌

588
00:32:47,593 --> 00:32:52,347
天啊,心瑪超雀躍
她用個頭撞凹佳得樂樽

589
00:32:52,347 --> 00:32:54,349
天啊,典型的心瑪

590
00:32:54,892 --> 00:32:56,101
典型的心瑪
-叫她永遠不要變

591
00:33:12,242 --> 00:33:16,663
唏,下場比賽是幾時?
-應該是下週二,我看看

592
00:33:18,207 --> 00:33:19,708
(週六,2022年6月25日,媽媽生日)

593
00:33:21,585 --> 00:33:22,586
弊了

594
00:33:24,713 --> 00:33:26,089
我們忘了媽媽的生日

595
00:33:30,719 --> 00:33:31,803
不,我...

596
00:33:35,432 --> 00:33:36,725
天啊

597
00:33:36,725 --> 00:33:38,644
你昨天問我要否去探她

598
00:33:39,853 --> 00:33:41,063
沒錯

599
00:33:42,481 --> 00:33:43,982
不是我們忘了,是我忘了

600
00:33:43,982 --> 00:33:47,903
我忘了,可惡,天啊,你為何不講?

601
00:33:47,903 --> 00:33:50,864
我以為你可能知,但只是想要些空間

602
00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:53,742
可惡,我正一不孝女
-不是

603
00:33:53,742 --> 00:33:55,494
不是,乖女
-我有無搞錯?

604
00:33:55,494 --> 00:33:57,079
怎會忘記?我忘了...

605
00:33:57,663 --> 00:33:59,122
是一時大意而已

606
00:34:00,374 --> 00:34:01,333
乖女,望住我

607
00:34:03,293 --> 00:34:04,503
不緊要

608
00:34:05,087 --> 00:34:06,088
不,很緊要

609
00:34:07,089 --> 00:34:08,297
愛麗斯

610
00:35:01,185 --> 00:35:03,187
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