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- 這樣可以嗎?
- 可以

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對了,做得好

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別再吱吱喳喳,由得我自己來

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嗨,當尼

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你怎會來?廢柴

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有心了

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你在偷懶嗎?扶住我

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聽住,地區檢察官今日會落案起訴姬絲

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我猜你或者會想...不知道呢,撤控

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聽我講,我知你點諗

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“怎會可能?她推我落山”

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你扮甚麼聲?

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我印象中你把聲是那樣

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聽住,我跟地區檢察官講過你有家暴前科

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肯定不只得我會那樣講

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所以或者撤控是雙贏

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你去死吧

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再想多次吧

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還是那一句

20
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你似乎未想清楚

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你和這婆娘都在浪費我的時間

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好吧,小心推車啊

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希望他不會康復吧

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我明白

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我仍覺得那樣嚴重不當

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我超憎他

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這封信真長

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粗口橫飛

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我不是寫給女議員,是弒母仇人

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是心瑪提議的

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她是我的新人生導師

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她不是曾經吞柔順紙而入院嗎?

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沒錯,但她只是以為
那樣就可以通過吹波仔測試

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難怪

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你寫信時有何感覺?

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舒服一點

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但我仍然滿腦子是那個人

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所以我去過他的家

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甚麼?

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我沒跟他說話,甚麼都沒做過
我只是...我不知道

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最近我覺得個腦就快爆

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所以你應該找我

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我不是說你將來不能跟他傾談

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但是需要努力的,而且結果總是不似預期

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應承我,你不會再去找他

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知道,我明白

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天啊,講出來啊,說你應承我

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我應承你

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奇怪,有種似曾相識的感覺

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- 嗨,愛麗斯
- 嗨

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多謝你過來,他腳痛

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給你熱敷,牛仔

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多謝

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在細路面前別這樣

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收養我吧

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做我的爺爺嫲嫲

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好吧,別忘記帶藥返工

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我不會忘記

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我忘了

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{\an8}勁啊,阿桑,簡直好味到改寫人生

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{\an8}(奇津巡洋艦)

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{\an8}你應該為自己感到驕傲

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- 嘉比,多謝你,我很開心
- 嘩

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- 怎麼了?你都要人讚?
- 沒錯

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- 但不是你煮?
- 沒錯

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- 你是司機?
- 太得人驚

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- 你有準備食物嗎?
- 甚麼意思?

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我猜你應該不識做顧客服務

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我不太鍾意人

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好吧,你的頭髮今日很有光澤

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過獎了

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- 我們成功了
- 沒錯

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好吧,我要快快吃完,而且不會付錢

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- 多謝你們請客啊,白癡
- 好吧

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- 拜
- 再見

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你手上有茄汁

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我可以要張紙巾嗎?

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三美元

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講笑而已

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- 好吧
- 是爸爸嗎?

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阿桑,嗨

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阿桑,你好嗎?

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老友,你好嗎?

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你辭掉我份工,跑去美食車打工?

85
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他其實是店主

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我想講你知的

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但想先等生意上軌道

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想我煮些給你們吃嗎?

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下次吧,我們已經吃飽了

90
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我吃了三個三層芝士漢堡

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噁心

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這實在太好了

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我不知可以講甚麼

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嘩

95
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好吧,我們要走了

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- 嘉仔,行得未?好
- 行得

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- 拜,爸爸
- 好,下次來探你

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- 拜,阿桑
- 拜,嘉咸

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見到家人真好

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(囚犯和訪客必須保持坐下)

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我仍然不敢相信
你居然沒講我知跟嘉比的事

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你有可能會放低此事嗎?

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沒可能

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好吧

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- 姬絲
- 嗨,好嗎?

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沒有了?我習慣你們每次見面都氹我開心

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- 她來了,監獄小姐
- 監獄女王

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橙色潮到爆

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好吧,夠了

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入正題,地區檢察官就快落實最終控罪

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若她決定告嚴重襲擊,可能只是八個月

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但若是二級企圖謀殺

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最多可能要五年

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對我來說無分別

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無分別?

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八個月,你尚可以租出公寓
或者嘗試劉海

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轉眼就過

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但五年...一樣轉眼就過

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(地區檢察官)

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我要接聽

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最近我跟拜仁四出聯絡你的朋友

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希望他們為你作出人格證供

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想幫手的人多到你會嚇一跳

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我知

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我家姐珍妮飛來了,我沒叫過她來

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知道,謝謝

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好吧,因為有家暴前科
加上當尼多次因重案被捕

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他們認為不能成功入罪

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所以州政府決定不起訴

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實在太好了

131
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我成功了,我贏了

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- 你甚麼都沒做過
- 我不理,都算數

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《誠實治療法》

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真是離譜

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{\an8}毀人一生居然不用受罰?

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{\an8}我罪有應得

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{\an8}不是

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{\an8}我同意你家姐的講法,姬絲

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{\an8}你真正需要做的是...

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{\an8}別再講甚麼“原諒自己”的廢話

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{\an8}我知你以為我想那樣講

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{\an8}但沒錯,我正有此意

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{\an8}姬絲,聽我講

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{\an8}我知道需要時間,但你最終會原諒自己

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{\an8}我不會

146
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{\an8}因為每當我閉上眼
腦海就見到他墮崖個樣

147
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{\an8}他對腳像頸巾般圍住他條頸

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{\an8}好痛,但好暖

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{\an8}別再幫口

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{\an8}姬絲,你留在這裏無益

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{\an8}跟珍妮返去溫哥華吧

152
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{\an8}但不可以,因為我所有東西都還在當尼家

153
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{\an8}拜仁會幫你取回

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{\an8}是嗎?

155
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{\an8}你講過要去叫他簽紙離婚

156
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{\an8}沒錯,他畫隻龜的時間

157
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{\an8}應該夠執拾一個女人成世人的財產

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{\an8}只要你肯,我讓你丟掉

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{\an8}我三件你最憎的衫

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{\an8}成交,即刻除下那件冷衫

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{\an8}這是我爸送的

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{\an8}因為他都知道它樣衰?

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{\an8}- 是因為他死了
- 至奇

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{\an8}姬絲,我們會幫你渡過難關

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{\an8}好吧

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{\an8}還有條褲

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{\an8}嗨,保羅

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{\an8}- 嗨,嘉比
- 嗨,嘉比

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{\an8}收線

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{\an8}你們不再上床,真是奇聞

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{\an8}我還下注買你們會持續到老

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{\an8}我還以為你們會好來好去

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{\an8}- 想要咖啡嗎?
- 食蕉吧,白癡婆

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{\an8}她不守規矩,保羅

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{\an8}唏,性感男

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{\an8}想買些藥嗎?

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{\an8}我只能藥債肉償

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{\an8}我認為你是故意漏低的

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{\an8}一場來到,我應該轉台到神經科醫生模式

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{\an8}確保你食得健康

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{\an8}轉台吧,姐妹,索到爆

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{\an8}那盒雪糕不是我的,是占美的

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{\an8}不是

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{\an8}見吧?壞人,從不幫你

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{\an8}丟落垃圾桶

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{\an8}我要走了

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{\an8}你明天還可以去見艾利略嗎?

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- 我準備好了
- 好吧

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艾利略是邊位?

190
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- 她老公
- 天啊

191
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你真是淫亂

192
00:09:03,919 --> 00:09:06,046
你們去掃墓抑或...

193
00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,384
不,占美,不是人人都喪偶的

194
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天啊,你們是三人行嗎?

195
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如果不是,想找個高大性感黑妹加入嗎?

196
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救命

197
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他有失智症

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住在老人院

199
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真是沉重,保羅

200
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你需要的話,我幾時都在

201
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嘩,原來你識顧人感受

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- 客氣一點
- 沒問題,保羅

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她又來了,保羅

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成熟一點吧,占美

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成熟一點吧,占美

206
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現在她跳住舞來罵我

207
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今日要睇人跳舞,只怪你精蟲上腦

208
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押韻押得妙

209
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天啊

210
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看看那些攣毛

211
00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,933
好似望住兩個椰菜娃娃接吻

212
00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,226
嗨,艾芬斯教授

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- 不好意思,他是接吻高手
- 明白

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康納似乎收拾心情得好快

215
00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:11,944
真不敢相信他這麼賣力吻那女生

216
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麗絲讓他在家中做愛

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別緊張,我跟心瑪的媽媽傾過,她無異議

218
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,992
我爸絕不會讓我那樣做

219
00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:19,827
天啊,白人真是狂野

220
00:10:19,828 --> 00:10:22,163
講開又講,今日很高興遇見他

221
00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:24,373
可惜當時已過了午餐繁忙時段

222
00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:25,958
無緣睇我們表演

223
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,543
不如明天我們把美食車

224
00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:30,087
- 開到他公司附近?
- 好啊,正

225
00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:33,467
嗨,各位,我爸問他可否過來消遣?

226
00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:37,429
不,他會破壞群體氣氛

227
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:39,973
知道,好吧

228
00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:44,770
搞錯啊

229
00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:52,985
我去散步一陣

230
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,904
你也不能見他,戴郎

231
00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:56,114
遵命

232
00:10:58,075 --> 00:10:59,076
搞錯啊

233
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,414
聽住,當尼有暴力傾向、喜怒無常

234
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,041
我們速戰速決

235
00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:09,962
原來你識跟人講這種事

236
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,799
朋友應該向彼此透露跟誰上床的

237
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,552
我在“尋找我的陰莖”程式分享了位置

238
00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:20,471
每次我爬到別人身上
你都應該收到手機提示

239
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,224
夠了,別扮男上女下吧

240
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,894
你們兩個白癡想點?

241
00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,813
我們是來執走姬絲的東西

242
00:11:28,814 --> 00:11:30,524
還要你簽離婚協議

243
00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:33,234
今日應該不會了

244
00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:34,820
我要問問新護士

245
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:36,864
老婆

246
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:44,287
姬絲,你怎會在這裏?

247
00:11:44,288 --> 00:11:47,623
- 我本來想打給你...
- 叫你們收皮和不要再來

248
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,376
對不起,多謝你一直...

249
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:54,881
- 別講
- 被人瞞住的感覺很難受

250
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,008
- 對吧?
- 拜仁

251
00:11:57,593 --> 00:12:00,179
有時是男上女下,但我會累

252
00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:10,022
嗨,靚仔

253
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,026
你記不起我都不要緊

254
00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:18,614
先生你是我的第一個真愛

255
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,574
我想介紹第二個你識

256
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:22,701
你好,艾利略

257
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:24,453
嗨

258
00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:30,083
我想講你知,我很感激
你讓我跟你太太拍拖

259
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,919
我不敢講自己無非分之想...

260
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,671
好吧,你講夠了

261
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,967
我可以坐低一陣嗎?

262
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:43,847
我是茱莉

263
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:47,851
我們留低跟你傾一陣,好嗎?

264
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,437
找到了

265
00:12:53,065 --> 00:12:54,565
很少男人會做得到

266
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,527
讚我是英雄吧

267
00:12:57,778 --> 00:13:00,154
探望他一定令你很難受

268
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:02,658
其實最近沒那麼難受了

269
00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:05,701
我獨力照顧他多年

270
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:06,995
那時很難受

271
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,081
看著他慢慢消失

272
00:13:10,082 --> 00:13:11,542
- 明白
- 沒錯

273
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:16,295
我萬般不想你再次受那種苦

274
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,382
天啊

275
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:21,592
你在做甚麼?

276
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:24,262
看看有無汽球會飄下來

277
00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:27,640
因為你已講過一百萬次

278
00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:30,268
聽我講,你已經在照顧我

279
00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:34,648
那些藥物、運動,你還丟掉占美的雪糕

280
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:38,192
我只會每況愈下

281
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:40,945
兩個情況完全不同

282
00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:43,740
你仍會是這個你

283
00:13:44,575 --> 00:13:47,159
嗨,弊,我轉頭返來

284
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,745
不,請進來,我需要你幫手評評理

285
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:50,789
真的嗎?好啊

286
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,749
- 我可以轉頭返來嗎?
- 不

287
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:57,962
你有否留意到,當男人遇到棘手的情況

288
00:13:57,963 --> 00:13:59,297
他們都會很自我中心?

289
00:13:59,298 --> 00:14:00,923
你對我的女王做過甚麼?

290
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,800
多謝你來評理

291
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,678
你知道保羅其實不想我加入學術界嗎?

292
00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,598
所以他還未問過我教書教成點

293
00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,892
- 保羅,是真的嗎?
- 保羅,你講

294
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,226
你教書教成點?

295
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:13,394
不算,太遲了

296
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,062
知道原因嗎?因為我們已經嬲你

297
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:18,149
聽住,我不知你做過甚麼

298
00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:21,235
但無論如何,你都要清醒一下

299
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,529
否則你我遇過最好的人

300
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,823
就會拖著她的美魔腿行出門口

301
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:28,534
沒錯,所以無論你要想通甚麼

302
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,912
不如你想清楚,別再浪費我的時間

303
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,081
別浪費她的時間,聽到未?

304
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,250
到底發生甚麼事?

305
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,628
30秒前,我還是英雄

306
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:40,005
因為你開口說話,傻佬

307
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,550
好味吧?

308
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,762
要去到新奧爾良才吃得到這麼正的三文治

309
00:14:47,763 --> 00:14:50,932
嘩,我爸唯一為我感到如此驕傲的那次

310
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,434
是因為我沒向媽媽講他搭上了保姆

311
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:54,810
這故事真感人

312
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,855
不要緊,我得到一個妹妹,是法國妹

313
00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:00,901
即使沒見到你,我都猜到是你煮的

314
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:02,652
可能因為是我教他

315
00:15:02,653 --> 00:15:04,070
過獎

316
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,696
不是你媽媽教你下廚嗎?

317
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,533
不,我有名師指導

318
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,076
正啊

319
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,412
我有點難受

320
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,958
你我以前的夢想就是一齊做這種事

321
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,670
天啊,如果我們有機會就好了

322
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:24,216
但其實是麗絲看得起我

323
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:26,259
我不能過橋抽板

324
00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:28,803
不,我無意...我尊重你的意願

325
00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:29,888
好吧

326
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:33,892
好吧,為美食車鼓掌吧

327
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,562
我個仔超有才華

328
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,941
我要去拿袋

329
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,818
我媽要我今晚返屋企

330
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:46,195
她嬲是因為她以為我偷了她的維柯汀

331
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:49,740
我有,但不是用來食,是用來賣

332
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,409
- 當然
- 沒錯

333
00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:53,245
留低陪愛麗斯吧,我去幫你拿

334
00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:55,956
多謝,寶貝

335
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:58,792
你是我的英雄

336
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,838
他又體貼又床技了得?

337
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,715
我不知道有這種人

338
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,719
我知你講過不介意我跟康納一齊

339
00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:10,304
但真的嗎?

340
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:11,804
天啊,當然

341
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,349
因為我的生活最近不太如意

342
00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:16,977
這令我很快樂

343
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:19,270
我很開心

344
00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:21,731
認真,你是專派陰莖的聖誕老人

345
00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:23,566
甚麼?

346
00:16:23,567 --> 00:16:24,902
天啊

347
00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:27,988
那就是真友誼

348
00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:32,491
嗨,姬絲,又是我

349
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:36,037
我知你認為應該懲罰自己,但你錯了

350
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,248
總之覆我電話吧

351
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:43,044
甚麼人會食回頭草

352
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,462
但每日都要忍受暴行?

353
00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,839
我不知道,我也忍受你啊

354
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,509
姬絲現在有難

355
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:52,595
你真的自戀到選擇在這時候

356
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:53,679
當自己是主角?

357
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,557
沒錯,自戀就是如此,占美

358
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,769
有勇氣視自己比別人重要

359
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,103
那不是自戀

360
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,397
破例一次,別那樣做,好嗎?

361
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:06,483
你總是那樣執著雞毛蒜皮的事

362
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:09,530
鬧大到質疑我們的整個友誼

363
00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:13,324
假如我們今日才相識,會成為朋友嗎?

364
00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:15,242
就是這樣了,你又再這樣做

365
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:19,704
聽住,我明白
我們在大學相識時,我很困惑

366
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,083
我當時是直男

367
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,627
我假裝成你喜歡的那種人

368
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:26,879
我們最近疏遠了

369
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,340
過去幾年我跟提雅投契得多...

370
00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:30,466
要拖提雅落水?

371
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,468
我忘了,你就像那些塑膠公仔

372
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,887
有人拉繩就會大叫“我老婆死了...”

373
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,180
有無搞錯?

374
00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,933
你知道以前她逢週三會來我家食飯嗎?

375
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:41,602
因為你有騎呢直男俱樂部活動

376
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,313
我們是搵人打籃球

377
00:17:44,273 --> 00:17:48,234
承認吧,你不再了解我
對我的人生一無所知

378
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,611
不認,因為不是事實

379
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,906
好吧,我老公做盛行?

380
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:57,494
我不鍾意用職業來標籤人

381
00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,414
是體面的職業

382
00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:02,456
算數,愛麗斯幾多歲?

383
00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:03,708
年齡只是數字

384
00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:08,504
- 是甚麼數字?
- 13、18、16、15...

385
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,423
- 我講中就叫停吧
- 那就順序講嘛

386
00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:12,800
- 好吧,我是甚麼星座?
- 山手水瓶座

387
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:16,721
沒錯,我是山羊水瓶座,全中

388
00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:18,472
誰是愛麗斯的契父母?

389
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:21,184
嘉比,還有她的道友老公

390
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:23,561
是你啊,拜仁,你是她的契爺

391
00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:24,645
頂

392
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,230
我欠她禮物

393
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,899
好吧,不如講最近?

394
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:31,235
我不斷講蜜月假期最正的是甚麼?

395
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,862
- 所有床事
- 太易答了

396
00:18:32,863 --> 00:18:34,280
回答我

397
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,866
假如我們今日才相識
你認為我們會做朋友嗎?

398
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,117
- 現在?
- 沒錯

399
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,745
- 這秒鐘?不用旨意
- 沒錯

400
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:42,748
- 你覺得搞笑?
- 沒錯

401
00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:44,290
我應該兜巴星你

402
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:47,419
幸好,我了解你

403
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:52,132
你啊,朋友,無膽去兜...

404
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:03,268
後門鎖了,拜仁,此路不通

405
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:11,693
好吧

406
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,278
好吧

407
00:19:16,532 --> 00:19:17,907
- 拜
- 我愛你

408
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:19,367
多謝你送我

409
00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:22,078
不行,你知道不回應我的後果

410
00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:23,204
別這樣吧

411
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:26,624
我愛我的女兒,愛麗斯

412
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:27,875
{\an8}各位,她就在那邊

413
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,043
{\an8}(終極格鬥錦標賽)

414
00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:32,171
白癡,你媽媽愛你啊

415
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,131
媽媽愛你

416
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:35,551
我是她的媽媽

417
00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:38,970
別忘記媽媽愛你啊

418
00:19:38,971 --> 00:19:40,430
哈囉

419
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:46,519
多謝你送我

420
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,728
你沒事吧?

421
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,565
沒事,想到入神而已

422
00:19:50,065 --> 00:19:51,525
同一件事,無法拋開

423
00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:53,986
我愛你

424
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:56,154
- 拜
- 拜

425
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:03,452
好吧,但積琪
我跟你的精神藥理醫生視像通話過三次

426
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,830
找最好方法去醫治你的產後問題

427
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:07,707
你為何停藥?

428
00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:10,501
我的朋友瑪莉莎說抗抑鬱藥

429
00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:12,753
會滲入“媽媽奶”

430
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,339
好吧,她顯然飽讀醫書

431
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:17,633
因為她說“媽媽奶”

432
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,178
她其實是我的脊醫

433
00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:21,012
好吧

434
00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:21,929
(正一婆娘)

435
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:24,182
我忍不住在筆記寫了“正一婆娘”

436
00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:26,726
老實講,我亦不太在意那個寶寶

437
00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:28,187
寶寶都是衰人

438
00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:31,814
- 改功課?
- 沒錯

439
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:35,777
這份是D-,呵欠樣,差到爆

440
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,283
你教書教成點?

441
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:46,245
很辛苦,但我很開心自己在教書

442
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:49,373
我也很開心,至今他們要聽我說話

443
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:52,169
否則我就罰到他們屁股開花

444
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,005
那就是做治療師的難處

445
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:58,509
你吩咐過病人要怎樣做

446
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:01,094
不代表他們會聽話

447
00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:23,282
- 你覺得我自私嗎?
- 覺得

448
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:24,492
我具體一點去講吧

449
00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:26,327
不需要,但隨便講

450
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:29,288
我從沒想過會期待6時起身開工

451
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,332
食客衰到爆

452
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:35,586
我個頭有陣蝦味,戴力剛巧鍾意蝦味

453
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:36,754
很辛苦

454
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:38,339
但我很鍾意那部車

455
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,507
那麼有何問題?

456
00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:43,554
問題是我想做個更好的人

457
00:21:44,096 --> 00:21:45,179
有時候吧

458
00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:46,597
有時我不會理

459
00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:47,557
我知道

460
00:21:47,558 --> 00:21:51,894
但現在我知道阿桑兩父子想一齊做

461
00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:54,230
我覺得自己搶走了

462
00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:56,525
你知道心理利己主義理論是甚麼嗎?

463
00:21:58,068 --> 00:21:59,610
- 我會當作不知道
- 沒錯

464
00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:03,823
但簡單來講,自利是所有行為的動力

465
00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:07,618
我們骨子裏都是自私的人

466
00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:11,247
甚麼會令我們快樂,我們都會做

467
00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:14,083
所以你的生活喜悅從何而來,由你決定

468
00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:17,086
是為別人做事嗎?

469
00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:18,547
抑或是為自己?

470
00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:22,926
- 一點用都無
- 太好了,我幫到手

471
00:22:26,555 --> 00:22:27,598
嗨,保羅

472
00:22:28,599 --> 00:22:31,058
戴力,麗絲老公

473
00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:32,603
你吃了幾多?

474
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:34,437
真是難為情

475
00:22:34,438 --> 00:22:35,898
但我也有點驕傲

476
00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:38,691
唏,保羅

477
00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:42,070
好極,我應該舉辦界線工作坊

478
00:22:42,571 --> 00:22:43,571
不會搞你

479
00:22:43,572 --> 00:22:46,574
戴力,我要借你部車,我約了人傾事情

480
00:22:46,575 --> 00:22:47,951
好極,我叫車返屋企吧

481
00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:50,746
我想你數自己行了幾多步

482
00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:54,333
我計算步數就會有獎勵

483
00:22:55,459 --> 00:22:56,793
但只可以要水果

484
00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:01,215
隨便批評吧,我很開心

485
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:05,635
我看著身邊的夫婦人數急跌,很多年了

486
00:23:05,636 --> 00:23:10,723
你還成功建立人生
而且跟似是噩夢般的人

487
00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:12,017
有怪莫怪

488
00:23:12,518 --> 00:23:14,353
她令我想起自己

489
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:20,901
我暴躁固執,當時未有柏金遜症

490
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:24,820
現在還有這女人,但她經歷過很多事

491
00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:28,283
我開始不知道我們在做甚麼

492
00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:34,581
你愛這個女人嗎?

493
00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:37,417
- 要討論嗎?
- 要

494
00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:39,086
隨便你

495
00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:41,713
我深愛她

496
00:23:43,090 --> 00:23:45,509
最珍貴的禮物

497
00:23:46,093 --> 00:23:48,136
你要盡最大努力去捍衛它

498
00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:51,681
聽我講,不困擾我的事,我會由得它

499
00:23:51,682 --> 00:23:54,559
如果有棘手的東西要踢走

500
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,060
我們就把它踢走

501
00:23:56,061 --> 00:23:59,106
我應該踢走柏金遜症?

502
00:24:00,649 --> 00:24:02,359
好提議,多謝

503
00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:08,407
你的確令我想起麗絲,沒錯

504
00:24:17,082 --> 00:24:18,292
嗨

505
00:24:20,169 --> 00:24:21,170
你鍾意綜合格鬥?

506
00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:23,004
甚麼?

507
00:24:23,005 --> 00:24:24,298
件衛衣好型

508
00:24:26,008 --> 00:24:28,718
- 是我媽媽的
- 你媽媽真型

509
00:24:28,719 --> 00:24:30,012
想要咖啡嗎?

510
00:24:31,430 --> 00:24:33,807
好吧,馬上有杯很普通的滴漏咖啡

511
00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,101
你真的不知道我是誰?

512
00:24:38,896 --> 00:24:41,690
抱歉,不知道,我在這裏工作時間不長

513
00:24:42,274 --> 00:24:43,358
我還以為你可能知

514
00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:46,278
因為你殺了我媽媽

515
00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:57,496
可否頂替我一陣?

516
00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:59,373
為甚麼?你想走人?

517
00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:00,709
不,我...

518
00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:03,252
我想好好傾

519
00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:04,463
我...

520
00:25:07,841 --> 00:25:08,884
你好嗎?

521
00:25:10,594 --> 00:25:11,719
問來多餘,對不起

522
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:16,016
我一直希望有機會跟你傾談

523
00:25:17,893 --> 00:25:19,061
我想道歉

524
00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:27,319
我知道不夠,也不對,我不知道點講

525
00:25:32,282 --> 00:25:33,783
我不敢想像你...

526
00:25:33,784 --> 00:25:35,118
收聲

527
00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:38,704
你收聲啊

528
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,082
好吧

529
00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:44,378
你去死吧

530
00:25:59,643 --> 00:26:01,602
我們應該去馬拉喀什

531
00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:02,688
好啊

532
00:26:04,273 --> 00:26:05,565
嗨,麗絲,你有事想傾?

533
00:26:05,566 --> 00:26:06,983
沒錯

534
00:26:06,984 --> 00:26:08,401
有好消息

535
00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:11,112
等等,我想看

536
00:26:11,113 --> 00:26:12,363
是關於新產品嗎?

537
00:26:12,364 --> 00:26:15,950
我想我們件衫寫住“這裏一蝦難求”

538
00:26:15,951 --> 00:26:16,909
我要件大碼

539
00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:19,913
不,有更好的事

540
00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:23,876
我把我的美食車股份賣了給你爸

541
00:26:25,711 --> 00:26:27,587
你們兩父子可以拍住上

542
00:26:27,588 --> 00:26:30,257
多謝甚麼心理主義

543
00:26:32,342 --> 00:26:33,343
你瘋了嗎?

544
00:26:34,303 --> 00:26:37,222
你知我跟我爸有幾多問題嗎?

545
00:26:37,806 --> 00:26:39,432
但我聽到你們在美食車說...

546
00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:41,601
我有個想法,為何不問我一句?

547
00:26:41,602 --> 00:26:42,768
唏,冷靜點

548
00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:46,647
不,我只想做好事,我絕對會取消的

549
00:26:46,648 --> 00:26:49,108
那麼他就會知道,我不想跟他一齊工作

550
00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:50,736
這是我們的心血

551
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:52,612
阿桑,等等

552
00:26:52,613 --> 00:26:54,656
不,你去死吧,麗絲

553
00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:57,075
可惡

554
00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:03,874
老公...

555
00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:06,543
多謝你來

556
00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:08,503
我很開心你來了

557
00:27:08,504 --> 00:27:10,087
沒錯,珍妮說不會再睬我

558
00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:12,465
除非我給你三分鐘去大發偉論

559
00:27:12,466 --> 00:27:13,883
開始未?

560
00:27:13,884 --> 00:27:15,844
即刻就要?好,我要專心

561
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:17,845
- 已經開始?
- 即刻

562
00:27:17,846 --> 00:27:18,764
好吧

563
00:27:20,432 --> 00:27:23,018
姬絲,信不信由你,我很清楚你的感受

564
00:27:23,519 --> 00:27:26,647
因為人生路上,我有太多事要原諒自己

565
00:27:27,940 --> 00:27:29,399
一點都不易

566
00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:32,611
有些日子,我覺得是不可能的

567
00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:36,531
但我肯定,你和當尼的事

568
00:27:36,532 --> 00:27:39,450
簡直是自毀,求你別望錶

569
00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:41,118
- 給我...
- 我要返去

570
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,455
不要緊,是我抵死

571
00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:53,047
每當我出現解決問題,腦海就有那種聲音

572
00:27:53,048 --> 00:27:54,966
不當?我們要嚴肅?

573
00:27:54,967 --> 00:27:56,593
不後悔,值得的

574
00:27:57,094 --> 00:27:58,094
可以讓我講嗎?

575
00:27:58,095 --> 00:27:59,720
你保證不會掌摑任何人?

576
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:01,473
睇情況吧

577
00:28:02,057 --> 00:28:03,100
姬絲

578
00:28:05,894 --> 00:28:07,436
我最近在思考友情

579
00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:12,692
朋友應該是了解你的人

580
00:28:12,693 --> 00:28:16,238
而且應該知道你老公做盛行

581
00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:21,367
但我發現我最近聽住你的朋友

582
00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:23,578
提供人格證供

583
00:28:23,579 --> 00:28:27,416
但你沒聽過,我認為你應該聽聽

584
00:28:29,585 --> 00:28:30,835
這封是奇娜寫的

585
00:28:30,836 --> 00:28:33,881
她說:“我在高中認識姬絲

586
00:28:34,798 --> 00:28:39,177
- 我初來甫到,很孤獨,而且...”
- 她救了我

587
00:28:39,178 --> 00:28:41,680
她總是拔刀相助

588
00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:45,851
對於當尼的事,我本應該幫她

589
00:28:47,477 --> 00:28:52,649
我去年流產,姬絲照顧我一整個週末

590
00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:57,696
我知道當尼會為此折磨她
但她只是以我為先

591
00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:01,992
你知道我最憎姬絲的甚麼嗎?我...

592
00:29:02,576 --> 00:29:04,077
好吧,我們別聽甸妮絲講

593
00:29:04,995 --> 00:29:06,120
總會有一個

594
00:29:06,121 --> 00:29:08,707
她不鍾意你唱K時曬歌喉

595
00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:10,459
她說得對,是事實

596
00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:12,169
你想自己讀嗎?

597
00:29:17,216 --> 00:29:20,636
“我比任何人都愛我的妹妹”

598
00:29:22,596 --> 00:29:27,601
“我以前認為要保護她
因為她充滿光芒”

599
00:29:30,521 --> 00:29:32,147
“當尼嘗試撲滅她的光芒

600
00:29:33,482 --> 00:29:38,195
但最終她的光芒比我想像中強大得多

601
00:29:39,988 --> 00:29:41,698
我很慶幸是如此”

602
00:29:47,955 --> 00:29:50,123
別聽我講,姬絲,聽她們講

603
00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:53,460
你意下如何?

604
00:30:00,676 --> 00:30:03,136
(搬運公司)

605
00:30:18,986 --> 00:30:21,153
你有想過這樣不恰當嗎?

606
00:30:21,154 --> 00:30:22,989
醫生和病人拍拖

607
00:30:22,990 --> 00:30:24,824
- 有啊
- 沒錯

608
00:30:24,825 --> 00:30:26,952
後來我們決定置之不理

609
00:30:28,328 --> 00:30:30,914
老實講,我根本不需要換醫生

610
00:30:31,790 --> 00:30:36,502
老實講,茜克斯醫生
她是比你優勝的神經科醫生

611
00:30:36,503 --> 00:30:39,214
真窩心,但也很無禮

612
00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:45,929
我想讓茱莉有機會只做我的女友

613
00:30:47,222 --> 00:30:49,807
你能以伴侶的身份陪他覆診

614
00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:52,476
而不是“世上最好的醫生”嗎?

615
00:30:52,477 --> 00:30:54,313
你不會再見到我

616
00:30:55,189 --> 00:30:56,899
我去拿登記表格

617
00:30:59,526 --> 00:31:01,527
- 我鍾意她
- 我看得出

618
00:31:01,528 --> 00:31:05,907
所以我們絕對會替你找個醜樣老伯醫生

619
00:31:05,908 --> 00:31:07,450
不

620
00:31:07,451 --> 00:31:09,745
讓你緊張一下亦無妨

621
00:31:15,292 --> 00:31:18,211
況且你的接吻技巧更勝她

622
00:31:18,212 --> 00:31:20,214
- 你看得真透徹
- 沒錯

623
00:31:23,509 --> 00:31:27,303
每當我回家見你,腦海就有那把聲

624
00:31:27,304 --> 00:31:28,764
嗨

625
00:31:29,765 --> 00:31:31,015
也是你的英雄時刻之聲

626
00:31:31,016 --> 00:31:32,184
它們很相似

627
00:31:33,310 --> 00:31:35,437
- 怎麼了?
- 占美來吃飯

628
00:31:36,271 --> 00:31:38,981
今日是星期三,所以我覺得...

629
00:31:38,982 --> 00:31:40,608
我們應該開展新傳統

630
00:31:40,609 --> 00:31:41,984
好吧

631
00:31:41,985 --> 00:31:46,113
我只想講,世事真有趣,你這種雙子座

632
00:31:46,114 --> 00:31:49,117
最終跟查理這樣的管理顧問一齊

633
00:31:49,785 --> 00:31:50,993
真是黐線

634
00:31:50,994 --> 00:31:52,453
我去拿多支酒

635
00:31:52,454 --> 00:31:53,539
好吧

636
00:31:56,708 --> 00:31:58,042
他是管理顧問?

637
00:31:58,043 --> 00:31:59,460
他的網站是那樣寫

638
00:31:59,461 --> 00:32:01,212
他有個網站?

639
00:32:01,213 --> 00:32:02,964
博酒萊村莊級

640
00:32:02,965 --> 00:32:06,384
- 2019年,由你開瓶吧
- 好吧

641
00:32:06,385 --> 00:32:09,303
你可以裝飾芽苗菜嗎?

642
00:32:09,304 --> 00:32:11,515
我相信在法語是菜仔的意思

643
00:32:35,163 --> 00:32:37,249
可惡...

644
00:32:41,378 --> 00:32:42,628
嗨

645
00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:44,046
我爸要我戴上這隻錶

646
00:32:44,047 --> 00:32:47,426
叫我圍住這街區行四次,他就可以食生果

647
00:32:49,887 --> 00:32:52,013
- 你沒事吧?
- 有事

648
00:32:52,014 --> 00:32:54,390
別要我說話,我不想說話

649
00:32:54,391 --> 00:32:56,851
- 我不想談
- 不要緊...

650
00:32:56,852 --> 00:32:58,395
不要緊

651
00:32:59,396 --> 00:33:02,232
有我在,我可以點做?

652
00:33:06,612 --> 00:33:07,613
等等

653
00:33:08,530 --> 00:33:09,531
你想點...

654
00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:12,367
吻我

655
00:34:12,094 --> 00:34:14,096
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