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唏

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你餓嗎?

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大鑊...

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我做錯事,對不起

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不是你的錯,只是我...
天啊,我真是豬狗不如

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你不是

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心瑪是我最好的朋友
你知道嗎?絕對不能讓她知道

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絕對不能讓任何人知道,我...

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早晨啊,大佬,蛋治新鮮送到

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你有睡嗎?

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- 有啊
- 我們出去吧,今日天氣超好

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他不敲門?

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有新鮮蛋治就不會

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你應該看看阿桑的表情

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他嬲到爆,而且很沮喪

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跟我發現第三次陀仔時一樣

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唏,別太怪責自己

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有誰未賣過公司

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給拍檔疏遠的父親?

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- 你為何要那樣說?
- 因為你講笑嘛

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我以為現在是講笑模式,所以我...

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- 我能講笑,但你不能...
- 好吧,冷靜,來吧

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過來攬攬,對不起,來吧

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來吧...沒事的,明白嗎?

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- 頂
- 對

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既然你塊面在我胸前,我可以講笑嗎?

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不行,但我鍾意

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你應該看看麗絲的表情

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- 老友,我嬲到失控
- 唏,人誰無過?

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聽我講,在我的低潮期

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我嗨到超大
吃了愛麗斯的半份生物科作業

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不能怪我,她用甘草糖製作人類基因模型

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她拿到D,但很好味

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多謝你總是這麼明白我

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沒想到我居然呼喝她

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頂

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大鑊

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可能我餘生都要避開麗絲

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我試過,行不通的,阿桑

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她總會找到你

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唏,你膝頭流血

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- 不要問
- 發生甚麼事?

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天啊,我說不要問,你聽不明哪個字?

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抱歉,乖女

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- 你很怕她吧?
- 又如何?你都怕麗絲

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當然,她很得人驚

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真是難收科

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不是

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我知道你可以點收科

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所以占美說我應該帶她來見你

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占美一開口真有好帶挈

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一定很好玩,因為我從未做過心理治療

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- 講都無人信
- 出招吧

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《誠實治療法》

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{\an8}我知你認為那樣做是為我著想

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{\an8}我不應該發脾氣,對不起

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{\an8}不,我應該先跟你商量

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{\an8}很對不起

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{\an8}- 我們和好如初
- 好吧

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(恐怖鄰居賣股份)

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做得好

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(阿桑有情緒反應,他們言歸於好)

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{\an8}麗絲,我會儘量真誠地講

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{\an8}我很高興你來了

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{\an8}就是那樣?

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{\an8}怎麼了?你想我除褲用屁股鼓掌?

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{\an8}好吧

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{\an8}- 他收你幾多錢?
- 分毫不收

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{\an8}聽上去很合理

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{\an8}多謝你

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{\an8}真是好主意,我鍾意吃冬甩多過行山

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{\an8}救命,看看這個寶寶

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{\an8}要行足全程,這個男或女嬰肯定捱不住

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{\an8}男或女嬰?她件冷衫是粉紅色
上面寫住“愛美麗”

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{\an8}- 輪到我
- 好吧

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{\an8}嗨,你真可愛

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{\an8}你昨天那樣對我講過

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{\an8}如果人人都可愛,即是無人可愛

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{\an8}你很有做老豆的料子,查理

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{\an8}別把你的鼓勵生育計劃
加諸我們身上,占士

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{\an8}我們在拍拖時已有默契

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{\an8}我們兩個都不想要細路

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{\an8}不,是你不想要細路

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{\an8}我說不要細路都沒所謂,不是我不想要

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{\an8}- 你是誰?發生甚麼事?
- 不如讓他們慢慢傾

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{\an8}為甚麼?是傾心事時刻

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{\an8}- 所以要迴避
- 不用

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{\an8}我想要寶寶

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{\an8}但如果沒有

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{\an8}我會做為婚姻犧牲的英雄

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{\an8}我都可以是英雄,因為我至少有扮考慮過

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{\an8}真是勇敢

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{\an8}你們想的話
可以跟我們的領養代理人見面

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{\an8}- 是我的朋友
- 那就太好了

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{\an8}當然要拜仁願意

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{\an8}查理,別講笑,拜仁是英雄嘛

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{\an8}弊,沒錯,有人開大大

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{\an8}- 我想幫手換片,好嗎?
- 好,謝謝

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{\an8}來吧,臭豬仔

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{\an8}“你很有做老豆的料子,查理”?

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{\an8}別怪我,是你不肯跟我絕交

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{\an8}還有陣味

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唏,小子

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你爸爸大舉重返你的生活裏

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所以我們不能一直逃避

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你們有傾過嗎?

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他到底知道你住邊嗎?

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搞錯啊,保羅,你上週問過我

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看我的表情就知,答案是不

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好吧

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為何經常提起我爸?

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是這樣的,我知你爸
做過一些傷害父子感情的事

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但你未講我知

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我點會知?

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我做這一行十世了

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你為何嘗試在廚房輔導我?

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你和占美以前經常在辦公室以外傾

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- 我應該試一下
- 在辦公室的三米外?

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凡事總是始於一小步

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說吧

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抱歉,我要去開工

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你為何還未走?

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因為我在你的書檯櫃桶大便

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別緊張,我漏低鎖匙而已

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所以我好憎行出辦公室

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(你中計了)

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嗨,跟麗絲傾得如何?

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她沒在我的書檯大便,所以算是成功吧

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我還未引到阿桑談他爸爸的事

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我甚至試過在辦公室外傾

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好嘢,你嘗試“占美”他

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我的病人是那樣形容
我的非傳統方法,所以...

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- 我絕不會用那兩個字
- 放長雙眼看

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唏,阿桑和我關係還很好

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你想我再試試引他談爸爸嗎?我...

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不行,別再插手

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你不再是他的治療師

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別多管閒事

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知道了,保羅,我不會多管閒事

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- 聽住先
- 甚麼?我做得到的

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- 我沒管很多閒事
- 舉個例子

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我從沒玩過室內單車健身

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- 我都想有更好的例子
- 我了解你

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阿桑一有需要,你就會出手

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你就是不能忍手

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大腦叫我別做的事,我就可以不做

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{\an8}為何有張紙寫住“我在這裏小便了”?

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哪裏?

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{\an8}豈有此...給我

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{\an8}- 保羅,你寫的嗎?
- 是你的黐線鄰居

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我擔心阿桑

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跟他爸一齊工作

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他很快就會情緒失控

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(奇津巡洋艦)

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超好味,你吃過未?

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當初趕走你,我都很難過

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但我早知你需要嚴厲的父愛,知道嗎?

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我的意思是,看看現在的你

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看看現在的我們,對吧?

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你媽起初有點害怕

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我說:“不行,你要讓他做個男子漢”

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沒事吧?

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我沒事

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我很愛那部美食車,卻白白放棄了它

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- 真替你難過
- 我知,很難頂

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我跟毫不在乎我的人上床

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所以現在要爆入他間屋,取回我的東西

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包括我最鍾意的震蛋

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- 真難頂
- 貴嗎?

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貴啊,很多都是我們夾錢買

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我明白你們的心情,查理想生仔

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- 那不算是煩惱
- 沒錯,生仔正啊

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- 要就要吧
- 誰要生仔?

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- 拜仁
- 完全不見肚

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- 我不會生仔
- 你一定會

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婚姻就是那樣

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其中一個想要就大局已定

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你們不生兒育女就遲早分手

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可能你們會想到辦法

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因為你跟查理情比金堅

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我想要一個戴力

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那麼我有個天大的巧合給你

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他是我舊時在公司的老友

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戴歷

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嗨,各位,麗絲

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- 嗨,老友,最近好嗎?
- 見到你真好

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- 你好香
- 過獎

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你總是這麼香,好吧

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好吧

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你肯定不信,剛才嘉比說想...

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- 收聲
- 甚麼都不要,她甚麼都不想要

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- 不要?
- 沒錯

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聽似是大話,但我贊成

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- 我們在這裏吃,抑或...不
- 不...

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- 這裏愁雲慘霧
- 沒錯

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我們戴力派鍾意開心

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順帶一提

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想要個戴歷並無不妥

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- 好吧
- 再次恭喜你生仔

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- 我不會生仔
- 好吧

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- 真期待他的寶寶
- 沒有寶寶,半個都無

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我要喜事沖喜,否則我會一蹶不振

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我差點想在浴缸爆喊隊酒

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我想那樣做,我指跟你一齊飲

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我會躺在浴缸的另一端

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我們促膝詳談

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那樣“十趾緊扣”

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- 我們的浴缸夠大
- 我知道

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- 即刻去吧
- 天啊,等等,不行

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00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:56,012
我們講過不會這樣做,我們不要意志消沉

211
00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:57,763
我們會積極

212
00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,140
我有啊

213
00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:00,266
為了氹自己開心

214
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,935
我要去狗場替瀕死的狗狗影相

215
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,270
你真識搞氣氛

216
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:07,315
網站上的照片很難看

217
00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:09,483
我要拍些靚相,吸引人領養牠們

218
00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:11,861
- 你也要去
- 不用旨意

219
00:10:11,862 --> 00:10:14,572
我會把你的寶寶事件當作是真煩惱

220
00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:15,781
是真煩惱啊

221
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:17,618
- 仍然不是
- 沒錯

222
00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:41,182
- 到底搞邊科?
- 對不起...

223
00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:43,851
只是當你輕拍手指,我就知你有煩惱

224
00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:46,771
但保羅和我有共識
兩個治療師都給建議對你無益

225
00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:49,023
- 所以我不會插手
- 一定很爽

226
00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:52,818
你拋棄我,如果我崩潰就不能怪你
如果我情況好轉

227
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,154
- 是因為你把我交給名師
- 嘩

228
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:59,158
你成功用一句話令我內疚
還把我說得下流賤格

229
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,576
- 我是故意的
- 唏

230
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,662
真不敢相信我要叫車去練習

231
00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:03,746
我們應該買部車給我

232
00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:04,998
我們會付錢嗎?

233
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,169
她會感到很內疚
因為她會發現我正準備去

234
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,587
看一部我想買給她的二手車

235
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:14,131
你現在不跟她講
是因為想遲些令她難堪?

236
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,467
做老豆就是如此,寶貝

237
00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:17,594
好吧,遲些見

238
00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,471
你想跟我一齊去嗎?

239
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,516
就當是散心?

240
00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:24,268
好,又何妨?

241
00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:27,895
好吧,靚女

242
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,941
放鬆,輕鬆地笑給我看

243
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:34,360
- 不是你
- 我知,但承認我做對吧

244
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,028
好吧,幫我找隻眼神善良的

245
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,947
牠們對眼全部一樣

246
00:11:37,948 --> 00:11:41,326
就像大大粒騎呢波子,而且在批判你

247
00:11:42,286 --> 00:11:43,578
好吧,找到了

248
00:11:43,579 --> 00:11:45,454
你是時候影相了

249
00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,748
- 我知道
- 你到底見過狗嗎?

250
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:50,042
- 牠有三隻狗的重量,好,坐低
- 天啊

251
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,044
好吧

252
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:53,921
查理和我不能有小朋友,我們太忙了

253
00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,756
現在是星期二下午3時,你身在這裏

254
00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,551
我有權做“雙無”的

255
00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,261
雙份收入,無仔女

256
00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:02,096
我們可以用那筆錢環遊世界

257
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:04,265
毛伊島、尼泊爾、巴黎

258
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:06,809
我肯定巴黎根本不准寶寶入境

259
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:07,727
准啊

260
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,897
他們只是抽煙,而且不准搽止汗劑

261
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,190
我有個主意,我們帶牠們去公園吧

262
00:12:12,191 --> 00:12:13,357
他們准我們那樣做?

263
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,443
可以,你是狗場最大的捐款人

264
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,612
- 甚麼?
- 我捐了兩千美元賀你結婚

265
00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:18,946
兩千美元?

266
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,657
夠我買電動單車啊,麗絲,或者換過對腳

267
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:24,202
- 你對腳好靚,來吧
- 你講中我想聽的,好吧,出發

268
00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:25,204
牠識跳

269
00:12:26,205 --> 00:12:27,206
唏...

270
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:31,459
- 我似乎擋住你部車,抱歉
- 不要緊,戴歷2號

271
00:12:31,460 --> 00:12:34,629
況且很好笑,我還以為你會開跑車

272
00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:36,464
是嗎?未免太似渣男吧?

273
00:12:36,465 --> 00:12:39,425
那幅黑超看上去已經很渣了

274
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,093
- 甚麼黑超?
- 嘩

275
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,346
我要去執返,是配方眼鏡

276
00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:44,472
- 你需要它
- 對

277
00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:46,849
- 我可以幫你拿嗎?抑或...好嗎?
- 謝謝

278
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,851
- 我替你執返渣男黑超
- 麻煩了

279
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:51,062
- 小意思
- 好吧,這裏有甚麼?

280
00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:54,315
有一隻牙刷、幾個靚胸圍

281
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:57,735
- 有夾心餅,正
- 好吧,其實不是我的

282
00:12:57,736 --> 00:13:00,656
但是我應得的,全憑我徹底拋開尊嚴

283
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,909
這盒是分手東西,我是過來人

284
00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:07,870
- 想知我怎樣報復前度嗎?
- 講吧

285
00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:10,122
我掛住她多個月,傷心了很長時間

286
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,874
- 她受不住
- 我想也是

287
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,501
我仍然偶爾幫她餵貓

288
00:13:13,502 --> 00:13:15,003
- 她知衰了
- 她得到教訓

289
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:19,257
- 是我的手機
- 但你正拿住手機

290
00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:21,133
那其實是我另一部手機

291
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,719
在震蛋下面的那部?

292
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:27,474
哈囉,嘉比的公事手機,她會覆你電話

293
00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:29,225
你最鍾意哪個?

294
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:30,142
- 我鍾意紅色
- 這個

295
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,894
- 沒錯,很正
- 你怎稱呼它?

296
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:32,854
靈靈狗,因為它...

297
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,399
- 又大又紅
- 像紅色巨犬

298
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,652
(慢駛)

299
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,447
這條路封了,你們要繞路走

300
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,740
你們不能封鎖整條路

301
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,202
就是因為“種族歧視潘”的家要裝修

302
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,328
你們可能稱呼她阿潘

303
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,498
- 我們也知她叫“種族歧視潘”
- 幫幫忙,移開雪糕筒吧

304
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,835
算數,馬路解封

305
00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:57,920
馬路封閉,太遲了

306
00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,298
你何必這麼衰格?

307
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,508
你是猛男?你奈我們甚麼何?

308
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,636
喂,冷靜,阿桑...不值得的,專注呼吸

309
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:06,804
呼吸,喂

310
00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:09,140
阿桑,返上車,喂

311
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:10,600
返上車啊,阿桑

312
00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:12,436
求求你,阿桑

313
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:17,232
求求你,睇在我份上

314
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,319
真是大鑊

315
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,737
那班人知道我們住邊了

316
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:23,863
不會吧

317
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:26,115
你在一個街區外泊車,要我們徒步返來

318
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:30,244
因為我成世人未見過這麼高大的人類

319
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:31,495
- 他的確大隻
- 阿桑

320
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:34,583
我不知發生甚麼事
腦海一片空白,就像以前那樣

321
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,752
我最近整天跟爸爸一齊工作

322
00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:39,171
我只是很緊繃

323
00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:42,299
為甚麼?

324
00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:50,349
剛從阿富汗返來時...

325
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:52,935
我覺得一切都不妥

326
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:57,564
我找不到理由繼續活下去

327
00:14:58,607 --> 00:14:59,608
然後...

328
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,319
他表現得一切如常

329
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,905
聽我講,的確很難頂

330
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:08,283
但你不能怪責你爸看不穿你的心事

331
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,869
我有講他知,我很辛苦

332
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:14,122
你知道有幾難開口嗎?

333
00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:18,252
我哀求他幫我

334
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,170
你知道他點做嗎?

335
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:22,713
他說我會放得低

336
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,173
那是甚麼廢話?

337
00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,843
他不肯傾

338
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:29,303
但我開始撩事鬥非,跟人打架

339
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,597
然後他開始耍甚麼嚴父手段

340
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,807
他趕我出門口

341
00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:36,602
現在我情況好轉,他就當自己是英雄?

342
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,063
以為全是他的功勞?

343
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,692
我明白你的意思,阿桑

344
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:46,320
你當時很痛苦,你爸令你失望,我明白

345
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,781
喂,情況很複雜,明白嗎?

346
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,701
- 他是好人,聽到未?
- 我知,我明

347
00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:53,870
- 他愛我,明白嗎?
- 我知道

348
00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:56,289
他為我辛勤工作,我累他受了很多苦

349
00:15:56,290 --> 00:16:00,168
所以我不想聽到你講我爸壞話

350
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:02,211
我明白,我不會再說半句,聽我講

351
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,381
我們坐低,坐低靜一陣

352
00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:11,430
- 對不起
- 不要緊

353
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,074
多謝你

354
00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:42,878
我想知阿潘點裝修間屋

355
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,843
看看你,跟牠真登對

356
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,846
我感覺到牠的睪丸在我的大脾上,好熱

357
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,516
你根本就愛牠,就像你會愛寶寶一樣

358
00:16:56,517 --> 00:16:57,684
我做不到,麗絲

359
00:16:58,644 --> 00:17:00,311
我自知不會是好爸爸

360
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:01,979
冷靜點,雙無

361
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,525
- 做人父母...
- 牠應該要新鮮空氣

362
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,402
大鑊

363
00:17:08,779 --> 00:17:09,946
喂,嘩,狗啊

364
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:13,866
嘩...

365
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,617
我妹妹一打來就說

366
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:18,371
“你肯定不會相信發生甚麼事”
然後只是碎料

367
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:20,539
我媽在超市甩假髮,諸如此類

368
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,791
- 假髮是會甩的,沒錯
- 沒錯

369
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,876
- 唏,你們還未走?
- 嗨

370
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,213
嘉士伯,你不是要教書嗎?

371
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,382
不如在我的新朋友面前,別那樣叫我吧

372
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:31,384
- 為甚麼?
- 遲些至講

373
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:32,802
- 很好玩,對
- 好,多謝

374
00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:36,765
好吧,但他說得對,我要去啟蒙莘莘學子

375
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:39,934
好吧,聽似不錯

376
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:41,477
- 很高興認識你
- 我也是

377
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,646
- 好吧,阿力
- 好吧,歷次方

378
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:47,067
- 戴返渣男黑超
- 正啊

379
00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:51,070
- 你一定會跟他拍拖
- 甚麼?不會

380
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,697
- 你知自己想上他
- 我太忙了

381
00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:55,283
老實講,經過占美一役,我還在療傷

382
00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:56,367
- 我知
- 目前為止

383
00:17:56,368 --> 00:18:00,454
對我來說最有益的,就是鎖住妹妹

384
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,915
- 喂,別往下望
- 怎麼了?是你向它揮手

385
00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,917
- 因為是我的妹妹
- 對不起,隨便你

386
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,670
我要去找鉸剪,而不能問麗絲在哪裏

387
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:10,716
所以要找足一日

388
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,970
你爸真的不會讓你紋身?

389
00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:17,388
他不能阻止我一世

390
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:20,183
我應該紋在這裏,還是那裏?

391
00:18:20,184 --> 00:18:22,393
我不知道,你認為呢?

392
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:24,103
我認為兩個位置都好

393
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,606
你半眼都沒有望她

394
00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:29,943
等等...

395
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:33,989
這裏有些不妥

396
00:18:38,744 --> 00:18:39,785
我忘了拿牛油果醬

397
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,371
牛油果醬少不得

398
00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:45,666
- 她肯定知道
- 她不知道

399
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,628
- 我求你保持淡定
- 我很淡定

400
00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:50,796
我淡定有錢剩

401
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,007
不是這樣用的

402
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:56,719
- 我的銀包遺留在你房嗎?
- 不,但那間房永遠不會乾淨

403
00:18:56,720 --> 00:19:00,014
- 被我們做的事玷污了
- 豈有此理

404
00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:02,517
- 嗨,爸爸
- 嗨,我要出去,需要些甚麼嗎?

405
00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,019
不,愛你

406
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,146
我也是,拜,康納

407
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,481
愛你

408
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:09,691
其實不愛,對不起

409
00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:11,944
好吧

410
00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:13,695
喂啊

411
00:19:14,363 --> 00:19:16,239
你一定不會驚訝

412
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,658
你爸沒跟我們講過你會來

413
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:20,535
因為不關你事,占美

414
00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:23,121
這裏是我的孤獨堡壘

415
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:25,706
- 她很幽默吧?
- 沒錯

416
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:27,042
似足麥瑟爾夫人

417
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,168
怎麼了?我有看電視的

418
00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,712
美格要做主題演講

419
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,214
談永續能源

420
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,423
- 加州理工學院
- 天啊

421
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,717
- 沒甚麼大不了,不
- 是大件事

422
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,386
別講笑了,我很期待

423
00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:40,054
唏,我要跟你傾幾句

424
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:41,305
我去...

425
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:43,642
我聽到“可惡”就會回來

426
00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:47,563
點?

427
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,439
阿桑向我講了跟他爸爸的事

428
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,775
我努力不插手,但他差點跟人打架

429
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,151
他沒事

430
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:56,238
然後他...沒錯,算是向我講了

431
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,907
阿桑處於低谷時,曾向他爸爸求助

432
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:03,411
他爸爸置之不理,完全沒理會他

433
00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:06,707
他在沒有任何提示之下講你知?

434
00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:10,877
沒錯

435
00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:15,256
他只是說,跟他爸一齊工作很緊繃

436
00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,425
然後...就是這樣

437
00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:20,094
我回應了一句“為甚麼?”

438
00:20:20,095 --> 00:20:22,221
- 你說甚麼?
- “為甚麼?”

439
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,764
- “為甚麼?”
- “為甚麼?”

440
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,600
- 你問“為甚麼?”
- 我問“為甚麼?”

441
00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:27,643
我們為何要不停重複?

442
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:31,022
我問得很隨意,只是一句“為甚麼?”

443
00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:33,691
- 豈有此理
- 他當時很激動,保羅

444
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:36,068
我無時間叫他閉上眼

445
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,945
幻想一大個黑旋風

446
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:40,948
是烏雲,我知你知道的

447
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,159
好吧,我早知開車過來是自討苦吃

448
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,493
但我照來,知道原因嗎?

449
00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:47,456
因為我最重視的是幫到阿桑,你呢?

450
00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:50,208
我了解他,你到底有看我的個案筆記嗎?

451
00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:51,585
你不用回答

452
00:20:52,503 --> 00:20:55,547
因為你不會再聽我講任何事

453
00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:57,716
我們應該合作

454
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:01,928
就像蝙蝠俠和羅賓那樣做拍檔

455
00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:04,055
你甚至可以做蝙蝠俠,你把聲似足他

456
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:07,141
- 我要你付出代價
- 連口吻都似足蝙蝠俠

457
00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:09,352
保羅,你為何還這麼嬲我?

458
00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:12,563
你仍想教訓我嗎?因為我知衰了

459
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:13,856
我搞垮了阿桑

460
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:17,318
但請別講我知,你嬲是因為他向我傾訴

461
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,404
他不願跟你講的事

462
00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:22,699
請話我知,你沒那麼自負

463
00:21:26,954 --> 00:21:28,163
再見了,占美

464
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:31,457
保羅

465
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,584
可惡

466
00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:36,839
你似乎比我預期開心

467
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:41,093
我可能終於贏一次了

468
00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:43,803
講我知是甚麼滋味吧

469
00:21:43,804 --> 00:21:44,929
我還在消化中

470
00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:48,224
- 不如你講加州理工的事吧
- 天啊

471
00:21:48,225 --> 00:21:50,518
不行,我會嘔的,我不能談此事

472
00:21:50,519 --> 00:21:52,520
- 真的嗎?你緊張?
- 沒錯,非常緊張

473
00:21:52,521 --> 00:21:54,063
是...我的演講...

474
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:57,441
太長了

475
00:21:57,442 --> 00:22:00,320
嘩,好吧,做得不錯

476
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,531
但這一點把結構主義和功能主義混淆了

477
00:22:03,532 --> 00:22:05,408
- 這間屋好靚
- 過獎了

478
00:22:05,409 --> 00:22:08,327
但你做不好這份作業
就不會住這種大屋,明白嗎?

479
00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:11,581
- 所以專心吧
- 知道

480
00:22:11,582 --> 00:22:13,291
- 但的確很正吧?沒錯
- 沒錯

481
00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:15,544
所有浴室都有發熱地板,所以...

482
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:18,672
- 我有時會坐在地上
- 正

483
00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:22,425
- 唏
- 抱歉

484
00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:24,093
我不知你在忙,我長話短說

485
00:22:24,094 --> 00:22:27,805
我滿腦子都是你鎖上妹妹

486
00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:29,849
認真?好吧,她叫奇莎

487
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:31,976
即使你細細聲,她都會聽到的

488
00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:33,394
你不肯跟他上床?

489
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,229
繼續做功課

490
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:38,316
- 好極,她以為我們有路
- 正啊

491
00:22:38,317 --> 00:22:41,903
聽住,我覺得另一個戴歷對你有益

492
00:22:41,904 --> 00:22:45,449
是因為你總是照顧別人

493
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:50,287
所以可能是時候讓人照顧你

494
00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:52,163
我傳了他的號碼給你

495
00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:53,706
- 你應該打給他
- 甚麼?喂啊

496
00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:55,791
我們都不知道你們會否有結果

497
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:59,004
但嘉仔,你是值得快樂的

498
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:02,799
你真有心

499
00:23:03,592 --> 00:23:05,260
- 多謝你
- 你是最好的

500
00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:06,928
我都想要一個戴力

501
00:23:06,929 --> 00:23:08,430
人人都想要

502
00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:12,308
我們有一隻狗了,你還未可以見牠

503
00:23:12,309 --> 00:23:14,268
因為牠隻腳要縫針

504
00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:17,271
- 還要做一個超貴的眼部手術
- 很期待

505
00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:19,482
- 拜仁,這位是史華
- 嗨

506
00:23:19,483 --> 00:23:22,194
是米高的領養代理人朋友

507
00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:25,071
這麼快手?

508
00:23:25,072 --> 00:23:26,447
- 沒錯
- 嘩

509
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:30,701
那麼,到底要怎樣開始?

510
00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:33,704
其實呢,如果你們想知
我們有甚麼寶寶存貨

511
00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:35,414
我的車尾箱有幾個

512
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:36,999
- 甚麼?
- 講笑

513
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,210
我鍾意幽默一點

514
00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:42,839
我千里迢迢從塔扎納開車過來
可以借洗手間一用嗎?

515
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,131
在走廊盡頭

516
00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:45,508
感激不盡

517
00:23:45,509 --> 00:23:46,717
查理,對不起

518
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:48,636
我整天都在想寶寶的事

519
00:23:48,637 --> 00:23:51,098
我連狗都照顧不來

520
00:23:52,057 --> 00:23:54,225
- 恐怕未準備好
- 不要緊

521
00:23:54,226 --> 00:23:55,978
我不應該突然邀請史華來

522
00:23:56,687 --> 00:23:57,521
我...

523
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:00,607
我為何如此害怕坦白?

524
00:24:03,944 --> 00:24:05,863
我真的很想做爸爸

525
00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:10,325
我想聖誕節有三隻聖誕襪

526
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:14,996
而且我想開車時望向後座說

527
00:24:14,997 --> 00:24:17,541
“我對天發誓,我巴不得把這部車轉頭”

528
00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:21,712
而且我想跟你一齊做爸爸

529
00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:24,756
你內心不是也想要這些東西嗎?

530
00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:26,758
當然

531
00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,678
你們無廁紙了,單聲你們知

532
00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:32,054
多謝你,史華

533
00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:34,390
當你的伴侶有如此強烈的願望

534
00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:35,558
你怎能拒絕?

535
00:24:35,559 --> 00:24:37,894
拜仁,做人父親超正

536
00:24:37,895 --> 00:24:40,146
在頭六年,你講甚麼,他們都相信

537
00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:42,565
你最鍾意在萬聖節扮雪兒吧

538
00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:44,192
- 沒錯
- 好吧,我想你幻想一下

539
00:24:44,193 --> 00:24:46,986
抱住打扮成桑尼的寶寶四圍走

540
00:24:46,987 --> 00:24:50,240
天啊,寶寶有二撇雞嗎?抑或要買?

541
00:24:51,909 --> 00:24:55,119
講笑而已,但我只是75%肯定自己在講笑

542
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,621
我一定會差到壞

543
00:24:56,622 --> 00:25:00,374
我是一個膚淺的自戀狂
被自己的虛榮心俘虜

544
00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:02,543
雖然我很愛自己...

545
00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:04,670
我很刻薄,又諸多成見

546
00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,215
我跟我爸一樣

547
00:25:07,216 --> 00:25:10,134
你們都知道,在做父親方面,他不算勝任

548
00:25:10,135 --> 00:25:11,594
我當初跟你一樣

549
00:25:11,595 --> 00:25:14,639
我很害怕,說永遠不要孩子

550
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:18,893
幸好戴力有種奇怪的本事,他望住你對眼

551
00:25:18,894 --> 00:25:22,230
跟你說不會有事的,你每次都會信他

552
00:25:22,231 --> 00:25:23,689
然後你就會爆喊

553
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:28,362
幸好我有聽他講,因為當你誕下那個寶寶

554
00:25:28,946 --> 00:25:31,280
- 在你的情況就是開箱...
- 嘩

555
00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:33,241
你就會忽然明白

556
00:25:33,242 --> 00:25:35,535
拜仁,你給自己太多煩惱了

557
00:25:35,536 --> 00:25:38,956
但你已經是我遇過最有同理心的人

558
00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:41,082
當你見到有人很需要你

559
00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:43,544
你會吸一口氣,伸出援手

560
00:25:44,461 --> 00:25:46,004
你以為做爸爸還需要甚麼條件?

561
00:25:47,381 --> 00:25:48,924
- 多謝
- 酒來了

562
00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:50,508
我想看他表演

563
00:25:50,509 --> 00:25:52,719
阿力,他想要特餐

564
00:25:54,513 --> 00:25:55,931
好吧,拜仁,望住我

565
00:25:57,349 --> 00:25:58,433
無論如何...

566
00:26:00,769 --> 00:26:02,938
一切都會安好的

567
00:26:05,399 --> 00:26:06,275
他中招了

568
00:26:06,984 --> 00:26:08,234
我中招了

569
00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:09,361
你沒事吧?

570
00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:14,283
你睡不著?

571
00:26:15,909 --> 00:26:16,994
因為病人的問題

572
00:26:17,786 --> 00:26:18,787
我早應該料到

573
00:26:19,288 --> 00:26:20,454
你為何不去睡?

574
00:26:20,455 --> 00:26:22,665
演講令我很緊張

575
00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:24,168
你一定會講得很精彩

576
00:26:24,835 --> 00:26:25,961
我想喝一口

577
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,469
我在擔心一個小子

578
00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:38,639
有很多未解決的父親問題

579
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,517
天啊

580
00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:42,311
是我嗎?

581
00:26:44,271 --> 00:26:46,439
聽似是胡言亂語

582
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,858
但我幾週前跟他講

583
00:26:48,859 --> 00:26:51,945
若你不正視自己的過去...

584
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:55,573
它就會再浮面

585
00:26:55,574 --> 00:27:00,036
我有種揮之不去的預感,會有壞事

586
00:27:00,037 --> 00:27:01,162
遲早會發生

587
00:27:01,163 --> 00:27:02,455
現在你識通靈?

588
00:27:02,456 --> 00:27:05,166
當你跟我一樣做這一行多年

589
00:27:05,167 --> 00:27:08,212
就會察覺不妥

590
00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:11,882
未處理的創傷

591
00:27:17,137 --> 00:27:19,473
避開的衝突

592
00:27:22,601 --> 00:27:24,061
(葛妮)

593
00:27:26,522 --> 00:27:28,690
響了兩下,正一婆娘

594
00:27:33,403 --> 00:27:38,033
那些舊時的過錯會悄悄重現

595
00:27:39,117 --> 00:27:40,702
反咬我們一口

596
00:27:49,044 --> 00:27:50,379
聽似很瘋狂吧?

597
00:27:51,088 --> 00:27:52,296
有點吧

598
00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:54,131
但現在是適當時機去講你知

599
00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:56,759
媽媽會來看我的演講

600
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:58,303
她在逗留的期間...

601
00:27:59,471 --> 00:28:00,848
也想見你

602
00:28:01,431 --> 00:28:02,683
好極

603
00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:05,184
我想問你一件事

604
00:28:05,185 --> 00:28:09,940
你認為我自大嗎?

605
00:28:12,109 --> 00:28:14,319
對不起,我以為你在開玩笑

606
00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:17,738
這個嘛,讓我想想

607
00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:20,283
有一次,你沉迷於工作

608
00:28:20,284 --> 00:28:22,870
18年來沒養育我

609
00:28:23,871 --> 00:28:25,539
你講一句“是”就夠

610
00:28:29,084 --> 00:28:32,044
我很贊成你晨早8時送咖啡來

611
00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:34,047
但我不禁會猜想

612
00:28:34,798 --> 00:28:37,592
- 你是晨型人嗎?
- 沒錯,這是我今日第三場了

613
00:28:37,593 --> 00:28:39,927
- 我們可能不會合拍
- 明白

614
00:28:39,928 --> 00:28:42,013
但我的焗爐裏已有些楓糖煙肉

615
00:28:42,014 --> 00:28:43,472
所以歡迎你留低

616
00:28:43,473 --> 00:28:47,768
我還有齊《魔戒》配樂的嬉哈混音版

617
00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:50,271
30分鐘長,所以播完後,我就要去返工

618
00:28:50,272 --> 00:28:52,773
壞消息是,我要佔用15分鐘的約會時間

619
00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:56,694
去換一件胸脯沒那麼集中的衫
如果你不介意

620
00:28:56,695 --> 00:28:58,696
因為我的病人會受不住

621
00:28:58,697 --> 00:29:01,658
- 令人分心,沒錯,絕對會
- 是嗎?多謝

622
00:29:02,242 --> 00:29:04,243
- 你有望到?
- 只是一眼

623
00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:06,580
- 真搞笑
- 不錯

624
00:29:07,164 --> 00:29:08,831
一定是我妹妹打來

625
00:29:08,832 --> 00:29:11,501
- 把手機給我,讓我來
- 好吧,祝好運

626
00:29:11,502 --> 00:29:13,878
喂,這是嘉比某某的辦公室

627
00:29:13,879 --> 00:29:15,838
- 她未能接電話
- 正

628
00:29:15,839 --> 00:29:17,132
抱歉,甚麼?

629
00:29:17,841 --> 00:29:19,468
我怎樣跟自己塊面上床?

630
00:29:20,427 --> 00:29:22,261
- 對,你應該跟她談
- 給我

631
00:29:22,262 --> 00:29:24,222
你到底想點?我正有個早餐約會

632
00:29:24,223 --> 00:29:26,766
媽媽遇到車禍,正在留院

633
00:29:26,767 --> 00:29:29,144
因為你一直避開我,我只講那麼多

634
00:29:30,479 --> 00:29:31,729
- 對不起
- 不

635
00:29:31,730 --> 00:29:33,606
其實如果情況嚴重,她就不會收線

636
00:29:33,607 --> 00:29:35,274
- 但我要走了
- 好吧

637
00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:36,651
幫我一個大忙吧

638
00:29:36,652 --> 00:29:38,611
你可否去焗爐拿出楓糖煙肉

639
00:29:38,612 --> 00:29:40,238
然後打開所有窗

640
00:29:40,239 --> 00:29:41,739
那麼不會滿屋都是楓糖煙肉味

641
00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:43,783
- 簡稱煙肉就得,你趕時間
- 還有密碼

642
00:29:43,784 --> 00:29:46,494
門鎖密碼是80085

643
00:29:46,495 --> 00:29:48,579
沒錯,像英文的“胸脯”,不能講出去

644
00:29:48,580 --> 00:29:51,332
煙肉、窗、胸脯

645
00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:52,500
- 講給全世界知
- 多謝

646
00:29:52,501 --> 00:29:54,837
還有,好好享受音樂

647
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:00,925
我的寶貝

648
00:30:00,926 --> 00:30:02,594
- 你應該去探你媽
- 沒錯,拜

649
00:30:07,349 --> 00:30:09,059
甚麼...是誰唱的?

650
00:30:26,577 --> 00:30:28,244
- 你搞甚麼鬼?
- 我不知道

651
00:30:28,245 --> 00:30:30,747
我有預感你是來叫我執拾房間

652
00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:37,880
我的確很自大

653
00:30:38,672 --> 00:30:39,797
我知道,沒錯

654
00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:42,049
{\an8}你塊面佔滿整本書的封面

655
00:30:42,050 --> 00:30:44,178
本書是我寫的,不是嗎?

656
00:30:45,888 --> 00:30:51,475
平時我才不會理阿桑

657
00:30:51,476 --> 00:30:53,853
向你傾訴他爸的事,但沒跟我講

658
00:30:53,854 --> 00:30:56,022
但我之前問過他

659
00:30:56,023 --> 00:30:59,192
我完全忘了問過他,就好像...

660
00:30:59,193 --> 00:31:01,485
又如何?我經常忘記事情

661
00:31:01,486 --> 00:31:04,488
- 所以我才抄筆記
- 我也是

662
00:31:04,489 --> 00:31:05,574
但是...

663
00:31:06,158 --> 00:31:07,159
因為...

664
00:31:08,827 --> 00:31:12,121
因為柏金遜症,越來越難...

665
00:31:12,122 --> 00:31:13,373
而且...

666
00:31:16,919 --> 00:31:20,339
我怕我的情況會越來越差

667
00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:23,675
不可能,保羅

668
00:31:26,637 --> 00:31:27,971
我向你保證

669
00:31:29,431 --> 00:31:32,225
到時我會講你知

670
00:31:32,226 --> 00:31:35,102
你不會想聽,還會擺出那副表情

671
00:31:35,103 --> 00:31:37,606
你可能會對我說刻薄的話

672
00:31:38,941 --> 00:31:39,942
但我還是會講你知

673
00:31:40,776 --> 00:31:42,486
我現在講你知

674
00:31:43,195 --> 00:31:44,404
真衰,老友...

675
00:31:46,281 --> 00:31:47,574
你還是行內最好的

676
00:31:54,581 --> 00:31:55,582
我知道

677
00:31:56,500 --> 00:32:01,379
我要為有時很難頂而道歉

678
00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:04,215
我知你以為我從不聽你講

679
00:32:04,216 --> 00:32:05,592
我有東西想給你看

680
00:32:06,176 --> 00:32:08,929
但不要得戚

681
00:32:12,057 --> 00:32:13,892
我仍然有跟老雷見面

682
00:32:15,394 --> 00:32:16,853
都是因為你

683
00:32:16,854 --> 00:32:18,146
你有一個朋友

684
00:32:19,273 --> 00:32:20,357
我令你有一個朋友

685
00:32:21,191 --> 00:32:23,067
我收口了,但可以傳張相給我嗎?

686
00:32:23,068 --> 00:32:25,070
不,我們開工吧

687
00:32:26,363 --> 00:32:31,201
我在看你給我的阿桑個案筆記

688
00:32:32,619 --> 00:32:36,372
沒錯,你一傳給我,我就看了

689
00:32:36,373 --> 00:32:38,416
別再笑

690
00:32:38,417 --> 00:32:41,544
當他抽離現實時,腦海會一片空白

691
00:32:41,545 --> 00:32:42,629
是甚麼意思?

692
00:32:43,463 --> 00:32:46,507
好吧,毛孩尼克,這是你第一次約玩

693
00:32:46,508 --> 00:32:47,633
警告你一聲

694
00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:52,514
叫麗絲的人類會嘲笑你的眼罩,所以...

695
00:32:54,183 --> 00:32:55,434
有何貴幹?

696
00:32:57,644 --> 00:32:58,729
你怎會在這裏?

697
00:32:59,521 --> 00:33:01,731
對不起,愛麗斯漏了銀包

698
00:33:01,732 --> 00:33:03,775
- 我正打算放入信箱
- 給我

699
00:33:04,693 --> 00:33:05,694
好吧

700
00:33:09,156 --> 00:33:10,365
可以問你一件事嗎?

701
00:33:13,785 --> 00:33:16,288
- 他們還好吧?
- 你在講笑嗎?

702
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,167
沒錯,對不起...

703
00:33:27,382 --> 00:33:28,383
等等

704
00:33:31,803 --> 00:33:32,930
他們正在好轉

705
00:33:34,348 --> 00:33:35,432
我們個個都是

706
00:33:38,727 --> 00:33:39,770
多謝你

707
00:33:43,232 --> 00:33:44,233
你沒事吧?

708
00:33:48,445 --> 00:33:49,446
沒事

709
00:33:51,615 --> 00:33:52,950
我沒事

710
00:34:03,085 --> 00:34:04,086
喂

711
00:34:51,592 --> 00:34:53,594
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