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勁啊

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- 那才似樣
- 終於入球,天啊

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你搞邊科?

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我們想輕鬆睇波,他就想掃興

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講沉重話題

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你遲早要告訴你爸,他怎樣令你失望

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搞錯啊,老友

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我早就講過他專掃興

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- 不會發生的
- 好吧

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會發生的,你準備好就會

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但在你準備好之前,我已決定
從現在起,我們兩個都會輔導你

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但建議你晚上8時後別打給保羅

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因為上次他接電話時,正跟茱莉浸浴

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你的浴缸有幾大?

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不太大

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有料到

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但你的治療還是由我話事

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就當我是聖誕老人,而占美就是...

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別說我是精靈,保羅,我比你高大得多

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你可以做隻馴鹿

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不是紅鼻子那隻吧

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是後面其中一隻二打六,例如馬伕

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馬伕不是照顧馴鹿的,保羅

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馬伕和馴鹿完全扯不上關係

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在我梳理好之前,怎樣面對

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每日要跟我爸一齊開工?

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愛他就夠

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善意就是一切

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當你準備好時,懷著善意跟他傾

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自然會順利

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球賽繼續

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除非占美現在想我談我爸了

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他應該很少攬你

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沒錯

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你們試過嘴對嘴接吻嗎?

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經常都有

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天啊

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- 唏
- 嗨

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抱歉,我遲到,我剛才要見我媽
她遇上意外,但無事

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她開車時撞向拖車,其實是鏟上拖車

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好消息是

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拖車司機直接把車送去車房

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好吧

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好吧...

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知道甚麼最離譜嗎?

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我妹妹想我說服就快盲的阿媽

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去醫好對眼

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搞錯,為何事事都要我出馬?

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我要教我媽用智能手機
安排她做物理治療

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幫她擺脫健康產品傳銷,那其實是...

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抱歉,要打斷你,我們開始未?

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我們昨晚大吵一場,我很想討論此事

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是我錯,現在是你們的時間

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隨便講,好吧,因何事吵架?

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是這樣的,他想要時
我總有香口膠傍身,但...

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我想要時,他從來都沒有

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我不鍾意口袋裏有東西,而且...

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算了

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怎麼了?你們不好意思
因為你們的事太無聊?

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- 沒錯,有點
- 正是

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不必,我有收你們錢的,繼續吧

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來吧,拋開它

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馬克,你為何不鍾意口袋裏有東西?

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我不是她的手袋

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我的手機、香口膠和牙箍盒,東西不多

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抱歉,還有太陽眼鏡、蛋白棒

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和充電器

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有無搞錯?

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別耍我吧

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- 唏
- 水機似乎壞了

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是嗎?你認為有何不妥?

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肯定是壓縮器移位,阻塞過濾器鉸鏈

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- 我點知?
- 如果你今日諸事不順

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我們稍後去麗絲家飲酒,你都去吧

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別用這種充滿希望的眼色

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我控制不到,它們愛發夢

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占美,拜託
我一直想友善地說我需要空間

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現在是我主場

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佔上風的不是你

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未必,因為我曾在上,我們才會搞成這樣

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- 我很掛住你
- 收皮吧

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寶寶穿牛仔靴?

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這麼細就跳脫衣舞?

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這種諸多意見的語氣,化灰我都認得

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麥哥?天啊,嗨

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過來吧,嗨

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嘩,你一點都沒老過

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這句開場白不錯

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而且很瘦,你看似可能身子抱恙

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天啊,太過獎了

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多久沒見?25年?

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慢慢講我知,你過得如何?

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做了很多正嘢

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有細路

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有石頭

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你還有影相嗎?你以前精於攝影

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有啊,最近我影野生動物

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- 沒甚麼大不了,只是...
- 你好

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不是一齊買酒和零食嗎?

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怎會變成你給我購物清單
我一人去搜羅和付錢?

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因為那是我的購物方式

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那麼若我買錯芝士,別怪我

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- 你買錯芝士?
- 沒錯

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- 唏,我叫占美,是麗絲的打雜
- 唏,我叫麥哥

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- “麥哥利”的簡稱?
- 不是

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真可惜

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你們點識?

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- 舊朋友
- 炮友

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兩樣我都至鍾意

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見到你真開心

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我也是,麗絲絲

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不要講...

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麗絲絲

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我叫你不要講啊

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我沒有古怪,我保證無事不妥

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真的嗎?甚麼都可以講我知

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我唯一接受不到講大話
因為我不鍾意有秘密

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- 現在是我的誠實時代
- 唏

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心瑪,那是我的裇衫嗎?

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我在一個籃裏找到的

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我沾了閃粉,是我不好,老細,我去換衫

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- 麻煩了,心瑪
- 小事

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- 天啊,你憎她
- 我不是憎她

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只是憎她講和做的一切

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我很欣賞你這一點

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如果嘉比在場就好了

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但多得占美可憐自私的陰莖

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她再次缺席

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我的陰莖既不可憐也不自私

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它處事樂觀,總是以人為先

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原來你的陰莖似足Elmo?

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同一個色,但聲音更低沉

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替我搔癢...

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夠了,別再這樣...

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我細佬把聲似巨人安德烈

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嗨,小姐,有人要陰莖嗎?

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有人想吃買錯的芝士嗎?

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我吃一些,麗絲絲

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我們碰到一個人叫她麗絲絲

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你碰到麥哥?

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你有打算講我知嗎?

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小事一宗

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甚麼?我不知道發生甚麼事

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- 我以為無事可以激嬲戴力
- 我不是呷醋

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我的意思是,我不在乎
她識我之前跟誰上過床

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大學男友或藍尼卡維茲都好...

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認真?

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我一直以為他是藍尼卡維茲

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他很久都沒糾正我

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但是那個麥哥很乞我憎

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又講了

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如果她叫他一齊私奔,他會二話不說答應

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然後消失,呼一聲不見蹤影

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- 實在太不敬,對吧?
- 沒錯

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對

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- 喂啊
- 對不起

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真的很對不起

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- 嗨,爸爸
- 太好了,你找到銀包

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沒錯,可惜裏面仍沒有信用卡

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可以借錢給我買學校用品嗎?

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甚麼學校用品?

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牛肉漢堡?

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- 聽似應該買
- 沒錯

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- 唏
- 嗨

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對不起,我無得揀

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- 你無得揀...
- 你這個淫娃

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- 可惡
- 頂

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喂,冷靜

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我個胸

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喂,心瑪,動口不動手

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你說過他似足噴泉的小便男孩雕像

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但你還是跟他搞上床

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心瑪,等等

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別跟住我

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- 你沒事吧?
- 我沒事

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康納傷心

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我就開心

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《誠實治療法》

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{\an8}唏,你個胸沒事吧?

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{\an8}好痛

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{\an8}所以我從不得罪紅髮族

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{\an8}我滿手都是閃粉

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{\an8}是我抵打

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{\an8}我真是人渣

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{\an8}唏,別鑽牛角尖

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{\an8}在開始傾談前

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{\an8}你要知道,我是對性愛持正面態度的爸爸

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{\an8}真嘔心,不行,我不想傾

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{\an8}謝天謝地

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{\an8}你認為是甚麼問題?

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{\an8}我的意思是
你從來不似對康納這麼有興趣

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{\an8}我不想討論

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{\an8}好吧

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{\an8}我還以為我們的關係開始變得

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{\an8}可以分享任何事

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{\an8}你真的那樣想,抑或你想令我內疚?

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{\an8}兩樣都是不行嗎?

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{\an8}平時我在這時候
會發脾氣走人,但現在我很痛

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{\an8}你想我代勞嗎?

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{\an8}- 好
- 搞錯啊,爸爸

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{\an8}老實講,我都想多點回家

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{\an8}但我妹妹總是處處針對我

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{\an8}你知道嗎?以前是道友的人
總是諸多意見,很難搞

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{\an8}原來你從小照顧道友,然後嫁給道友

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{\an8}有趣

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{\an8}觀察真敏銳,保羅,難道我沒察覺嗎?

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{\an8}聽我講,我明白你的家庭問題

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{\an8}我女兒來這城市演講

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{\an8}現在她跟我的做作女婿
還有我的前妻都在我家

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{\an8}他們肯定在密謀用寒暄煩死我

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{\an8}你的前妻是怎樣的?像茱莉一樣索?

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無人索得過茱莉

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答得好,我會向女王匯報

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好嘢,她索到爆

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聽我講,我知你講過需要空間

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我無意踩...

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你可以暫停一陣嗎?

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- 為甚麼?
- 讓我先走人

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我很厭倦這個亂局

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- 好吧
- 人人都厭倦

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人人即是誰啊?保羅,公司只得我們三人

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嘉比,聽我講,我很需要你幫愛麗斯

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我有聽聞胸襲事件

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真是奇聞,兩個索女為康納大打出手

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那個可憐純情男不知自己在19歲最有魅力

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我想知愛麗斯為何那樣做
但她不肯跟我傾

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你沒嘗試令她內疚吧?

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我不會那樣對細路

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我很用力令她內疚

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你為何總是自我中心?

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你想再做朋友?

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真朋友會講出難以啟齒的真話
所以你聽清楚

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愛麗斯需要感到被愛
帶她出街,氹她開心吧

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讓她知道不是世界末日

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你不必知道她為何搭上閨密男友

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她知道原因就得

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況且無人要聘請你教大師班

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教選擇炮友要訣

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我知你想奚落我
但你知道那個班會爆紅的

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你不用車我

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別講笑了,我樂意到極

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你想開學第一日就打扮成這樣?

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十足十疑犯掃描那樣

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心瑪肯定已把我的事爆通天

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我是時候做校園淫娃了

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其實呢...

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你扣返好安全帶

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甚麼?為甚麼?

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好吧

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紋身?認真?

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還有幾星期,你就18歲了

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無論我批准與否,你應該都會紋身

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全中

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但我本來想紋在你看不到的地方

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據我所知,你應該已經紋了

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你未免笑得太大聲吧

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給你的,古縮先生,吃點東西

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你肯定是聖人

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衰過跟保羅一齊的東西只得一樣

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就是跟舊時的保羅一齊

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幸好他怕我

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恭喜你

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原來你在這裏

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蘇珊和茱莉一見如故,太好了

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正到爆,狄夫

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希望她們會討論我的床上表現吧

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- 好吧,你好...
- 斟杯紅酒給我

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好,馬上到

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遲暮之年,每刻都是福氣

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奇雲來了

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他為何叫你奇雲?

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他想阻止我出現,但他不會得逞

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- 嗨,美麗的茱莉
- 拜仁

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你一定是美麗的蘇珊,幸會

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- 我鍾意他
- 對,他很有魅力

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抱歉,我遲到,我剛才有約

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我收到你的全大楷電郵

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答案是不,你不能控告鄰居的鼓樂聚會

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每週都有啊,奇雲

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好吧,各位,拿好酒杯,我們要玩猜啞謎

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爸爸至愛

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- 猜啞謎是甚麼?
- 我點知?

283
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聽住,趁你未去玩,我修改了家庭信託

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- 只欠蘇珊簽名
- 蘇珊

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梅遜出世時,我們就應該這樣做

286
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但保羅忙住避開我20年

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- 你真幽默
- 過獎

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- 她很幽默
- 超幽默

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沒錯,嗨,狄夫

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我剛才想講...

291
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- 收聲
- 好吧

292
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你一定要救走我

293
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不,別拖我落水

294
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我不會

295
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各位,抱歉,我要去奇雲的辦公室簽名

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出了些問題,他會解釋原因

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我需要保羅在公證人面前

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- 簽名...
- 真麻煩

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我唯一認識的公證人行不動
我們要去找他

300
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真是悲情故事

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天啊

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- 嗨
- 是麥哥嗎?

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代我打聲招呼

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麥哥這名字很白癡

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你還好吧?

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這裏難頂到爆

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戴力在折磨我

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康納又變返怨婦模式

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- 媽媽
- 乖仔,甚麼事?

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可以去你房看電視嗎?

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當然,我超愛你

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天啊,弱雞到爆,你好嗎?

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作好最壞打算,但你知道嗎?我們掂的

314
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,280
我們是堅強的黑人女子

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好吧,這次姑且放你一馬

316
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- 收到
- 拜

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00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:33,206
你以為有那個超大水樽

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你就好巴閉嗎?

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關你屁事?貝利先生

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頂

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00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,337
你在等邀請函嗎?

322
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:41,506
抑或忘了這是你屋企?因為你從沒來過

323
00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:43,300
未入門口就串我?

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她逢人都串

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- 收聲吧,貝利先生
- 對,出少句聲吧

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- 搞錯
- 搞錯

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似足飛濺山操作員

328
00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:54,310
爸爸,你半眼都不望?

329
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:56,647
不望,但聽和聞上去都很正

330
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搞掂

331
00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:01,360
- “TL”是甚麼意思?
- 我媽的簡稱

332
00:15:02,528 --> 00:15:04,195
唏,媽媽的紋身是甚麼意思?

333
00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:07,698
踩滑板的骷骼骨,有特別意思嗎?

334
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,325
其實有啊

335
00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:12,663
代表她當晚很醉,所以...

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00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,748
你要紋嗎?給你買一送一

337
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,376
我恐怕對特價紋身無興趣

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00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:22,046
爸爸,如果你我都紋上
媽媽的簡稱,我會很開心

339
00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,549
你想令我內疚嗎?

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00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:24,967
求求你吧

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00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,427
頂

342
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,140
好吧,剛才在你家發生甚麼事?

343
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:36,144
- 不關你事,有心
- 別這樣,你可以講我知

344
00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:37,855
我們身在保密區

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00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:41,816
你試過背住伴侶出軌嗎?

346
00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:44,610
我不知你有幾熟悉加州同志圈

347
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,822
但我們很支持一夫一妻制

348
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,241
在1960年代是相反

349
00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:51,450
是嗎?

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00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,703
事先聲明,我從沒對查理不忠

351
00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:57,123
蘇珊和我太年輕就結婚

352
00:15:57,124 --> 00:16:01,170
美格剛出世時,我的事業平步青雲

353
00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:05,757
出書、巡迴演講,諸如此類

354
00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:08,468
我們日漸疏離

355
00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:10,803
原來你跟普通男人一樣

356
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:14,640
我無興趣聽你對我的故事加鹽加醋

357
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,975
沒錯,明白

358
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:19,062
我們大吵一場,冷戰多日

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00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:24,902
有一個早上,她打去我的酒店房道歉

360
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:30,657
但她不知道當時有另一個女人在我的床上

361
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太驚訝

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00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,327
抱歉

363
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:38,874
我承認出軌,她很快就帶走了美格

364
00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:44,338
我羞恥到完全沒有反抗

365
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,924
我不知她為何現在想見面

366
00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:49,550
何不直接問她?

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00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:53,095
因為凡跟往事有關的,我都無興趣

368
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,555
原來你害怕

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00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,016
我不是怕

370
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,559
是恐懼

371
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,021
跟害怕是同一意思

372
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,652
我愛痛苦

373
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,154
好吧

374
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:13,075
送我回家吧,奇雲

375
00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:20,039
爸爸...

376
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,124
爸爸

377
00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:23,252
只是一支針嗎?

378
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,046
是一支針嗎...

379
00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:29,675
答我,是一支針嗎?我只想知有幾多支針

380
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:33,052
她對眼很嚴重

381
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,887
她要做白內障手術

382
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,765
我怕她搞到自己周身傷

383
00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:38,724
她總是露出一邊胸

384
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,768
其實媽媽經常露胸,她引以為傲

385
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:43,187
你都知道她固執吧,她未必會聽我講

386
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,564
拜託

387
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:47,275
她一定會說:“嘉比,我的心肝寶貝

388
00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:50,903
你攰嗎?來靠在我露出的胸吧”

389
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:51,905
好吧

390
00:17:52,406 --> 00:17:55,533
- 是我的心肝寶貝
- 媽媽

391
00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:58,912
- 媽媽
- 見到你真好

392
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,540
你的髮型真靚

393
00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,917
見吧,我早講過她對眼有事

394
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,253
天啊,講少句

395
00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:10,590
只是15分鐘,不用麻醉的小手術
你到底怕甚麼?

396
00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:12,592
我知他們會割開眼球

397
00:18:12,593 --> 00:18:14,051
否則點入去醫隻眼?

398
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,386
我不想他們入去

399
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:16,387
那就不准再開車...

400
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,097
- 好吧
- 你用甚麼態度...

401
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:19,432
- 等等
- 你危害道路安全

402
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:20,349
甚麼?

403
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:24,229
媽媽,求你做手術吧,睇在我份上

404
00:18:25,898 --> 00:18:27,274
好吧,睇在你份上

405
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:31,653
但我不想戴眼罩,我不是海盜

406
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,530
好,講多謝吧

407
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,698
然後我會說“別客氣”

408
00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:36,950
你去死吧,嘉比

409
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,745
別客氣

410
00:18:44,625 --> 00:18:46,834
狗場不用我的狗相

411
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:50,130
他們說自己用手機影完擺上網易得多

412
00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:51,924
很離譜吧?

413
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:54,050
好吧

414
00:18:54,051 --> 00:18:56,761
我知你鍾意無聲懲罰我

415
00:18:56,762 --> 00:19:01,308
但記住如果超過兩日,我就會開始享受

416
00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,186
週末至傾

417
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,188
頂,我開口了

418
00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:09,065
唏,康納

419
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:10,858
我有個想法,心瑪的事

420
00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:13,569
你何不感恩你們有過

421
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:16,155
美好和深刻的九天?

422
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,408
- 是十天
- 更有意思

423
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:22,828
但你要有正面的頭腦返大學

424
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,665
我的意思是,就快開學,對吧?

425
00:19:25,457 --> 00:19:26,959
上週開學了

426
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,169
我跟心瑪一齊得太開心

427
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,463
我覺得要留低挽救關係

428
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:33,757
求你別嬲我

429
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,010
我感覺到你嬲

430
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,263
我不是嬲

431
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:41,056
但我需要新鮮空氣

432
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,897
- 嗨,麗絲
- 天啊,去到邊都見到他

433
00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:52,651
你看,是我跟愛麗斯的父女紋身

434
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,819
是提雅的簡稱

435
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:57,405
起初我以為會很棘手
因為到我再次拍拖時

436
00:19:57,406 --> 00:19:59,365
手臂上有另一個女人的簡稱

437
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,618
但我發現這樣跟人講我喪妻也不錯

438
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:03,579
占美,現在不是時候

439
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,080
沒事吧?

440
00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:07,373
呼叫麗絲絲

441
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,375
麗絲絲,你沒事吧?麗絲絲

442
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,544
你不能收斂一下嗎?

443
00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:14,922
算數,愛麗斯怎會
想要迷你紋身,你知嗎?

444
00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:18,259
是因為我,我有迷你紋身

445
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:21,972
是我代你養育她時,跟她一齊想出來的

446
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:24,807
你知道我剛發現甚麼嗎?

447
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:27,602
康納已經開學,但他沒返學

448
00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:31,814
他在我的廚房哭哭啼啼
因為你女兒跟他上床

449
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,983
搞垮了他的一切

450
00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:36,194
- 慘了
- 慘了...

451
00:20:36,195 --> 00:20:38,196
- 一點都不似我的語氣
- 似到十足十

452
00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:39,864
聽住,出軌的是康納

453
00:20:39,865 --> 00:20:45,370
你真的以為康納能揀跟誰上床嗎?

454
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,664
- 不
- 我就快癲了,占美

455
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:52,752
每當我有那種感覺,都跟一個人有關

456
00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:54,212
沒錯,就是你

457
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:57,632
十萬個多謝你把阿桑帶進我的人生

458
00:20:57,633 --> 00:21:01,552
所以我可以創業和尋找人生目標

459
00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:02,637
“去找你的目標吧”

460
00:21:02,638 --> 00:21:07,058
現在搞出超級爛攤子,我還要收科

461
00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:10,728
- 你不能怪我,是你...
- 我未講完

462
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:14,690
你完全搞垮了我們的朋友圈
拜你的飢渴陰莖所賜

463
00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:19,487
可能它不可憐自私,但是超飢渴

464
00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:20,780
- 不要緊
- 然後...

465
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:23,241
你還得罪了阿潘的建築工人

466
00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:25,660
現在他們扔玻璃樽去我們的花園

467
00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:29,997
我崩潰時,通常有戴力幫我

468
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,417
但多得你,他不睬我了

469
00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:36,629
不知何故,這次我不太享受

470
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:39,632
我已經道歉,你亦原諒我了

471
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:42,176
我不原諒你,千萬個不原諒

472
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:45,054
最初是你不原諒人的

473
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:47,849
但你不理,你甚麼都不做

474
00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:49,392
例如跟嘉比的事

475
00:21:49,393 --> 00:21:51,018
我終於有個超正的朋友

476
00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:54,314
我甚至向所有仇人炫耀她

477
00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:56,983
但因為她不再來了

478
00:21:56,984 --> 00:21:58,776
他們不相信她真有其人

479
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:01,404
沒錯,我可能講過她有兩米高

480
00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:03,781
是你逼走了她,但你無動於衷

481
00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:05,908
你只是行行企企

482
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:08,202
等人騎著白馬出現

483
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:10,705
替你收拾殘局,因為那是你的作風

484
00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:11,622
我沒講錯吧?

485
00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:13,166
你去死吧,占美

486
00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:15,919
今日本來很開心

487
00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:21,257
如果你們選擇領養程序,我要問幾件事

488
00:22:21,258 --> 00:22:24,135
記住,答案無分對錯

489
00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:26,679
好吧,首先,有無種族取向?

490
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,389
貝哲羅柏斯卡是甚麼種族?

491
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,392
可能有機會答錯

492
00:22:31,185 --> 00:22:32,310
好吧,下一題

493
00:22:32,311 --> 00:22:35,855
你們願意領養有醫療狀況

494
00:22:35,856 --> 00:22:37,732
可能需要額外照顧的孩子嗎?

495
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:39,525
當然

496
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:40,736
不願意

497
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,361
我見到的

498
00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:46,115
你可以直接說不,很多衰人都說不

499
00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:47,034
我有事想問

500
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,412
假如這寶寶不鍾意我呢?

501
00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:52,914
我們可以退貨嗎?

502
00:22:52,915 --> 00:22:57,877
不設退貨,但有30天退換政策

503
00:22:57,878 --> 00:23:00,172
- 真的嗎?
- 不,寶寶是人啊

504
00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:02,632
情況會繼續這樣嗎?

505
00:23:02,633 --> 00:23:03,926
你會習慣的

506
00:23:04,885 --> 00:23:06,887
恐怕不會了

507
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:13,559
我想搞清楚,你出醜是因為你做自己?

508
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,186
那會是我錯?

509
00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:16,604
因為多得你

510
00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:19,232
我好驚最終會有個疏遠的女兒

511
00:23:19,233 --> 00:23:21,068
和不睬我的前夫

512
00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:23,319
找前妻傾傾吧

513
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,363
你根本不知她為何要來

514
00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:28,032
可能她找到一幅
值十億美元的油畫,你可以分一半

515
00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:29,535
可能是趣聞

516
00:23:33,997 --> 00:23:35,040
蘇珊

517
00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:38,042
你怎會來了?

518
00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:41,546
我有個朋友最近確診柏金遜症

519
00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:43,005
幾個月後死了

520
00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:46,426
我認為趁你未死,你我應該和好

521
00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:53,141
你說得對

522
00:23:54,309 --> 00:23:55,601
是趣聞

523
00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:57,520
我鍾意,不如你仔細思考一下

524
00:23:57,521 --> 00:24:01,232
我們下週詳談

525
00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:02,984
好啊,多謝你,艾芬斯教授

526
00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:04,528
好吧,拜拜

527
00:24:05,571 --> 00:24:07,196
艾芬斯教授?

528
00:24:07,197 --> 00:24:11,534
好吧,媽媽週一做手術
你可以去接她嗎?

529
00:24:11,535 --> 00:24:13,411
我會超級感激你,多謝

530
00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:16,330
老實講,不能,因為我整天都要見病人

531
00:24:16,331 --> 00:24:17,707
然後要教學生

532
00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:19,417
為甚麼呢?你有甚麼要做?

533
00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:20,960
抱歉,我不能有節目嗎?

534
00:24:20,961 --> 00:24:22,795
別這樣,這是你住在這裏的原因

535
00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:26,883
不,我住在這裏是為了照顧媽媽
接送她去做透析

536
00:24:26,884 --> 00:24:28,926
你知道全天候照顧一個人是怎樣嗎?

537
00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:31,304
其實我知道,因為我從小就做慣

538
00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:32,471
我們都做慣

539
00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:34,599
你知我為你犧牲了幾多嗎?

540
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,726
你知我錯過了幾多場學校舞會

541
00:24:36,727 --> 00:24:38,978
因為我們要接送你去戒毒所嗎?

542
00:24:38,979 --> 00:24:40,521
我原本可以跟超多男仔跳舞

543
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:42,398
- 你還安好
- 是但吧

544
00:24:42,399 --> 00:24:45,526
別想搏我同情,聽到未?
輪到你照顧媽媽了

545
00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:47,570
我自知過去幾年照顧媽媽

546
00:24:47,571 --> 00:24:48,738
是因為我要苦行

547
00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:50,573
我令大家歷盡艱辛

548
00:24:50,574 --> 00:24:53,951
但我沒想過要為此犧牲餘生

549
00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:57,080
而你就在外面風流快活

550
00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:02,920
無話好說?別人不是付錢聽你說話嗎?

551
00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:07,424
其實是付錢給我聽他們說話

552
00:25:10,886 --> 00:25:15,723
我一直避開你,是因為我是懦夫

553
00:25:15,724 --> 00:25:17,642
我未必會那樣講

554
00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:18,976
你會怎樣講?

555
00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:20,479
小學雞婆娘

556
00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:23,190
好一點

557
00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:27,778
老實跟你講,我以為你是來令我內疚

558
00:25:28,654 --> 00:25:30,781
如果我講得出做得到

559
00:25:31,949 --> 00:25:34,910
我應該帶著更多善意來見你

560
00:25:35,953 --> 00:25:37,495
{\an8}這些鉗買得好,爸爸

561
00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:39,121
{\an8}沒錯,最適合挑蝦腸

562
00:25:39,122 --> 00:25:40,164
{\an8}(抱歉,打烊了)

563
00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:43,001
沒錯,除你以外
我不想跟任何人一齊挑蝦腸

564
00:25:43,502 --> 00:25:44,878
好吧

565
00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:49,925
其實我有事想跟你傾

566
00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:52,427
有一晚我跟蹤你回家

567
00:25:53,178 --> 00:25:56,138
- 見到你跟治療師一齊住
- 沒錯

568
00:25:56,139 --> 00:26:00,143
到底發生甚麼事?
我不是嬲,我只是想了解一下

569
00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:04,689
我希望趁我們還可以

570
00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:05,858
能夠不時見面

571
00:26:06,483 --> 00:26:08,734
記得美格的悶爆學校話劇嗎?

572
00:26:08,735 --> 00:26:12,363
我們以前會輪流傳酒壺玩排排飲

573
00:26:12,364 --> 00:26:15,701
每當有細路撩鼻,我們就飲一啖

574
00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:18,829
那些核突細路搞到我們飲醉

575
00:26:20,664 --> 00:26:24,168
我們怎會搞成這樣?完全不能共處?

576
00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:26,420
因為我出軌

577
00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:29,965
而且搞垮了一切

578
00:26:30,883 --> 00:26:36,137
我無法原諒自己,那麼你怎能原諒我?

579
00:26:36,138 --> 00:26:38,473
保羅,我原諒你

580
00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:42,351
天啊,我早就原諒你

581
00:26:42,352 --> 00:26:43,811
你早應該講我知

582
00:26:43,812 --> 00:26:45,314
有甚麼好玩?

583
00:26:46,982 --> 00:26:50,277
沒錯,當年你是渣男,但我怨恨你的成就

584
00:26:51,195 --> 00:26:52,821
我自知沒讓你過好日子

585
00:26:55,282 --> 00:26:56,365
你們沒事吧?

586
00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:57,533
我們很好

587
00:26:57,534 --> 00:26:58,702
有偈傾

588
00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:00,579
是好事

589
00:27:02,372 --> 00:27:05,459
無論我們怎樣對待彼此

590
00:27:06,084 --> 00:27:07,418
我們始終生了美格

591
00:27:07,419 --> 00:27:09,338
她十全十美

592
00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:11,297
的確是

593
00:27:11,298 --> 00:27:14,218
現在還有梅遜
你能相信我們有多幸運嗎?

594
00:27:16,261 --> 00:27:17,804
狄夫呢?

595
00:27:21,892 --> 00:27:23,392
我沒提起他,對吧?

596
00:27:23,393 --> 00:27:27,189
蘇珊,多謝你跟我傾

597
00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:29,316
還有他們

598
00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:34,445
當你有這麼多家庭溫暖和愛

599
00:27:34,446 --> 00:27:36,739
{\an8}寬恕是易事

600
00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:38,032
{\an8}(奇津巡洋艦)

601
00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:40,953
於是我向你求救,可能我做得不好,但...

602
00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:46,040
我對你感到失望,但不知點講你知

603
00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:47,543
可能我當時不想講你知

604
00:27:53,507 --> 00:27:54,716
我早知會搞成這樣

605
00:27:55,509 --> 00:27:57,135
治療師真可惡

606
00:27:57,886 --> 00:27:59,929
總是教人怪責父母

607
00:27:59,930 --> 00:28:01,347
無人叫過我怪責你

608
00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:02,807
我犯了甚麼彌天大罪?

609
00:28:02,808 --> 00:28:05,309
是無條件地愛護你23年嗎?

610
00:28:05,310 --> 00:28:08,856
是花光積蓄,陪你經營這部爛鬼美食車

611
00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:11,649
但還要全職工作嗎?

612
00:28:11,650 --> 00:28:13,652
講我知我怎樣令你失望

613
00:28:14,528 --> 00:28:15,362
講啊

614
00:28:16,446 --> 00:28:17,321
正是

615
00:28:17,322 --> 00:28:19,950
這些廢話跟別人講吧

616
00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:34,423
占美,你怎會在這裏?

617
00:28:35,716 --> 00:28:37,551
我只想你知,我無惡意

618
00:28:38,844 --> 00:28:39,887
搞錯啊,老友

619
00:28:40,888 --> 00:28:44,098
頂,是我搞錯,我以為穿了黑色底褲

620
00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:47,102
聽我講,我來是因為你似乎需要後援

621
00:28:47,811 --> 00:28:50,479
而且不知何故
你媽媽和妹妹似乎很鍾意我

622
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,482
因為我以前跟她們說你超正

623
00:28:53,525 --> 00:28:55,903
我不太善於給你空間

624
00:28:57,237 --> 00:28:58,614
我會努力改進

625
00:29:00,032 --> 00:29:03,744
如果現在不是時候
我完全理解,那麼我走吧

626
00:29:13,378 --> 00:29:14,546
你到底要進來嗎?

627
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,550
然後葛妮夠膽頂撞我

628
00:29:19,551 --> 00:29:21,302
彷彿我在禁錮她

629
00:29:21,303 --> 00:29:22,513
你也覺得離譜吧?

630
00:29:26,225 --> 00:29:27,183
發生甚麼事?

631
00:29:27,184 --> 00:29:29,811
我開車過來支持你

632
00:29:30,521 --> 00:29:33,898
但你也講過,朋友要講出難以啟齒的真話

633
00:29:33,899 --> 00:29:35,650
很難頂,我可以沖個涼嗎?

634
00:29:35,651 --> 00:29:36,692
不行,照直講吧

635
00:29:36,693 --> 00:29:38,819
- 你妹妹說得對,嘉比
- 天啊,搞錯

636
00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:41,240
承認吧,她沒講錯,你心知肚明

637
00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:43,742
豈有此理

638
00:29:45,619 --> 00:29:46,703
對不起

639
00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:49,789
你現在想我走嗎?

640
00:29:49,790 --> 00:29:50,957
做得好

641
00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:53,167
晚餐會很難頂,所以你要留低

642
00:29:53,168 --> 00:29:55,462
- 她們知道我們上過床嗎?
- 不知道

643
00:29:56,630 --> 00:29:57,798
那麼我知要怎樣暖場了

644
00:29:58,966 --> 00:29:59,967
正白癡

645
00:30:06,557 --> 00:30:07,890
- 嗨
- 嗨

646
00:30:07,891 --> 00:30:10,977
我點了墨西哥餡餅外賣給你
但他們送錯了單

647
00:30:10,978 --> 00:30:17,818
所以是藥房牌子咳藥水,還有黑頭鼻貼

648
00:30:18,443 --> 00:30:20,404
聽似不錯的晚間娛樂

649
00:30:22,698 --> 00:30:24,532
很抱歉,我搞出個大頭佛

650
00:30:24,533 --> 00:30:27,619
你傷了康納心,他是我的畢生至愛

651
00:30:28,579 --> 00:30:30,997
但你是我的第二至愛

652
00:30:30,998 --> 00:30:32,290
你還有兩個兒子

653
00:30:32,291 --> 00:30:33,500
你聽到我說的

654
00:30:34,459 --> 00:30:36,378
你和我會好好的,對吧?

655
00:30:37,254 --> 00:30:39,630
你有石頭,我只需要一點時間

656
00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:40,716
好吧

657
00:30:43,218 --> 00:30:45,220
- 夠時間未?
- 就快得

658
00:30:46,221 --> 00:30:49,682
大家可見,我們可以改善光電吸收

659
00:30:49,683 --> 00:30:55,022
只要把半導體物料
因應指定光譜範圍而微調

660
00:30:55,564 --> 00:30:57,065
不得不提及...

661
00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:25,092
- 別講笑
- 真的,細路

662
00:31:25,093 --> 00:31:26,177
我還加了些少糖

663
00:31:26,178 --> 00:31:28,137
- 肯定是高達芝士
- 別托頭,乖女

664
00:31:28,138 --> 00:31:30,223
- 沒錯,別托...
- 豈有此理

665
00:31:30,224 --> 00:31:32,600
他們今早收集了鋁罐垃圾

666
00:31:32,601 --> 00:31:34,561
你們的鋁罐垃圾怎會還在街上?

667
00:31:35,145 --> 00:31:36,604
你怎會在我們的前院?

668
00:31:36,605 --> 00:31:38,022
我們不想糾纏,貝利先生

669
00:31:38,023 --> 00:31:39,273
你才是鋁罐垃圾

670
00:31:39,274 --> 00:31:40,900
對,去死吧,貝利先生

671
00:31:40,901 --> 00:31:41,984
不要

672
00:31:41,985 --> 00:31:43,069
你對他尊重一點

673
00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:44,987
他是退役軍人,向他道歉

674
00:31:44,988 --> 00:31:46,073
遵命

675
00:31:48,158 --> 00:31:49,201
先生,對不起

676
00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:51,494
多謝你捨身為國

677
00:31:51,495 --> 00:31:52,704
做得好

678
00:31:54,206 --> 00:31:56,625
走開吧,癲佬

679
00:32:15,978 --> 00:32:16,978
(酒吧)

680
00:32:16,979 --> 00:32:19,565
那個衰人,對

681
00:32:21,275 --> 00:32:22,441
有無搞錯?

682
00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:23,944
是你們漏低的

683
00:32:24,862 --> 00:32:27,406
再行一步,別怪我們不客氣

684
00:32:32,661 --> 00:32:33,662
你有難了

685
00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:43,338
- 你真的想這樣?來吧
- 他來了

686
00:33:31,637 --> 00:33:33,639
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