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你們沒看過珊莫生氣的時候

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她真的很可怕,她可能真的會殺了我

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媽的,就讓她試試看啊

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我會狠狠地向那妞的小妹妹踢一腳
把她踢到另一個宇宙去

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老天爺啊,小加,那是她的閨蜜耶

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對啊,我知道,但如果發生那種事
我想要艾莉絲知道我的立場

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我愛妳

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而且,我們高中的時候
都會上好朋友的男人

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我就上了我閨蜜尚娜的男人,賈斯汀

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最後我們因為他射的時候都會爆哭
而加深了姊妹情

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那有什麼問題嗎?

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好喔

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不過說真的,妳跟珊莫很愛彼此

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- 好嗎?
- 好

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事情會過去的,妳只需要等一陣子

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妳說得對

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- 我好高興妳回來了,我愛妳
- 我也是

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我也跟妳說了一樣的話耶,艾莉絲

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妳跟我說我是個蠢蛋,一點也不瞭解妳

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對,小加說出來的時候感覺比較睿智

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我懂啦

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- 嘿,她回來了
- 好耶

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耶...

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- 我好高興喔
- 對啊,我也是

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我們回來了

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好,我們已經慶祝過了

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你那咖啡去死吧,我要去拿香檳

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好耶,香檳

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我都忘了,我有喜歡過這樣嗎?

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珊莫說她沒辦法跟我說話

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因為她太忙著上遍我所有的朋友

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親愛的,她不會上丹尼爾啦
那小子的手超級小的

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- 媽...
- 聽我說

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你不能再繼續自怨自艾了

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你知道我決定怎樣嗎?

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你明天就要回學校去,討論結束

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我這輩子都被妳控制了

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現在,我就需要妳這一次
妳根本沒辦法挺我嗎?

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妳真是個...

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你敢說就說出來

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嘿

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他叫我金剛臭女人

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哇,他還活著嗎?

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有啦,我叫他小心點

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不然我會宰了他,然後再生個
長得跟他一模一樣的小孩

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我還在排卵

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我會把消息傳出去

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跟你們說,喝點酒
我就不會記得發生了這種事,乾杯

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- 乾杯...敬康納
- 乾杯

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不好意思

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喂

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- 真好喝
- 氣泡很足

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- 對,早晨的香檳
- 什麼?

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- 嘿
- 嘿

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他情況如何?

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這個嘛,被揍得挺慘的

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他的腿斷掉了,他已經接受手術了

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而且聽我說
你們進去前,我該警告你們...

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怎樣?

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他嗨慘了

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看看是誰來了

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是我最愛的樂團耶
小加與白人佬救世主們

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真好笑

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來吧,唱點什麼吧

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《誠實診療室》

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我是鬼

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他們給他吃了多少藥啊?

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感覺好像很多耶

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是我啦,我躲在毯子底下

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- 對,我們看到了...
- 好棒喔

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{\an8}他們在我的老二上接管子喔

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{\an8}- 呃哼
- 真好運

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{\an8}但幫我接管子的傢伙人很好

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{\an8}如果你們的老二需要接管子
我認識最棒的老二接管子專家

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{\an8}跟我說他叫什麽名字

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{\an8}有備無患

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{\an8}他叫做羅倫斯

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{\an8}- 羅倫斯是想像出來的
- 才不是

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{\an8}嘿,我想要你知道,我們都陪著你

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{\an8}你跟保羅總是一直陪著我

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{\an8}看看進步多順利啊,真多謝啊,大頭鬼

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{\an8}大頭鬼?

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{\an8}這外號是定了

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{\an8}莉茲,我最愛的生意夥伴,卻背叛了我

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{\an8}妳先是對我攻其不備,然後又偷襲我

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{\an8}說得真好

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{\an8}妳跑來幹嘛?妳這個吉米騎師

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{\an8}好,你聽好,我要你知道
我已經不是吉米騎師了

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{\an8}一日為吉米騎師,終身為吉米騎師

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{\an8}他可沒說錯

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{\an8}- 我聽說是這樣
- 拜託,兄弟

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{\an8}糟了

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{\an8}媽,她曾經想親我

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{\an8}我的天啊

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{\an8}艾莉絲

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{\an8}現在她跑去親怪咖鄰居小子

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{\an8}- 嘿
- 對,那個小王八蛋超怪的

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{\an8}嘿

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{\an8}我到醫院拜訪朋友的時候,腦子都會浮現

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{\an8}- 這段...天啊
- 這才叫怪咖吧

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{\an8}布萊恩,要我就會小心點
他現在很嗨而且會欺負人

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{\an8}我的天啊,是史上最棒律師耶

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{\an8}我好愛你

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{\an8}我愛你...

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{\an8}- 這樣很棒啊
- 尚恩,搞什麼啦?

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{\an8}不過你不該養寶寶,你會是個很爛的爸爸

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{\an8}靠

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{\an8}嘿,換我了

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{\an8}去死吧,潘

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{\an8}太棒了

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{\an8}我想見我爸,他在這裡嗎?

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{\an8}寶貝,爸本來在這裡,但他得離開

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{\an8}其實,我覺得你們都該走了,他得休息

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{\an8}- 好
- 我們會再回來

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{\an8}幾個小時之後再來看你,好嗎?

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{\an8}好喔,大頭鬼

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{\an8}我的頭身比例很正常

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{\an8}明明就太大了

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{\an8}可以跟你們聊一下嗎?

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{\an8}他一知道尚恩又打架

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{\an8}提姆就生氣,然後走了

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我不想要尚恩清醒過來的時候,他爸不在

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也許你們兩個可以去跟他聊聊
那是治療師會做的事嗎?

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通常不是

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跟妳說,有一種突破性的技術
叫做吉式療法

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沒有,我們是為尚恩來的,我們想幫妳

127
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但妳要求的事情不是我們能做的

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我明白,謝謝你們來

129
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隨時跟我們說狀況,好嗎?

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我想找一扇能看到所有寶寶的窗戶

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結果根本就沒有

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只有一個裝滿寶寶的房間
而且不對外開放

133
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他們說我得認識家長才能看,太荒唐了

134
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(我很抱歉,路易斯)

135
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他們為何要取消...

136
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嘿,我還是能開車送妳回家

137
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但我們得先去乾洗店

138
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跟妳說,妳想的話,我可以讓妳搭便車

139
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是啊,但乾洗店會送口香糖喔

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- 好吧
- 真是誘人

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我選布萊恩

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那我就有更多口香糖了

143
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- 還是謝了
- 好的,再見

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我的咖啡呢?

145
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我知道我說我要去買咖啡

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我嘗試打給尚恩的爸爸
然後,他似乎是封鎖我的號碼了

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所以我問了他媽說他爸會在哪

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然後她說只要提姆覺得壓力超大的時候

149
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他就會去巴柏亞湖釣魚

150
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你說如何?我們去找他,說服他回來

151
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我才不要去出“吉”某個病患的父親

152
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你剛剛用“吉”當了動詞

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我知道你是貶義,但你還是用了

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- 不算啦
- 算啦,算啊

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- 沒有,不算
- 算啊,有啦

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- 沒有,不算
- 沒有,不算

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休想挖坑給我跳

158
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你超想出“吉”的

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你只是覺得你不行

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因為那樣就等於承認了你跟我...

161
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我們是同一塊料呢

162
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你剛剛說了好多令人氣憤的事情

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我根本不知道從何開始吐槽起

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好,不如這樣吧?我自己去

165
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你可以下車,呼叫共享計程車來載你

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- 我不會叫啦
- 你就是搭共享計程車過來的

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討厭

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好,我就去吧,但只是為了傷害控管

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- 跟你說怎麼著?答案不夠好
- 不要

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保羅,你得承認你想這麼做

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不然你就下車吧

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- 好啦,我們去出“吉”那個王八蛋吧
- 好耶,幸好你答應了

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我好怕我做得過火了

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跟妳說,蔻妮綁架了我所有青少年的歲月

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現在她又要拿媽的事來讓我產生罪惡感?
真是太亂來了,莉茲

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妳需要我怎麼說?

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不知道耶,即使蔻妮的生活重回正軌

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我也是可以對她施壓
叫她待在那裡,好好照顧媽?

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妳做的事正確極了

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還有我媽今天要進行白內障手術
我沒去也沒關係

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這個我也要贊同嗎?

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對,這是門診手術,妳知道吧?
我妹也會在那裡

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妳做得太棒了

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就算妳媽在手術中弄壞了眼睛

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如果妳沒在場,她就不會看見妳

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就是要這麼說,真是太貼心了,來

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- 好,我愛妳
- 我愛妳

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真該死,小妞,妳也太有天分了吧
妳把那些狗拍得太漂亮了

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不過這隻我就不知道了
牠看起來有點自以為是

190
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而且牠很亂來喔

191
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牠對所有人都射後不理,這是個問題

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妳們在幹嘛?

193
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我們在重新裝飾這裡

194
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我捐了很多錢,所以我們就自己進來了

195
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妳們不能直接進來

196
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我知道你們說過
我的照片不適合放在網站上

197
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但我需要一場勝利

198
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我的生活中現在爛事超多的

199
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包括了小孩子還有餐車

200
00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:03,000
還有,別跟我鄰居說
但我並沒有還在排卵

201
00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,502
好,我不需要知道這一點

202
00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:06,379
我只是覺得

203
00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:10,592
也許你能睜一隻眼閉一隻眼
就讓我這麼做

204
00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:11,927
拜託

205
00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:14,720
好吧

206
00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:16,849
- 好耶
- 謝了

207
00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:20,977
你會在我離開後就拿下來,對吧?

208
00:09:20,978 --> 00:09:22,771
- 沒錯
- 兄弟啊

209
00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,022
- 沒關係,我不在乎
- 不行啦

210
00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:27,400
- 我不在乎,我去拿下來
- 不要啦

211
00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:28,860
- 沒關係啦
- 有關係

212
00:09:28,861 --> 00:09:31,445
兄弟,你知道怎麼著?
我希望這些狗狗都沒人要領養

213
00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:32,698
我希望牠們的結局是...

214
00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,992
不對,其實我不希望牠們都有那種結局

215
00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:39,371
我希望牠們活下去
可是你...我希望你被撲殺

216
00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:41,998
- 不可以這樣
- 我不是那個意思

217
00:09:41,999 --> 00:09:45,752
我完全不是那個意思,對不起,好嗎?
我希望你好好活下去,再見

218
00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,087
嘿,莉茲

219
00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,549
- 好喔,你跟著我耶
- 對...

220
00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,176
感謝你這趟又長又安靜的便車

221
00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:56,137
隨時歡迎,有妳在我就開心

222
00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:58,891
好,你的行為超怪的,讓我都流汗了

223
00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:00,641
我得跟妳聊聊

224
00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:03,769
而我不知道

225
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:09,483
該怎麼說出我得對妳說的話

226
00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:12,528
我得來一杯
妳需要來一杯嗎?要做馬丁尼嗎?

227
00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:15,198
現在是上午11點
而且我只有17歲,不過當然好啊

228
00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:16,992
好的,好喔

229
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,412
那就來吧,好的,來囉

230
00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:24,458
我跟一位

231
00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:27,002
年輕人聊過...

232
00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:29,921
就是撞死妳媽的那位

233
00:10:29,922 --> 00:10:30,922
搞啥啊?

234
00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:33,759
聽好就對了,後面更精彩
其實沒有,不過聽好了

235
00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,260
他來這裡歸還妳的錢包...

236
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,595
- 他跑來這裡?
- 對

237
00:10:37,596 --> 00:10:39,347
何時?來家裡?

238
00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,599
- 你有跟他說話嗎?還是...
- 如果妳一直問

239
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,394
我就會更焦慮,所以,讓我說出來吧

240
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,441
- 快說啦
- 好,他來過這裡

241
00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:52,443
而我說:“給我離這家人遠一點,快滾”

242
00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:53,694
然後他說:“對不起”

243
00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:56,155
可是他的樣子似乎很受傷
比較像是這樣,“對不起”

244
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:59,784
後來我說:“你還好嗎?”
然後他說他很好,但我看得出來他不好

245
00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:01,661
我正處於同理心爆發的階段

246
00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,622
因為查理跟我決定要養寶寶

247
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,582
如果是男生,我們要取名叫做
彼得柏納戴特

248
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,835
如果是女生,顯然就是柏娜黛特彼得絲

249
00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:11,629
反正啦,我去了他工作的咖啡廳

250
00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:14,757
不是去看他,只是去問問他是不是還好

251
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:18,094
然後他的老闆
樣子就像《黑道家族》主角,不過更性感

252
00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:21,472
妳也知道,就是那種
粗手粗腳但同時吻技高超的

253
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:22,641
真希望我有拍照

254
00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:26,811
所以呢,我向老闆詢問了路易斯的情況

255
00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:31,399
而他說:“跟你說,他...超沮喪的

256
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,193
他有點沉悶
但不能因為他掃興就炒他魷魚

257
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,570
那就是他媽的霸凌,對吧?”

258
00:11:35,571 --> 00:11:38,281
接下來他就叫路易斯過來
我們就開始聊,然後...

259
00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:41,909
艾莉絲,他的生活超慘的

260
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:45,079
就像《噩夢輓歌》那麼慘

261
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,582
而且不是中間那段
他們全都在嗑海洛因的時候

262
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:51,795
是最後慘在一起
大家瞭解到嗑海洛因一點都不好玩

263
00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:54,173
他沒有朋友

264
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:58,259
沒人可以談天,他很痛苦

265
00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:01,345
所以我跟他去散散步,我們聊天了

266
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:06,310
因為我知道我一定會受不了,如果...

267
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:11,190
我沒有至少試著去幫忙的話
就這樣,故事結束

268
00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:14,610
而且,在那之後,我幾天就會去看他

269
00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:17,613
有時候晚上會傳簡訊給他

270
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:22,117
他也在IG上追蹤了我,就這樣,換妳說了

271
00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:25,620
我想跟他說話

272
00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:28,831
好,跟妳說,比較簡單的方法
是妳跟我說妳想說些什麼

273
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:29,749
然後我傳簡訊給他

274
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,501
現在就帶我去見他

275
00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:33,336
不然我就要跟我爸告狀說你去“交朋友”

276
00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:34,712
對象是害死我媽的傢伙

277
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:36,882
- 拿瓶水在路上喝?
- 快點

278
00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:55,943
提姆?不會吧,你也在這裡釣魚?

279
00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:57,443
你們怎麼找到我的?

280
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,654
你在說什麼啊?我們都在這釣魚

281
00:12:59,655 --> 00:13:02,532
{\an8}你用的是卡羅萊納釣組嗎?

282
00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:04,575
{\an8}那個很適合底釣喔

283
00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,994
{\an8}你老婆要我們來找你談談

284
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,454
他都要相信了,保羅

285
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,332
{\an8}那是道地的釣魚行話,我都上網查到了

286
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:15,045
{\an8}這裡很不錯吧?我以前會跟我爸一起釣魚

287
00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:18,923
{\an8}吉米不會,他痛恨搭船

288
00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:22,845
我高中的時候去泛舟,然後翻船了

289
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,513
我被水流沖走了

290
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:29,226
真的非常地昏頭轉向
而且老實說,真的超級無敵可怕

291
00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,187
跟他說那是在哪裡發生的

292
00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:35,315
曼德勒海灣度假村的漂漂河

293
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:39,151
聽我說,提姆
我知道我們大家心情都很低落

294
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,445
感覺就像我們都被綁在下沉的潛餌上...

295
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,906
不要再說你剛學會的釣魚術語了

296
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,658
我還以為剛剛那個無縫接軌了耶

297
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:46,659
沒有嗎?好吧

298
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:50,204
重點是我知道你現在感覺不知所措...

299
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,748
- 你知道我的感覺,是嗎?
- 抱歉,我...

300
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,501
保羅,不要那樣,我不喜歡

301
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,627
我什麼也沒做

302
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,297
我差點死掉了,保羅

303
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,673
提姆,給我們五分鐘

304
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,801
你再弄一次,我就考慮

305
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:07,513
保羅,別弄了

306
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,973
可以了嗎?

307
00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:10,309
好,好啦

308
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:15,272
親愛的,真抱歉

309
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,107
那些照片真是太棒了

310
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,317
你有看過嗎?

311
00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:21,986
當然有,是其中一隻狗

312
00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:23,112
是所有的狗

313
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,615
所以我覺得我有抓到重點

314
00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:26,324
老德啊

315
00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:27,867
- 怎樣?
- 康納在哪裡?

316
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,243
如果他要到處閒晃的話

317
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,329
倒不如去幫我把照片從車上搬下來

318
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:32,623
他回學校去了

319
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,541
什麼?他走了?

320
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,543
對

321
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:41,173
他竟然沒跟我們道別

322
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:44,759
幹嘛?

323
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,721
這個嘛,我是說,他有跟我說再見啊

324
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:50,431
討厭啦,老德

325
00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:51,892
- 你們有抱抱嗎?
- 有啊

326
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:56,187
但我是說,就是那種
只用一隻手臂的尷尬兄弟抱

327
00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:57,355
就像...

328
00:14:57,356 --> 00:14:59,232
- 妳也知道,就像...
- 爛透了

329
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,608
對,妳會討厭死這樣

330
00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:02,361
- 那種是最爛的
- 對啊

331
00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:07,741
- 媽的,她走了
- 是啊

332
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:09,825
你處理得爛透了

333
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,119
本來可以好一點的

334
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,005
- 嘿
- 嘿,兄弟

335
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:25,092
誰不愛尷尬的順道來訪呢?

336
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,386
- 進來吧
- 好,好的

337
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,180
請進

338
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:32,266
嘿

339
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,438
我很高興你們來

340
00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:41,233
你在我錢包裡留字條,我不喜歡這樣

341
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,987
明白了,不會再那樣了

342
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,408
要喝點東西嗎?喝點水?

343
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:53,745
水很好啊,艾莉絲,妳喜歡喝水嗎?

344
00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:55,204
你有什麼毛病啊?

345
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,123
我尷尬的時候就會這樣,妳要習慣

346
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,875
- 我去倒水
- 好

347
00:15:58,876 --> 00:15:59,792
坐一下吧?

348
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,378
好,坐下,我們喜歡坐下

349
00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:11,846
你們都聊些什麼啊?

350
00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:14,932
沒什麼,就是...運動

351
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,560
- 你對運動一竅不通
- 非得說這麼冒犯人的刻板印象嗎?

352
00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:19,395
好啊,你們都聊什麼運動呢?

353
00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:23,400
就是啊,匹克球、大富翁、運動

354
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:26,736
你們最好不要談起我

355
00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:29,071
我不會的,我保證

356
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:30,448
妳過得如何呢?

357
00:16:30,449 --> 00:16:34,118
布萊恩跟我說妳考到駕照
而且正在申請大學

358
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,704
聽起來妳的生活很忙呢

359
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,498
他實在不該跟你說我的事情

360
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,251
老實說,他多數都在聊他自己

361
00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:43,295
他只會問我這種問題

362
00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:46,048
“我穿這套衣服好看嗎?”

363
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:47,840
不然就是“我抱寶寶好看嗎?”

364
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,092
他多數時候都是想知道
什麼東西搭配他好不好看

365
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,260
很合理

366
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,638
我發現到所有的答案都是“好看”

367
00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:55,807
我就是那種天生的百搭款

368
00:17:00,646 --> 00:17:05,441
本來三次法院命令的
憤怒管理治療就能搞定了

369
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:07,819
但你們介入其中

370
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,446
亂搞我兒子的腦子

371
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:16,993
現在他表現得好像一切都是我的錯
因為你們這些人都這麼說

372
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:20,582
所以,我想你不太相信治療

373
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,376
治療都不會一夕成功的

374
00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:27,963
但終究能幫助人們
找出並改變那些困擾的情緒

375
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,633
還有想法跟行為
我真的認為如果你能嘗試看看...

376
00:17:30,634 --> 00:17:31,676
你說真的?

377
00:17:31,677 --> 00:17:35,346
你真的覺得現在是
讓他愛上治療的大好時機嗎?

378
00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:38,058
我得提醒你,保羅,你是我這隊的

379
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,644
提姆,也許你就別把我們當成治療師吧

380
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:44,939
把我們當成兩個老爸

381
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:48,527
其中一個很愛他的船槳

382
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:56,076
跟你說,我本來就和你一樣
跟我的小孩關係疏遠

383
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,120
我背著她媽劈腿了

384
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:02,999
然後當她帶著我女兒搬走
我爭取得不夠努力

385
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,209
因為我覺得太丟臉了

386
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:09,589
我錯過了她的第一次演奏會,第一次月經

387
00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:11,675
- 天啊,保羅
- 對啊,兄弟,說啥鬼啊?

388
00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:15,262
我老婆死的時候
我連看女兒一眼都做不到

389
00:18:16,972 --> 00:18:20,142
所以我酗酒、嗑藥,躲著她

390
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:24,938
就在她最需要我的時候,我他媽的搞砸了

391
00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:27,231
而她還願意跟你說話?

392
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:29,776
這是個奇蹟,不過是的

393
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,488
我每天都在向她證明我自己

394
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:38,117
所以你們兩個都是很爛的老爸

395
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,286
他是

396
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,080
你今天一直在否定我耶

397
00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:43,832
你們知道警察跟我說什麼嗎?

398
00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:47,377
尚恩根本沒還手

399
00:18:49,588 --> 00:18:52,841
他讓那些人揍他

400
00:18:56,011 --> 00:18:57,303
他為何要這樣?

401
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,764
我想他是要傷害自己

402
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:03,477
我覺得他很氣自己對你那麼怨恨
所以背負著很深的罪惡感

403
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,563
你是他在這世上最愛的男人

404
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:12,861
你們應該看看小時候的他

405
00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:17,241
有個小酒窩,總是在傻笑

406
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,452
但在他從那裡回來以後...

407
00:19:22,538 --> 00:19:24,705
感覺就像和陌生人一起住

408
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:28,168
他非常地憤怒

409
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,091
我不知道該怎麼幫他

410
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,343
該死,我到現在還是不知道

411
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,762
跟我們回去找他聊聊

412
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:40,805
- 不了
- 聽我說,提姆...

413
00:19:40,806 --> 00:19:42,850
好,你們該說的都說了

414
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,811
謝謝你們找我談

415
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:50,065
現在我比一個小時以前更痛苦了

416
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:52,233
治療就是這樣嗎?

417
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,236
對,差不多

418
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:59,449
嘿,你並不是非得去跟他聊,但你應該去

419
00:20:01,118 --> 00:20:03,203
來吧,吉米,我們走吧

420
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:10,043
我喝完我的水了,那現在呢?

421
00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:13,045
妳想要的話,可以離開

422
00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,506
我不知道自己想要怎樣

423
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,384
好的,我覺得了結了

424
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,636
有誰也覺得事情了結了?
了結了嗎?有沒有?

425
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,890
- 你認真?
- 警告過妳了,我很尷尬

426
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,394
布萊恩跟我說妳寫了一封信給我

427
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:31,940
信上寫了什麼?

428
00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:37,279
我不記得每一個字了,不過差不多是...

429
00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:40,782
“嘿,白痴

430
00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:46,037
你殺死了我媽,毀了我的人生
還把我爸搞慘了

431
00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:49,708
這全都因為你是個討人厭的自私酒鬼

432
00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:53,920
現在大家對待我的態度不同了
我因為你而失去了朋友

433
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:55,379
而且當我醒來的時候

434
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:58,382
我唯一想要傾訴這件事的人

435
00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:03,889
已經不在了,而且永遠都不會在了
這全都是你他媽的錯”

436
00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:14,483
真棒的一封信

437
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:21,031
可以跟我說些妳媽的事嗎?

438
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:22,574
為何?

439
00:21:23,575 --> 00:21:24,826
因為我不認識她

440
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:30,624
我只知道...結局

441
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:36,964
妳記得那次她拔智齒,然後...

442
00:21:37,881 --> 00:21:39,675
在從麻醉中醒來的時候

443
00:21:40,217 --> 00:21:42,969
她一直吹牛說她的屁股有多柔軟

444
00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:44,136
- 布萊恩
- 幹嘛?

445
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:46,305
她叫護理師去摸她的屁股耶

446
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,182
我現在不會選這個故事來說

447
00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:49,517
妳說得對,抱歉

448
00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:50,894
那妳會選哪個故事?

449
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:02,196
嘿

450
00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:06,368
嗨,我只是打來關心一下,妳還好嗎?

451
00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:09,036
妳在浴缸裡,進行妳的沮喪儀式

452
00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:11,247
身邊擺滿了妳拍的狗狗照片?

453
00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:13,457
沒有,我在健身房練身體

454
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:17,128
這健身房的回音還真大,真是水花四濺

455
00:22:17,129 --> 00:22:19,715
我沒事,我的問題沒什麼

456
00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:23,801
我有什麼好抱怨的?
我最愛的美睫師出遠門了

457
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:25,803
所以我得去找我第二愛的美睫師嗎?

458
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:28,639
嘿,莉茲,妳別這樣對待自己,好嗎?

459
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:31,642
是真的有問題
如果妳不小心點,就會被影響

460
00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:35,939
好,聽我說,我要妳從浴缸裡出來
去玩妳的石頭們

461
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,108
拜託,讓我聽到妳拔掉浴缸塞子的聲音

462
00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:41,736
不要,這裡面安全又溫暖

463
00:22:41,737 --> 00:22:42,654
我跟妳做個交易

464
00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:46,157
妳踏出那浴缸,好好地努力一下

465
00:22:46,158 --> 00:22:48,451
我就去陪我媽做手術

466
00:22:48,452 --> 00:22:52,079
而且妳會跟妳妹說妳阻礙了
她這輩子釣男人的機會嗎?

467
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,916
什麼?別逼我,小妞,拔掉塞子啦

468
00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:56,210
讓我聽見

469
00:22:57,294 --> 00:22:58,378
好乖

470
00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:00,923
- 謝謝
- 好,再見

471
00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:05,510
嗨

472
00:23:05,511 --> 00:23:07,220
我兩個女兒都來了?

473
00:23:07,221 --> 00:23:08,805
沒有喔,媽,只有我

474
00:23:09,723 --> 00:23:10,723
妳去死

475
00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:11,725
我在這裡,媽

476
00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:14,602
我很棒,對吧?

477
00:23:14,603 --> 00:23:16,229
- 沒錯
- 對,妳棒極了

478
00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:19,398
我最愛的帽子在太空山飛走了

479
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,734
我好難過

480
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:25,321
所以我媽直接帶我去商店

481
00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:28,992
然後她買了三頂高飛的帽子

482
00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:32,495
我超生氣的
因為跟我舊的那一頂完全不一樣

483
00:23:32,496 --> 00:23:34,456
舊的那頂戴起來很酷

484
00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:41,379
可是她說酷的從來都不是帽子

485
00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:45,259
是我戴著那頂帽子的感覺

486
00:23:49,179 --> 00:23:52,683
那根本就是騙人
因為我戴那頂高飛帽看起來超蠢的

487
00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:57,980
可是她戴起來很酷

488
00:24:00,357 --> 00:24:02,025
她穿戴什麼都好酷

489
00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:05,863
是啊,那是很棒的一天

490
00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:09,616
她聽起來是個善良又有趣的人

491
00:24:10,868 --> 00:24:12,827
這是很難得的組合

492
00:24:12,828 --> 00:24:14,246
沒錯

493
00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:16,373
天啊,我好想她

494
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:19,710
那女人是誰?

495
00:24:20,878 --> 00:24:23,422
那位是莎拉,她本來是...

496
00:24:25,174 --> 00:24:26,383
她是我的未婚妻

497
00:24:26,967 --> 00:24:27,968
她好漂亮

498
00:24:29,178 --> 00:24:30,179
這個嘛,我們...

499
00:24:34,558 --> 00:24:38,020
她為何買三頂帽子?
妳媽怎麼會買了三頂帽子?

500
00:24:38,937 --> 00:24:42,565
在我們跑去搭飛車的時候
我媽撞到了一個小孩

501
00:24:42,566 --> 00:24:46,737
那個小孩的冰淇淋掉了,然後他哭了

502
00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:51,825
那小孩的媽媽說沒關係
但我媽感覺很過意不去

503
00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:56,038
所以她多買了一頂帽子
以防我們又看到那個小孩

504
00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:58,123
我們到處找他

505
00:24:58,707 --> 00:24:59,625
妳們有找到嗎?

506
00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:04,671
有,真的很開心

507
00:25:06,715 --> 00:25:08,217
我都忘記這件事了

508
00:25:09,635 --> 00:25:10,636
謝謝你

509
00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:15,516
我想了很多想要對妳說的話

510
00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:22,523
我想過我希望怎麼解釋
以及我當時為何會開車

511
00:25:24,608 --> 00:25:26,151
我有多後悔

512
00:25:29,863 --> 00:25:31,365
但這些都無所謂

513
00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:36,495
因為事情發生了,而且全都是我的錯

514
00:25:39,331 --> 00:25:41,458
我做什麼都改變不了現實

515
00:25:45,337 --> 00:25:46,379
我只能跟妳說

516
00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:51,343
我無時無刻都想著她

517
00:25:53,178 --> 00:25:55,973
還有妳跟妳爸

518
00:25:57,683 --> 00:26:02,229
我隨時都想著你們所有人

519
00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:07,943
我真的非常地抱歉,我...

520
00:26:08,819 --> 00:26:09,944
我希望我能改變過去

521
00:26:09,945 --> 00:26:12,446
- 我希望我能回到當時,然後...
- 我原諒你

522
00:26:12,447 --> 00:26:13,532
什麼?

523
00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:19,663
我原諒你

524
00:26:22,124 --> 00:26:23,542
我媽會這麼做

525
00:26:29,089 --> 00:26:30,090
謝謝妳

526
00:26:33,135 --> 00:26:34,136
我不...

527
00:26:38,307 --> 00:26:39,308
謝謝妳

528
00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:56,115
我要走了

529
00:26:56,116 --> 00:26:57,033
你要去哪?

530
00:26:57,034 --> 00:26:59,827
市區開了一間新的店,我要去看腰帶

531
00:26:59,828 --> 00:27:03,497
那不是腰帶店,但我覺得他們一定有賣

532
00:27:03,498 --> 00:27:04,457
希望囉

533
00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:07,419
好,妳最棒了

534
00:27:08,629 --> 00:27:09,671
嘿,我...

535
00:27:12,174 --> 00:27:13,300
算了,沒事

536
00:27:14,968 --> 00:27:18,430
怎麼了?妳什麼都能跟我說啊
妳通常都會說

537
00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:23,477
我不...我覺得...我不知道啦

538
00:27:24,186 --> 00:27:28,482
你有沒有曾經覺得有點奇怪
好像有點不知所措?

539
00:27:29,525 --> 00:27:30,943
好蠢喔

540
00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:36,156
狗狗照片的那件事
讓我很難過,你知道嗎?

541
00:27:36,865 --> 00:27:38,075
而且我很想念餐車

542
00:27:39,243 --> 00:27:41,452
我也很愛這棟房子,你知道的

543
00:27:41,453 --> 00:27:45,122
可是,孩子們不在感覺有點空洞

544
00:27:45,123 --> 00:27:46,458
不過比較不吵啊,對吧?

545
00:27:47,876 --> 00:27:49,418
對,氣味好多了

546
00:27:49,419 --> 00:27:53,924
對,好
不如我們幫妳再弄一輛餐車吧?

547
00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:56,259
我投烤乳酪三明治一票

548
00:27:56,260 --> 00:28:00,639
- 我真的很會做那個耶
- 對啊

549
00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:05,518
跟你說吧,我很好,你去開心看腰帶吧

550
00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:07,688
太好了,待會見囉

551
00:28:08,397 --> 00:28:09,523
我愛妳,寶貝

552
00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:11,190
愛你

553
00:28:11,191 --> 00:28:13,735
我的天啊,我現在緊張的能量值好高

554
00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:17,071
- 要去戴夫巴斯特嗎?
- 當然好啊

555
00:28:17,072 --> 00:28:17,989
等等,布萊恩

556
00:28:17,990 --> 00:28:20,283
我知道我稍早為此對你發脾氣

557
00:28:20,284 --> 00:28:22,911
但我很高興你來找他

558
00:28:23,829 --> 00:28:26,164
是啊,這對我來說絕對是件新鮮事呢

559
00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:29,626
話說回來

560
00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:34,882
有時候人如果需要協助
是很容易能看得出來的

561
00:28:37,092 --> 00:28:38,594
全都寫在臉上了

562
00:28:43,182 --> 00:28:46,392
我不懂她為何要住院,只是白內障手術

563
00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:48,686
對啦,我有低調地賄賂了醫生
讓她住院過夜

564
00:28:48,687 --> 00:28:50,688
因為我認為妳會想放假一晚

565
00:28:50,689 --> 00:28:51,814
妳是我的英雄

566
00:28:51,815 --> 00:28:53,901
還有,我想秀新房給妳看

567
00:28:55,986 --> 00:28:56,987
好

568
00:28:57,738 --> 00:28:59,155
真是太時髦了

569
00:28:59,156 --> 00:29:00,531
對啊,還用說?

570
00:29:00,532 --> 00:29:02,366
炫富、太貴了

571
00:29:02,367 --> 00:29:03,951
臭女人,妳不會真裝了壁燈吧?

572
00:29:03,952 --> 00:29:06,078
有啊,小妹,我裝了超多壁燈

573
00:29:06,079 --> 00:29:08,165
哇

574
00:29:08,749 --> 00:29:10,918
怎樣呢?妳帶我來,只是想要洗我的臉?

575
00:29:11,418 --> 00:29:13,212
- 對啊,有一點
- 呃哼

576
00:29:14,004 --> 00:29:15,380
不只有這個原因

577
00:29:16,465 --> 00:29:18,509
蔻妮,我釋放妳

578
00:29:19,885 --> 00:29:21,260
妳他媽是什麼意思?

579
00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:25,641
我想說的是...

580
00:29:27,768 --> 00:29:29,436
我知道妳為媽做了多少事

581
00:29:30,395 --> 00:29:33,148
妳也很努力地想要振作起來

582
00:29:34,149 --> 00:29:35,901
我為此非常以妳為榮

583
00:29:36,902 --> 00:29:37,735
謝了

584
00:29:37,736 --> 00:29:43,241
我一直都很害怕如果妳離開
媽會要求我回去幫忙

585
00:29:43,242 --> 00:29:44,408
而且老實說

586
00:29:44,409 --> 00:29:47,411
不管“好”或是“不好”
我都不知道該怎麼回答

587
00:29:47,412 --> 00:29:50,206
但那不是妳的問題,那是我的問題

588
00:29:50,207 --> 00:29:53,293
好了,妳做的已經太多了

589
00:29:53,961 --> 00:29:54,961
對,沒錯

590
00:29:54,962 --> 00:29:58,714
我只要求妳給我一點時間

591
00:29:58,715 --> 00:30:00,384
想出個能照顧她的方法

592
00:30:02,094 --> 00:30:05,013
在那之後,妳就滾吧,懂嗎?

593
00:30:06,890 --> 00:30:07,891
我要為此乾一杯

594
00:30:09,685 --> 00:30:10,685
妳需要多少時間?

595
00:30:10,686 --> 00:30:11,895
不知道,20年吧

596
00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:13,855
- 兩天
- 八年啦

597
00:30:13,856 --> 00:30:15,524
- 兩週
- 三個月

598
00:30:16,817 --> 00:30:18,235
給我三個月吧

599
00:30:19,111 --> 00:30:20,279
成交

600
00:30:22,322 --> 00:30:24,032
孩子,覺得如何?

601
00:30:24,950 --> 00:30:28,619
還是全身都很痛,但好多了

602
00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:29,620
好

603
00:30:29,621 --> 00:30:31,957
我媽說你們去找我爸談了

604
00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:34,041
他在這裡嗎?

605
00:30:34,042 --> 00:30:37,378
- 天啊,老爸都好難搞
- 對啊

606
00:30:37,379 --> 00:30:39,673
他們不是每次你需要的時候都會挺你

607
00:30:40,632 --> 00:30:44,553
但他們最終會的,看看我,花了我一整年

608
00:30:45,637 --> 00:30:46,888
嘿

609
00:30:46,889 --> 00:30:48,181
他真的快很多

610
00:30:48,182 --> 00:30:49,265
嘿,爸

611
00:30:49,266 --> 00:30:52,143
讓他們獨處一下吧

612
00:30:52,144 --> 00:30:53,228
謝了

613
00:30:57,232 --> 00:31:01,736
我們兩個都知道我不善於聊感情的事

614
00:31:01,737 --> 00:31:02,737
沒關係,爸

615
00:31:02,738 --> 00:31:05,282
- 你什麼都不用說
- 不,讓我說

616
00:31:06,158 --> 00:31:08,827
當你跟我說我讓你失望的時候...

617
00:31:11,413 --> 00:31:13,832
我的態度會那麼自我防禦...

618
00:31:15,626 --> 00:31:18,837
是因為你說得對

619
00:31:22,341 --> 00:31:25,469
尚恩,兒子,我真的非常非常抱歉

620
00:31:25,969 --> 00:31:30,098
沒關係,爸,我們沒事,我們會沒事的

621
00:31:34,603 --> 00:31:35,604
好

622
00:31:38,774 --> 00:31:41,485
得讓你快點出院
這樣你就可以跟我去釣魚

623
00:31:44,863 --> 00:31:47,156
我想你應該不會太快就跳起霹靂舞

624
00:31:47,157 --> 00:31:48,115
別讓我笑啊

625
00:31:48,116 --> 00:31:49,742
對啊,記得你那時候超愛跳嗎?

626
00:31:49,743 --> 00:31:51,161
天啊,真是太感人了

627
00:31:51,745 --> 00:31:53,080
別看他們了

628
00:31:53,580 --> 00:31:55,456
保羅,這是很感人的時刻

629
00:31:55,457 --> 00:31:59,086
我好開心,那個人對他兒子做的事
我都要對著你照做

630
00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:03,048
別做

631
00:32:08,178 --> 00:32:09,679
給我停...

632
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,640
保羅,如果不想要我親下去,你可以抽手

633
00:32:12,641 --> 00:32:16,895
我不會抽手,你得學會設界線

634
00:32:25,362 --> 00:32:28,240
他要我這麼做,我不會問原因
他是我老闆

635
00:32:38,542 --> 00:32:40,251
哇,拍得太棒了

636
00:32:40,252 --> 00:32:41,335
別說了

637
00:32:41,336 --> 00:32:45,673
我的狗很帥
但每次我要幫牠拍照,牠就會舔菊花

638
00:32:45,674 --> 00:32:47,425
這個嘛,是有可能

639
00:32:47,426 --> 00:32:49,678
不過我依舊認為是攝影者的問題

640
00:32:50,345 --> 00:32:52,138
- 妳覺得...
- 對,沒錯

641
00:32:52,139 --> 00:32:53,139
那就幫我啊

642
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:57,102
我是說,牠就在這裡
妳有帶相機,我們去公園吧

643
00:32:58,604 --> 00:32:59,771
什麼?現在嗎?

644
00:33:01,023 --> 00:33:02,733
對啊,現在啊

645
00:33:06,904 --> 00:33:09,489
好啊,有何不可呢?

646
00:33:10,574 --> 00:33:12,116
太好了,那就走吧

647
00:33:12,117 --> 00:33:13,159
來吧,夥伴

648
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,411
今天是牠的幸運日

649
00:33:15,370 --> 00:33:17,706
- 當心...小心
- 牠好可愛,抱歉

650
00:34:13,929 --> 00:34:15,931
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