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狐狸精...婆娘

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狐狸精,婆娘...

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甚麼鬼?

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心瑪拍片擺上抖音唱衰我

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狐狸精...婆娘

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她已經玩了一星期

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我不想再理

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恕我要講,首歌好正

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勁洗腦

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- 有那種...
- 沒錯

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狐狸精...婆娘

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- 狐狸精婆娘...
- 我聽到的

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對不起

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你跟家人食飯順利嗎?

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很好,我最近教我爸玩《決勝時刻》

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我們通宵跟12歲細路鬧交

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- 他們打殘你們,對吧?
- 沒錯,他們勁衰格

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還有,記得我的舊戰友賀希嗎?

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我避見的那個

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他又來了,這次我會跟他見面

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好極,用治療業界術語,你有上升趨勢

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多謝

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但經此一役,我仍然覺得最正的是

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我發現可以坐住沖涼

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- 應該不能返轉頭
- 我同意

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我買沖涼櫈之前,應該從未洗過腳

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很噁心

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爸爸,你又講得太多了

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你為何還未走?

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他終於到,行得未?

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等等,我要先斟滿水樽

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應該要一個鐘

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我不等到行山至講了

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查理和我已簽紙,我們決定領養孩子

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好嘢

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- 唏
- 恭喜

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- 多謝
- 你們為何決定領養

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而不是物色心水寶寶,派麗絲去偷?

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我絕對會偷寶寶

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我們知道

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這樣我就可以在派對上感觸地說

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“就像是寶寶領養我們”

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正到爆

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- 對
- 一定好正

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我很想見你變成爸爸身型

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我也想,但我跟查理擲公字,我輸了

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看誰能夠自暴自棄
而誰則要繼續脫毛操肌

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但大家別太雀躍

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因為史華說可能要等很久

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我不明白

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你怎樣傾成在梅巴內的交易
而沒得失其他拍檔?

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我只是下海,然後就想通了

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- 恭喜
- 下海?我鍾意

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我最鍾意那樣解決問題

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總之呢...

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我只是來一陣跟恩師傾工作

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- 正是我
- 就是他

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他還講過你會在這裏

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所以我決定穿上最窄的褲

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提醒你有個人

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留言約你出街,他還存在

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- 明白
- 可惜

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我重了幾磅

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這條窄褲阻住我下體血液循環

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條褲超窄

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我要走了,要儘快除褲

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- 再見
- 拜

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- 拜,戴歷
- 拜

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這個翹臀,你怎能放走?

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我一直會死不放手,若我是女人

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好消息,戴力,不用做女人都可以

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- 來加雙筷吧
- 要筷子來做甚麼?

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好吧,聽住

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我承認,沒錯,我有點鬆懈

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我媽的事後,戴二曾打來問候她

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但我沒聽,因為我不好意思
不是我先聯絡他

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- 是我放他飛機的
- 嘩

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況且現在我有點驚,因為若我們上床

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他就會是我上過的頭號型男

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- 對
- 對

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是其中一個

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不,是至今最型

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你見到那個男人嗎?

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我差點想衝出來,跟兩位戴生起雙飛

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多謝你預我

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另一個戴生有份才會

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好吧,沒錯,他很有魅力

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但誰是嘉比的亞軍型男?

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- 奇夫?
- 天啊,奇夫

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- 奇夫好型
- 奇夫,沒錯

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- 他型到爆
- 我仍傳短訊給他

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所以最型是戴歷

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第二型的是奇夫

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- 沒錯
- 然後輪到...

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占美

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占美

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- 祖美
- 天啊

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- 天啊
- 住在貨車的祖美?認真?

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- 對
- 對,部車好型

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而且他有巨鳥

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不夠鬥

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- 對
- 祖美去死吧

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親愛的,你沒事吧?我讓你排第四位

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我排第三,你們心裏很清楚

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我們去行山吧

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《誠實治療法》

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{\an8}狐狸精...婆娘

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{\an8}狐狸精婆娘,狐狸精...

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{\an8}心瑪有天分

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{\an8}我知,勁洗腦

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{\an8}- 沒錯
- 我知你最近有見愛麗斯

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{\an8}所以你應該想知道她在面對甚麼事

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{\an8}哈囉

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丹,進來吧

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抱歉,你剛才坐哪張櫈?

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那張

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他受不住別人留下的餘溫

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{\an8}那麼你們有大把話題

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{\an8}丹,坐吧

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{\an8}史丹明天結婚了

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{\an8}他是我的頭號老友,但他在婚禮會很忙

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{\an8}獨自跟陌生人一齊坐,我諗起就驚

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{\an8}所以我應該做不到

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{\an8}丹,記得我經常話人要往前進嗎?

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{\an8}跟史丹做朋友是大突破

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{\an8}但亦似乎讓你有藉口停滯不前

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{\an8}停滯也可以是前進啊

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{\an8}不可能

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{\an8}聽我講,做朋友就是要互相支持

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{\an8}你想現身支持史丹嗎?

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{\an8}想,我想支持他

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那就要出席婚禮

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未必,我又驚又固執,簡直是致命組合

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丹,抱歉,但我的治療屢見成效

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我可能是無敵,所以你和我

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要一齊推倒這幅牆

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一次治療就得?

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沒錯,很黐線

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好吧,我們今天要全日一齊

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你我會克服這難關,現在開始

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{\an8}頂,你知道嗎?我稍後還約了另一位病人

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{\an8}然後要去洗牙

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{\an8}好吧,我要打幾個電話

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{\an8}然後我們一齊克服難關,現在開始

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是你自己坐暖的,丹,沒事

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多謝你又請我飲咖啡

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但我五分鐘後要上堂,所以...

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- 不要緊
- 好吧

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原本我想詳細介紹自己,但我會長話短說

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來吧

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我來自麻省

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對盤尼西林過敏

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任何白汁菜式都鍾意
雖然我不太受得奶製品

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我見過Craigslist創辦人一次,他很衰格

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嘩,雙重趕客

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哪個?

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絕對是因為白汁會令你肚痛

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值得的

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弊

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- 怎麼了?
- 是奇莎,別望過去

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嘩,她正衝過來
我們有危險嗎?應該逃跑嗎?

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不,她憑田徑獎學金入讀
一定會追到我們

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- 天啊
- 嗨

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怎麼了?

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我要交關於家庭系統的論文,即刻就要交

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你可以看幾眼,評價一下嗎?

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我想搞清楚

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你想我審讀和修改論文
等你交給我後再看一次?

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沒錯

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真夠薑,我鍾意

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- 來吧,給我
- 謝謝

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又要講多次抱歉

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不要緊,因為現在我要利用你的內疚

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逼你跟我好好去一次街

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- 認真?
- 我願意即刻應約

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- 等等,吓?
- 吓?

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你經常說要照顧自己,這就是了

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況且我收到可靠消息,她的下面暫時收山

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而你的就營業中?

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不恰當

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但沒錯,全天候營業

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我不知你有甚麼問題,奇莎

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但你應該修補跟爸爸的關係

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奇莎,別壞我大事

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戴歷,就這樣,今日下午

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- 好吧
- 嘩

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我一定要那樣做的,幸福靠自己爭取嘛

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算你吧

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這會影響我的分數嗎?

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我老實跟你講,奇莎,有可能

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會

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好吧,怎會有人想坐共享餐檯?

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這是典型的暴露療法,丹

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你知道嗎?觸發恐懼的情況

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會刺激杏仁核的一小群神經元

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暴露療法有助鎮靜那些恐懼神經元

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- 真的嗎?
- 沒錯

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我完全不明你說甚麼

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總之信我吧,有效的

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舉例講,我以前怕蜘蛛
於是買了一本關於蜘蛛的書

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認識牠們的奇怪方式

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久而久之,我可以徒手捉

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現在我見到那些騎呢怪物

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我會盯住牠的八隻眼仔
然後說:“我才是大佬”

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- 正啊
- 你點了班戟?

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沒錯,好味到癲

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沒錯,你呢?

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這些是班戟,是我點的

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- 沒錯,好味到癲
- 沒錯

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失陪一陣

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- 是...
- 喂,沒事吧?

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你今早看到彩虹嗎?

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現在他行開了,我們不用再傾偈,所以...

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- 小小隔板
- 唏

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我要去女兒學校處理些少事

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謝天謝地,這方法差到爆

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唏,你真的想離開?

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聽住,很抱歉,這次你的治療無效

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康納返大學後,一直沒打給我

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被你生出來的人冷落,你試過嗎?

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沒有

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唏,去我的微型啤酒廠吧

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我有東西想給你看

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希望是“微型啤酒廠”的同義詞表吧

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很扮嘢

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- 扮得有型嗎?
- 可能吧

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遲些見

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保羅,嗨,好極了

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這位是我的朋友麥哥

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廢話少講,我要入去

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好吧

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- 給我的?
- 是

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你要吃它?

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你指我付錢買完拿過來的東西?

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我不知道

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喂,保羅,你居然有朋友?

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我們沒有這種標籤

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我是老雷,我們真心相愛

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真窩心

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我只想講你知

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你剛才見到麥哥和我一齊
我們是完全清白的

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你特登走進來諸多解釋

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我當然相信你

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還有,可以幫我一個忙
不向戴力提及此事嗎?

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情節越來越複雜,原來還有個戴力

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我不鍾意他

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聽住,麥哥和我只是老朋友,我老公憎他

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我有必要問一句

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這個麥哥...講開又講,這個名好白癡

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同意

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他是人夫嗎?

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- 沒有
- 他聽你說話嗎?

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他似是在意你的煩惱嗎?

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沒錯,朋友就是如此

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沒錯,當然

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- 老雷,你是單身
- 沒錯

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你會跟有魅力的女人去街
純粹跟她們做朋友嗎?

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會,有一個

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聽到吧?

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我一直在等她做錯事

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然後...

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即是有兩票,“麥哥想氹你上床”

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夠了,聰明笨伯,你們都錯了

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無人想氹我上床

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當然有人想跟我上床,但你懂我的意思吧

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你點識她?

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她有次差點在我的書檯大便

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是這樣的,打架起因是
心瑪播放“狐狸精婆娘”條片

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整個飯堂都看到

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- 明白
- 愛麗斯搶去心瑪的手機

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扔進一桶沙律醬裏

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然後有人大叫和推撞,還有...

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我在聽

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然後有人大叫和推撞

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而藝術老師碧查太太

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被鬧是孤獨老婦

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- 然後喊住回家
- 明白

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我會稱之為“沙律醬之亂”
因為我鍾意食字

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那不算是食字

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在結尾加“之亂”兩字不是食字

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總之,繼續講吧

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愛麗斯和心瑪都停課

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我們很久沒見過這種暴力

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自從你上次來

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所以我想問

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你跟愛麗斯關係如何?

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我知道你們有父女紋身

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沒錯,但是紋在有品味和無不當的位置

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不是不當

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我的意思是位置恰當,沒有不當

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我想講的是,我們很好

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一切回復正常

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爸爸,這個人是誰?

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他是我的病人,乖女

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我不想在這裏,因為我的問題從高中開始

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阿丹,人人都從高中開始就有問題

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傾完了

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好吧,有甚麼要跟我們講?

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是關於我們的未來父親簡介吧?

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我早講過你的標題好似上網約炮

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“兩爸誠徵第三個“?
以前得,將來都會得

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約炮到底是甚麼?單眼

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- 他說單眼?
- 沒錯

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講返正題,有好消息

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很少會發生得這麼快

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但你們的簡介肯定很吸引
因為有媽媽選了你們

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天啊,幾時?

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她正在催生,今晚開飯前
寶寶就屬於你們了

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- 天啊
- 我預約了按摩

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- 真太人興奮
- 太遲了,不能取消

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很明顯,不准去街,直到停完課

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只是今天

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這間爛鬼學校真識罰學生

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即是日落前,我哪裏都不能去?

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不是,你可以去一個地方

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去找心瑪傾

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我怎會那樣做?

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因為康納的事,我已跟心瑪道歉很多次

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抱歉,聖人都有錯,我經歷喪母之痛嘛

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怎麼了?

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我是過來人

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去到邊都覺得無人及我慘

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但乖女,雖然媽媽死了
不代表我們可以肆無忌憚

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以為其他人沒有苦處

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我想講的是,你到底知道
心瑪的人生還有甚麼事嗎?

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她講過幾年沒跟爸爸來往

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一定很難受

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還有呢?

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還有...

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她最近轉售媽媽的藥

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還有甚麼?

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她說遇上康納給她久違的幸福

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可惡

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可惡

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你真識做人老豆

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我最近狀態大勇

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多謝你

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- 真騎呢,你居然還未走
- 我同意

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- 你餓嗎?我餓了
- 我吃得落

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- 你看,是蜘蛛
- 我才是大佬

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點樣?

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- 沒想到你居然來了
- 老實講

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我之前不信你擁有一間微型啤酒廠

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是真的,我有廚房團隊
還有一個叫赫達的調酒師

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- 赫達聽似是假的
- 對,沒有這個人

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而且我完全不識釀啤酒

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我都估到,沒錯

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不過...

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你看

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嘩,你搞甚麼鬼?

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其實跟啤酒廠格格不入,但是...

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沒所謂,我大可以釀新啤酒
名字叫做“獵犬麥啤”之類

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醉鬼超鍾意狗

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所以我才開始幫手寄養

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我飲紅酒飲到醉
第二朝決定拯救世上所有狗

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聽我講,我知你最近不開心

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我只想你透過我對眼看見自己

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你很有型,又幽默又有才華

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看看這些相片吧

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你看世界的目光與別不同

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我不知點講我有幾感動

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麗絲絲,我願意為你做任何事

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對不起,我要走了,我不能這樣做

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頂

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第三次首次約會,踩單車很大風險

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但幸好我有套超可愛的單車裝

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我覺得正到噴火

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嘩

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“嘩”的意思是我好靚

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抑或我個妹妹很顯眼?

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00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:46,941
我的意思是“天啊,你好靚”

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那麼我應該...

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留起這套戰衣

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好吧,請話我知不會踩很遠吧

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只是踩180米去公園

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我們會坐低飲些酒

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談談我們有幾想繼續踩單車,但其實不想

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我最鍾意齋講不做運動

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- 是飲酒藉口
- 對

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你買了哪款酒...

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00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:08,671
太好了,你在家

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00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:12,175
抱歉,我應該是阻住你們介入妹妹

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00:18:12,176 --> 00:18:13,551
我早就知道

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很可愛啊

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00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:19,223
他們想明天就給我們寶寶,我驚到震

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00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:22,185
查理派我去買嬰兒用品
但我不知寶寶需要甚麼

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00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:25,314
於是我慌張到買了20塊尿片和雞仔裝

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00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,982
很可愛,令我的卵巢有反應

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00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:29,735
對我來說,不是好事就是壞事

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00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,865
不應該這麼快就配對成功的

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00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,034
我只看了一本嬰兒書

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00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:38,994
開始看一本嬰兒書

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算吧,我買了一本嬰兒書

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00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,288
講真話吧

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00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,706
我根本沒有嬰兒書

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00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:45,958
- 終於講了
- 我們無時間做嬰兒安全措施

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00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,793
買汽車安全椅、食兩份餐

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00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,670
我想要九個月啊

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00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:51,964
為何不跟丈夫講你未準備好?

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00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,300
不行,另一個戴生,寶寶事件開始時

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00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,469
我太過猶豫不決

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00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:58,596
你或者不了解我,我五時花六時變

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00:18:58,597 --> 00:19:00,848
- 我有留意到
- 沒有那麼明顯

404
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,726
天啊,我連自己有幾善變都講不定

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00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:05,561
我應承過查理,我已準備好

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但若我現在說未準備好,他不會再信我

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00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,982
他已經覺得我對寶寶的事不夠上心

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00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:10,900
講開又講

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00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:13,152
如果狗狗門太細,我們要加多道門

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00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,487
到底有嬰兒門這東西嗎?

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00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:16,113
- 沒有
- 沒有

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00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:18,407
求求你們幫我

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00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,744
拜仁,坐低好嗎?

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00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:23,496
聽我講,我知道很困難可怕

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00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:27,250
- 沒錯
- 但我保證會思考一下

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00:19:27,251 --> 00:19:31,671
先等戴歷和我做10秒運動,然後飲到爛醉

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00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:33,589
- 不
- 對

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不要緊

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00:19:35,843 --> 00:19:39,762
不如這樣,你打給查理和所有信任的人

420
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,806
我們一齊下海想辦法

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00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:43,516
- 好吧
- 好嗎?

422
00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:45,643
聽似是好主意,我鍾意,一言為定

423
00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:48,856
- 好吧,我去斟水給你
- 多謝,我很口渴

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00:19:49,648 --> 00:19:50,649
他怎會知道?

425
00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:52,692
我鍾意他

426
00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:56,487
他令我即刻變得冷靜和性慾高漲

427
00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:57,573
我也是

428
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:02,118
若我今晚跟他上不到床,我要攞你命

429
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:03,494
- 知道
- 明嗎?

430
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:05,288
- 我明白
- 好吧

431
00:20:05,289 --> 00:20:06,622
我懂你的意思

432
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,541
但你不是很期待見賀希嗎?

433
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:11,711
沒錯,那是因為我們的小隊只得他

434
00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:13,172
精神狀態總是穩定

435
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,840
現在他想見我,因為他很痛苦

436
00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:17,341
這種事十常八九

437
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:20,220
我知,但我可以給他甚麼建議?

438
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,973
被趕出家門,搬去跟心理醫生同居?

439
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:26,809
他最不應該依靠的人是我

440
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,770
我不會一開口就這樣講

441
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:32,815
但丹,不妨講給阿桑知

442
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:34,817
甚麼令你較易向我傾訴

443
00:20:34,818 --> 00:20:37,612
因為他個樣似可憐的橡樹嗎?

444
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:40,072
隨便你點講吧,保羅,但今朝早

445
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,825
有個女人說
我是她搭上過最型的五個男人之一

446
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:44,327
即是排第五?

447
00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:46,455
是第四啊,衰人

448
00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,290
講返正題,丹

449
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:50,626
這個嘛

450
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:55,505
老實講,在我開始向你傾訴那天,你說...

451
00:20:55,506 --> 00:20:57,090
你也寂寞

452
00:20:58,342 --> 00:21:00,676
可能我想要一樣受困擾的治療師吧

453
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,639
如果是那樣,正中紅心

454
00:21:04,765 --> 00:21:08,018
但沒錯,落難人擅長幫落難人

455
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:09,853
看我們就知

456
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:12,606
你認為點樣?

457
00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:15,566
弊

458
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,485
- 嗨,拜仁,點樣?
- 好彩你接聽

459
00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:19,529
我以為你要工作或做悶蛋事

460
00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:21,030
占美,聽住,你一定估不到...

461
00:21:21,031 --> 00:21:24,534
大家都知要等他講一大輪
我才需要出聲,所以...

462
00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:25,702
抱歉,阿桑,繼續講吧

463
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:28,288
死就死吧,我會去見他

464
00:21:29,498 --> 00:21:31,583
多謝你,占美的另一個病人

465
00:21:32,251 --> 00:21:33,752
我今早不是見過你嗎?

466
00:21:34,503 --> 00:21:35,337
你沒事吧?

467
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,881
- 他禁錮你嗎?
- 是

468
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,259
不是,丹,是你想留低

469
00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:42,969
- 我改變主意了
- 你沒有

470
00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:44,053
保羅,他沒有

471
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:46,097
我會給你其他治療師的名單

472
00:21:46,098 --> 00:21:48,892
不是針對他,占美所有病人都收到

473
00:21:50,269 --> 00:21:51,644
我要去見愛麗斯

474
00:21:51,645 --> 00:21:52,562
(奇津巡洋艦)

475
00:21:52,563 --> 00:21:54,105
你到底有聽嗎?

476
00:21:54,106 --> 00:21:56,274
- 弊
- 我會從頭講多次,我對天發誓

477
00:21:56,275 --> 00:21:58,235
拜仁,我當然在聽

478
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,404
多謝你肯跟我傾

479
00:22:01,113 --> 00:22:02,948
我被停課,無其他事好做

480
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:06,910
你爸有發嬲嗎?

481
00:22:07,953 --> 00:22:10,330
他禁止我出街三個鐘

482
00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:13,750
你媽媽有何反應?

483
00:22:14,585 --> 00:22:17,003
她昨晚被摩朗高賭場趕走

484
00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:19,923
所以她才不想理我的事

485
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:21,466
- 天啊
- 沒錯

486
00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:26,138
- 她做過甚麼?
- 她又把骰仔放入口

487
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,561
全是我的錯

488
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:37,982
是我辜負你,你不應遭受這種對待

489
00:22:37,983 --> 00:22:41,777
媽媽死時,人人都離棄我,但你支持我

490
00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:44,947
我一直超自私

491
00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:48,827
我從沒想過你一直面對的所有難題

492
00:22:49,453 --> 00:22:51,997
不會再有下次,我保證

493
00:22:53,165 --> 00:22:53,999
多謝你

494
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:57,044
我愛你

495
00:22:57,628 --> 00:22:58,962
我愛你

496
00:23:07,346 --> 00:23:08,847
你打算點處置康納?

497
00:23:10,057 --> 00:23:13,142
好吧,等到秋假,我就會吻他

498
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:16,312
然後我會哭著說:“我不應該吻你的”

499
00:23:16,313 --> 00:23:20,525
等到他考期中試時
我會在網上暗示有男友

500
00:23:20,526 --> 00:23:22,109
- 天啊
- 對,例如吃飯時

501
00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:23,903
影到男仔隻手,你明白嗎?

502
00:23:23,904 --> 00:23:27,574
然後在感恩節跟他復合

503
00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:30,118
但我會說我太飽,不能上床

504
00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:34,248
我鍾意這條復仇路線

505
00:23:34,998 --> 00:23:41,588
狐狸精...婆娘

506
00:23:42,548 --> 00:23:43,549
嗨

507
00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:46,133
為何我經常碰上你?

508
00:23:46,134 --> 00:23:47,134
愛麗斯不能來

509
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:49,929
她跟心瑪一齊,所以我跟她說會通知你

510
00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:51,557
為何不直接打給我?

511
00:23:53,809 --> 00:23:55,142
這個嘛...

512
00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:58,104
天啊,不要

513
00:23:58,105 --> 00:24:00,606
冷靜,我識規矩

514
00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:01,691
{\an8}(彩虹糖)

515
00:24:01,692 --> 00:24:04,278
熱帶口味,好東西

516
00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:12,285
- 多謝大家來
- 好吧

517
00:24:12,286 --> 00:24:14,537
我仍然不敢相信,你所講的“下海”

518
00:24:14,538 --> 00:24:16,372
是真的要落水,我還以為是

519
00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:18,541
一個比喻,例如是說:“慘了”

520
00:24:18,542 --> 00:24:22,003
“我們的盈利在跌,我們要下海撲水”

521
00:24:22,004 --> 00:24:23,379
不是

522
00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:27,675
大海這地方很神奇,有助你看清事情

523
00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:29,385
還未算是我最差的約會

524
00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:31,554
- 喂,占美,你搞甚麼鬼?
- 沒錯

525
00:24:31,555 --> 00:24:33,806
我的紋身還未可以沾水

526
00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:39,312
拜仁,我凍到乳頭僵了
有用嗎?清醒一點未?

527
00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:40,397
清醒了

528
00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:44,525
我認為占美不應該紋身,望上去很白癡

529
00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:45,610
很難睇,占美

530
00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:49,447
還有,我現在應付不到湊仔

531
00:24:49,448 --> 00:24:54,410
但我知可能要等很多年,才會再有機會

532
00:24:54,411 --> 00:24:59,916
所以我們無論準備好與否,都應該接受?

533
00:24:59,917 --> 00:25:01,376
我想問

534
00:25:03,754 --> 00:25:04,588
拜仁,對吧?

535
00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:06,672
沒錯,占美病人

536
00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:08,758
我們一直只談你的感受

537
00:25:08,759 --> 00:25:12,011
讓我想起跟老友史丹一齊時

538
00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:16,350
人人都問他的感受,但從不理我的

539
00:25:16,934 --> 00:25:19,352
所以身為也被忽略的人

540
00:25:19,353 --> 00:25:22,105
有人問過你丈夫的感受嗎?

541
00:25:24,942 --> 00:25:26,108
我好驚

542
00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:29,403
甚麼?你好驚?為何不早講?

543
00:25:29,404 --> 00:25:32,740
我自覺應該做勇敢的那個
但我跟你一樣驚

544
00:25:32,741 --> 00:25:35,076
但我想要懷胎十月的滋味

545
00:25:35,077 --> 00:25:38,996
我想打去醫院,有個可愛的小背囊

546
00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:40,457
好凍,長話短說吧,查理

547
00:25:41,124 --> 00:25:43,043
寶貝,我愛你

548
00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:49,466
我們一日未準備好,都不應該有寶寶

549
00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:52,468
- 真的嗎?
- 是

550
00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:54,888
我們不要寶寶了

551
00:26:07,693 --> 00:26:08,694
你打算說話嗎?

552
00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:11,780
麥哥吻我

553
00:26:12,364 --> 00:26:14,199
有誰想到會這樣?

554
00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:19,246
正確來講,應該說...

555
00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:23,709
我們接吻了

556
00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:27,044
搞錯,你笑甚麼?

557
00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:28,881
笑天意弄人吧

558
00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:33,593
我最近要面對自己的不忠

559
00:26:33,594 --> 00:26:36,013
事隔20年

560
00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:37,471
結果如何?

561
00:26:37,472 --> 00:26:39,182
我們重新做朋友

562
00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:42,269
即是我每週要跟她講電話,所以...

563
00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:44,605
不太好

564
00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:46,689
我要點補救?

565
00:26:46,690 --> 00:26:48,734
很容易,時光機

566
00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:53,988
我一直想不通我怎會這樣做

567
00:26:53,989 --> 00:26:55,490
- 不是...
- 不重要

568
00:26:56,074 --> 00:26:58,368
總有一百萬個理由,我全都聽過了

569
00:26:58,952 --> 00:27:03,539
感覺被忽視、迷失、缺乏人生目標

570
00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:06,501
家中空無一人、就快大壽

571
00:27:06,502 --> 00:27:08,128
我不再慶生了

572
00:27:08,712 --> 00:27:09,880
一定好正

573
00:27:10,506 --> 00:27:12,256
我現在應該點做?

574
00:27:12,257 --> 00:27:13,675
你可以埋藏心底

575
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:16,470
嘗試與內疚共存

576
00:27:17,304 --> 00:27:21,558
希望它會激勵你做個更好的伴侶

577
00:27:22,643 --> 00:27:23,893
但根據我的經驗

578
00:27:23,894 --> 00:27:29,607
大多數人只會被自己的所為折磨到死

579
00:27:29,608 --> 00:27:30,608
另一條路呢?

580
00:27:30,609 --> 00:27:35,072
你可以坦誠相告,面對後果

581
00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:40,577
希望它會激勵你們成為更穩固的夫妻

582
00:27:41,328 --> 00:27:42,578
但根據我的經驗

583
00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:45,831
大多數人只會被自己的所為折磨到死

584
00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:47,458
一定有第三條路的

585
00:27:47,459 --> 00:27:50,128
聽聞跟太空漫遊很相似

586
00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:55,675
- 你會點做?
- 麗絲,我...

587
00:27:55,676 --> 00:27:57,636
求你講我知吧

588
00:28:00,013 --> 00:28:03,016
紙總是包不住火

589
00:28:05,143 --> 00:28:07,437
我從來沒有任何秘密

590
00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:11,608
是不想一早講出來的

591
00:28:23,161 --> 00:28:24,329
難食到嘔

592
00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:26,164
還給我

593
00:28:33,338 --> 00:28:35,882
嘩,又一次奇怪的差點約會成功

594
00:28:35,883 --> 00:28:39,595
但這次我打扮得似暗黑沙灘嬉皮士

595
00:28:42,264 --> 00:28:43,431
我要吻你

596
00:28:43,432 --> 00:28:45,558
其實呢...

597
00:28:45,559 --> 00:28:47,310
- 你直接吻下來較好
- 頂

598
00:28:47,311 --> 00:28:49,103
請講我知我沒有壞事吧

599
00:28:49,104 --> 00:28:51,981
聽住,我知我不應帶你下海

600
00:28:51,982 --> 00:28:53,066
那真是...

601
00:29:00,741 --> 00:29:01,574
沒錯

602
00:29:01,575 --> 00:29:04,368
你想下我的海嗎?

603
00:29:04,369 --> 00:29:06,287
抱歉,我不知怎會那樣講

604
00:29:06,288 --> 00:29:07,581
當粉筆字抹掉吧

605
00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:12,127
但我真的鍾意你,戴歷

606
00:29:13,504 --> 00:29:16,048
我也是,很鍾意

607
00:29:19,092 --> 00:29:22,428
幫我想個理由,為何不即刻跟你上床吧

608
00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:24,388
因為我很想做得...

609
00:29:24,389 --> 00:29:27,100
- 明白
- 妥妥當當

610
00:29:30,103 --> 00:29:32,438
- 甚麼都想不到,我們去吧
- 先生

611
00:29:32,439 --> 00:29:34,857
- 好吧
- 拜託,我差點做了

612
00:29:34,858 --> 00:29:36,442
- 我差點衝上去
- 我知,好吧

613
00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:37,778
- 好,暫且不講笑
- 好吧

614
00:29:39,154 --> 00:29:41,364
我們不能上床,因為首先...

615
00:29:41,365 --> 00:29:44,742
我周身沙

616
00:29:44,743 --> 00:29:46,786
我也是,沒錯,那樣會...

617
00:29:46,787 --> 00:29:48,497
- 很痛很難頂
- 對

618
00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:51,290
不要緊,對吧?

619
00:29:51,291 --> 00:29:55,087
當然,反正我要去見奇莎,所以...

620
00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:58,047
黐線

621
00:29:58,048 --> 00:29:59,841
好吧,晚安

622
00:29:59,842 --> 00:30:00,967
晚安

623
00:30:00,968 --> 00:30:02,052
謝謝

624
00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:05,973
我有事想跟你們談

625
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,517
心瑪和我今日和好如初,那樣很好

626
00:30:09,518 --> 00:30:11,894
但她說令她最傷心的是

627
00:30:11,895 --> 00:30:14,313
我沒對她坦白

628
00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:18,985
我認為應該讓爸爸知道
我們最近跟你見面,路易斯

629
00:30:18,986 --> 00:30:21,112
- 我認為應該這樣做
- 同意

630
00:30:21,113 --> 00:30:22,364
我也同意

631
00:30:24,575 --> 00:30:28,077
但未知會否有辦法

632
00:30:28,078 --> 00:30:32,081
你們可以堅強勇敢地跟占美講

633
00:30:32,082 --> 00:30:38,004
可以不提及我,或完全不牽涉我?

634
00:30:38,005 --> 00:30:40,007
- 你想做衰仔?
- 呸

635
00:30:40,591 --> 00:30:43,009
我都要堅強勇敢?

636
00:30:43,010 --> 00:30:45,637
收到,好極

637
00:30:48,390 --> 00:30:50,350
你覺得絲巾女還在嗎?

638
00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:54,020
已經七個鐘了

639
00:30:54,021 --> 00:30:55,938
有道理,講開又講

640
00:30:55,939 --> 00:30:58,817
那個戴歷是我遇過最靚仔的人

641
00:30:59,401 --> 00:31:00,735
沒錯,是最靚仔的人之一

642
00:31:00,736 --> 00:31:03,655
不,是最靚仔的人

643
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,450
今日很好玩

644
00:31:07,075 --> 00:31:10,787
雖然我們沒有克服任何難關

645
00:31:12,289 --> 00:31:15,042
丹,想想你今日做過甚麼吧

646
00:31:15,626 --> 00:31:19,378
你去過高中,跟陌生人傾談

647
00:31:19,379 --> 00:31:21,964
你除衫下海

648
00:31:21,965 --> 00:31:23,967
身邊都是你從未見過的人

649
00:31:24,551 --> 00:31:26,719
沒錯,起初我要逼你開口

650
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,222
但最後你在水中游狗仔式

651
00:31:29,223 --> 00:31:31,058
穿著白底褲講真話

652
00:31:31,683 --> 00:31:32,975
是孖煙囪

653
00:31:32,976 --> 00:31:35,978
很貼身,但好看

654
00:31:35,979 --> 00:31:37,813
沒錯,我認為最可怕的是

655
00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:42,486
跟那個可怕後生女獨處10分鐘

656
00:31:43,237 --> 00:31:44,654
她很黐線

657
00:31:44,655 --> 00:31:46,949
- 再講多次,是我個女
- 很乖巧

658
00:31:47,491 --> 00:31:49,159
但無錯,若你能應付她

659
00:31:50,661 --> 00:31:52,538
就應付到史丹的婚禮

660
00:31:55,666 --> 00:31:57,834
你的治療仍然屢見成效,對吧?

661
00:31:57,835 --> 00:31:59,169
沒錯

662
00:32:00,921 --> 00:32:03,006
- 要攬攬嗎?
- 絕對不要

663
00:32:03,966 --> 00:32:08,679
然後我就停下來走了

664
00:32:10,013 --> 00:32:11,723
真是白癡

665
00:32:12,516 --> 00:32:14,685
我知你一定很傷心

666
00:32:18,230 --> 00:32:19,398
求你出句聲吧

667
00:32:20,941 --> 00:32:22,108
吻了多久?

668
00:32:22,109 --> 00:32:23,150
甚麼?

669
00:32:23,151 --> 00:32:24,403
是多久?

670
00:32:25,946 --> 00:32:29,574
我會數辛辛那提,話我知幾時停

671
00:32:29,575 --> 00:32:32,952
即是一個辛辛那提,兩個辛辛那提

672
00:32:32,953 --> 00:32:35,204
- 是密西西比
- 我鍾意辛辛那提

673
00:32:35,205 --> 00:32:36,123
好吧

674
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,459
一個辛辛那提

675
00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:42,713
有無搞錯?

676
00:32:44,965 --> 00:32:46,216
- 兩個辛辛那...
- 停

677
00:32:47,676 --> 00:32:49,218
即是兩個辛辛那提

678
00:32:49,219 --> 00:32:53,056
不,是一個辛辛那提、一個辛辛那

679
00:32:53,932 --> 00:32:54,933
麗絲

680
00:32:57,311 --> 00:33:00,730
你做甚麼,我都撐你

681
00:33:00,731 --> 00:33:03,149
你要我們做狗狗寄養家庭

682
00:33:03,150 --> 00:33:06,069
你基本上是收養了鄰居的女兒

683
00:33:08,071 --> 00:33:12,450
你拿我來講笑,有何所謂?傷不到我

684
00:33:12,451 --> 00:33:13,535
你知道原因嗎?

685
00:33:14,077 --> 00:33:14,911
不知道

686
00:33:14,912 --> 00:33:19,790
因為我骨子裏以為我們感情穩固

687
00:33:19,791 --> 00:33:20,958
是事實

688
00:33:20,959 --> 00:33:23,003
我對你沒甚麼要求

689
00:33:24,421 --> 00:33:25,422
從來都是

690
00:33:26,173 --> 00:33:28,884
你知我對那人有幾反感

691
00:33:29,510 --> 00:33:31,053
但你還是這樣做了

692
00:33:33,931 --> 00:33:36,224
等等,對不起

693
00:33:36,225 --> 00:33:38,185
我無意搞成這樣

694
00:33:38,852 --> 00:33:40,144
我想了結此事

695
00:33:40,145 --> 00:33:42,481
我們可以一齊想辦法

696
00:33:44,107 --> 00:33:47,193
聽我講,至少我有講你知

697
00:33:47,194 --> 00:33:52,490
這樣總好過你自己發現

698
00:33:52,491 --> 00:33:53,575
對吧?

699
00:33:54,117 --> 00:33:55,369
總要攬一下吧

700
00:33:57,913 --> 00:34:00,998
唏,祝你參加婚宴順利

701
00:34:00,999 --> 00:34:02,042
占美,多謝你

702
00:34:30,779 --> 00:34:31,780
可惡

703
00:35:15,407 --> 00:35:17,409
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