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我認為應該讓爸爸知道
我們最近跟你見面,路易斯

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- 同意
- 我也同意

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我們向占美講時,若他鬧爆我們

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我會像應對被熊襲擊那樣

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紮穩馬步,顯得自己很大隻

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然後大聲拍手

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天啊

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{\an8}請勿靠近...

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{\an8}(三年前)

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她有甚麼故事?

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她?

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她是帕莎甸娜最紅的婦產科醫生

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最近把婚戒遺留在病人體內

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醫生不是要戴手套嗎?

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她說戴了手套,甚麼都感覺不到

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原來她是藝術家

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- 好吧,這條友呢?對不起
- 不要手指指

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- 法蘭奇,你正廢柴
- 他是職業殺手

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正打給老闆說擊不中目標人物

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我要收你皮

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他很嬲今日沒殺人滅口

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你覺得他寂寞嗎?

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不,他跟媽媽一齊住

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她經常跟他講

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“我不理你殺幾多人
總之你有盡力就得”

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真窩心

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超窩心

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我搬進你家後,我們還會這樣做嗎?

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甚麼?由得你獨自等火車?

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到時你會做甚麼?看書?

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你知我不識字的

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沒錯,好極

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我不會停的,這是我全日最正的節目

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牛仔啊,好似真牛仔

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早晨

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嗨

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抱歉

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是真牛仔

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沒錯,真牛仔會殺死我們

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天啊,頂,你雙手好凍

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我在採取主動

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好吧,我想你採取主動

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你可以用我的身體暖手

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好嘢

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我知,好凍,凍死人

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好吧

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你們還未睡?

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阻人開心

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進來吧

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- 嗨
- 唏

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有朋友傳來這首歌,你們一定要聽

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正啊,聽歌派對

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- 好吧
- 這朋友又是那個...

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- 練波後車你回家的男生嗎?
- 媽媽

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抱歉,甚麼男生?

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- 只是閒人,媽媽啊
- 閒人?

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講吧,點稱呼?幾多歲?

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- 你們有一齊上堂嗎?
- 狄倫跟我不同學校

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原來叫狄倫

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鄰校男生狄倫?

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- 《高校貴族》味濃
- “狄倫包”

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- 你愛他嗎?
- 我可以約他爸飲啤酒嗎?

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- 天啊,我走了
- 帶他來吧

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- 別走,乖女,你父母好玩得
- 我們玩得,來吧

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別那樣看我們吧

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- 拜
- 拜

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早知那樣可以趕她走

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她很正

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沒錯,一般般吧

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應承我,我們要做對好父母

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她是我們最大的成就

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我應承你

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天啊

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你雙手怎會這麼快又凍返?

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我不吐不快

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你們知道嗎?
保羅跟心腹占美講他有柏金遜症

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但他還未肯講我知

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點都好,是他的損失

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我最近看柏金遜症的資料
它會變皮膚變乾和脫水

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每個黑妹都識,我可以做他的可可油指南

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可以講真煩惱未?

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你介紹我識的那個查理?多謝夾盛惠

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甚麼?他是我成世人遇過最型的男人之一

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他有甚麼問題?

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他指責我沒問及他的人生,他錯了

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我有問他最鍾意我的哪個故事

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- 正
- 他也對你無興趣

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那麼我一定要追他到手

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我嘗試再約他出去,問關於他的問題

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沒那麼難,我做得到的

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- 嗨
- 嗨,拜仁

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- 你叫嘉比,對吧?
- 沒錯

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提雅,我想講你知

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若你想替愛麗斯找個預考補習老師
我有好介紹,康納超愛她

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- 好啊,謝謝
- 好吧

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- 拜
- 拜

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再見

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她真是個媽媽

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細聲

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我在你的除夕派對見過她

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她嫌三嫌四,就像跟變裝老后傾偈

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我鍾意她

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- 當然,你也是變裝老后
- 沒錯

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你會改個甚麼綽號?

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“伊人當自長”

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- 因為我是律師
- 我們知道

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你每日都講

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好吧,我正式搬進來了

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大功告成

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我想問一句,我的東西
被你的擋住,抑或從此消失了?

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其實從此消失了

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你想知最奇怪是甚麼嗎?

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你根本不會掛念從前

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說得對,我從不在乎我的東西

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好極

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但是還有一點

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一個好小的問題

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其實都不小,大概是這麼大

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(選美俏臥底)

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你休想打珊迪的主意

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- 珊迪
- 不准你那樣叫她

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- 尊重一點
- 真奇怪,一個成年人

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至愛的電影居然是《選美俏臥底》
我還會跟他上床

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你不明白,因為你是靚女

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你從來不需要大執個樣

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才發現自己一直都很美

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我只聽到你讚我靚

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我就是那個意思

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好吧,我們要點做?

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我們每週見面,若有突發事
我就發短訊給你?抑或...

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我想把治療留在辦公室內

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界線對於治療關係很重要

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我不鍾意你的氣場

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但不知道呢,或者是多餘

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你可能會跟我講,我根本不需要治療

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不會...

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你在新症登記表格
已列出多個強迫性的行徑

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是重複行為、反轉衣服?

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- 沒錯
- 總是把手機電量

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維持於17%

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17是質數,所以...

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97也是啊

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頂

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這國家再也無人敬業樂業嗎?

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你今早愉快嗎?保羅

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有個叫布雷登的細路搞錯我點的比高包

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然後我跟他講,他落錯了另一款忌廉芝士

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他只是說:“是我衰”

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是敷衍地說“是我衰”,抑或是這樣?

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後者,有甚麼分別?

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我家有個少女
這是年輕人最誠懇的道歉方式了

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認真?

153
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那麼我很慶幸,我們破壞了他們的地球

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你真好人,保羅

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早晨

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- 嗨
- 嗨

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你隻手有點震,沒事吧?

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沒事,我...

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我只是睡得不好

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記得確保睡房夠涼,睡前不要碌手機

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老友,你幾時會停止做高大衰
叫他講我知?

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我有試過,嘉比

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你看不見我向他打眼色嗎?

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你是那個意思嗎?

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因為你似是想拍他馬屁

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我不會求他,嘉比,是他選我的

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非常感謝,好正

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各位,今晚真好玩,真開心我們終於食飯

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- 沒錯,很開心見到你們
- 你們一定要認識

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- 對
- 我早知你們會一見如故

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我會把腰果農夫的文章傳給你

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- 你一定會鍾意
- 當然

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- 拜
- 拜

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我飲了太多酒,不如叫車?

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不,我開車
我只飲了兩杯,這杯幾乎沒飲過

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把車留在這裏,明早才開走吧

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不,我一早要開工
而且路程只是1.6公里

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- 你想偷走?
- 它們超可愛

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快走...

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- 你們要約男子組聚會
- 當然

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肯定不會發生

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別這樣吧

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我很愛你,你知道嗎?

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你今晚一定有床福

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我們回家吧

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- 我沒講你知?
- 沒有

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{\an8}(救護車,緊急醫療服務)

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我可以要些花生醬嗎?

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可以

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你打算整瓶拿走?

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- 沒錯
- 是家庭裝,但好吧

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嗨

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你到底怎會在這裏?

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我以為你今晚去心瑪家過夜

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是昨晚

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她是你的女兒?

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- 親愛的,想吃晚餐嗎?
- 不用了

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真的嗎?丹妮卡不只是賊仔

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她還在供自己讀烹飪學院,所以...

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我會自己搞掂

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好吧

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她很友善

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放心,我很開心你來了

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今日是墨西哥夾餅星期二

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戴力,別吃,那碟是給愛麗斯的

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是我錯,我以為是我的

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- 對,不是你的,好吧
- 好

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好吧

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- 請坐
- 謝謝

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別客氣

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多謝你

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多謝你

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我們都愛你

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愛麗斯,隨便飲那罐汽水吧,我替你開了

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不用理他

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- 甚麼?
- 甚麼?

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我剛跟你的律師傾完認罪協議

218
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雖然是一年,行為良好就可能是十個月

219
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:40,848
我每個週末都會來探你,甚至放工後都會

220
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:43,017
我不想孤獨一人,所以我會在父母家暫住

221
00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:44,645
只是幾天

222
00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:48,565
爸爸,我明天有足球比賽

223
00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:50,484
你可以車我嗎?

224
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:52,986
我都想,沒錯

225
00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,822
我有很多工作要處理,所以...

226
00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,118
我問問麗絲可否送你吧

227
00:11:01,245 --> 00:11:02,829
我不想你來探我

228
00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:05,999
我甚至不想你再返回來

229
00:11:06,542 --> 00:11:09,085
- 去過你的人生吧
- 甚麼?

230
00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:11,420
不,你的人生就是我的

231
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:12,713
別這樣吧

232
00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,424
我們之後可以吃晚飯

233
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,426
辣雞三文治

234
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:18,886
或者甚麼都好吧

235
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,514
我們捱得過這一關的

236
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,349
不會

237
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,101
我們完了

238
00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,687
我犯下彌天大錯

239
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:31,650
每次望你,我只想起那一點

240
00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:34,611
但很快就得,很快

241
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,153
下場比賽吧

242
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,198
你做甚麼都無法改變

243
00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,451
若你真的關心我

244
00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:44,245
就走吧

245
00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:45,497
爸爸...

246
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:50,878
我需要你

247
00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:52,963
我做不到

248
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,758
好吧

249
00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:29,707
剛才有人偷聽我們的對話嗎?

250
00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,417
因為我要找個人跟我們返去

251
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,296
證明我們剛才講過打算向他坦白

252
00:12:35,047 --> 00:12:35,964
有人嗎?

253
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:05,994
《誠實治療法》

254
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,040
{\an8}情況沒你看到那麼差

255
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,750
{\an8}拜仁,有無搞錯?

256
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,711
{\an8}你真的以為...

257
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:17,964
{\an8}甚麼事?你搞甚麼鬼?

258
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,675
{\an8}那是我的反熊拍掌,沒想到真的有效

259
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:23,178
{\an8}爸爸,別嬲拜仁,都是我的錯

260
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:28,725
{\an8}你說路易斯出現過後,我一直無法忘記

261
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,561
{\an8}我偷偷跟蹤他

262
00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:32,687
{\an8}然後我講給保羅知

263
00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:36,274
{\an8}他要我答應不會接觸他,但我還是照做了

264
00:13:36,275 --> 00:13:42,281
{\an8}爸爸,起初很奇怪,但後來其實不錯

265
00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:43,907
{\an8}不錯?

266
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,410
{\an8}拜仁,怎會又關你事?

267
00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:50,914
{\an8}我...好吧,是這樣的,我應該仍做得到

268
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:52,707
{\an8}他來過這裏

269
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:54,792
{\an8}我說:“遠離這家人,死開”

270
00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,294
{\an8}然後他說:“對不起”

271
00:13:56,295 --> 00:13:58,713
{\an8}但他似乎很傷心,應該是這種語氣

272
00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:00,298
{\an8}於是我問:“你沒事吧?”

273
00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:02,383
{\an8}他說無事,但我看得出是相反

274
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,135
{\an8}我正處於超級同理心階段

275
00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:06,053
{\an8}因為查理和我決定要寶寶

276
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:08,681
{\an8}若是女孩,我們會改名為薩頓福斯特

277
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,642
{\an8}若是男孩,當然會是福斯特薩頓

278
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:13,352
{\an8}總之呢,我大嚇一跳

279
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,313
{\an8}於是我去了他工作的咖啡店

280
00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:18,983
{\an8}不是去見他,只是問他有無事

281
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:23,404
{\an8}他的老闆好似東尼蘇柏努,但更索

282
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:27,200
{\an8}即是那種會傷人心,但也是接吻高手?

283
00:14:27,201 --> 00:14:28,492
{\an8}遠離那種男生

284
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:33,789
{\an8}於是我向路易斯的老闆打探
他說:“沒錯,他鬱鬱不歡

285
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,292
{\an8}他情緒低落,但你不能解僱失落的人

286
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,585
{\an8}公審文化累事,對吧?”

287
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:40,213
{\an8}然後他叫路易斯過來,我們開始傾偈

288
00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:43,842
{\an8}占美,他的人生一片死寂

289
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,011
{\an8}似足《迷上癮》

290
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,472
{\an8}我不是指中段,全世界享受海洛英

291
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:54,227
{\an8}而是結尾,他們一蹶不振
知道海洛英毫不好玩

292
00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:55,645
{\an8}他無朋友

293
00:14:55,646 --> 00:14:57,397
{\an8}無傾訴對象

294
00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,399
{\an8}他在受苦

295
00:15:00,484 --> 00:15:04,779
{\an8}於是我帶他去散步傾偈

296
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:09,785
{\an8}因為我自知會過意不去
若我不嘗試幫他一下

297
00:15:10,536 --> 00:15:11,370
{\an8}講完

298
00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:15,498
{\an8}於是我向愛麗斯坦白一切

299
00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:19,210
{\an8}她說:“若你不帶我去見他
我就講給爸爸知”

300
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:20,670
{\an8}你都知少女的語氣吧

301
00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:24,507
{\an8}於是我們去了,情況很順利

302
00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:27,218
{\an8}因為她分享了媽媽的點滴

303
00:15:27,219 --> 00:15:32,391
{\an8}還有高飛帽的故事,而且她原諒了他

304
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:38,271
{\an8}關於你今晚見到的情況
有個叫多樂絲的女人

305
00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:40,731
{\an8}她願意證明我們打算向你坦白...

306
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,360
{\an8}- 你可以收聲了
- 我一開口就雞啄不斷

307
00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:46,780
{\an8}好吧

308
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,323
{\an8}我需要些少空間

309
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,742
{\an8}去消化

310
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,662
{\an8}拜仁的獨腳戲

311
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,498
{\an8}你是我個女

312
00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,543
{\an8}若你需要我,我會陪住你

313
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:03,672
你不是我個女,我不會陪你,滾

314
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,298
愛死你

315
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:06,215
憎死你

316
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:07,467
我明白

317
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:10,637
很對不起

318
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,389
拜,好吧

319
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,308
唏

320
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:19,813
你原諒了他?

321
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:22,524
沒錯

322
00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:25,736
你也應該原諒他

323
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,239
可能對你們兩個都是好事

324
00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:49,760
(麗絲)

325
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,930
{\an8}(我這黑妹識下廚)

326
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,307
嗨,是我

327
00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,518
你想就打給我吧

328
00:16:58,519 --> 00:16:59,603
我很掛住你

329
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:02,523
好吧,拜

330
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:09,319
這就是戴郎的馳名蛋治?

331
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:13,075
抱歉,麵包是買來的,我忘了帶酸種

332
00:17:14,326 --> 00:17:17,370
就當是報答你收留我吧

333
00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:18,578
老友,別客氣

334
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,832
你知道我愛你和麗絲的,我撐你們兩個

335
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,791
- 我知道
- 你打算點做?

336
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,710
你會去見那條友嗎?

337
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,002
見完又點?

338
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,881
不知道呢,一拳摏他塊面?

339
00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:31,342
跟他心口頂心口,逼到埋身

340
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,428
呼熱氣入對方個口

341
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:37,306
- 電影裏的直男是這樣的
- 好吧,我想搞清楚

342
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:41,811
你建議他去見吻麗絲的人
或者還跟他上床?

343
00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:44,105
沒錯,他一定會知死

344
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,107
- 沒錯
- 戴郎,別聽他亂講

345
00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,734
這是個好機會去專心照顧自己

346
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,194
有些人會浸浴

347
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,530
我本人就會融一大盒雪糕

348
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:54,992
插支飲筒,當果汁飲

349
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,244
你呢?

350
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:02,583
我鍾意睇老爺車相片,幻想維修它們

351
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,126
- 我也是
- 識玩

352
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,253
沒錯,或者午睡,我鍾意

353
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,046
我去拿張重力被給你

354
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,382
感覺像就快被巨石壓死

355
00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:14,010
但是平和地,好正

356
00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:15,554
多謝你

357
00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:18,181
好味?

358
00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:19,308
那麼...

359
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,729
你認為我應該去找這條友晦氣?

360
00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:26,106
我不知道,視乎情況吧

361
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,567
如果不去,你今晚睡得著嗎?

362
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:36,783
拜

363
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,746
好吧

364
00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:44,582
弊,他人呢?你做過甚麼?

365
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,501
不,都怪你

366
00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:47,920
你留低我跟他獨處

367
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:52,048
我昨晚又失眠了

368
00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:54,593
總是令手震更嚴重

369
00:18:55,219 --> 00:19:00,848
很有趣,你手震時總會捏住我個胸

370
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:03,310
不是因為手震,是主動出擊

371
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:05,896
我感覺怪怪的

372
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:08,815
開始無記性

373
00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:11,108
那麼你有何打算?

374
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,653
我打給茜克斯醫生了,今日就去見她

375
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:14,738
好

376
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:19,617
你還好吧,抑或有點驚?

377
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:21,828
我不知道,我從未驚過

378
00:19:22,621 --> 00:19:25,081
但你看似有點緊張
或者你應該跟我一齊去

379
00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:26,123
天啊

380
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,918
怎麼了?是你說想我多點示弱

381
00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:31,004
這就是示弱

382
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:34,549
慢慢細味吧

383
00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:35,843
我鍾意

384
00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:40,596
但我們講好了,我不會陪你覆診

385
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:43,100
我希望你都一樣無記性

386
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,102
來吧

387
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:53,527
你很勇敢,我以你為榮

388
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,445
謝謝

389
00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,615
雖然我不知你貴姓

390
00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:01,952
我知道我們今日沒預約
所以多謝你們抽幾分鐘見我

391
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:06,622
賀希就快到,我不想搞到一鑊粥

392
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:10,543
所以我想你們指點一下
我應做和不應做甚麼

393
00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:12,838
我負責應做那部分

394
00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:16,090
占美較適合講不應做甚麼

395
00:20:16,091 --> 00:20:17,842
小心啊,保羅,我嬲你

396
00:20:17,843 --> 00:20:18,759
你遲到

397
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,804
我知道,抱歉,不過...

398
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:24,098
我嬲爆爆進來,怎會變成我道歉?

399
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:26,018
你剛發現了我的超能力

400
00:20:27,895 --> 00:20:31,355
老友,我很期待跟你談賀希

401
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,691
但你介意我先用幾秒鬧爆保羅嗎?

402
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,443
似乎有花生食

403
00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:39,405
你怎可以不講我知
愛麗斯見過害死提雅的人?

404
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,282
- 你大鑊了
- 沒錯

405
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,242
是超級大鑊了

406
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,702
別再用那種態度

407
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:45,828
甚麼態度?

408
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:48,372
- 就是那種
- 好吧,算數

409
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:50,583
愛麗斯是我的病人

410
00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:54,588
我沒跟你講半句,是因為她18歲

411
00:20:55,339 --> 00:20:56,339
她是成年人

412
00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:59,551
她才17歲,保羅,她的生日幾星期後至到

413
00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:02,345
是我衰

414
00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:04,055
嘩,我感受到

415
00:21:04,056 --> 00:21:09,727
聽住,我有叫過愛麗斯
別跟那人聯絡,她沒聽我講

416
00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:11,062
我們都知人生就是如此

417
00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:13,439
我認為你不是很嬲我

418
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,442
我甚至不認為你嬲愛麗斯

419
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:21,114
所以不如好好思考,你到底嬲甚麼吧

420
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:24,367
勁啊,掟咪

421
00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:26,954
別說掟咪,他不是那個意思

422
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:31,082
保羅,你夠膽就試試扮掟咪

423
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,416
我無心情

424
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:35,754
- 掟吧...來吧...
- 保羅,別挑戰我...

425
00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:46,681
你兩個不用來,我沒事

426
00:21:46,682 --> 00:21:47,849
別再扮硬淨了

427
00:21:47,850 --> 00:21:49,725
我們是石頭姐妹,或者隨便你點叫吧

428
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:51,310
是石頭盟約

429
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:53,521
隨便你,你們都知“石頭姐妹”較好聽

430
00:21:53,522 --> 00:21:56,983
麗絲,聽我講,你都會問候你愛的人

431
00:21:56,984 --> 00:21:59,735
我要返工,所以愛麗斯負責第一更

432
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,195
我會派人增援,知道嗎?

433
00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:02,572
她知我做過甚麼嗎?

434
00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:04,157
我知,但我可以扮不知道

435
00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:09,036
麗絲,我被網絡公審
罵是狐狸精,而且個胸被毆

436
00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:11,247
不能相提並論,那是成年女人的問題

437
00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:15,043
好吧,對不起,我要走了
但愛麗斯,祝你好運

438
00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:20,048
- 你餓嗎?
- 不

439
00:22:20,549 --> 00:22:22,634
- 想睇戲嗎?
- 太慘了

440
00:22:23,135 --> 00:22:25,803
不如我們假裝你有個女兒

441
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:28,765
你可以幫我紮辮,給我人生建議?

442
00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:31,894
- 應該可以
- 好吧

443
00:22:36,315 --> 00:22:37,316
好吧

444
00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:43,363
別帶手機入浴室,真噁心

445
00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:45,781
超多細菌,好建議

446
00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:49,620
即使陰天都要搽防曬

447
00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:52,455
- 知道
- 它真的需要補搽的

448
00:22:52,456 --> 00:22:56,043
每兩個鐘就要,否則你會未老先衰

449
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,170
知道了

450
00:23:04,593 --> 00:23:06,011
早知道會見到你

451
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:08,304
你去死吧

452
00:23:08,305 --> 00:23:10,557
聽似很合理,要杯啤酒嗎?

453
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:12,643
不要

454
00:23:14,186 --> 00:23:15,229
以防萬一

455
00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:17,648
想打我一身嗎?

456
00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:20,191
我不知道

457
00:23:20,192 --> 00:23:22,735
身為渣男,你算是很好客的一個

458
00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:23,779
盡力而為吧

459
00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:30,618
豈有此理

460
00:23:30,619 --> 00:23:34,413
原本我想用來潑你塊面,但它很好飲

461
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:35,541
過獎

462
00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:41,255
我覺得應找個地方掛出來,讓別人看得到

463
00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:44,174
她肯定勁鍾意

464
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:49,012
我半眼都沒看過

465
00:23:50,389 --> 00:23:53,183
老友,你知道嗎?你應該很得戚

466
00:23:53,892 --> 00:23:55,978
她超愛你

467
00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:59,398
她仍是我遇過最型的女子

468
00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:02,025
我自知...

469
00:24:02,651 --> 00:24:04,485
永遠找不到那樣的人

470
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:07,990
別這樣,老友,還有時間,別放棄

471
00:24:08,991 --> 00:24:10,157
我在做甚麼?

472
00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:11,326
我要走了

473
00:24:14,705 --> 00:24:16,414
- 是杏桃?
- 有點蜜糖

474
00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:17,541
好正

475
00:24:21,962 --> 00:24:23,172
我要先飲完

476
00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:26,007
你走

477
00:24:26,008 --> 00:24:27,384
算,好吧

478
00:24:38,103 --> 00:24:42,857
嘉比的午後綠茶很好飲,因為是綠色

479
00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:45,484
找到你了,可以車我去見神經科醫生嗎?

480
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:46,653
抱歉,我要見病人

481
00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:49,947
或者阿桑可以車我

482
00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:51,699
你看看我,我不能開車

483
00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,409
我們可以一齊叫車

484
00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:55,745
- 就快有車?
- 跟我一齊去就知

485
00:24:55,746 --> 00:24:56,829
到底發生甚麼事?

486
00:24:56,830 --> 00:25:01,125
阿桑,當生命中所有女人

487
00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:03,878
鼓勵你多點投放情感

488
00:25:03,879 --> 00:25:08,257
壞處就是當你發現想有朋友陪去睇醫生

489
00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:11,344
但因為你在18世紀出世
所以不知道要點開口

490
00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:15,849
所以你令身邊所有人都感到奇怪

491
00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:19,435
我完全不知她亂講甚麼

492
00:25:19,436 --> 00:25:22,813
其實我一直都想去你醫生的診所一趟

493
00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:23,898
我們一齊去吧

494
00:25:23,899 --> 00:25:25,358
你想就跟來吧

495
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:26,735
他很想,去吧

496
00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:31,781
雖然我說約去任何地方都得

497
00:25:31,782 --> 00:25:35,368
但我沒想到要開半個鐘車去找石

498
00:25:35,369 --> 00:25:37,453
你不應該說“任何地方”

499
00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:39,789
等等,讓我看看,中頭獎

500
00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:40,957
- 好吧
- 是瑪瑙

501
00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:44,293
看到它表面有多粗糙嗎?入面有點似蠟

502
00:25:44,294 --> 00:25:46,170
我覺得兩面看上去都是差不多

503
00:25:46,171 --> 00:25:47,797
當然不是

504
00:25:47,798 --> 00:25:49,507
這塊是上等好石

505
00:25:49,508 --> 00:25:51,592
你看,爹哋肯定在附近

506
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:52,928
爹哋?

507
00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:57,557
不可能吧?你不可能是在認真找石

508
00:25:57,558 --> 00:26:00,101
是真的,當然認真

509
00:26:00,102 --> 00:26:01,228
天啊

510
00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:04,814
天啊,我找到一塊

511
00:26:04,815 --> 00:26:06,065
是真的

512
00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:08,234
麗絲,你看,在陽光下閃閃令

513
00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:09,319
不是

514
00:26:10,404 --> 00:26:11,822
你搞到我無興趣了

515
00:26:12,531 --> 00:26:15,116
講真,我知道是嘉比叫你來看看我

516
00:26:15,117 --> 00:26:17,286
沒錯,的確是

517
00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:20,079
但我不是為此而來

518
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,664
其實我來是因為我嬲你

519
00:26:21,665 --> 00:26:22,790
- 嬲我?
- 沒錯

520
00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:25,835
麗絲,你身邊無論有誰受到傷害
你都挺身而出

521
00:26:25,836 --> 00:26:29,922
我、嘉比、保羅、阿桑、愛麗斯...

522
00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:31,424
別再數下去了

523
00:26:31,425 --> 00:26:34,011
輪到我們幫你,你卻不領情

524
00:26:35,262 --> 00:26:36,847
有點自私吧?

525
00:26:41,351 --> 00:26:43,103
他不會原諒我的,占美

526
00:26:44,354 --> 00:26:45,355
或者吧

527
00:26:46,732 --> 00:26:50,026
但我認為有時候,要原諒一個人

528
00:26:50,027 --> 00:26:51,445
感覺似是無可能

529
00:26:55,741 --> 00:26:58,952
但你會發現故事中的大壞蛋

530
00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:04,499
只是一個鑄成大錯的凡人

531
00:27:06,752 --> 00:27:07,920
沒錯

532
00:27:09,505 --> 00:27:12,590
講開又講,我想問
你終有一天會送我石頭吧?

533
00:27:12,591 --> 00:27:15,635
你說對石頭無興趣,它們聽到的

534
00:27:15,636 --> 00:27:17,720
你們聽到嗎?小石,我找到一塊

535
00:27:17,721 --> 00:27:19,388
麗絲,我又找到一塊

536
00:27:19,389 --> 00:27:21,182
這塊很平滑,如你所講,有點似蠟

537
00:27:21,183 --> 00:27:22,267
不是

538
00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:24,311
你真難頂

539
00:27:26,939 --> 00:27:28,357
原來這就是...

540
00:27:29,858 --> 00:27:31,359
你工作的地方

541
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:32,486
- 沒錯
- 好

542
00:27:33,946 --> 00:27:38,033
講真,我的成長字典裏沒有心理治療

543
00:27:39,201 --> 00:27:42,286
頂多是有個老校工跟我說

544
00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:45,332
“男仔不會有情緒的”,然後他想吻我

545
00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:47,793
幸好你來了

546
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:51,546
你知道甚麼最離譜嗎?

547
00:27:51,547 --> 00:27:54,131
犯錯的是麗絲

548
00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:56,301
我為何會覺得自己是...

549
00:27:56,927 --> 00:27:58,636
人渣?

550
00:27:58,637 --> 00:28:00,972
你想我先以治療師定朋友的身份去講?

551
00:28:00,973 --> 00:28:02,432
- 朋友
- 好吧

552
00:28:03,058 --> 00:28:05,810
戴力,你是絕世好男人

553
00:28:05,811 --> 00:28:09,647
你心地善良,對人忠誠,天啊,老友

554
00:28:09,648 --> 00:28:11,315
你到底搽甚麼在頭髮上?

555
00:28:11,316 --> 00:28:13,485
現在我轉做治療師嘉比了

556
00:28:16,113 --> 00:28:20,117
我遇過很多已婚病人跟你的處境一樣

557
00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:23,912
老實講,冰封三尺,非一日之寒

558
00:28:25,581 --> 00:28:29,876
我當時知道她心情很差

559
00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:31,544
但我們結婚這麼多年

560
00:28:31,545 --> 00:28:36,174
你知道嗎?她曾無數次為小事而失落

561
00:28:36,175 --> 00:28:41,762
例如得罪所有委員後,被踢出委員會

562
00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:44,016
- 她不適合做委員
- 沒錯

563
00:28:45,517 --> 00:28:50,606
但她為何失落並不重要
她總可以重新振作

564
00:28:51,940 --> 00:28:53,984
- 但她這次有找你嗎?
- 算是有吧

565
00:28:55,569 --> 00:29:00,407
她說感覺就像被淹沒一樣

566
00:29:01,992 --> 00:29:04,493
而在水底的人通常是...

567
00:29:04,494 --> 00:29:07,914
浮潛看奇觀?

568
00:29:07,915 --> 00:29:08,957
不是

569
00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:11,251
溺水

570
00:29:12,169 --> 00:29:15,797
麗絲說她就快淹沒時,你說甚麼?

571
00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:19,884
我說她應該買部烤芝士美食車

572
00:29:19,885 --> 00:29:20,885
戴力

573
00:29:20,886 --> 00:29:24,222
可惡,怎會忽然變成我錯?

574
00:29:24,223 --> 00:29:26,265
- 我...
- 不是

575
00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:29,895
你知道嗎?你選擇點做都是合理的

576
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,524
不過戴力,你們結婚26年了吧?

577
00:29:34,525 --> 00:29:35,609
是

578
00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:37,236
你有犯過錯嗎?

579
00:29:38,654 --> 00:29:40,030
不是這種錯

580
00:29:40,697 --> 00:29:41,740
完全比不上

581
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,912
- 天啊,真難頂
- 沒錯,的確是

582
00:29:47,913 --> 00:29:49,623
但你會想到對策的

583
00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:51,667
我知道

584
00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:54,419
你和你的神秘濃髮

585
00:29:58,924 --> 00:30:00,508
是橄欖油加檸檬

586
00:30:00,509 --> 00:30:02,886
真的嗎?我有加落沙律

587
00:30:04,179 --> 00:30:05,430
多謝你

588
00:30:05,973 --> 00:30:07,099
別客氣

589
00:30:08,851 --> 00:30:10,768
保羅,見到你真好

590
00:30:10,769 --> 00:30:12,436
還有你的...

591
00:30:12,437 --> 00:30:13,646
- 朋友
- 阿桑

592
00:30:13,647 --> 00:30:15,189
嗨,阿桑

593
00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:18,402
哎啊,等我一陣,我去拿你的檔案

594
00:30:22,322 --> 00:30:24,240
先是茱莉,然後是她?

595
00:30:24,241 --> 00:30:26,367
神經科醫生全是索女,抑或醫你的才是?

596
00:30:26,368 --> 00:30:27,869
不准撩她

597
00:30:27,870 --> 00:30:29,620
我無份,你都無份

598
00:30:29,621 --> 00:30:31,497
天啊,保羅,冷靜

599
00:30:31,498 --> 00:30:34,126
- 要冷靜的是你
- 好

600
00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:38,045
上次你是為頭暈而來

601
00:30:38,046 --> 00:30:40,840
你的用藥劑量就快到頂了

602
00:30:40,841 --> 00:30:43,134
- 所以我們沒有增藥空間
- 明白

603
00:30:43,135 --> 00:30:45,136
- 用藥情況如何?
- 還好吧

604
00:30:45,137 --> 00:30:49,266
但我最近睡得不好

605
00:30:49,892 --> 00:30:53,144
可能是壓力,也可能是半夜食辣雞翼

606
00:30:53,145 --> 00:30:54,479
我不知道,但...

607
00:30:55,189 --> 00:30:58,691
但你講到我的大腦,睡得不夠

608
00:30:58,692 --> 00:31:01,986
就像向草蕞火堆倒汽油

609
00:31:01,987 --> 00:31:05,616
所以我不意外,有些輕微的...

610
00:31:07,117 --> 00:31:09,785
記憶問題吧

611
00:31:09,786 --> 00:31:11,120
於是我決定回來

612
00:31:11,121 --> 00:31:13,414
- 做些預檢
- 甚麼?

613
00:31:13,415 --> 00:31:16,292
預防性維修、檢查和修理

614
00:31:16,293 --> 00:31:17,668
我也曾服役

615
00:31:17,669 --> 00:31:19,670
真的嗎?哪個分支?

616
00:31:19,671 --> 00:31:22,215
“哪個分支”?我不是講過不准撩女嗎?

617
00:31:22,216 --> 00:31:23,383
我不介意

618
00:31:24,134 --> 00:31:26,385
是海軍海豹部隊嗎?你個樣似是

619
00:31:26,386 --> 00:31:28,472
- 其實我...
- 好吧,你玩夠了

620
00:31:29,598 --> 00:31:35,729
聽住,我的人生中
有很多人和事是我深愛的

621
00:31:36,605 --> 00:31:40,816
所以我想儘量保持頭腦清醒

622
00:31:40,817 --> 00:31:44,530
若還有甚麼是我可以做的

623
00:31:45,989 --> 00:31:47,824
請講我知,因為...

624
00:31:49,409 --> 00:31:50,619
我甚麼都願意做

625
00:31:51,161 --> 00:31:54,038
尤其是考慮到睡眠問題...

626
00:31:54,039 --> 00:31:55,373
- 沒錯
- 有一件事

627
00:31:55,374 --> 00:31:59,419
是你絕對可以做的,就是戒酒

628
00:32:01,296 --> 00:32:02,756
有其他方法嗎?

629
00:32:06,218 --> 00:32:07,302
唏

630
00:32:09,304 --> 00:32:11,848
你是要拿走東西,抑或...

631
00:32:11,849 --> 00:32:12,933
是回來?

632
00:32:13,934 --> 00:32:16,644
因為我很想你回來,很對不起

633
00:32:16,645 --> 00:32:18,188
讓我說話,好嗎?

634
00:32:21,692 --> 00:32:23,484
你犯了錯

635
00:32:23,485 --> 00:32:24,736
我知道

636
00:32:26,572 --> 00:32:29,658
但我應該好好陪你,不過我沒有

637
00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:32,077
很對不起

638
00:32:33,370 --> 00:32:37,623
只有一件事會令我更難受
就是你向我道歉

639
00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:39,084
那麼我不講了

640
00:32:43,005 --> 00:32:44,798
還有誰來吃飯?

641
00:32:46,341 --> 00:32:48,760
只是幾個白癡,你可能想見他們

642
00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:52,722
- 嗨,媽媽
- 嗨,你們都返來了

643
00:32:52,723 --> 00:32:54,682
嗨...

644
00:32:54,683 --> 00:32:56,017
天啊

645
00:32:56,018 --> 00:32:57,643
抱歉,我們忘了你的生日

646
00:32:57,644 --> 00:32:58,604
不是我的生日啊

647
00:33:02,983 --> 00:33:05,276
- 多謝你
- 媽媽

648
00:33:05,277 --> 00:33:07,111
- 謝謝
- 值得回來的

649
00:33:07,112 --> 00:33:11,658
祝你生日快樂

650
00:33:12,284 --> 00:33:15,828
祝你生日快樂

651
00:33:15,829 --> 00:33:17,039
查...

652
00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:21,793
我很開心你打給我,進來吧

653
00:33:26,048 --> 00:33:27,382
我很感激你來訪

654
00:33:29,635 --> 00:33:32,345
- 這套戲好睇
- 沒錯,百看不厭

655
00:33:32,346 --> 00:33:33,638
- 是嗎?
- 對

656
00:33:33,639 --> 00:33:35,264
我很久沒看了

657
00:33:35,265 --> 00:33:38,434
你想飲水定茶,抑或...

658
00:33:38,435 --> 00:33:40,354
你甚麼都不用做

659
00:33:40,896 --> 00:33:41,730
好吧

660
00:33:46,693 --> 00:33:47,819
聽住,我原諒你

661
00:33:49,530 --> 00:33:52,741
我想你繼續過自己的人生
我想你好好過活

662
00:33:55,327 --> 00:33:57,162
但我需要你為我做一件事

663
00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:01,416
- 好,任何事都得
- 好極

664
00:34:02,543 --> 00:34:04,336
我以後不想再見到你

665
00:34:05,671 --> 00:34:06,712
你明白嗎?

666
00:34:06,713 --> 00:34:09,423
我不想你再見我的女兒

667
00:34:09,424 --> 00:34:11,385
也不想你再見我的朋友

668
00:34:12,928 --> 00:34:15,639
我要你從我的生命中消失

669
00:34:19,141 --> 00:34:20,601
明白嗎?你做得到嗎?

670
00:34:24,147 --> 00:34:25,274
當然

671
00:34:26,358 --> 00:34:27,734
多謝你

672
00:34:45,002 --> 00:34:46,670
他終返歸

673
00:34:48,005 --> 00:34:50,257
我們靜候他言也

674
00:34:51,632 --> 00:34:53,885
他即將開口

675
00:34:53,886 --> 00:34:55,971
拜仁,別再整蠱做怪

676
00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:57,931
順利嗎?

677
00:34:58,765 --> 00:35:00,100
我原諒他了

678
00:35:00,976 --> 00:35:02,436
實在太好了

679
00:35:07,357 --> 00:35:08,775
天啊,一天光晒

680
00:35:09,318 --> 00:35:11,736
我很怕他會嬲,所以我開始變開籠雀

681
00:35:11,737 --> 00:35:13,488
就是停不了...

682
00:35:16,533 --> 00:35:19,702
- 嘩,果然得人驚
- 沒錯,你是應該驚的

683
00:35:19,703 --> 00:35:21,162
等等

684
00:35:21,163 --> 00:35:23,664
你要我相信你搭上兩個女生

685
00:35:23,665 --> 00:35:25,333
- 荒謬
- 是真的

686
00:35:25,334 --> 00:35:26,709
從來無女生看上你

687
00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:28,461
況且心瑪這女生是你亂作出來的

688
00:35:28,462 --> 00:35:30,588
- 心瑪
- 我沒有...夠了,別再講

689
00:35:30,589 --> 00:35:32,632
- 不是我亂作的
- 她索嗎?

690
00:35:32,633 --> 00:35:34,342
- 心瑪很可愛
- 心瑪一定是...

691
00:35:34,343 --> 00:35:36,886
- 火辣過夏天?
- 但冬天很凍,對吧?

692
00:35:36,887 --> 00:35:38,597
沒錯,冬天很凍

693
00:35:41,517 --> 00:35:43,477
終於知道我很嬲誰了

694
00:35:44,436 --> 00:35:45,478
不是他

695
00:35:45,479 --> 00:35:46,646
我知

696
00:35:46,647 --> 00:35:47,981
是我

697
00:35:48,941 --> 00:35:50,608
請別再講“我知”

698
00:35:50,609 --> 00:35:52,277
我很想講

699
00:35:55,405 --> 00:35:56,614
應該人人都希望

700
00:35:56,615 --> 00:36:01,703
他們是那種即使情況棘手都會出現的人

701
00:36:03,705 --> 00:36:04,957
但我不是

702
00:36:05,624 --> 00:36:07,459
愛麗斯很需要我

703
00:36:10,462 --> 00:36:12,422
我令她大跌眼鏡

704
00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:18,762
我認為當我見到那人

705
00:36:21,807 --> 00:36:25,435
我不得不面對自己有幾枉為人父

706
00:36:29,439 --> 00:36:32,192
我違背了給太太的最後承諾

707
00:36:40,450 --> 00:36:44,287
這瓶波本威士忌坐過不同船,周遊列國

708
00:36:44,288 --> 00:36:50,376
吸收地球各處的帶鹽海風

709
00:36:50,377 --> 00:36:51,878
是海上威士忌

710
00:36:51,879 --> 00:36:53,129
別那樣講

711
00:36:53,130 --> 00:36:54,214
好吧

712
00:36:55,048 --> 00:36:56,425
今晚...

713
00:37:00,053 --> 00:37:04,474
我要飲我的最後一杯酒

714
00:37:05,267 --> 00:37:09,855
我決定跟你一齊飲

715
00:37:17,654 --> 00:37:18,822
保羅...

716
00:37:21,742 --> 00:37:23,869
你認為我能原諒自己嗎?

717
00:37:27,581 --> 00:37:28,582
會

718
00:37:30,125 --> 00:37:31,293
我認為會

719
00:37:33,003 --> 00:37:34,171
真的嗎?

720
00:37:37,382 --> 00:37:38,800
我希望會

721
00:37:42,721 --> 00:37:44,097
我也是

722
00:37:45,390 --> 00:37:47,935
太令人心累了

723
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,082
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