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拜仁,可以遞封箱膠紙過來嗎?

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抱歉,阻住你嬲爆爆呆企

3
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我去斟水給大家

4
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- 多謝媽媽
- 我的寶貝女體貼吧?

5
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讓我搬到她家

6
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我是善心女王

7
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- 有其母必有其女
- 沒錯

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沒想到你居然把我騙過來

9
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拜仁,你又靚又省鏡

10
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我當然省鏡

11
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我搽了蠟蠟靚防曬,因為你說去沙灘

12
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別這樣,這裏是長灘,都算數啊

13
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你知道讓我媽搬過去很艱難,對吧?

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- 我需要兄弟支持
- 我知道

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我知你壓力很大,但換個角度看吧

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起碼你終於可以鍛鍊安靜做愛

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我應怎解讀?

18
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- 好
- 艾芬斯太太

19
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- 你經常去教堂,對吧?
- 沒錯

20
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若我講你知我是同性戀者
我可以告辭嗎?

21
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- 勇氣可嘉啊,婆娘
- 小心說話

22
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嘉比人,真是沒想到

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寶貝,我的衣服由你負責

24
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好吧

25
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算是一種刻板印象

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豈有此理

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為甚麼腳䟴䟴?

28
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抑或是扮我?

29
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我只是在鼓起勇氣講幾句話

30
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聽似有花生食

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你準備好不再揗雞就話我知吧

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好吧

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你講過,我要不任由悲傷淹沒我

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要不面對它,走出陰霾

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沒錯

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我還未完全走出來,但見到曙光了

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我應該做夠心理治療了

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我知你會講甚麼

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“無人會做夠心理治療的”

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因為沒錯,你把聲似足蝙蝠俠

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我是故意的,這叫做“威嚴”

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我只是認為是時候自我療癒了

43
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至少維持一段時間

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你嬲我嗎?

45
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不是

46
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其實我深感驕傲

47
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以後若你有需要,我幾時都在

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我知道

49
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還有,保羅...

50
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別客氣

51
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怎麼了?你以為最後一次可以走數?

52
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怎會呢?

53
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正嘢

54
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頂

55
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有誰死了?

56
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對住我這年紀的人,不要拿死來講笑

57
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我不會忘記我丈夫的很多事

58
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當艾利略愛你

59
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你不用質疑半秒

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那就是我永遠會記住的他

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感謝各位出席

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至少你們不用再偷偷摸摸

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我只想緩和氣氛

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既然在喪禮上,那就應該講得好笑

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我覺得很好笑啊,保羅

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多謝你陪我來

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我當然會來

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我怎會錯過你老闆女友老公的喪禮?

69
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茱莉一身黑色很索,難以置信吧?

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- 這個白人女子令我性興奮
- 我等睇戲

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- 唏
- 天啊

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至少他們不用再偷偷摸摸,對吧?

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保羅,見到嗎?

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保羅,好笑啊

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- 甚麼好笑?
- 不知道

76
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好吧

77
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希望不尷尬吧,我們共處一室

78
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因為我是她的上一個男人

79
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沒有,我不介意

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介意亦無妨啊

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我不介意,但有心了

82
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- 好吧
- 好吧

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- 好...
- 好...

84
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真的嗎?

85
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我覺得這樣很悲哀

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我明白

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- 多謝你出席,還有你,拜仁
- 別客氣

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不用多謝他,他沒出席葬禮本身
只是來開餐

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- 你眼紅嗎?
- 沒錯

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我還想通知你,這間屋已經賣了

91
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你可以把資產撥入信託基金

92
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- 留給艾利略的女兒和外孫
- 謝謝

93
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我知道這是他的意願

94
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你賣了屋?那麼你住邊?

95
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她會來我家暫住幾天,直到她有著落

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又要多謝你,老友

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- 小事
- 好吧

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- 嘩
- 她會去你家

99
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- 暫住幾天?
- 幾天?

100
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- 真是冷血無情,保羅
- 我震驚到入骨

101
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- 真是令人不安
- 令人困擾

102
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我們現在的相處方式行得通

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別忘記我30年沒跟另一個人...

104
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你搞甚麼鬼?...同居,甚麼意思?

105
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扮小學雞,因為你正是如此

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小學雞...保羅

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而且令人困擾

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- 沒錯,睇我表演
- 不要對住我這樣做

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- 我不想要...
- 喂...

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這裏是喪禮

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《誠實治療法》

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{\an8}(致路易斯:未有你消息,覆我吧兄弟)

113
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{\an8}愛麗斯滿18歲
你就會升呢做成年人的成年爸爸

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{\an8}到底有甚麼出奇?

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{\an8}你爸也是成年人的爸爸

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{\an8}天啊

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{\an8}你們在談我的生日嗎?打算送甚麼給我?

118
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{\an8}我會焗蛋糕給你

119
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{\an8}你想要朱古力定雲呢嗱?

120
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{\an8}你決定吧,但我揀雲呢嗱

121
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{\an8}我知你應該送甚麼

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{\an8}別這樣,爸爸,只是一部車

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{\an8}“只是一部車”?白人家庭的溝通真過癮

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{\an8}聽我講,抱歉,乖女
保險費會超出我的負擔能力

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{\an8}好吧

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{\an8}但值得一試

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{\an8}- 你會再考慮一次嗎?
- 不會

128
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{\an8}假如我付油錢呢?

129
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{\an8}憑甚麼?

130
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{\an8}- 老實講,我很震驚
- 真是可惡

131
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{\an8}送部車給愛麗斯

132
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{\an8}我知你幾錢人工,孤寒鬼

133
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{\an8}阿桑,你正一二五仔

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{\an8}隨便你點講

135
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{\an8}好吧,女版機械人,停止

136
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{\an8}我會送部車給愛麗斯

137
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{\an8}我拒絕是想給她驚喜

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{\an8}真窩心,好吧,我對你又有好感了

139
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{\an8}我未拿定主意

140
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{\an8}她上年生日一鑊粥,是我錯

141
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{\an8}沒錯,你飲醉酒敲我家門

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{\an8}問可否借個生日蛋糕

143
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{\an8}- 麗絲,我記得自己做過甚麼
- 是嗎?

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{\an8}一部分吧

145
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{\an8}瞞住自己一些事,可能對我有益

146
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{\an8}是這樣的,她一直很想要黃色甲蟲車

147
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{\an8}是她媽媽大學時的座駕
所以我在找一部送給她

148
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{\an8}我重新撐你了

149
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{\an8}但幾時開派對?

150
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{\an8}她有自己的節目,麗絲

151
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{\an8}她才不想跟爸爸和他的朋友慶祝18歲生日

152
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{\an8}- 理得她想點,她欠我們的
- 這個派對...

153
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{\an8}- 主角不是她,是我們
- 不行,一定要開派對

154
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{\an8}- 一定要
- 好吧

155
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{\an8}- 我們一定要開派對
- 沒錯,一定要

156
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{\an8}一定要

157
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{\an8}好吧

158
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{\an8}- 我們要籌備派對
- 好吧

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- 戴力駕到,讓開
- 戴力

160
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- 嗨,賀希
- 嗨,你想要甚麼?

161
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抱歉,我是戴力

162
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- 我要例牌
- 好吧

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我還未決定到要一定兩份

164
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要兩份吧,老公,你是我最愛的大隻餓鬼

165
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- 真的?
- 真的

166
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你聽到她說甚麼吧

167
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不用勞煩你,等我拿給你吧

168
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好吧

169
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多謝

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喂,你到底搞甚麼鬼?

171
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不要多事

172
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我想問,他為何能夠打尖?

173
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不好意思,粗頸鏈女士

174
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無人問你啊

175
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但多謝你維持秩序啊

176
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你真是盡忠職守

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是真的,好到加零一

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嘩

179
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你想要甚麼都得,我請客

180
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好吧,小姐,我們入正題

181
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很明顯,你即將來到的生日意義重大

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- 對麗絲和吾...
- 是麗絲和我

183
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不是講好要同聲同氣嗎?

184
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- 總之別講錯
- 好吧

185
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很明顯,你即將來到的生日
對麗絲和我意義重大

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多謝

187
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首先我們想講,我們愛你

188
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- 我們會提出一個進取要求
- 沒錯

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一齊食足整頓晚餐
然後切蛋糕、送禮物,穿酒會晚裝

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晚上7時至10時半

191
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我想還價,企在廚房食蛋糕

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休閒裝

193
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不拆禮物

194
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4時30至35分

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荒謬

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- 冷靜
- 簡直是荒謬

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我知道荒謬,她在耍花樣

198
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我們早就料到

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我要向你還價

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一個鐘頭食蛋糕,時尚休閒裝
只拆麗絲和我送的禮物

201
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別忘記提熱身節目

202
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我們還要20分鐘,陪你準備裝身

203
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你試穿我們揀的衫
我們給你做女人的忠告

204
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然後問我們會否跟你一齊去見朋友

205
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但你要裝作真誠地問

206
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我們婉拒時,你要擺出失望透頂的表情

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好吧

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簡短熱身,45分鐘派對,這是我的條件

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- 你意下如何?
- 我不收貨

210
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我都不收貨,但我們只得這麼多

211
00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,525
- 我們要成交
- 好吧

212
00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:29,193
- 我們答應你的條件
- 是嗎?

213
00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:30,361
- 但我們不滿意
- 對

214
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好吧,成交

215
00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,239
- 來吧
- 成交

216
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,449
好吧,既然要開老人派對,我要邀請保羅

217
00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:36,784
- 吓?
- 對,吓?

218
00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:38,369
不行,他會掃我興

219
00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,622
亂講,他一定會很雀躍

220
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可惡

221
00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:51,174
(我開生日派對,我想你來)

222
00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:52,342
期待不已

223
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:58,848
多謝你陪我來

224
00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:00,641
- 我不識講價
- 小事

225
00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,186
我很在行

226
00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:04,729
唏,你就是占美?

227
00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,397
- 沒錯,正是
- 蘇菲

228
00:10:06,398 --> 00:10:07,899
- 嗨,幸會
- 嗨

229
00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,484
彼此彼此,隨便看看

230
00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:11,737
好吧

231
00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,450
是甚麼引擎?六缸定八缸?

232
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,910
幾個V型引擎?我對汽車一無所知

233
00:10:18,911 --> 00:10:21,913
- 睇得出
- 好吧,輪到我表演

234
00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:23,998
2004年的型號增加了產量

235
00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:25,918
這部車不算新淨

236
00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:27,877
你想賣幾多錢?

237
00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:29,420
我開價5000美元

238
00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:30,631
成交

239
00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:34,175
我還以為要討價還價一陣

240
00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:35,259
我也以為是

241
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,386
我去拿文件

242
00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,223
去吧,唏

243
00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:43,060
老友,發生甚麼事?

244
00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:46,354
沒有婚戒、住平屋、前院有兒童單車

245
00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:48,064
你真的想我敲詐

246
00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:53,444
一個友善而且很靚女的單親媽媽

247
00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:55,489
只是為了慳幾百美元?占美

248
00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,157
你只是買少幾支潤膚露

249
00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:02,787
你說自己好識講價,你的意思是...

250
00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:04,581
- 我指在道德方面,沒錯
- 明白

251
00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,751
力爺告辭了

252
00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:12,338
好吧,我知我們上週專注談我的焦慮

253
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,007
但我記不起有否講你知
我嚴重焦慮時會很大汗

254
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:18,344
我今日要見工,但沒有帶衫替換

255
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:21,222
若你想見工成功
我們要糾正你入房的方式

256
00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:23,307
- 知道
- 天啊,打開門做治療?

257
00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:26,687
- 小姐,你一定很累
- 天啊

258
00:11:28,564 --> 00:11:29,856
核突,不要聞

259
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,524
還有,為何還帶寶寶來治療?

260
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:32,900
我們愛你,也覺得你很趣緻

261
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,778
但你在場較難做治療,沒錯

262
00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:37,655
平時我付錢託姨媽照顧他

263
00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:40,575
但她不能,因為她飲醉酒
從健身單車跌下來

264
00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:44,036
現在她的側腹腫過豬頭,所以不能責怪她

265
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,413
你絕對可以責怪她

266
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:47,124
你現在怎樣見工?

267
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,876
我希望識得人

268
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,420
12時至1時不用見病人

269
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:55,006
發你個春秋大夢吧,不行

270
00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:57,884
我不明白為何很多白人女子
領養黑人寶寶,他勁乖

271
00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,886
讓我抱這臭豬

272
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,512
- 嗨,BB仔
- 好吧

273
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,514
- 你抱得很熟手
- 嗨

274
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:05,808
你認為我遲早都會這麼熟手嗎?

275
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,059
不會

276
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,813
嗨,介紹返,你個仔

277
00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:12,356
我不信

278
00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:14,067
但若是占美的,請講他知我不介意

279
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,447
那是甚麼?是嬰兒嗎?

280
00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:21,532
- 很明顯吧
- 你們怎會在這裏?

281
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,075
我剛來到,接嘉比去食晏

282
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,369
是你打給我,叫我過來的

283
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,287
再成熟一點吧

284
00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:30,541
我這麼可愛,你真的要這麼嬲爆爆嗎?

285
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:33,795
離開我的辦公室,衰格光頭仔

286
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:35,588
- 天啊
- 他衰到死

287
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,841
你啊,傾兩句

288
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,095
你們認為他們會傾甚麼?

289
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:44,139
我不知道

290
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:47,935
我很喜歡嘉比

291
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,604
你有甚麼意圖?

292
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,315
我們在拍粵語長片嗎?

293
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:55,691
認真答我

294
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:59,446
你是好男人,抑或壞男人?

295
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,616
我自認為是好男人

296
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,492
我愛家人

297
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:06,410
交足稅

298
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:11,040
做足分類回收
就連電芯都會,要棄置很麻煩

299
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,501
你懂我的意思嗎?

300
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,548
你定了格?到底發生甚麼事?

301
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:24,387
好吧,不講笑了,我認為嘉比是好女人

302
00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:29,059
我覺得彷彿一直在等待遇上她

303
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,644
- 那就是我要的答案
- 明白

304
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,312
你可以返入去了

305
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,313
知道

306
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,648
很高興認識...

307
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:37,317
認識你和被你恐嚇

308
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:40,820
嘉比,去食晏?

309
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,196
抱歉,我不能去

310
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,823
我要照顧病人的寶寶,你懂嗎?

311
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,242
典型的嘉比

312
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,952
保羅,你剛才很無禮

313
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,580
你應該向寶寶道歉

314
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,623
是我衰

315
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:56,335
好吧,我終於找到後備匙

316
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,462
但拆不走另一條匙

317
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,673
可能是屋企鎖匙,所以我只好相信你

318
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:04,302
不會回來剝我層皮當褸著

319
00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:05,428
我不會

320
00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:08,931
但至於我女兒,我就不敢講
這是她的生日大禮

321
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,850
她嗜血如狂,所以...

322
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:13,353
黃色老爺甲蟲車

323
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,939
你和太太肯定很憎她

324
00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:19,442
我接著要說的話會令你不好意思,而且...

325
00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:22,821
表現得很兀突,所以請你儘量不要

326
00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:25,907
我太太死了

327
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,284
她當然是

328
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,370
好極,我不是那個意思

329
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,872
- 我的前夫也死了
- 真的嗎?

330
00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:35,124
對我來說,講得太差了

331
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,627
我經常拿來講笑,但平時更搞笑

332
00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:40,671
我會說“我當他死了”

333
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:43,592
- 不,還是一樣
- 一樣,沒錯

334
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,678
真可惜,你們不歡而散

335
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,388
但你至少可以拿來講笑

336
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,058
- 你應該走棟篤笑路線
- 通常效果很好

337
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,601
- 是嗎?
- 現在不是,但真的

338
00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:54,686
好極

339
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,646
發生了甚麼事?

340
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:58,439
你明白那種處境嗎?

341
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,860
“我真好彩,老友跟老公很投緣”

342
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:06,823
對,現在我每隔個週末
就要把孩子送去她家

343
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:11,744
我有份幫那個婆娘貼牆紙
半個氣泡都沒有

344
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:12,829
真難頂

345
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,499
你發現沒有你太太之後

346
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,544
你不識做哪件事最難為情?

347
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,673
抱歉,我不習慣有人認真跟我傾

348
00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:25,258
通常人人都會避開這話題

349
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:28,177
- 我不會,我會更投入去傾,所以...
- 睇得出

350
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,304
我不識怎樣供樓

351
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,472
- 沒錯
- 很大鑊

352
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,850
正是,我以為只要等得夠耐

353
00:15:33,851 --> 00:15:36,937
他們就會做好心上門找我,他們確實有

354
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,273
但不近人情

355
00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:43,318
點稱呼你太太?

356
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,529
- 提雅
- 這名字很好聽

357
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,156
的確是

358
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:53,829
好吧,你一定覺得很黐線
但你有否諗過

359
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:58,082
你太太死了,總比我的遭遇好?

360
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,000
- 這個嘛...
- 不

361
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,793
- 不覺?
- 不覺,我...

362
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:03,254
- 好,這樣講吧
- 好吧

363
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:06,424
我認為你我都可以傷心,但不必拿來比較

364
00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:07,758
- 聽我解釋
- 好吧

365
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:08,968
- 好吧
- 好嗎?

366
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:12,722
我跟丈夫的所有美好回憶
現在都有污點了

367
00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:13,890
明嗎?消失了

368
00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:17,185
但你肯定跟太太有一百萬個美好回憶

369
00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:19,563
你可以永遠回味

370
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,732
- 對,的確是
- 沒錯

371
00:16:22,733 --> 00:16:25,026
- 沒錯,我贏了,我是冠軍
- 頂

372
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,485
- 你贏了
- 沒錯

373
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,697
沒錯,我滿懷憤怒,你知道嗎?

374
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:33,242
我感到自己困在死胡同

375
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:36,287
你可能較易慢慢展開新生活

376
00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:38,707
你不似滿懷憤怒

377
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,541
- 是嗎?
- 沒錯

378
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,794
你的憤怒程度似乎適中

379
00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:48,050
有時我覺得不可能展開新生活

380
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,928
別說不可能

381
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:56,849
- 我要走了
- 好吧

382
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,310
因為我要做心理治療

383
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,856
謝天謝地,好啊
繼續好好做下去,知道嗎?

384
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:04,941
我是心理治療師

385
00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:06,275
- 但“謝天謝地”?
- 對

386
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:10,239
我的意思是“謝天謝地,他們有你做治療”

387
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:12,199
唏...

388
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:15,243
真的很高興認識你

389
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:18,579
彼此彼此

390
00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:25,252
所以你就叫我過來?

391
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,630
喪禮上到底是誰向你提起比特幣?

392
00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:28,965
阻你們一陣

393
00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:30,508
“典型的嘉比”是甚麼意思?

394
00:17:30,509 --> 00:17:33,594
- 接住,睇實他
- 假如他肚餓點算?

395
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,721
甚麼?你有乳頭嘛,用一邊來餵他

396
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,640
你啊,甚麼意思?快講

397
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:39,684
保羅,你想拿出來傾傾?我們就傾傾吧

398
00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:40,810
好,我們就傾傾

399
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:41,978
- 好極
- 好吧

400
00:17:41,979 --> 00:17:46,566
典型的嘉比甘願被操控

401
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:49,360
處理別人的問題

402
00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:52,697
幫人一個鐘代表我有病?

403
00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:55,241
你要吃多點纖維,保羅,因為你九不搭八

404
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,703
你不斷用盡藉口

405
00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:03,040
把全世界的需要放在自己之上

406
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,169
你用那個寶寶做藉口不去食晏

407
00:18:06,170 --> 00:18:08,921
拒絕我見過最有魅力的男士之一

408
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:12,383
我是以魅力男士的身份這樣講

409
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:15,678
你對媽媽也是一樣

410
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:18,055
你我心知肚明,你根本不想

411
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:20,516
- 你媽媽搬去你家
- 喂啊

412
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:23,436
兩位,我想哄他午睡,可以細聲點嗎?

413
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:25,229
我剛叫人細聲點,有進步

414
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:29,400
若不改變這作風,你永遠不會快樂

415
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:33,112
你憑甚麼談改變作風?“孤獨堡壘”先生

416
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,531
“去我家暫住”先生

417
00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:38,284
“我很愛你,想跟你出雙入對

418
00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,578
但不代表你能把家當搬到我家”先生

419
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:43,039
最後一個長得滯

420
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,832
我知道,我講出來時都覺得

421
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,876
至少我有嘗試改變

422
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:50,213
我今年交了一個朋友
上個月我們一齊去食蛋糕

423
00:18:50,214 --> 00:18:54,634
最近我讓一小群人在我公司廚房聚會

424
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:56,928
是30秒前,全部人都被你趕走了

425
00:18:56,929 --> 00:18:58,513
你說這是典型的嘉比?

426
00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:00,640
講你知,這就是典型的保羅

427
00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:03,601
你固步自封到一個點,不敢做個男子漢

428
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:06,562
- 不敢做個男子漢?
- 沒錯,你要做個男子漢啊,保羅

429
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,981
他為何在哭?

430
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,442
豈有此理

431
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:12,944
他真美

432
00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:14,403
- 陰功豬
- 他跟我對望

433
00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:15,988
我知,是眼神接觸的作用?

434
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,156
- 是眼神...
- 好吧

435
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,116
把寶寶給我,因為你承受不來

436
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,034
- 抱歉
- 不要緊

437
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:21,286
(愛麗斯生日快樂)

438
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:22,870
大家覺得點?

439
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,664
- 靚到爆
- 好正啊

440
00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:28,334
- 可以加速嗎?
- 天啊,保羅,這是派對啊

441
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,378
你為何總是這麼臭脾氣?

442
00:19:30,379 --> 00:19:32,463
- 誰傷害過你?
- 我爸爸

443
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,216
對了,沒錯,我知道

444
00:19:35,259 --> 00:19:36,717
你記得替部車綁大蝴蝶嗎?

445
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:37,885
你只叫我做一件事

446
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,178
- 真是侮辱
- 你忘了

447
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,137
幾乎即刻就忘了

448
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:42,515
唏,你們的熱身如何?

449
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:46,185
講過秘密、流過眼淚、曬過耳窿,所以...

450
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,728
沒錯,嚇過一跳

451
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:50,857
差點忘了,稍後朋友會帶我去玩

452
00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:52,066
你們兩個想一齊去嗎?

453
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,151
好啊

454
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:58,865
不去,我行不開,但多謝你邀請

455
00:19:58,866 --> 00:19:59,991
坐吧

456
00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:01,117
送給你

457
00:20:01,118 --> 00:20:03,995
沒錯,單據在裏面,以防你不鍾意份禮物

458
00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:06,455
你不會鍾意的
因為我不識你,不知你鍾意甚麼

459
00:20:06,456 --> 00:20:07,456
真是窩心

460
00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,125
是甚麼都好,你一定會超鍾意

461
00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:11,127
他有次送我一對超型波鞋

462
00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:12,336
我至今仍然不敢穿

463
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:13,671
唏,暫且別送禮物

464
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:15,715
當她拆禮物或點蠟燭

465
00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:17,633
- 派對就正式開始
- 不要

466
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,927
- 保羅,別這樣做
- 他要點蠟燭

467
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:20,887
保羅,多謝你

468
00:20:20,888 --> 00:20:22,513
不是為了你

469
00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:25,308
不要緊,我處變不驚

470
00:20:25,309 --> 00:20:26,934
淡定到大把錢剩

471
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,437
- 我開始
- 好,來吧

472
00:20:29,188 --> 00:20:33,316
我只想講幾句送給寶貝女愛麗斯

473
00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:36,069
“A”代表“一級棒”

474
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:39,113
“L”代表“做她爸三生有幸”

475
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,531
反轉了

476
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:41,782
這樣是反轉了?

477
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,242
- 你們看是反轉了?
- 是

478
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:44,535
- 這才不是?
- 對

479
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,162
- 沒錯
- 繼續吧

480
00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:47,456
別太執著吧

481
00:20:48,123 --> 00:20:50,000
- 在我們的角度是的
- 你做對了

482
00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:54,003
“I”代表“我可能應該停
因為我看得出她不鍾意”

483
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,713
是超憎

484
00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:58,966
- “C”代表“不可以”,因為...
- 仍是反轉

485
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,676
我最愛看她渾身不自在

486
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:05,389
“E”代表“我太興奮了”

487
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,307
可惡

488
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,017
- 不用加尖叫聲
- 沒錯

489
00:21:08,018 --> 00:21:12,313
我很興奮,你的旅程踏入新階段
你是時候駛往...

490
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:15,442
駛往?天啊...

491
00:21:18,779 --> 00:21:21,364
- 來吧
- 做得好...

492
00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:22,907
天啊

493
00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:24,951
跟媽媽的一模一樣

494
00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:26,161
不是一模一樣

495
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:27,995
我們不是在這部車懷上你

496
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,080
爸爸,你是最好的

497
00:21:29,081 --> 00:21:30,665
我真的很愛你

498
00:21:30,666 --> 00:21:33,543
- 我的壽星婆娘在那邊
- 嗨,心瑪

499
00:21:33,544 --> 00:21:35,378
- 嗨
- 你說得對

500
00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:36,672
他送車給你

501
00:21:37,673 --> 00:21:39,508
至少我有扮驚喜

502
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,218
- 多謝
- 嘩

503
00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:43,594
你要坐後座

504
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:44,805
- 好吧
- 沒錯

505
00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:47,098
- 喂...
- 嗨

506
00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:49,309
安全帶,各位扣安全帶

507
00:21:52,813 --> 00:21:55,607
- 好吧,拜
- 好吧,拜...

508
00:21:56,191 --> 00:21:57,192
拜

509
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:00,486
她不會回來吧?

510
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,571
或者以後都不會

511
00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:02,697
你為何要給她車匙?

512
00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:04,615
- 我們本來還有30分鐘
- 唏,不

513
00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:06,117
那是自私成年女人的所為

514
00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:07,577
- 我們教導有方
- 好吧

515
00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:09,370
我想講,派對剛開始而已

516
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:12,623
我們有食物、音樂,我們可以一齊玩

517
00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:15,376
- 不用旨意,可惡,再見
- 好吧

518
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,461
派對開始

519
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,423
- 飲烈酒,進去
- 去吧

520
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:23,677
好吧,我要返屋企拿最愛的啤酒

521
00:22:25,012 --> 00:22:26,929
老公,想我替你拿嗎?

522
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:28,014
我很樂意

523
00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:29,141
不用了

524
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:34,730
麗絲,我實在看不下去了

525
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:36,939
- 怎麼了?
- 你和戴力

526
00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:38,024
真是不堪入目

527
00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:40,026
似足直男打躲避球

528
00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:41,569
舔我腳趾吧,拜仁

529
00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:42,987
你一定反胃,因為我是女人

530
00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:44,906
太好了,原來你未泯滅本性

531
00:22:44,907 --> 00:22:46,991
你的真面目不是這樣的

532
00:22:46,992 --> 00:22:48,117
我知道

533
00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:50,954
我困在內疚的漩渦

534
00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:54,624
我就是想不到辦法制止它

535
00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:57,753
我想給你看看
今日網上有張相標籤了美食車

536
00:22:58,462 --> 00:23:02,216
{\an8}“蝦婆娘回歸”,是我嗎?

537
00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:04,676
真是窩心

538
00:23:05,469 --> 00:23:07,678
所有留言都講你有幾毒舌

539
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:10,515
我知道,因為我正到爆

540
00:23:10,516 --> 00:23:12,016
但跟戴力和我有何關係?

541
00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:13,560
他亦掛住蝦婆娘

542
00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:16,646
- 在每個留言都留了心心
- 真的嗎?

543
00:23:16,647 --> 00:23:19,398
不是,但若他識用社交媒體就一定會

544
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,985
聽一個扮了20年直男的人講吧

545
00:23:22,736 --> 00:23:26,532
若你不想辦法做自己

546
00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:30,452
你再也不會享受性愛

547
00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:33,371
- 老友,你講真?
- 不是,她懂的

548
00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:34,873
沒錯,我懂

549
00:23:37,084 --> 00:23:39,753
舔你腳趾,我一定反胃,因為你是女人?

550
00:23:40,254 --> 00:23:41,379
真搞笑

551
00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:42,297
我可能會鍾意呢

552
00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,008
我們先把你的車駛到我家

553
00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:48,177
然後行去橋底慶生

554
00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:49,720
- 好極
- 我安排了酒

555
00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:51,806
音樂和大麻用來醒酒

556
00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:53,015
正啊

557
00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:54,851
- 你收到短訊
- 讀給我聽

558
00:23:54,852 --> 00:23:56,352
是路易斯傳來

559
00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:59,772
“抱歉,很夜了,生日快樂
我很開心我們傾過偈

560
00:23:59,773 --> 00:24:03,861
但不再聯絡的話,可能對我們最有益”

561
00:24:04,903 --> 00:24:06,071
我們要加個中途站

562
00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:10,992
這是一個良機,讓我向你證明我有幾醒目

563
00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:13,411
老友,那是密室逃脫,你一定會鍾意

564
00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:15,580
我應該不會

565
00:24:15,581 --> 00:24:18,040
- 我不會明白,他們把你困在密室?
- 沒錯

566
00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:19,584
- 你不能出來?
- 正是

567
00:24:19,585 --> 00:24:21,544
- 你還要解答數學題?
- 沒錯

568
00:24:21,545 --> 00:24:22,545
你居然覺得好玩?

569
00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:23,588
不,我憎到爆

570
00:24:23,589 --> 00:24:26,674
但或者這次我們能逃脫,然後買同款T裇

571
00:24:26,675 --> 00:24:28,634
嘩,你沒講過會有同款T裇

572
00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:31,096
- 那麼我絕對會奉陪
- 一定會好正

573
00:24:32,014 --> 00:24:33,056
嗨

574
00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:36,101
- 嗨,愛麗斯
- 可以傾兩句嗎?

575
00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:40,688
我都想,但不行,我要開工

576
00:24:40,689 --> 00:24:42,899
不用,這麼靜局,我收舖就得

577
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:45,485
- 多謝你看穿我的心思
- 別客氣

578
00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:53,493
你有個新朋友

579
00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:55,244
是你最好的朋友嗎?

580
00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:57,998
算是吧,他是我唯一的朋友

581
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,542
但重新開始的感覺很好

582
00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:03,337
我非常明白

583
00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:06,255
我很替你開心

584
00:25:06,256 --> 00:25:07,340
多謝你

585
00:25:07,341 --> 00:25:09,675
之前你沒回覆短訊,我很擔心

586
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,344
但你似乎狀態很好

587
00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:13,179
沒錯,我過得很好

588
00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:15,932
我的意思是,我的人生
不是滿載蛋糕冬甩,不過...

589
00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:17,183
- 老實講...
- 無人這樣講

590
00:25:17,184 --> 00:25:19,143
我不懂美國人怎樣講

591
00:25:19,144 --> 00:25:20,187
槍械和彈藥?

592
00:25:22,356 --> 00:25:24,149
一切絕對是漸進佳境

593
00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:30,780
我以前每朝早都跟莎華來這裏

594
00:25:30,781 --> 00:25:32,114
在她返工之前

595
00:25:32,115 --> 00:25:37,453
我們坐在這裏,猜所有人做甚麼工作

596
00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:39,164
這一切發生了之後

597
00:25:40,624 --> 00:25:44,962
我經常坐在這張長櫈幾個鐘

598
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:48,632
每次見到火車駛進來

599
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,845
我都要用盡力氣,阻止自己站起來...

600
00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:58,600
就是這樣

601
00:26:03,313 --> 00:26:05,148
你為何不想再跟我來往?

602
00:26:05,774 --> 00:26:07,067
實在太奇怪了

603
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,738
我只是認為這樣比較好

604
00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:14,992
我不信你

605
00:26:18,328 --> 00:26:19,997
我爸爸跟你講過甚麼?

606
00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:24,834
- 唏
- 嗨

607
00:26:24,835 --> 00:26:27,712
- 好吧,靚女,給你的
- 真客氣,多謝你

608
00:26:27,713 --> 00:26:29,672
- 但老友你無份
- 其實我不能飲

609
00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:32,175
開車去我媽家要一個鐘,我應該走了

610
00:26:32,176 --> 00:26:33,676
你真的不想我陪你?

611
00:26:33,677 --> 00:26:35,220
- 不用
- 我是人母殺手

612
00:26:35,804 --> 00:26:39,182
你要知道,我會跟她調情
可能甚至會打屁股

613
00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:40,600
打我媽屁股?

614
00:26:40,601 --> 00:26:43,144
你有甚麼病?我們容後再談

615
00:26:43,145 --> 00:26:44,521
但幫我一個忙

616
00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:46,522
拋塊狗骨,安撫我老友占佬

617
00:26:46,523 --> 00:26:48,357
他很想威脅到你

618
00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:51,110
- 收到,好吧
- 好吧,拜,遲些打給你

619
00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:52,195
- 拜
- 你要走?

620
00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:53,322
- 對,拜
- 拜

621
00:26:55,032 --> 00:26:57,492
老友,身在你家令我很不安

622
00:26:58,076 --> 00:27:00,662
我不斷想像你們兩個的做愛畫面

623
00:27:01,455 --> 00:27:02,581
老友,多謝你

624
00:27:03,916 --> 00:27:05,250
有無搞錯?

625
00:27:07,044 --> 00:27:08,669
戴力,是你隻狗嗎?

626
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:10,506
沒錯,麥哥的新啤酒

627
00:27:11,089 --> 00:27:13,675
我超鍾意,別講給麗絲知,她會更加黐線

628
00:27:14,384 --> 00:27:17,512
我結婚27年,忽然間

629
00:27:17,513 --> 00:27:20,723
我老婆被一個奇怪複製品取代了

630
00:27:20,724 --> 00:27:23,226
我明白,我感覺彷彿就快有地震

631
00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:28,856
昨晚她說幾時都重視和聆聽我

632
00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:33,195
- 很恐怖
- 我不想被重視和聆聽,對吧?

633
00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:36,572
男女關係真難搞

634
00:27:36,573 --> 00:27:37,657
老友,我明白

635
00:27:37,658 --> 00:27:41,328
嘉比很好,我很努力去了解她,但...

636
00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:44,873
這樣講吧,她豎立了很多圍牆

637
00:27:45,958 --> 00:27:47,333
- 真難搞
- 對

638
00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:50,253
- 我今日遇到一個女人
- 願聞其詳

639
00:27:50,254 --> 00:27:53,381
我們一見如故,猜猜我怎樣做?

640
00:27:53,382 --> 00:27:55,216
- 怎樣做?
- 甚麼都沒做

641
00:27:55,217 --> 00:27:56,509
零行動

642
00:27:56,510 --> 00:27:59,637
所以我在思考
我是否永遠不能再跟人認真發展

643
00:27:59,638 --> 00:28:01,056
別那樣講,阿占

644
00:28:01,932 --> 00:28:03,266
你想要全朵“占美”?

645
00:28:03,267 --> 00:28:05,518
- 感覺後生一點
- 確實有效

646
00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:09,106
你知道嗎?一切都可以變的,占士

647
00:28:11,775 --> 00:28:13,402
作為心理治療師,我相信那一點

648
00:28:13,902 --> 00:28:17,155
但我亦見過有些人長年以某種方式生活

649
00:28:18,323 --> 00:28:20,700
似乎永遠不能跨越障礙

650
00:28:20,701 --> 00:28:25,037
嗨,老友,抱歉
我就這樣衝入來,我是來借宿的

651
00:28:25,038 --> 00:28:27,082
嗨,過來吧

652
00:28:32,713 --> 00:28:38,718
你知道嗎?有時正確的事就擺在我面前

653
00:28:38,719 --> 00:28:45,516
但因為我是麻煩友,要消磨很久才會去做

654
00:28:45,517 --> 00:28:47,853
這是你最得人鍾意的優點之一

655
00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:49,812
遇上你之前

656
00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:56,277
我以為已活出最好的人生版本

657
00:28:56,278 --> 00:28:59,405
事業成功,重新建立跟家人的關係

658
00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:02,200
跟街尾的女士逢場作興

659
00:29:02,201 --> 00:29:04,869
甚麼街尾的女士?她到底住在哪裏?

660
00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:06,288
她搬走了

661
00:29:07,164 --> 00:29:10,876
我想講的是
我沒想過會有另一個最好版本

662
00:29:13,670 --> 00:29:15,005
搬來跟我住吧

663
00:29:15,506 --> 00:29:17,381
我算是搬進來了

664
00:29:17,382 --> 00:29:19,383
我有一半衣服已經在這裏

665
00:29:19,384 --> 00:29:22,095
我已開始周圍擺放相片,就是...

666
00:29:23,305 --> 00:29:25,265
就是在等你認清現實

667
00:29:29,061 --> 00:29:30,603
那些人是乜水?

668
00:29:30,604 --> 00:29:32,563
是我妹妹和她的仔女

669
00:29:32,564 --> 00:29:34,899
你以為他們是乜水?

670
00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:36,776
我以為是買相架送的假相

671
00:29:36,777 --> 00:29:38,570
保羅啊

672
00:29:40,322 --> 00:29:41,156
你沒事吧?

673
00:29:45,244 --> 00:29:46,869
我沒事

674
00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:48,789
好吧,我轉頭回來

675
00:29:51,834 --> 00:29:55,044
我拿不定主意
應該帶走你公公最愛的舊椅

676
00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:56,295
抑或放入雜物房

677
00:29:56,296 --> 00:29:57,506
媽媽,是那張屁櫈嗎?

678
00:29:58,674 --> 00:30:00,341
你應該燒掉它,為何還未丟掉?

679
00:30:00,342 --> 00:30:02,218
他以前經常坐在上面放屁

680
00:30:02,219 --> 00:30:03,427
不准搬來,真是黐線

681
00:30:03,428 --> 00:30:05,137
別這樣吧

682
00:30:05,138 --> 00:30:07,182
- 等等,媽媽,我要接聽
- 好吧

683
00:30:09,351 --> 00:30:10,476
老闆,甚麼事?

684
00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:12,061
我有新同屋主

685
00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:13,354
甚麼?真的嗎?

686
00:30:13,355 --> 00:30:16,650
我只想多謝你給我勇氣

687
00:30:18,443 --> 00:30:20,779
我要收線,茱莉在這裏

688
00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:23,198
唏,慢慢來啊

689
00:30:23,699 --> 00:30:24,782
記得要拉筋

690
00:30:24,783 --> 00:30:26,742
你太老了,不能亂來,知道嗎?

691
00:30:26,743 --> 00:30:27,828
晚安

692
00:30:30,289 --> 00:30:32,958
乖女,你見過封箱膠紙嗎?之前還在的

693
00:30:35,878 --> 00:30:36,879
乖女,怎麼了?

694
00:30:41,341 --> 00:30:47,848
- 媽媽,我很愛你,但...
- 我也很愛你

695
00:30:50,642 --> 00:30:52,060
我不認為你應該搬去我家

696
00:30:54,229 --> 00:31:00,318
我認為你在這裏會開心得多
較接近你的朋友和生活

697
00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:01,694
我還會幫你安排好

698
00:31:01,695 --> 00:31:04,655
我會請人全職照顧你,比以前更多來探你

699
00:31:04,656 --> 00:31:07,033
老實講,我早就應該多點來

700
00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:09,577
而且我自知做錯了

701
00:31:09,578 --> 00:31:11,370
我早就應該跟你講

702
00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:15,751
但我真的認為這樣做才是正確的

703
00:31:17,419 --> 00:31:18,504
對我們兩個都是

704
00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:23,383
我希望你明白

705
00:31:26,261 --> 00:31:27,221
媽媽

706
00:31:28,263 --> 00:31:29,847
你還是走吧

707
00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:31,557
- 你已經決定了
- 媽媽

708
00:31:31,558 --> 00:31:34,102
要講的說話,你已講了,走吧

709
00:31:37,606 --> 00:31:38,649
對不起

710
00:31:43,654 --> 00:31:44,488
彼此彼此

711
00:31:55,123 --> 00:31:56,834
老友,愛麗斯生日真快樂

712
00:31:58,877 --> 00:32:01,046
雖然她只是在開頭出現過

713
00:32:03,006 --> 00:32:04,091
多謝你,戴力

714
00:32:05,217 --> 00:32:06,384
沒錯,我很開心

715
00:32:06,385 --> 00:32:07,386
你應該啊

716
00:32:08,053 --> 00:32:09,179
你是個好爹哋

717
00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:13,684
多謝,但別叫我爹哋吧

718
00:32:15,894 --> 00:32:20,439
- 喂,阿桑,蛋糕很好味
- 過獎了,阿力

719
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:23,359
你用預拌粉做,抑或由頭做起?

720
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:27,406
11時30分了
你還在外面為蛋糕大呼小叫?

721
00:32:28,448 --> 00:32:30,449
你發甚麼神經?

722
00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:31,617
食完至好返入屋

723
00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:34,371
若我張床有蛋糕碎,我會攞你命

724
00:32:39,084 --> 00:32:40,127
你沒事吧?

725
00:32:42,963 --> 00:32:44,131
我開心而已

726
00:32:54,141 --> 00:32:56,476
(嗨,是蘇菲,你女兒鍾意部車嗎?)

727
00:33:00,856 --> 00:33:02,815
你叫他跟我斷絕來往?

728
00:33:02,816 --> 00:33:04,609
你知道對我有益,但還是那樣做?

729
00:33:04,610 --> 00:33:07,196
我真的無辦法相信

730
00:33:08,530 --> 00:33:10,282
多謝你又毀了我的生日

731
00:33:11,450 --> 00:33:12,367
乖女

732
00:33:14,036 --> 00:33:16,121
愛...可惡

733
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,002
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