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愛麗斯仍然嬲到爆

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我知道,真難搞

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講真,若她想跟那條友保持聯絡,沒問題

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我恐怕要認命,但不代表我都要照做

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我明白,我完全企你這邊

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多謝,但我知你溺愛她

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她在場時,你還會企我這邊嗎?

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當然,沒問題

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好吧

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我真的不知道她想我點做

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我想你行多一步

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你應該行多一步

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我看得出路易斯仍很難過

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全世界你都肯幫,為何不能幫他?

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占美,你有無搞錯?

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麗絲,跟你見面真愉快

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沒錯,我應該閃人

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聽我講,若他這麼難過,應該找人傾訴

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爸爸,你知道由你幫他意義大得多

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換作是媽媽都會幫他

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我不會

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- 好吧
- 別再大呼小叫,好嗎?

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我知道,只得我大呼小叫,我會停

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不要緊

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反正我悲哀多過嬲

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愛麗斯,求你別這樣

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我沒想到你是這種人

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抱歉,我這麼快就跪低

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麗絲,搞錯啊

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大鑊

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不,我們上次相聚是在你女兒的婚禮上

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- 記得嗎?
- 記得

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天啊,那次真盡興

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- 嗨
- 嗨

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發生甚麼事?

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搞選美大會嗎?

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她們到底是乜水?

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當我們決定同居時
你知道我有朋友的,對吧?

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我知道,只是不願相信

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你忘了食藥?

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我食了,但藥效短過平時

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我打過給茜克斯,接待員說沒空位

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所以我打算直接衝過去
她最鍾意我給她驚喜

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你真的認為她暗戀你?

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她是女人嘛,對吧?

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各位女士,幸會

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謝謝

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- 拜
- 拜

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我不鍾意她們

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那好吧

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很抱歉,艾花選了另一對夫婦
你們還好吧?

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老實講,查理很失望

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我的情緒比較穩定

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沒錯,你多次表現出...

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我們不會尋到寶寶的

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又來了

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我正想講“又來了”

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我不要它了

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是見完艾花後找到的
現在被她的拒絕玷污了

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所以隨便你交給她,或者燒掉它

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我不理,只想她知道我們不難過

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但一定要燒掉它,或者把灰燼給她

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聽我講,我向很多母親介紹你們的小冊子

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有人準備生孖胎

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可以兩個都要,一年後才決定留哪個嗎?

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不可以

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你居然問得出,真是黐線

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有位38歲女士...

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阿婆生的寶寶,好到極

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她用甚麼餵寶寶?

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塵嗎?

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- 唏
- 嗨

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太好了,查理終於來到

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- 抱歉,我遲到
- 別講笑了

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等你多久都是值得的

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淫娃

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(奇津巡洋艦)

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頂,周圍是寶寶

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- 給你,希望你食完會開心
- 謝謝

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好吧

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弊,我要走了

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幫我收檔吧,那份我請客

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為何個個都以為我樂於助人?

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不知道

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你要去邊?

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我算是在拍拖吧,未認真發展

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她超忙,所以她一有時間,我會儘量配合

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天啊,你做了老婦湯圓

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我明白了,你最近確實滿面春風

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沒錯,美食車賺到錢

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我的治療進展良好

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唯一的問題是,我總是要去她家

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不能帶她去泳池屋仔

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有想過搬走嗎?

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我都想,但很難找到地方連泳池

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而且月租只是65美元

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他只收你65美元?

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跟我的按摩附加服務費一樣

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薰衣草磨砂夠交租

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我們收檔,去找你的姑娘吧

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多謝兩位,鎖匙在車上

102
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拜仁,我會傳開去你樂於助人

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希望你無得表演

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我指在床上

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好明顯

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藥鐘響了

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夠鐘食藥,我去斟水給你

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- 多謝你,小天使
- 別客氣

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真可愛,我鍾意你講“藥鐘”

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媽媽,妮琪似乎是頂級看護

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簡直是天使,我的親生女都比不上

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是比得上你其中一個親生女

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下星期四想去我家吃飯嗎?

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我可能會焗火雞,因為是感恩節

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葛妮會來,若你也來,我會很開心

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就如你所講,我在自己家會開心得多

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較接近我的朋友和生活

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我還是足不出戶好了

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謝謝,小甜心

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火雞你慢慢嘆吧

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好,你繼續食古不化吧

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我會打破你的

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我的意思不是打她

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我指令她打開心扉,就像馬一樣

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還是別解釋吧

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總之呢,多謝你幫我們

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我知道她可能有點難搞

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其實她處理得很好

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被女兒拋棄一事

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- 你說甚麼?
- 不好意思

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我很敏感,因為我的媽媽不在了

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在應該照顧她時,我沒有

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天啊,真替你難過

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講笑而已

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我跟媽媽一齊住,因為我是好人

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茜克斯醫生,嗨

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保羅,你怎會來了?

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我去過你的診所

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你的新助手說你提早走了

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來這裏飲杯酒

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她不應該講你知

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不能怪她,我聲稱是你爸

143
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好吧,有甚麼急事?

144
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我察覺到我的藥物似乎未能抑制手震

145
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藥效不及以前

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所以我擔心我的藥物正在失效

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別妄下定論嚇自己

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可能是其他因素

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睡眠不足、焦慮

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最近生活上有甚麼新壓力嗎?

151
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我以前的神經科醫生搬進我家

152
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我只跟你一人講

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我說早知她有朋友,但其實我並不知道

154
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好吧,不如預約明天覆診?

155
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多謝你

156
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嗨,保羅

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既然她得不到我,難怪會這樣

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《誠實治療法》

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總之呢,所以我被踢出工作通訊群組

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但我主要想講你知的事

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差過超市事件

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我...你到底在聽嗎?

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{\an8}沒有,抱歉

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{\an8}我滿腦子都是一些私事

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{\an8}但你睇住,變返醫生,三、二、一,變身

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{\an8}現在你太過專注了,適中就好

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{\an8}- 好一點
- 好極

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{\an8}是這樣的,我的鄰居阿澤
他隻狗土匪不見了

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{\an8}超陰功,他四圍貼街招

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{\an8}好消息是,我找到土匪

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{\an8}但我等阿澤回家時,開始跟土匪玩

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{\an8}然後我帶牠去公園,我們很投緣

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{\an8}總之,我最終沒歸還牠

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{\an8}那是幾時發生?昨天?

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{\an8}九天前

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{\an8}上次治療時,我可能早應該講你知

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{\an8}我們只得一小時

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{\an8}我應該點做?

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{\an8}把隻狗歸還,華莉

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{\an8}有第二條路揀嗎?

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{\an8}其實有啊,把隻狗歸還

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{\an8}兩條路都得

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{\an8}算數,但牠會很懷念
跟一隻很聽話的哥基犬玩

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{\an8}那麼聽話的狗很難找

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{\an8}你指性愛方面?

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{\an8}沒錯

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{\an8}此外,我還未能夠一個人去餐廳

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{\an8}有人講過感覺就像當眾大解,因為...

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{\an8}不應該這樣做

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{\an8}知道仔女有甚麼最難搞嗎?

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{\an8}知道,你兩腳一伸,全副身家都歸他們

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{\an8}我不明白為何是壞事

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{\an8}不,我想講他們有一個神奇絕技

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{\an8}捅你一刀,然後繼續如常過日子

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{\an8}不,保羅,我只想呻愛麗斯的事

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{\an8}請別望出窗

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{\an8}然後滿口哲理

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你有否諗過上天
把兩個人放在一起必有因?

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隨便你

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是你經常說,我們有很多共通點

201
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或者你說得對

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美格和我疏遠多年

203
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因為我無法原諒自己舊時的過錯

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就如你無法原諒自己令愛麗斯失望

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這個嘛,我有進展

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你沒有

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多得愛麗斯,我有一個空檔

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不是心理治療,只是在公園傾偈

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你帶一包糖果粉和新帽給我

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多謝你幫忙,但我不需要

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- 你知道甚麼最離譜嗎?
- 是甚麼啊?保羅

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你遭遇了世上最大的厄運

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但你從沒求助

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只是自我麻醉,吸毒和隊酒

215
00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:02,477
用病人填滿你的時間

216
00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,313
沒錯,有其他人暗中幫忙

217
00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:07,733
麗絲照顧愛麗斯

218
00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:09,692
我引她做心理治療

219
00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,486
你不是說只是傾閒偈嗎?

220
00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:15,239
嗨,準備好開始傾嗎?

221
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,241
等陣

222
00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:21,580
你知道自己跟我們所有病人有何分別嗎?

223
00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:23,790
他們來到這裏

224
00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:28,128
表現出有勇氣去尋找需要的幫助

225
00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:32,341
順帶一提,我們沒有心結吧?

226
00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,134
沒有

227
00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:39,515
若跟我的醫生合不來
你可以搭上占美的牙醫

228
00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,017
- 真的嗎?
- 他不是真牙醫

229
00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:46,021
他會給你幾十蚊,伸手指入你口

230
00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:47,856
占美,你真騎呢

231
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,275
下星期天氣會轉熱

232
00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:54,737
戴歷和我想去棕櫚泉的急流樂園

233
00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:55,905
想一齊去嗎?

234
00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:57,573
水上樂園?

235
00:10:57,574 --> 00:11:00,368
我不太鍾意浸在別人的尿游水

236
00:11:00,369 --> 00:11:02,745
你知道嗎?我姪女在那裏惹上梅毒

237
00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:04,830
沒有,你的姪女是淫娃

238
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,124
兩樣都有可能

239
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,125
她確實曾在那條慢流河做愛

240
00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,545
戴歷和我都很鍾意低俗東西

241
00:11:10,546 --> 00:11:13,214
派對郵輪、洞洞鞋襪、職業摔角

242
00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:14,799
我們覺得越低俗越正

243
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,093
沒錯,昨晚我們吃墨西哥快餐

244
00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:18,845
親熱完再去吃

245
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:20,805
我們稱之為“捲餅啪啪啪”

246
00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:21,973
沒錯

247
00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:23,850
有個動作我很想試

248
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,727
老公,沒甚麼比起
“墨西哥粟米片”更令我性慾乾塘

249
00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:29,230
唏,你媽答應跟你兩姐妹過感恩節未?

250
00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:31,400
- 未
- 好吧,她始終會想通的

251
00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,776
你們會怎樣慶祝?

252
00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,404
我以為你知道,我...

253
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,660
我們只是跟兒子過節

254
00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,203
用甘薯蓉塞飽他們

255
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:47,081
那樣講真奇怪,但祝你們過節快樂

256
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:49,960
- 我要走了,拜
- 好吧

257
00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:51,919
- 拜
- 祝今日愉快

258
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,212
你也是

259
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:56,591
我好憎你向我打眼色
你知道我講大話會胃酸倒流

260
00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:57,884
- 都怪她
- 對不起

261
00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,886
我還未決定要否邀請他

262
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,512
夠了

263
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,931
是時候衡量他的優點和缺點

264
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,976
算數,好吧,優點,他引我笑

265
00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:08,686
倒轉都識背《自吹自擂》歌詞

266
00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:10,688
我對住他可以做自己

267
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,608
而且他搓背技術一流

268
00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,359
只是嘉比的清單啊,老公

269
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,945
- 沒錯
- 好吧,缺點

270
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,865
老實講,我只想到他太型太搶鏡

271
00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:24,160
勇敢一點吧,你在霸佔大眾福利啊

272
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:26,078
- 唏
- 嗨

273
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,163
- 嗨
- 可以行未?

274
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:29,040
- 可以了
- 嘉比剛才講

275
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,209
我們為何不能邀請她的戴歷過感恩節

276
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:33,920
- 太型了,可能會搶鏡
- 他懂

277
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,546
無膽鬼,來,我們走吧

278
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,923
- 拜
- 膚淺

279
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,216
- 哈
- 等等

280
00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:40,051
她真的在慢流河做愛?

281
00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:41,928
- 在水泡上,沒錯
- 甚麼?點做?

282
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:44,263
- 從下面的洞插入去?
- 看相片是如此

283
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,934
- 她戴了潛水呼吸管?
- 我看不到樣子

284
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:49,811
這幢樓屬於我的老友阿湯

285
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,440
我一直想買這單位當作投資

286
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:58,444
- 你們覺得點?
- 好啊,這地方好正

287
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,240
地點一流,我鍾意夠光猛

288
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,074
對,買下它吧,兄弟

289
00:13:03,075 --> 00:13:06,244
因為稅務原因,要擺一年才能賣

290
00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:09,039
但我心想,有計,賣出前你可以入住

291
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,959
聽我講,它需要裝修一下

292
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:17,129
你可以幫我處理,每個月付我100美元

293
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:20,008
以按摩來講,即是海鹽磨砂加手淫的價錢

294
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:21,844
但兩樣不能一齊做

295
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:27,098
- 戴力,我受不起
- 你一直幫我,我是認真的

296
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:28,308
而且你看看

297
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,309
雲石檯面

298
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,813
你炮友的屁股會又涼又舒服

299
00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:36,358
還有門衛和涼亭

300
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:40,778
- 屁股很舒服,沒錯
- 沒錯

301
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,698
唏,你覺得點?

302
00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:46,577
我...對不起

303
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:48,787
我要走了

304
00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:55,252
為人做好事,比我預期有點惡搞

305
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:57,753
(放售中)

306
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,964
占美,通常打電話問候人會說

307
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:02,884
“你好嗎?”,而不是“你原諒自己了嗎?”

308
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:06,805
多謝你們過來,對

309
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:10,641
他們不買,都怪你累我分心

310
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:13,269
我好似聽到你話有對夫婦在那裏被殺

311
00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:16,731
沒錯,但不是連環兇案,是他們兒子做的

312
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:18,107
- 很安全
- 沒錯

313
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,775
他只能殺一對父母

314
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,986
沒錯,他不可能在這裏藏身

315
00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:23,362
那樣太愚蠢了

316
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,032
其實很聰明

317
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:26,490
頂

318
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,242
聽我講,我知那句開場白很奇怪

319
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,411
但若你能夠原諒自己

320
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:32,038
我想知你是怎樣做到

321
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,456
時間會沖淡一切

322
00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:37,585
但我有時還會失眠,滿腦子自己做過的事

323
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:40,546
有朋友見到當尼,她說他仍很沮喪

324
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,633
別誤會,他衰到無朋友

325
00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,344
但若他過得好,我就會安樂

326
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,303
那樣想很錯嗎?

327
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:48,597
不是

328
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:52,351
- 不,我希望幫到你
- 沒錯,我都想

329
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,102
拜

330
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,733
一、二

331
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,068
好吧,繼續行,三...

332
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,696
我識數,收聲吧

333
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,824
哈囉,陽光先生

334
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:12,704
頂

335
00:15:13,205 --> 00:15:14,872
我叫嘉比送我來

336
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:17,751
因為要找個沒跟你上床的人陪我

337
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:19,753
我們剛認識,之後才知會不會

338
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:25,217
好吧,根據初步結果

339
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:29,096
我擔心你的藥效開始減退

340
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:32,850
很可惜,你的劑量已到上限

341
00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:34,433
我明白

342
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:39,397
但我們可以調整飲食和做物理治療

343
00:15:39,398 --> 00:15:41,440
- 開始減輕...
- 我知,還有多久

344
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,735
藥效才會完全消失,我...

345
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,572
以後都會手震震?

346
00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:53,244
因人而異,但我估計是六個月至一年

347
00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:54,705
真大鑊

348
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:56,707
的確是

349
00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:58,249
你想談談嗎?

350
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,002
半點都不想

351
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,628
起行吧

352
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:03,714
謝謝你

353
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:07,718
當尼,若我要形容你這個人

354
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,470
我會說你是渣男

355
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:13,599
別發爛渣,我不會是第一個這樣講吧

356
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:14,975
今日聽了幾多次?

357
00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:17,768
- 五次
- 五次,如我所料

358
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,312
果然識計數

359
00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:21,106
聽我講,你我曾有些過節

360
00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:23,524
你打到我好傷

361
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:26,778
我話你醜樣衰格
你不知道的,但我想你知

362
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:29,907
你還以為我叫你太太推你落山

363
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:31,824
因為我確實講過

364
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:32,992
可以講重點未?

365
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,746
我知你活得很苦,我應該幫到你

366
00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:40,166
我深信可以把你改造到...

367
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,877
可能就連姬絲都不認得你

368
00:16:45,422 --> 00:16:47,298
- 好吧
- 天啊,真的嗎?

369
00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:48,508
是,好極

370
00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:50,593
你一定估不到
聽到你這樣講,我有幾開心

371
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:51,970
沒錯,我鍾意這計劃

372
00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:54,347
- 你幫我追回姬絲
- 我不是那個意思

373
00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,140
- 她拋棄那個婆娘家姐
- 大錯特錯

374
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,476
我就可以報仇

375
00:16:58,727 --> 00:16:59,770
再見,當尼

376
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,066
正一衰人

377
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,194
嗨

378
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:12,906
我們只想過來講你知
那個單位的事不是我的主意

379
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,576
所以你不應該嬲我

380
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:19,454
聽我講,我保證我不是想施捨你

381
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,875
所以若我做錯了,對不起

382
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:27,089
我不是那個意思,是保羅令我重拾感覺

383
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:33,387
聽我講,我說人生很美好是真的

384
00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:35,972
所以我為何要怕離開這裏?

385
00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:37,431
我的意思是,看看這地方

386
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,100
你們會想住過世嗎?

387
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,476
很骨子啊

388
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:43,563
你可以同時煮食和小便

389
00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:46,149
我只是未準備好離開

390
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,067
我有甚麼不妥?

391
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,318
沒有不妥

392
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:52,281
講個小故事你知吧

393
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:56,868
我小時候是水球健將

394
00:17:56,869 --> 00:18:00,204
大學二年級時已是球隊明星

395
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:03,667
於是教練問我想不想做隊長

396
00:18:04,376 --> 00:18:06,335
這故事是關於你有幾勁嗎?

397
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,088
到目前為止,是

398
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,800
但我說不想

399
00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:14,428
我未準備好指揮一群學長

400
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:18,097
教練揀了艾力端仁,他很水皮

401
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,808
但他的姓氏很正,“水人”

402
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:24,897
我以為從此再無機會做隊長

403
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:27,733
我沒有自怨自憐

404
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:32,069
反而埋頭苦幹,努力做更好的球員

405
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,196
更好的隊友

406
00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:36,074
一年後,教練再問我

407
00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:38,534
我們贏了分區賽

408
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:41,996
多得我三次撞柱入球和右上角高投入球

409
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:45,082
老實跟你講,老友,我對水球一無所知

410
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:49,296
重點是,若你未準備好,不要緊

411
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:54,760
當你準備好,宇宙就會再給你機會

412
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:57,679
信我吧

413
00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:00,348
你為人真好,戴力

414
00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:01,808
是最好

415
00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,853
我要飲啤酒,還有誰想要?

416
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:07,688
- 小心燙手
- 情況如何?

417
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:09,899
正到爆,他讓我在鮮奶咖啡拉花

418
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:11,275
他沒有天分

419
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:14,028
狄倫似乎不錯,他是臥底警察嗎?

420
00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:15,613
我懂你的意思,他個樣似40歲

421
00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:18,282
我鍾意他幫我們買到梳打酒
大家都稱呼他“先生”

422
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,201
- 沒錯
- 愛麗斯,聽我講

423
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:23,538
我還是認為你不應該來,不要緊

424
00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:25,540
- 你爸只想保護...
- 別理我爸

425
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:27,291
我來是因為我想探你

426
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,586
感恩節就快到,大時大節最難頂

427
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,630
我根本不慶祝感恩節

428
00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:35,883
英國人不需要用節日紀念掠奪土地

429
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,302
我們日日都會

430
00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:40,012
況且艾迪邀請我去...

431
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,138
你說那個叫甚麼?

432
00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,390
友恩節

433
00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:44,267
見到吧,愛麗斯,我過得很好

434
00:19:44,268 --> 00:19:47,353
我要參加友恩節,我會帶斑點陰莖

435
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:50,065
他向我保證是甜品

436
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,526
你不應該為此失望

437
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:55,487
我很開心你過得很好

438
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:57,114
我的確是

439
00:19:57,614 --> 00:20:01,451
唏,別對你爸這麼苛刻吧

440
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,288
不要望住我

441
00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:06,664
我認為所有爸爸都抵打

442
00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:08,499
不是有味的那種

443
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,751
我爸賭馬輸掉我的生日錢

444
00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,504
我離家出走了五天

445
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:14,464
這故事真好聽,心瑪

446
00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:21,763
怎麼了?有甚麼好笑?

447
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:23,472
我需要聽個笑話

448
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:24,391
我碰見當尼

449
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,810
自戀的毒男無藥可救

450
00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:29,897
但我偶爾還是想幫這種人

451
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:32,566
這笑話真爛

452
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,235
- 沒錯
- 那麼...

453
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:38,946
讓我猜猜

454
00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:41,365
又再四出搵人去醫的占美

455
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:44,620
換取些少“我做了好事”的感覺?

456
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:48,165
有時真希望你是殭屍,保羅

457
00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:51,334
那麼沒有我邀請,你就不能進來

458
00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:54,796
而且被太陽曬到就會著火

459
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:04,056
我跟阿桑講過一次,早亦應該跟你講

460
00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:07,226
你不能逃避創傷

461
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:09,811
若你不能面對過去...

462
00:21:12,231 --> 00:21:13,231
爆炸聲扮得好似

463
00:21:13,232 --> 00:21:14,441
過獎

464
00:21:20,072 --> 00:21:21,113
好吧

465
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:23,200
愛麗斯會去嘉比家住一排

466
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,578
“抱歉,需要一點空間,老闆”

467
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,829
應該是心瑪打的

468
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,790
你還好吧?

469
00:21:30,791 --> 00:21:34,544
我還好吧?還好
我以前都一個人住過,保羅

470
00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:37,965
我今早不太順意,所以我無心情

471
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,927
自從那個人出現,我就料到遲早會這樣

472
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:46,639
你只差這一丁點就會崩潰

473
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,684
到時候,你最好打給我

474
00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:51,686
因為你只得兩個選擇

475
00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:54,105
第一,向人求助

476
00:21:54,106 --> 00:21:58,734
或者第二,變返提雅去世時的模樣

477
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:00,404
那個你嚇死我,老友

478
00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:04,699
聽住,保羅,我通常會講你想聽的說話

479
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:06,535
但我無心情講廢話

480
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:10,580
我不會打給你,我不會有事的

481
00:22:10,581 --> 00:22:12,123
那麼你打算點做?

482
00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:16,086
找其他病人去開解你?

483
00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:19,630
因為我知道你急需頂癮,而這就是你的藥

484
00:22:19,631 --> 00:22:23,050
但聽過來人講吧,藥效會減退的

485
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:26,762
以前你維持兩星期的笑臉

486
00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:28,932
兩分鐘就會消失

487
00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:33,353
到時你就知道自己大鑊

488
00:22:34,563 --> 00:22:36,440
我開始覺得你不是講我,保羅

489
00:22:37,649 --> 00:22:40,694
講你知,我才不需要
找東西頂癮,聽到嗎?

490
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,613
我沒有那麼無助

491
00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:51,330
- 嗨,華莉
- 嗨,唏

492
00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:53,372
牠不是土匪

493
00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:55,792
知道,嗨,土匪

494
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:59,087
沒錯,她講大話,對吧?

495
00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:01,340
土匪真乖

496
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:04,842
你當初怎會跟路易斯來往?

497
00:23:04,843 --> 00:23:05,927
好吧

498
00:23:05,928 --> 00:23:07,137
嘩

499
00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:09,889
是這樣的,他當時在附近,我就說

500
00:23:09,890 --> 00:23:12,433
“遠離這家人,死開”
然後他說:“對不起”

501
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:14,061
即刻停,這場戲已做過

502
00:23:15,062 --> 00:23:17,188
好吧,各位

503
00:23:17,189 --> 00:23:18,689
墨西哥快餐到了

504
00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:19,982
這是醬汁

505
00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:21,275
沒錯

506
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,819
戴歷,墨西哥粟米片,乾

507
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,029
墨西哥粟米片,硬

508
00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:26,697
- 好吧
- 唏

509
00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:30,952
你要幫我一個忙,別跟我媽講我讓你留宿

510
00:23:30,953 --> 00:23:32,703
- 我根本不識她
- 沒錯

511
00:23:32,704 --> 00:23:35,289
而且別跟60歲以上的黑人女子講,好嗎?

512
00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:38,502
她們四圍都有線眼,似足天地會

513
00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:42,422
是狄倫

514
00:23:43,215 --> 00:23:44,340
他為人很好,不過...

515
00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,968
“很好,不過”?他可以走了

516
00:23:46,969 --> 00:23:48,052
拜拜狄倫

517
00:23:48,053 --> 00:23:50,096
我跟他講我跟爸爸的事

518
00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:52,014
他乘機親近我

519
00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:54,600
他真的這樣寫:“我們會一齊渡過難關”

520
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:56,519
不好意思,他說“我們”?

521
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,020
- 他說“我們”?
- 沒錯

522
00:23:58,021 --> 00:24:00,731
沒有你批准,無人能用眾數第一人稱

523
00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:02,441
沒有你批准,無人能用“我們”

524
00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:03,693
- 好吧,夠了
- 怎麼了?

525
00:24:03,694 --> 00:24:05,237
- 你知自己在做甚麼
- 好吧

526
00:24:05,737 --> 00:24:07,864
我未試過講分手

527
00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:10,533
我跟康納不算拍過拖,所以...

528
00:24:10,534 --> 00:24:11,951
乖仔真陰功

529
00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:15,454
各位,我要怎樣講分手而不內疚?

530
00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:18,875
我向最後一個女友講分手時
我說想跟男人上床

531
00:24:18,876 --> 00:24:20,793
別客氣,喂

532
00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:22,837
- 真的多謝你
- 我有次跟一個女生講分手

533
00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:25,798
我說她個樣似足我表妹,我接受不來

534
00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:27,216
她有要求睇相片嗎?

535
00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:29,845
我給她看自己的朦樣相片,她信了

536
00:24:30,429 --> 00:24:32,680
聽我講,傷害人的滋味很難受

537
00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:34,390
我會儘量直接

538
00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:38,269
但在最懷情況,我會不作承諾
和保持距離,直至他們明白暗示

539
00:24:38,270 --> 00:24:39,521
然後代我講分手

540
00:24:41,273 --> 00:24:44,025
好吧,但你真的因此

541
00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:45,360
作出這決定嗎?

542
00:24:46,236 --> 00:24:50,531
我很開心你這麼細心

543
00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:51,950
各位,我很細心

544
00:24:53,076 --> 00:24:57,622
況且,原來那對夫婦是迪士尼迷

545
00:24:57,623 --> 00:25:00,791
他們叫我在水中分娩
把寶寶改名做艾莉奧

546
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:02,919
核突,絕對不要那樣做

547
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,670
他們肯定戴住大耳朵做愛

548
00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,672
米奇老鼠,和迪士尼有關,稍後詳細交代

549
00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:08,050
用免提吧

550
00:25:08,634 --> 00:25:10,301
我要收線了

551
00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:11,802
我要通知查理

552
00:25:11,803 --> 00:25:13,263
實在太瘋狂了

553
00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:15,474
多謝你

554
00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:16,808
多謝你

555
00:25:21,271 --> 00:25:22,272
寶寶媽媽揀了我們

556
00:25:23,398 --> 00:25:25,525
- 天啊
- 我們會有個寶寶

557
00:25:25,526 --> 00:25:27,860
- 我超級以你為榮
- 多謝

558
00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:29,613
恭喜

559
00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:32,616
你們一定會幸福快樂,恭喜

560
00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:36,619
- 他不在家
- 華莉,等一陣吧

561
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:37,538
可惡

562
00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:40,998
嗨,真的是土匪嗎?

563
00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:42,250
天啊

564
00:25:42,251 --> 00:25:43,836
我很掛住你,唏,入去吧

565
00:25:44,419 --> 00:25:45,962
- 感激不盡
- 別客氣

566
00:25:45,963 --> 00:25:48,297
我們15分鐘前才發現牠

567
00:25:48,298 --> 00:25:50,216
可能是20分鐘,頂多25

568
00:25:50,217 --> 00:25:51,176
在哪裏?

569
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,511
在一個井裏

570
00:25:53,512 --> 00:25:55,888
- 井?
- 沒錯,當時我們...

571
00:25:55,889 --> 00:25:57,056
我們在許願

572
00:25:57,057 --> 00:25:58,558
祈求找到土匪

573
00:25:58,559 --> 00:26:01,477
最難以置信的是,原來許願井很靈

574
00:26:01,478 --> 00:26:02,562
所以有誰料到?

575
00:26:02,563 --> 00:26:03,646
神奇

576
00:26:03,647 --> 00:26:06,023
其實這些牆很薄,大概一星期前

577
00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:09,068
我聽到你說:“別舔我個嘴
不准在床上大便”

578
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:10,779
其實那是我的姪仔

579
00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:13,531
道菲,他11歲

580
00:26:13,532 --> 00:26:16,201
- 大個仔,不會在床上大便
- 我正是那樣講

581
00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:19,328
好吧,其實還有另一天

582
00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:22,164
記得我問你為何滿身都是毛嗎?

583
00:26:22,165 --> 00:26:24,375
我講過了,再講多次,我是髮型師學徒

584
00:26:24,376 --> 00:26:25,835
- 別再兜了,華莉
- 有...好吧

585
00:26:25,836 --> 00:26:28,087
我不小心擄走你隻狗,可以未?

586
00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:29,589
牠真的很乖

587
00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:31,758
很對不起,我真的很抱歉

588
00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:36,471
- 阿澤?
- 沒錯

589
00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:39,807
聽我講,本來她想即刻把狗歸還

590
00:26:39,808 --> 00:26:41,184
但她產生了感情

591
00:26:41,185 --> 00:26:42,894
你沒告她,真是好人

592
00:26:42,895 --> 00:26:44,562
我不知道可以告她

593
00:26:44,563 --> 00:26:46,857
講笑而已,不可以的,我要走了

594
00:26:50,152 --> 00:26:52,195
嗨,想幫我執包袱嗎?
因為現在我要搬走了

595
00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:54,322
華莉,深呼吸

596
00:26:54,323 --> 00:26:57,117
算數吧,好嗎?你講甚麼都無用

597
00:26:57,951 --> 00:26:58,952
我以你為榮

598
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:00,620
你亂講

599
00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:02,997
華莉,我們一齊努力了兩年

600
00:27:02,998 --> 00:27:04,332
看看你進步了幾多

601
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:06,375
- 你有強迫症,對吧?
- 沒錯

602
00:27:06,376 --> 00:27:07,710
你讓一隻狗入屋

603
00:27:07,711 --> 00:27:11,255
這動物長期穿著去街衫四圍走

604
00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:12,341
你卻讓牠入屋

605
00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:15,469
沒錯,嚴格來講,你的所為是違法

606
00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:17,595
但也是巨大的勝利

607
00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:19,180
未必吧

608
00:27:19,181 --> 00:27:20,848
他說得對

609
00:27:20,849 --> 00:27:22,392
你似乎脫胎換骨

610
00:27:22,976 --> 00:27:24,685
連通風口都撐我

611
00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:26,688
你肯讓土匪同床睡覺

612
00:27:27,189 --> 00:27:28,357
而且牠身上有蟲

613
00:27:29,274 --> 00:27:31,567
阿澤,現在開始由我講吧

614
00:27:31,568 --> 00:27:33,278
- 收到,老友
- 好,多謝

615
00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:35,696
你沒事吧?

616
00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:38,492
真是白癡,但我會很掛住那隻有蟲的毛球

617
00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:41,911
阿澤,這一點由你回應

618
00:27:41,912 --> 00:27:44,706
或者你可以偶爾放狗

619
00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:46,791
我樂意到極

620
00:27:46,792 --> 00:27:48,751
好極,我們約個時間吧,你幾時得閒?

621
00:27:48,752 --> 00:27:51,212
我每逢週二都是6時後收工,但有時...

622
00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:54,173
我想講,唏,你們容後詳談,好嗎?

623
00:27:54,174 --> 00:27:55,425
- 好啊
- 多謝,老友

624
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:57,760
我有進步,對吧?

625
00:27:57,761 --> 00:27:59,263
每日都有

626
00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:03,600
多謝你

627
00:28:14,945 --> 00:28:16,488
好吧

628
00:28:16,989 --> 00:28:19,991
要出席寶寶派對,我想胸脯多點向前

629
00:28:19,992 --> 00:28:22,327
- 因為寶寶愛胸脯,對吧?
- 街知巷聞

630
00:28:23,954 --> 00:28:25,497
唏,有個時間線問題

631
00:28:26,081 --> 00:28:28,124
你幾時想我明白暗示,代你講分手?

632
00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:30,168
- 甚麼?
- 想知道而已

633
00:28:30,169 --> 00:28:32,671
亂講甚麼?別講笑,你知我鍾意你

634
00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:36,924
我很混淆,我不習慣見到你缺乏安全感

635
00:28:36,925 --> 00:28:38,302
沒錯,是新花款

636
00:28:38,802 --> 00:28:41,387
- 我在試試,不太鍾意
- 明白,我也不鍾意

637
00:28:41,388 --> 00:28:43,473
好吧,新問題

638
00:28:43,974 --> 00:28:45,392
你為何不跟我過感恩節?

639
00:28:46,518 --> 00:28:48,394
我焗的火雞乾到入骨

640
00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:50,730
好吧,我都想

641
00:28:50,731 --> 00:28:52,732
跟你一齊食到鯁喉,但我不能

642
00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:55,276
為甚麼?若你媽媽仍冷待你

643
00:28:55,277 --> 00:28:57,236
你不應該一個人過,跟我慶祝吧

644
00:28:57,237 --> 00:29:00,073
我會去阿姨家,她說歡迎你

645
00:29:03,827 --> 00:29:05,537
不只得你和媽媽,對吧?

646
00:29:06,914 --> 00:29:07,915
沒錯

647
00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:09,333
明白

648
00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:12,211
戴力、麗絲和他們的兒子都來?

649
00:29:15,672 --> 00:29:19,551
占美、愛麗斯、拜仁和查理都來嗎?

650
00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:22,094
你要再點多次頭

651
00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:24,389
第一次點頭只涵蓋第一組人

652
00:29:27,351 --> 00:29:28,559
明白

653
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,186
好吧,還有其他人嗎?

654
00:29:30,187 --> 00:29:31,395
還有幾個

655
00:29:31,396 --> 00:29:32,939
- 我妹妹
- 明白

656
00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:35,274
愛麗斯的朋友仔心瑪

657
00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:38,152
一個畫廊型女,是我前夫的前女友

658
00:29:38,153 --> 00:29:39,695
她發現他是渣男就分手

659
00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:41,781
- 當然要邀請她
- 沒錯

660
00:29:41,782 --> 00:29:43,574
我的意思是,她又型又得人鍾意

661
00:29:43,575 --> 00:29:44,868
你到底有無搞錯?

662
00:29:45,494 --> 00:29:47,245
我以為我們發展得很好

663
00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:48,788
- 沒錯,你也應該來
- 不要...

664
00:29:48,789 --> 00:29:50,373
- 真是...我太奇怪
- 別那樣做

665
00:29:50,374 --> 00:29:52,208
- 差到爆
- 我知道

666
00:29:52,209 --> 00:29:54,169
對不起,我只是...

667
00:29:54,837 --> 00:29:56,754
每次想到跟你認真發展,我就慌起來

668
00:29:56,755 --> 00:29:59,341
然後我就會落閘,我都不知原因

669
00:30:01,718 --> 00:30:03,262
- 你沒事吧?
- 沒事

670
00:30:03,846 --> 00:30:04,888
我沒事

671
00:30:05,514 --> 00:30:06,974
因為搞到一團糟的人不是我

672
00:30:10,602 --> 00:30:12,603
這句講得好,你講完應行出門口

673
00:30:12,604 --> 00:30:14,648
沒錯,我在等它沉澱一下

674
00:30:25,659 --> 00:30:26,660
你成功了

675
00:30:42,426 --> 00:30:43,593
原來你在這裏

676
00:30:43,594 --> 00:30:45,094
寶寶媽媽選了拜仁和查理

677
00:30:45,095 --> 00:30:46,971
我們全部去布袋球酒吧慶祝

678
00:30:46,972 --> 00:30:48,182
太好了

679
00:30:48,682 --> 00:30:50,016
好吧,我之後去找你們

680
00:30:50,017 --> 00:30:51,268
- 好
- 好

681
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,133
嘩,嗨,很久不見

682
00:31:24,134 --> 00:31:25,343
別來無恙吧?

683
00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:29,388
我不知道,只是隨意打給你

684
00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:30,599
你今晚有何節目?

685
00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:33,101
占美,我沒有接客了

686
00:31:34,269 --> 00:31:36,146
我應該可以找些不錯的女生

687
00:31:36,647 --> 00:31:38,440
幾分鐘後打給我吧

688
00:31:39,608 --> 00:31:41,860
但占美,我真的希望你不會

689
00:31:53,914 --> 00:31:54,789
(奔旅,1998年創立)

690
00:31:54,790 --> 00:31:56,207
若還未夠

691
00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:57,208
她靚爆鏡

692
00:31:57,209 --> 00:32:01,170
我會做個驕傲爸爸,有個骨格標緻的寶寶

693
00:32:01,171 --> 00:32:03,297
- 我鍾意
- 肯定是有優先次序

694
00:32:03,298 --> 00:32:07,510
我想用寶寶作為美食車吉祥物

695
00:32:07,511 --> 00:32:08,970
身穿蝦仔裝

696
00:32:08,971 --> 00:32:10,137
正啊

697
00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:11,347
我明白,好主意

698
00:32:11,348 --> 00:32:13,349
我們批准蝦仔寶寶的主意

699
00:32:13,350 --> 00:32:15,309
- 好嘢
- 我想敬

700
00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:17,937
世界絕頂型爸一杯

701
00:32:17,938 --> 00:32:19,188
多謝

702
00:32:19,189 --> 00:32:20,274
請再講多次

703
00:32:21,441 --> 00:32:22,567
同意

704
00:32:22,568 --> 00:32:23,569
你沒事吧?

705
00:32:24,945 --> 00:32:26,738
隨便鬧情緒吧

706
00:32:27,948 --> 00:32:29,699
過來吧,寶貝,我愛你

707
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,618
布袋球

708
00:32:32,828 --> 00:32:35,705
我很期待跟寶寶說是我發起的

709
00:32:35,706 --> 00:32:37,498
當然不是你

710
00:32:37,499 --> 00:32:39,625
{\an8}是事實,由我發起的

711
00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:41,919
{\an8}- 是我發明的
- 布袋球不是你發明的

712
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,005
{\an8}(喂,占美,你來嗎?)

713
00:33:23,795 --> 00:33:25,297
別阻住條路

714
00:33:27,049 --> 00:33:28,050
死開吧

715
00:34:00,415 --> 00:34:01,416
嗨

716
00:34:03,252 --> 00:34:04,253
是我

717
00:34:17,056 --> 00:34:18,016
嗨

718
00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:27,943
我早就講過你會打給我

719
00:34:34,908 --> 00:34:36,284
保羅,我很有事

720
00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:49,464
來吧...

721
00:35:36,220 --> 00:35:38,222
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